Anyone here thinking of legitimately worshipping kek? He's the only god that has bothered to communicate with us.
>>73139897
>JEU
>>73139897
Please do confirm my identification number
>>73141205
As repeated
>>73139897
>>73141273
Fuck. Not today.
>>73139897
I've had other Gods communicate with me. It's not all that difficult. Just find a God that seems like they aren't that busy atm, show some true faith, and they will likely give you a pretty convincing response.
>>73141470
How do you contact them? Please help.
I prefer Bast, cat god. She is haughty and does not speak. (no furry)
Can someone be honest with me, do you actually believe this? God is not a frog, he IS doling out answered prayers however it seems...
Very strange things afoot this year.
Personally I keep my faith in Jesus Christ.
>>73143012
This
>>73139897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>73141470
>I've had other Gods communicate with me. It's not all that difficult. Just find a God that seems like they aren't that busy atm, show some true faith, and they will likely give you a pretty convincing response.
Tila?
>>73142068
It somewhat depends on the God you're looking to contact.
The one I have had the most direct and profound response from was due to what I would say was a fate in my life.
Essentially I found a large stone statue of a rabbit titled El-Ahrairah (google it) at a nearby park to my university. This was profound because the first true stirrings of religious thought in my life ( I was for several years an atheist) was the concept of the native american spirit animal. Because of a large amount of my experiences I became convinced the rabbit was my guide.
I started studying Taoism and learned that in eastern cultures gods are many and varied. Shrines could be built to people that have been deified, or any other type of spirit and worshiped. Deciding to experiment I began a fairly minor ritual. I would take a walk to the statue every Sunday. One day I uttered a prayer without really thinking, the next day I got a very strong response that has convinced me to this day.
So if you can find some kind of local shrine (it doesn't have to designated as such, just serve as such for you). that is a good way to start.
Alternatively you can build a small shrine to a preferred deity of your choice (something I plan to do in the future).
The absolute easiest way would be to start paying attention to the planets. In my belief at least each planet acts as a symbol for their named God. Jupiter is up at the moment, easy to spot, and I must say a very great God to establish a relationship with. Jupiter's name is the origin of the word 'Jovial' and I have found that after establishing a connection with him that just by looking upon his planet I am washed over by a wave of jollity.
>>73139897
I have been for a while now. He has revealed himself through too many miracles for anyone to deny him. Anyone still worshipping a dead kike or stuck in unbelief is delusional.
You all know there's only one true God. Kek is an illusion.
>>73144103
Yahweh blows. Really a low tier deity.
There is only one God.
This is now a cosmological deist thread, do not continue unless you've accepted that the universe (indeed reality itself) is conscious.
if kek exists giveme dubs
>>73139897
Don't forget another thing as well OP.
Ba'al Hadad has also very recently made his existence very known to anyone who hasn't gone from skepticism to full on disbelief.
>>73139897
I legitimately worship Kek every day. Also Athena and Ganesh. AMA.
>>73144586
Have they responded to your prayers in any way?
>>73139897
I'm the Messiah of kekism
i pray to thee kek please bestow upon me holy dubs
>>73139897
You could cast off all gods and demons.
Nah fuck that lets worship the lulz
>>73141359
>>73141273
>>73141205
Meme magic AWAKEN THEE
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>>73144762
Now realize Anon, there is an element of faith in whether something is a real response or a coincidence.
I'm a particle physicist by trade if that speaks to my judgement at all...
But yes, I have observed many events that defy the apparent rules of cause and effect to so I may consider the cause to be divine providence.
>>73145087
Only the worthy receive his blessing.
>>73144430
Kek IS real. Here are your dubs
>>73145008
Kek will not waste his time with a thread started by the unfaithful.
>>73145181
Fucking shit, meme magic is dead..
>>73145176
>a coincidence.
So I have a Bachelor's in physics and during my undergrad volunteered for a bit in a Quantum Information group.
It made me realize that the colloquial usage of the word 'coincidence' is wrong.
An object falling when you drop it is 'a coincidence'. Coincidences are the only way we have to investigate causality. I'm sure I'm preaching the choir here but I just wish more people realized that 'a coincidence' is very different from 'a coincidence and nothing more'.
Good luck to your further investigation of the nature of existence and reality.
