**85000 hectares (now larger than Edmonton or Calagary)
*Alberta Government update:
http://www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?xID=41701E7ECBE35-AD48-5793-1642C499FF0DE4CF
*Fort McMurray evacuated and over 1,600 buildings destroyed:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2679357/live-updates-of-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
*Anzac and other communities south of Fort McMurray that many residents fled too now evacuated as well:
http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/2016/05/05/mandatory-evacuation-as-fire-threatens-anzac-gregoire-lake-estates
*Provincial State of Emergency called:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/fort-mcmurray-fire-state-of-emergency-declared-1.2887111
*Could High Level and region be next?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/high-level-alberta-fire-evacuation-order-1.3567321
*Wildrose Party leader, Brian Jean, loses home in the fire
http://globalnews.ca/news/2678791/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-alberta-wildrose-leader-brian-jean-loses-his-home/
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/05/04/wildrose-leader-brian-jean-and-fellow-mla-tany-yao-see-their-hometown-burn
*Airport feed (down a lot)
http://www.metcam.navcanada.ca/hb/index.jsp?lang=e
Previous thread >>73086790
>>73095390
>>73095249
Based on what I see, the fire has completely surrounded the Industrial Complex.
First post for Dickinsfield please be standing by the end of this.
How many threads of this irrelevant fire are we going to have?
Any word on if dead bodies are being found?
>>73095249
Good bread, Ameribro..thanks
>>73095496
as many as it takes for me to get bored of all the pictures
>>73095481
>>73095496
>1,000,000bpd or 1/3 of entire oil production in this country shut down
>irrelevant fire
has weed deployed fire fighters yet
>>73095769
There's 1100 there, from all over the countries.
>>73095390
doesn't this mean there is a good chance the fire will sort of loop around the Mac area plus get very near the 100km north where the 22k evacuees are?
>>73095501
No but there are accidents on the highway
surprisingly like no one died from the forest fire
>>73095833
country*
>>73095390
>>73095448
So, lets hope this Crest off to the west will get picked up by the jet stream and heads north and maybe bring some Pacific moisture into the Area
Heyyyyyyyyyyy
>>73095881
All of those little hotspots scattered around are probably from dry lightning and embers.
>>73095249
every other day there's a thread to glass canada and some sand nigger burnt some leaves in his backyard and everyone throws a fit.
>go back to r/faggot
Looking at all this is crazy, makes me think I really need to double-check all of my emergency plans and supplies. I live in SoCal too so it's possible 'the big one' could certainly hit in my lifetime.
Any special tips or stuff you guys have in your emergency kits?
This is why it is not a good idea to link the fire in the middle of a city.
looks like the First Flame has finally appeared, and with it, disparity.
time to find the Souls of Lords within the flame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylFzJ3wRgHw
>>73095998
72 hours of food AND water.
some way to heat something
copies of important ID documents
cash
Those are the basics.
>>73095998
Make copies of all important documents and keep them in a safe.
Make a liat if things you'd like to bring, thats the most important thing.
Fort McMurray fire was probably the worst case scenario since there's literally one way in and out of the city.
Keep spare gas in jerrycan
Live feed
http://wbea.org/
>>73095998
buy a steri pen can sterilize almost anything http://www.amazon.com/SteriPen-Classic-Purifier-Pre-Filter-bundle/dp/B00V7P1R86/ref=sr_1_2?s=outdoor-recreation&ie=UTF8&qid=1462479433&sr=1-2&keywords=steripen
>>73095833
There are 1100 deployed in alberta only about 300 of those are on the ft murray fire
>>73096467
Thanks, no smoke in my area
That PT Cruiser better have survived. Those are becoming rarer and rarer. Fuck the asshole who left it at home.
>>73095496
>irrelevant fire
>your own countrymen are losing their homes and Alberta's economy is being affected
>>73096693
DELETE THIS!!
Gonna go burn it when I go back to Fort McMurray
Is this cutting off the oil supply? Only reason I even care is because I want my Exxon stock to go to $100.
>>73096821
No its decreasing oil production. Do some research
Does anyone have the source videos of those webms from the other thread where it looks like it is snowing fire?
>>73095998
>24-72 hours dry rations (jerky, granola, trail mix etc)
>pallet of bottled water
>documents, momentos, pets +food
>way to recharge your phone on the go like a power tube and 12v inverter for the vehicle
>jug of fuel for your vehicle
>level 3 first aid kit
>>73096693
Not even fires want to touch it.
>>73096947
im not from out, don't even surf it, but life straws are garbage don't even block out anything,.
