Why do black people have retarded names?
>>73122288
It never works out well for them. The notion of "self-segregation" is pretty well proven. A lot of black people have regular and common names but they don't shorten it to a nickname. Joseph is never "Joe" and Peter is never "Pete."
>>73122288
Because names come from culture. American blacks have no culture from before the slave era, but they are desperate to distance themselves from whites so they try to make up names instead
>>73122288
becuz da white devil's names be corny as fuck so we make r own
>people
>>73122288
Because they're retarded.
>>73122288
>charmoiny
>cuz when you makin' dat paper you take the moiny and spend it so fast it be charrin' nigga
>>73122288
Poorly spelled derivations of French names
>>73122288
No Ramses or Toutankamon ?
WE
>>73123515
Came here to say this.
How would you even pronounce it? Char-moyn-ee or Charmany? Is the -ch hard like the k sound? Kar-moha-ny?
I had a nigger roommate in college named Domain
>>73123894
WUZ
>>73124117
RARE
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>>73124117
WOT DE FUAK
>>73122288
>implying a negro's brain can deal with something as complex as language.
>>73122288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>73122288
They have retarded parents
>>73122288
cuz the dash dont be silent!
KAGEMUSHA
TAURUS
PLEXICO
ALPHONSO SWOOPS
HOOPEYE
GIKABE
FINIS
ZONAH
ZANTHIA
>>73125085
You forgot Sambo
>>73122288
>sh'moiny
Maybe if we posts more memes they'll stop
>>73125029
I can tell this story is made up because the correct way to say that in AAVE would be 'the dash ain't silent' educe yourself
>>73124503
Uncommon pedro
>>73122288
It makes it easier to discriminate against them
>>73124117
You posted in that other thread too. I know cause only like 8 people live in your country.
... Unless that was your mom ...
>>73122819
>We need some named for our race
>How about Kangaroovius?
>>73124045
>How would you even pronounce it?
"Kevin"
>>73122288
>whites got surnames like dick, gay, butt
you aren't that better tbqh
>>73125819
>learning AAVE so you can be an Ebonics grammar nazi
btw, since it's a habitual be, "don't be silent" might be right if she's trying to say dashes in general aren't silent in this name/nigger names.
>>73126527
kek literally why
>>73125085
"Plaxico Burriss" is not a dental rinse.
Classic nigger names
>>73124117
Had one in my hs kuntakente hicks, no space.
>>73126058
I have two fathers. Don't you see my flag?
>>73127346
My ID plus Freeman, or Jenkins
>>73125029
I'll top that corny ass hyphenated bullshit.
>Be my aunt in 1967.
>My first year as a pediatric nurse at the nigger hospital a few blocks from where those 3 gorilletes would drown in 2016.
>Bring charts into a room with a 12 year old nigger who just gave birth to daughter as Dr. finishes up with some instructions.
>Explain process of birth certificate, learn there will be no dad on it as its her cousin and ask for baby's name.
>Niglette snatches chart and tries to make sense of American English writing.
"I like that word it looks pretty"
"B b but that word is vagina."
"Yeah it's pretty word"
MFW Somewhere there is a 49 year old niggernamed vagina
>>73129686
I want to believe this never happened, but I know this is a true story.
>>73124045
Like this with an "ee" at the end.
She was probably like I gotta poop. Oh sheit dat a baby! was about to wipe you up with some Charmin I know I'll call you Charmoiny.