>>73145400
Have faith anon, and you shall receive.
The very fabric of the universe is memetic energy. Our memes and our dreams cannot be separated.
>>73145400
>Fucking shit, meme magic is dead..
Nope.
>>73145822
>>73145822
>>73145955
Alive and kicking!
>>73139897
wow, those look just like afriacan americans!
#things that make you go hmmmm
God is dead. Only Kek.
>>73145758
Nice Anon, I've never thought of using 'coincidence' like that, I'll think about it.
Now I studied Quantum Field Theory during the PhD... that's the theory that says that 'everything' is energy quanta carrying information... aka memetic energy.
>>73144513
Shit I forgot /pol/ entered a covenant with Baal.
>>73139897
maybe you just haven't NOTICED the other comms attempts...
>>73145988
>>73145955
>>73145822
>>73145400
praise be to KEK, bringer of memes
>>73139897
>this turns into a real religion in 50 years
>>73146158
i learned everything i ever needed to know about quantam from justin trudeau explaining quantum computers.
>>73145955
>>73145988
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>73145400
>>73145822
>>73145955
>>73145988
Kek is with even amongst the unbelievers. His power truly knows no bounds.
>>73146158
"The Universe is Mental--held in the Mind of THE
ALL."--The Kybalion.
witness me kek
>>73146158
Right, it was because the graduate student's experiments involving entanglement were entirely based around 'coincidence counts.' You can't directly prove that two particles are entangled, rather you run the setup until you have so many coincidences that it is statistically certain.
A constant stream of coincidences is what becomes causal.
>>73145822
>>73145955
>>73145988
Meme magic.
The power in the collective consciousness.
Once enough people become aware, the very fabric of this reality will bend to it.
Meme magic within us.
>>73139897
>/pol/ is a christian board
>praise kek
?
PRAISE KEK
MAGA
PRAISE DONALD TRUMP
PRAISE KEK
THE POWER IS MANIFEST THROUGH THE DIGITS
>>73146743
>/pol/ is a board dedicated to worshiping a Jewish god
I think you need to lurk a little more.
Meme Magic isn't real
> BELIEVE IN HIM AS HE BELIEVES IN YOU
>>73139897
Fuck it, I don't have anything better to do. Praise Kek!
>>73146889
>off by one
More like, off yourself fag
>>73145087
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>73143012
why worship a corpse on a stick when you have all these cool religions with frog gods and guys with 8 arms carrying swords and stuff to choose from?
>>73146889
>unbeliever off by one
>>73146933
>faithful receives dubs
>>73146933
LET THE POWER OF MEMES WASH OVER YOU. FEEL THEIR ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THE TIMESTREAM.
WITNESS THESE DIGITS
If consecutive digits, kek is the herald of coming nuclear apocalypse.
>>73139897
Kek is alright but I prefer Banebdjedet
Mighty Kek. Let me be worthy of your dub.
>>73143695
Very very interesting Anon, I find all of it agreeable.
OUR MEME MAGIC IS ETERNAL AND STRONG
KEK FLOWS THROUGH US AND OUR DANK MEMES
Its coming /pol/ can you feel it? The starwars and planets, the events are all beginning, soon all shall see the true nature of this reality soon all shall witness the dark and light clashing into nothing but the greyness of the pain and lost souls. Praise father the one true power.
>>73147410
What if ancient gods exist and their power can be manifest through mentioning them or aspects about them, even accidentally.
The population of the planet explodes over 6 billion and Internet access creates unorthodox conversations and "memes"
Meme phrases literally reawaken ancient power
>>73143012
You're correct God is not a frog. God may be doing his work through this frog. I try to stay Catholic
>>73139897
Jesus Christ is the only God there is.
>>73139897
kek ID, in kek we trust.
>>73147553
stars* fucking auto correct fucks it up yet again
>>73147410
what the fuuuuuck this can't be a coincidence
>>73147624
>What if ancient gods exist and their power can be manifest through mentioning them or aspects about them, even accidentally
Indeed. You realize that old Gods are littered throughout our language and people invoke them without any realization at all.
The days of the week are an obvious start, but it runs even deeper. Anytime someone says, 'martial arts,' they are in fact saying, "The Art of Mars.' That is but one example of many.
