http://www.spacex.com/webcast
http://www.spacex.com/webcast
Stream is now live.
Get in here to watch USA Company shoot a japanese satellite into orbit and then land a reusable rocket on a barge.
LAUNCH SOON BUMP THREAD
god damn I love space
What can't he do?
Up to 14 billion net worth. About to produce 500,000 electric cars a year in 2018, and is going to be the first person on Mars.
is this furr real mang?
>>73152183
BASED OP
I would never fucking know about these if it weren't for anons like you.
>>73152183
This is gonna be good.
>>73152303
Find love. Keep a woman. Not get divorced.
>>73152282
The music choice is so good on the stream.
>tfw no good space games since X3
Who fuckin' cares?
>>73152183
Is it launching from Cape Canaveral?
>>73152183
what time?
>>73152410
Elon Musk has a sleeping bag and sleeps on the production line at Tesla. He works 90 hours a week and is CEO of two different top in the world companies.
He literally doesn't have time for a relationship. He has some weird obsessive work ethic.
>>73152499
pretty soon I believe, their webcast is gaining viewers at a pretty fast rate.
>>73152410
Literally living proof that women are terrible.
>>73152499
Launch window: 0521-0721 GMT (1:21-3:21 a.m. EDT)
Launch site: SLC-40, Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Florida
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket will launch the JCSAT 14 communications satellite for Tokyo-based SKY Perfect JSAT Corp. JCSAT 14 will support data networks, television broadcasters and mobile communications users in Japan, East Asia, Russia, Oceania, Hawaii and other Pacific islands. Delayed from late 2015, April 28, May 3, May 4 and May 5.
20 MINS UNTIL THE LAUNCH WINDOW OPENS
>>73152499
If things go well approximately 15 minutes from now.
The window is 2 hours after that point though.
The stream goes live 20 minutes before initial launch window, and it has been live a while now.
>trump is going to make america great
>putin is opening russia to foreigners
>musk is making it possible to move to mars
i just can't deal with what the future holds. my heart is crying
If you are a real American then you want him to fail.
The guy was already a billionaire due to paypal or whatever else, and yet still received welfare from the government.
Anyone that assassinates this welfare queen is a hero.
>>73152602
This
What type of bitch would divorce Musk? Just fucking pretend you love him and realize you do more for the world being a nice cunt for him to fuck than any other shit you could contribute.
His wife is a mega cunt and was jealous of him. Feminism ruined women
>>73152528
HAHA. THIS GUY LISTENED TO THE CONFERENCE CALL YESTERDAY
>>73152410
DUDE PRACTICALLY SWIMS IN PUSSY
WHEN NOT SLEEPING ON THE PRODUCTION LINES
>>73152183
It's too bad Elon Musk is a total faggot.
>>73152731
Nasa is the welfare queen.
Was going to bed...
See this
Fuck I am going to up late.
>>73152183
so they are going to try and land the 1st stage after stage seperation?
cool. bet that one goes over like a turd in the swimming pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bMeDj76ig
youtube webcast
>>73152303
compete with gasoline cars
>>73152807
tfw day off tomorrow
i'm just so excited and happy
who wants to be friends for tonight
>>73152731
underbidding goverment contractors by more then 50%
welfair queen
Fuck off
>>73152747
He must do so much adderall.
>Live five minutes away from NASA, Space Center Houston, and SpaceX
>Bad at science, so i can never go to space
>>73152944
>underbidding goverment contractors by more then 50%
for contracts that shouldn't exist in the first place
Nice thread OP. With Hillary as our leader, we will have a prosperous future that will allow space travel to excel.
>>73153023
I agree. Hillary is the only one who can save our country.
SPACE
P
A
C
E
>>73152955
>go to space
>just float around
>stand on empty rocks
>wow it's fucking nothing
>>73152898
I'm down.
What are you drinking?
>>73153011
stfu retard
Get off the internet since it was a public spending invention.
>>73153011
You do know that the computer tech to make computers smaller was developed in the space program right?
>>73152731
>fuck rich people because they invest their money in things
Really, nigga?
>>73153023
>>73152898
I am in the same boat. I suspect that we will get a launch. It will be tough for them to land the rocket however.
>>73153023
And how much did you get paid to post that bullshit?
