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2016-05-06 06:17:09 Post No. 73158095
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2016-05-06 06:17:09
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>be twentysomething woman
>be tumblr-educated intellectual feminist with gender studies degree from public university
>go to sperm bank
>look through donor catalog
>choose nice successful white one
>get pumped full of baby juice
>go home
>pregnancy test 1-2 weeks later
>positive.png
>wait 10 weeks or so
>get shitfaced 5 nights in a row
>wait another 10 weeks
>go to planned parenthood
>get abortion referral
>go to referred doctor
>late term b/c after 20 weeks
>partial birth
>medicaid eligible b/c fetal alcohol spectrum
>go back home
>call religious parents
>pick_up.mp3
>"Hey mom?"
>"Y-yes honey?"
>"Guess what?"
>"Oh-oh no..."
>"I just got another one!"
>mom_starts_crying.wav
>hang up
>summary: get preggo without oppressive sex, conceive rich white baby, get free abortion, annoy religious parents
>capitalist racist Christian patriarchy thwarted once again