I don't think you fuckers realize what you've done. This is the first time in history that a society has had thousands if not millions of people pray the the literal fate of randomness and attribute it to an ancient God. Not that people don't pray, but to utilize fate itself as a prophecy, in such a high frequency is unheard of. The Gods hear us. Kek wills all of this. We have awoken him.
Ô Kek our savior, will Ron Paul become Trump's secretary of state?
>>73143012
>god is not a frog
prove it
>>73139897
Hmm.. is that supposed to be dank memes he's tossing to the guy?
>>73144513
Yeah, Baal laid some shit down recently.
I mean, Kek is funny and all, but Baal wrecked shit.
It's not just /pol that noticed either... Think of all the stuff Isis has destroyed, now what is the ONE THING that government a have rushed to recreate and rebuild? Baal's temple.
We just saw a hint, there are people in the know actively trying to appease him so he chills out. That's kinda creepy.
>>73148000
Magick time and digits friend
>>73147700
>>73147833
>>73148000
>>73148080
>>73148122
Even still, He is here.
>>73147499
>>73147700
>>73147833
>>73148000
>>73148122
KEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>73147410
Suddenly the plane crash makes sense...
>>73147833
Checked
>>73148000
All praise.
>>73147624
I want you to consider that perhaps it goes much deeper than that. Our common sense ideas about what it means to exist, are totally wrong.
>>73147820
It's the malkasian paradigm in action
We are producing information at an alarming rate
Everything we predict will come true
Because we predict everything
>>73139897
I think that Kek may take celebrities' souls in order to fuel the meme magic....
>>73139897
>mfw 4chan is now the #1 creator of pseudo religions on the internet
>mfw 4chan is so convincing we have guys like this
>>73143695
>mfw I am starting to question weather or not to ask these "gods" for favors
>Start wondering if god will be pissed about it
We are treading on some serious shit here guys
AVE NEX ALEA cube guide you
Kek bless your memes
frogman where you at doe
>>73148179
>the ankh is a physical representation of the concept of memes
woah
Kek Blessed
>>73148777
oh my god checked
>>73139897
Kek is a filthy demon, nothing good will come from this.
>>73148777
Indeed!
>>73148777
>>73148933
irrelevant webm now
>>73148904
Behead those who insult Kek!
I am the one with the truth faith in Kek.
>>73148933
fuck it's getting crazy
Who will be the Messiah of Kek?
>>73148777
dear god, the chosen one
>>73149348
Trump obviously
>>73139897
Nice ID btw.
So how is kek communicating with us? Through these dubs?
>>73148544
witnessed.
maybe kek is a nommo amphibian god (space suit?) like the dogon tribe of Mali worshipped
maybe the staffs are weapons and the anhks are batteries?
the nommo stories say they crash landed 7000 years back in egypt, bred with people, very similar to some hindu and incan myths...
the dogon people came from egypt, then moved to nigeria, then moved to mali
they talk about the star sirius.... fuck all that other alien shit "the mirage men", area 51, nibiru
this is the thousand year old shit carved into stones all around the world...
>>73149068
I guess Kek isn't into beheadings.
Fuuugggg. I thought about this earlier.
>>73148777
TESTIFY
I hope baal hadad eats kek. I curse every last one of you frogposting faggots, satan comes for you tonight in all his forms.
>>73146889
Lord KEK, I pray unto thee to smite the nonbelievers.
God I fucking hate this place.
>>73139897
Kek is real there's no question, our prophets have tested it many times in physical reality and he communicates with us here on /pol/ . He is not the only god, apparently there are many. But he is ours
The question lies to us in interpreting his will
Praise him
God is Great
>>73149970
You don't simply ask for dubs you heretic
All praise Kek.
>>73143012
The God of Abraham is the longest running Jewish lie.
Praise Kek
>>73148777
witnessed
>>73141342
That's fucking with my autism so bad. Fuck you
>>73147241
your trying to hard bruh
>mfw the Jews invented the Abrahamic God as a distraction so that goyim would never rediscover meme magic and forget the worship of Kek
repeating digits
>>73139897
If i get repeating digits i shall personally restore the temple of kek.
>>73139897
>>73139985
>>73141205
>>73141342
I need to do more research but yes, I am considering worshiping the god Kek if Trump is elected.
>>73148777
The most Holy digits.