>>73153092
coming out of some everclear
>>73153023
>>73153059
Get your shit out of here.
NASA used to be pretty great. I wonder what went wrong.
>>73153199
i doubt it, i'd bet money on it unless musk himself expressed doubts. they have had an extremely low amount of launches, if you think about it, relative to the advances theyve made. to consistently land after what they've been through so far i think isn't too far fetched
>>73153279
Nothing. Budget cuts.
>>73153279
Obama
Musk isn't a native. Not a true American imo
>>73153279
>triggered black guy looking away from the camera
rip
>>73153086
>go to space
>view is breathtaking
>one of the greatest accomplishments of your life
>swim in pussy cause you're a motherfucking astronaut
Science, bitch.
You go to space and find this alien who want's as much of your cum as possible. She offers to harvest it with any hole you want.
Reminder, this future of cum hungry fem aliens is what Elon Musk works so hard to create.
Thank you Elon Musk.
dis nigga
>>73153345
More of the fact it going into Geo-transfer orbit.
fucking engineering!
i love it. too bad my job blows.
hire me elon.
electrical engineer here!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>73153279
Jesus fucking Christ
>>73153279
Massive budget cuts gutted nasa.
>>73153279
it's a government agency. it can't hope to compete with private interests that have big money riding on their performance.
>>73153415
He looks like Yeb
>>73153406
things that never happen
>>73153438
oh
well who knows, i still think he can do it
the blonde girl is qt, i'd eat her big butt
>>73153506
How would you know? You shitpost on /pol/
>>73153492
NASA never competed with anyone. They don't build shit
Reminder, Space exploration is so important so we can find pic related. Alien girls who want to harvest human cum.
>>73153279
they defunded it so they could only afford to hire on women and retirees for a skeleton crew.
turns out the paygap wasn't a myth after all.
>>73153567
as do you
Just got an offer for an internship with them but everything I've heard suggests I'll be putting 70 hours a week into it. Do I go for it?
>>73153588
that was my point
Youtube live stream:
https://youtu.be/L0bMeDj76ig
T Minus 8:00
>>73153158
>fuck rich people because they invest their money in things
are you illiterate? I have no problem with him or anybody else being rich, the point is that he was already a billionaire and yet he still took money from the government for a very high risk venture.
>>73153279
The sad nigger in the lower left took all the money for crack, and cheeseburgers.
>>73153609
Well played, yet I have a massive chubby for this stuff, while you remain flaccid
>>73153279
7 mins
>>73153640
i wouldn't pass on it
>>73153590
YOOOOOOOO
the control room sounds like a cafeteria
>>73153279
someone please pepe the nigger. i cant draw
>>73153679
if only he invested it in feeding nogs in africa
>>73153640
If you have to ask you're not meant to be there.
>>73153647
>that pick
Thats what you get for puting a brown bear in charge of your plane.
>>73153679
Except Elon Musk invested all of his money into both spaceX and Tesla to the point he was couch surfing because he put all his money into the last rocket launch.
Just stop you retarded faggot.
You don't know anything about economics or anything you are talking about. You are literal human trash.
>>73153724
Still good at 530
>>73152183
exciting! can't wait for the landing scene. It was the best part in the last spacex launch
T MINUS 5 MINUTES
SPACECRAFT INTERNAL
RANGE GREEN
LETS GO FAST
>>73153679
He delivered shit to ISS for less than what it cost the government to do it.
Of course it's high risk, it's fucking space.
how much whitener did this dude use on his teeth
he doesn't look like an engineer
>>73153807
hmmmm
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html
>>73153400
hes the only black guy in the picture
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
4 mins to go.
Rolling dubs.
If so, this shiny ass rocket is gonna blow up.
>>73152183
I hope they succeed, but I can almost guarantee the landing will fail. They're making great progress, this is by far not a perfected strategy.
>>73153837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>73153679
he was paid by government to do space launches
He is why we won't have to fucking using Russia for all our rockets. Do you know how many fucking jobs he created?
Also today's launch is paid for by Japan.
how do all the satellites not hit each other constantly?
3 mins to go
>>73152736
I read some article where she claimed he was the one who initiated the divorce.
First for chemical rockets are laughable and can never get us further than the moon in a reasonable time frame.
dub and abort happens
>>73153939
Try harder, russiabro
>>73153902
No one fucking cares.