>>73150219
no the longest running jewish lie would be moses... first people the khazar pharacees kept in ghettos were jews back before Alexander got backstabbed for his asia minor empire
I want to see a good ID, it will strengthen my faith in KEK.
>>73144430
you obviously arent worthy enough in the eyes of kek
>>73148777
you are the chosen one to be sacrificed before the altar of kek
Can we make IRL sites to worship kek internationally? I would love to convert if it existed.
>>73150687
tripples confirms trump will win
>>73151300
>witnessed
I can feel the presence of the lord
>>73151300
>>73151300
Ohshit
So I get to be a martyr?
>>73151300
Checked and Kek'd.
>>73148777
See you on the other side.
Glory to Kek, our master and leader!
>>73147410
Baphomet also comes from other horned gods such as Cernunnos as Pan, both with goat legs and horns, both gods of fertility, masculinity, male sexuality and so on.
>>73147624
Would kinda make sense, like if they feed on people's faith. It would be the reason why the abrahamic god says to not worship any other god (notice this is different from saying they don't exist).
>>73148904
This. Very worrying thread
>>73139897
You can't be for real. kek is a meme. we made him up. watch this: If kek is really real, I'll get a great get.
>>73151717
1717
You got dubs
No one here is worthy
>>73151717
Oh god... 17 is my favorite number.
>>73151717
>questioning keks existence
>>73151717
woah... Kek is real
>1717
kek is literally a meme god
>>73149944
I'm not even sure what to make of reality anymore. It all seems like a joke
>>73141342
Crazy
>>73151783
After the darkness comes the light! Praise kek!
>>73144513
What did I miss with this Hadad thing?
>>73151717
>kek keeps communicating through gets
Who will kek bless next?
>believing in fairy tales
Sure is underageb& in here.
If singles you're all faggots.
>>73151300
Kek i give you my soul
>>73151717
That was bullshit luck.
>>73149068
/pol/ is truly the board of the peace
>>73148777
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK
>>73148777
>>73151300
KEK WILLS IT
>>73151154
Check it and Kek it.
>>73139897
Kek, i will understand if I am not worthy. I am but a lowly 2014 memester.
BUT WITNESS ME!
>>73139897
GEEEET LoRd KEk
>>73151625
>Kek is the God of Chaos
>Trump is called the Chaos Candidate
Coincidence? I dont think so.
>>73151717
you've been touched by his webby fingers, m8
If the numbers repeat I will pray to kek every night from now on
>>73147410
I was raised Catholic and became an agnostic. Last year I was thinking of returning to the Faith.
Now, this memetic magic is kind of scaring me. This shit almost seems true.
>>73151939
August 2015: Isis destroys a ~2000 year old temple to Hadad (Storm God).
September 11, 2015: A storm rolls into mecca with winds strong enough to blow over a crane over the Kabaa killing over 100 muslims in an accident the chief engineer described as, "An act of God"
Newfag here. I've been shitposting for about 8 months and never really understood Kek and meme magic. I thought it was a fun inside joke that one day I could truly understand. But over the last couple months I have seen some weird shit related to Kek and meme magic.
>>73139897
That's some pretty autistic shit, anon. Kek a shit, fuck that frog
>>73139897
if he so wills and blesses with digits
>>73151717
>Mansonary was founded in the year 1717
Good Kek!
>>73152332
This. Fucking weird.
>>73152324
I understand, I am not pure enough for kek.
>>73152422
confirmed
Remember when we used to say "lel" instead of kek or top kek? Remember how we used to say lulz before that?
>>73152422
Thank you kek!
>>73152324
>2324
>23 24
Start praying
>>73148122
witnessed
I will probably worship Kek for real if Trump wins.
We ask you Kek. Repeating digits for Donald.
>>73152032
show me a sign! I will never doubt you again. Forgive me for my sins.
>>73147624
Well, words like hELlo have kind of covinced me.
This shit is actually kind of starting to freak me out.
>>73152498
woaaahhhhhhh
>>73152371
You dare insult our deity of chaos and gets, shitposter?
Kek is the God of peace
Am I worthy? I know myself that I cannot be
Who else here /hatepepebutlovekek/ ?
>>73152595
Kek is gonna fuck you up for posting that
>>73151783
After the darkness comes the light! Praise kek!
>>73152711
>>73152700
Holy Tadpoles of Kek
You guys, I've become terrified of posting on 4chan
Because I'm afraid my one post will fuck up the chain of epic gets and send the entire universe off kilter.
My single post might kill epic memes and radically transform the universe from what it would have been
>>73152651
>>73152711
Well. I guess I'm worshipping Kek now.
>>73152681
Yep kek a shit
>>73150308
dude what the fuck is your deal I have not seen a single post or comment by you that wasn't complete horseshit.
>>73152700
You are indeed worthy
meme magic IS NOT REAL. I shall prove it by NOT posting dubs.
>>73152779
tadpoles... /pol/
>>73148544
Poor Prince D;
>>73152711
forgive me kek!!! your digits have doomed me
>>73152459
And this is why 2008-2015 was a bleak time. We were bastardizing the holy name of Kek.
>>73148904
No doubt, but whats the worse that could happen if we channel his energy into memeing Don into the White House?
>>73152847
we are now called tad/pol/es
>>73152700
Yes you are double ought dubber
>>73152899
P-Preach!
Friendly reminder that there is only one God, and his son, Jesus Christ. I dont know who are what kek is, but do not worship false idols as God.
>>73152795
(11 + 5 + 11 ) / 3 = 9
K is the 11th number in the alphabet
E is number 5
there are 3 letters in KEK
We must pay attention to numerology
>>73152341
Same
>>73144430
Repeating didgits does not confirm lord Kek, it merely shows the power he is willing to instill upon you.
But Satan may have your butthole at 4:30am
Egyptian here. Meme magic is real. How do you think we built the pyramids? Pic related is heqet. The first pepe.
>>73152700
I will try forever to be worthy. Praise KeK. MAGA
>>73145988
dayam!
>Eyebro
>Typing
>Kek
>/pol/
It's real guys. Link: http://discoveringegypt.com/egyptian-hieroglyphic-writing/egyptian-mathematics-numbers-hieroglyphs/
>>73152981
A falling leaf does hate the wind
I am now converting to meme magic, praise Kek!
>>73151300
If doubles kek demands a blood tribute
>>77777777
Who is ready for the word of kek himself
>>73153019
>>3 letters in KEK
half life 3 confirmed
>>73153466
shiny and chrome
>>73152459
Kek and cuck both hit popularity around the same time
Eery
God is dead
>>73139897
If I roll dubs I'll worship Kek, the god of dank darkness.
>>73153730
So sad! I looked forward to the church.
>>73152782
Or your not posting could do the same.
>>73153798
blessed are those who have not seen and still meme
Lord Kek, I am but a humble believer
Please kindly bless me with your divine touch
>>73153884
Peace be upon the enlightened! I will see his light one day.
I love this thread.
Truth in Everything.
Check em
>>73153991
It happened!
>>73153827
AGGGHHH
>>73139897
conquistador KEK by jodorowsky
skip to about 1:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCOm3sgQyu0
>>73152782
>>73153908
Is this seriously the best we have to mask fucking dubs threads?
>>73154025
praise kek!
>>73154025
That isn't how it works, friend.
please lord god our dearest frog god lord kek please bless me with your webbed hands o divine one bearer of numbers and controller of destinies
i am but a mote of dust and you are the greatest force of power and memes given form
i humbly pray for even two repeating digits
in your name, amen
do you feel that, don't you feel it about to happen?
Summon Kek thread
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>>73145261
he is also easily distracted as these dubs will attest
Just know fellow Kek followers. Though Kek may not bestow you with the power of repeating integers every time, know somewhere else his will is being known. Be diligent, praise kek, believe in the power of dubs.
Fuck my phone
>> #73153891
Stop asking Kek for gets
once you get enough gets that you reach the number dub, kek grants you abilities. as far as i know, noone on this site has unlocked these abilities. i would probably desire them is i knew what they were. i am worthy, no doubt.
>>73139897
I think Kek may be the answer to all my problems.
Something needs to be.
>>73154528
This, begging for a proof of faith is pathetic. You should believe in Kek even without any confirmation.
There are many chaos gods, but Kek is one of the nicer ones among them.
>>73139897
kek is no god to me
>>73154528
if i dont get dubles ill lose faith
>>73146743
>christian board
>posts 40k memes
the autism never ceases