>>73153783
You're probably right.
Youtube livestream:
https://youtu.be/L0bMeDj76ig
T-2:30
>>73153965
I have no idea anon
Play KSP and you will understand
2 mins to go.
>>73153965
You know how much surface area there is on Earth? Imagine stretching that surface area and layering it on top of itself many thousands of times over. That is how much room there is out in Earth's orbit.
>>73153863
>Of course it's high risk
Yeah high risk, low volume and low margin
That's why no one really gets in to the launch market unless they get sweet contracts or subsidized or they're a government
>>73153965
They come pretty close often actually...
>>73153647
That's the saddest thing I've seen all week.
trips will confirm ayy lmao's showing up
>>73152183
>http://www.spacex.com/webcast
https://www.youtube.com/embed/L0bMeDj76ig?vq=medium&autoplay=0
better link
its starting holy fuck
Youtube livestream:
https://youtu.be/L0bMeDj76ig
T-1:30
these guys are whispering like it's a hunting show
they're fucking hunting turkey or something
t minus 60 seconds bois
INB4 BOAT
1 min to launch
>>73153939
>he's still mad that America won the space race
that rocket needs to check its privlage
>>73154014
>wahh wahh he doesn't take government money!
>well actually.....
>nobody fuckig cares moron
Ok
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
Youtube livestream:
https://youtu.be/L0bMeDj76ig
CLICK NOW IT'S HAPPENING
fingers crossed for explosion on tarmac
here we go
LIFTOFF
>Find this thread with 10 seconds to launch
START FAPPING
>>73152303
Not be a welfare queen
>>73153965
theyre equipped with aeronautic thrusters to strafe away from collisions in space. And magnets.
ITS CRASHING
>>73154175
>came second
>won
Always impressing
>>73153679
>took money from the government
>T. Bernie Sanders voter
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEET
GOD BLESS THE USA
looks at the burner on the left
>>73153965
Big Sky theory. Space is a bretty big place. You can pull up the maps and see literally thousands of satellites, junk, and debris floating around, but anything of any significance hitting each other is still very unlikely.
More important stuff, like ISS, can actually perform avoidance maneuvers if need be.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
kek will blow it up
KEK GRANT THIS MISSION SUCCESS
check em
STREAM IS DEAD
I am so hard right now
>>73154355
ELON IS STRONGER THAN YOUR KEK
WITNESS THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF THIS ROCKET
who /kspg/ here
BRETTY GOOL
>>73154355
>>73154368
oh no
double and its ok
>it's another capitalism wins episode
>>73154355
>>73154355
RIP SPACEX
>>73154368
failed
may all of tad/pol/es praise kek if this lauch is succesful
Flat earthers pay attention now
>>73154413
bittervet here
fuck squad they had so much potential
GO SPACEX GO
GO SPACEX GO
I BELIEVE IN YOU
whoa who's the blonde?
I'm in Cape Canaveral area and I just heard a big rumble noise so I'm guessing it's success
Is this the beginning of the space kaiserreich?
congrats spacex
MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN
>>73152183
looking good
>>73154463
kek
LIBERALS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN LMAO
>>73154355
yup it's gonna crash
If singles Space X will succeed
>>73154355
Perhaps on landing, or maybe your frog god is full of shit?
Capitalism > Socialism, Bernie Sanders is currently having a nightmare about a store with multiple types of toothbrushes.
Capitalism > Socialism, Bernie Sanders is currently having a nightmare about a store with multiple types of toothbrushes.
Capitalism > Socialism, Bernie Sanders is currently having a nightmare about a store with multiple types of toothbrushes.
Capitalism > Socialism, Bernie Sanders is currently having a nightmare about a store with multiple types of toothbrushes.
>>73154482
SPACEX YES
AMERICA YES
>tfw all these white people :D
>>73154434
>>73154443
TOP KEK
>>73154413
I only ever managed to get Kerbonauts on the Mun and Kerbol. :/
>>73154533
It will most definitely fail the landing. The primary mission appears to be a success, though.
>>73154511
The world will once again fear the anglo
So far, so good
>>73154533
Kek's will works in mysterious ways
INB4 SPACECRAFTS FROM SIRIUS TARGET THE ROCKET WITH ITS SEMI AUTOMATIC RAILGUN AND BLAST IT TO SMITHEREENS
That blondie don't know wtf she is talking about, reee
>>73154281
BOAT LANDING IN A FEW MINUTES
Who Florida here?
>tfw walking outside to see it myself
You can tell that blonde chick was hired only for her looks.
Well done boys
>>73152183
Came just in time for launch. First stage reversal soon!
i have to play Kerbal Space Program now
>>73154533
>>73154355
EXPLOSION COMIGN
>>73154612
whos that ugly girl on the right?
good job, amazing people pushing humanity to another phase, meanwhile a dindu HOLS UP traffic in california because someone stepped on his jordans
SOCIALISM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I MISSED THE LAUNCH APPLYING FOR A FUCKING JOB FUCK
>>73154533
>>73154355
>>73154688
confirmed major event
Why is this faggot showing us his belt?
>>73154704
Sigourney.
>The first stage will continue to go as high as 200 km above sea level and then tries to land in the middle of the Atlantic.
ABSOLUTELY DELTA
Daily reminder Elon Musk is South African
>>73154645
i never said irrelevant, i just said that 2nd place isn't winning
SHUT IT DOWN
>>73152410
Don't let vagina make your life decisions
Did we do that too? Is it all thanks to our memes?
>>73154780
1st to the moon is all that matters.
1st to mars will be ours as well stay mad.
>>73154766
We gladly take the south africans the ANC doesn't want due to them being the wrong color.
>>73154766
south african canadian AMERICAN USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
poor blondie is nervous
she needs a hug or a good dicking
>>73154732
still landing remains
this bitch is fucking retarded. Ship guaranteed to fail on it's landing
>>73153279
Count all white males
get these fukkbois outta here
>>73154766
He knows that the only place to escape the nogs is space
>>73153965
i'm an engineer and i took a couple of space communications courses.
the satellites are in an orbit. depending on the height and other factors, they will rotate around the earth at a certain velocity. for example, satellites in geostationary orbit all travel at constant velocity and their orbit is around 24 hours. these are good for services like directv. they can beam the signal down to the same geographic area 24/7.
basically mathematics equations. check out kepler's laws.
>easy
EAGLE HAS LANDED
CONFIRMED SAFE LANDING
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
HOLY FUCK THEY DID IT
SHEIIIIIIT
tf it landed
Bitches, I just heard it take off. Took a long time now that I think of it
FUCK YES!
Oh my fuck
TOUCHDOWN
LAGWIZARD ROCKET
FUCKING HAXXORS
holy fuck kek that was fast
i be damned
IT FUCKING LANDED
[THUNDEROUS CLAPPING]
USA USA USA USA USA
1s STAGE LANDED SAFELY
MERICA FUCK YOEAH
>>73152183
PRAISE KEK LORD OF SPACE AND CHAOS
LMAO how can europe even compete?
>>73154883
I bet you feel pretty fucking stupid right now.
>>73152183
I missed it
>>73154766
They made good tactical gear
THEY DID IT
FUCK YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING
SPOOKY
>>73152183
USA USA USA!
HOLY FUCK THEY LANDED IT
USA
USA
USA
USA
that chant tho
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>>73152183
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Oh shit that was beautiful
Senpai <
>>73154947
SLAM DUNK! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
REUSABLE FUCKING ROCKET
REUSABLE FUCKING ROCKET
REUSABLE FUCKING ROCKET
REUSABLE FUCKING ROCKET
REUSABLE FUCKING ROCKET
CHECK EM
HE DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN
Falcon has landed!
USA NUMBER ONE
JAPAN NUMBER TWO
RUSSIA NUMBER 8
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
FUCK this country can be so based
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
PATRIOTIC SPACEX CONFIRMED
>>73154891
That has to be some kind of a staged female only photo op.
WE DID IT REDDIT
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GLORIOUS BURGERLAND FUCK YOU ALL
SUCK IT YUROS
>CLAPPING INTENSIFIES
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>>73154355
>>73154533
EAT SHIT FROGFAGS
SCIENCE > MEMES
A 10 MINUTE SATELLITE LAUNCH AND A 1ST STAGE LANDING HOLY FUCK