>>73096940
yeah its from this guys channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmyRXbKxO1C_YD4xHpasgzw he's got all 6 of those videos
>>73097036
goddamn, thats a rare color too. why would you abandon that? ;_;
>>73097157
Ran out of fuel most likely
https://twitter.com/BreannaCTV/status/728319067254181888
Video of what remains in Thickwood
>>73087401
BURN IT ALL PYRO-CHAN
All IT WOULD TAKE IS ONE BRAVE LEAF TO SET OFF A SPARK OR TWO
>Access by permit only
...Was Canada actually dumb enough to leave those things pretty much unguarded?
Is anyone here not aware that Mann made Gore-bull warming has nothing to do with this?
>or the rebrand Climatechangeroo
I have seen all the claims and the three real reasons for this tragedy are:
1) Fort Mac was poorly planned and forests were not properly cleared as it grew
2) CO^2 fertilization thickened the forests that were left to become such old stand
3)An El Nino winter as usual produced a dry spring forest.
Oh, anyone else notice the religious Gaia worshipers citing Karma? The grand solar minimum can't come soon enough to put an end to their shit
>>73097244
Thickwood is a big area, this is just a small portion of it
>all those trees
>>73097128
Thanks. Crazy stuff.
>>73096933
>production
creates supply
Anyway if it raises oil prices then burn baby burn!
>>73095249
Holy Fuck.
Is it fair to say "Canada is on Fire" and not be exaggerating?
This has been going on for like 4 days now and it's only getting bigger, right?
An Albertan NDP candidate tweeted this
Fucking commies, man
>>73097555
330 sq. miles and still out of control
>>73097351
actually the sun has been really quiet lately and some think we are actually entering the next minimum
http://www.spaceweather.com/
>>73096940
>>73097128
Canadian beat me to it.
>Poor bambi's
>>73097517
It already did you dunce
How did this happen?
>>73097677
Are there any plans to contain/combat it? I mean holy shit.
>>73095496
are you pretending to be this stupid?
do you really not understand?
>>73095769
mfw
can't tell if serious
>>73097835
At this point, all eyes are towards rain.
Thankfully, its moving away from residential and towards wilderness the last I heard
>>73097102
You will literally dehydrate yourself more exerting the energy required to suck an ounce of water through one of those things
>>73095249
Has there been any casualties?
sadly it doesnt look like there is too much rain to look forward to even if this moisture get picked up by the jetstream
>>73095983
definition of Hell pretty much.
A/C is probably on the fritz, too.
>>73097835
Its being fought, but right now the focus is last ditch on protecting infrastructure..everything is tied up fighting fires within city limits
>>73097807
City built in a forest
Forest catches on fire, forest fires are a thing in North America, City burns down
>>73096311
freeze dried food, extra shoes
>>73097695
>Violet flames
Beautiful.
>>73095652
>>1,000,000bpd or 1/3 of entire oil production in this country shut down
>>irrelevant fire
Thanks for making my oil investment worth more.
BURN LEAF BURN
>>73097351
>s anyone here not aware that Mann made Gore-bull warming has nothing to do with this?
We all know that, ffs. Except Suzuki, oddly.
>>73097683
>nice little graphic
This is what happens when Canada takes subhuman sandniggers
>>73095983
>>73095983
Link to video?
>>73097573
Feel the bern!!!
>>73098351
oh muhammed... calm down.
Like a dream.
>>73097695
You can see deer or moose high tailing it in that vid
>>73095983
did they dead?
>>73097573
>#feelthebern
This will be ironic but people should really stay out of other country's affairs. Plus thus doesn't even make sense with what is going on.
Image from NOAA Twitter
>>73097128
haha why is he not playing the overwatch beta? shit I should be playing it, cya
>>73097695
>>73098881
I wonder how many animals have died due to this? Given it is over 300 miles of mostly wilderness it could be hundreds or even thousands.
I am also very surprised to hear no reported human deaths. Although I am guessing we will get news of those in a matter of time.
>>73096984
>momentos
thank fuck the henday opened up, I live right by 97th street south of the henday.
pretty sure traffic would be fucked at my house without it.
>>73095249
Should the US accept refugees from the Great Canadian Inferno of 2016?
>>73097695
>tfw you drive through flames and your tires pop
>>73099243
northside* just south of the henday
Here come the human interest stories
>http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2016/05/04/edmonton-opens-doors-for-fort-mcmurray.html
Funny how they picked the muslim family to focus on. The interesting part of the story is the muslim admitting the devout nature of the muslims up there.
>but stayed for what they say is an unusually tight knit community
They aren't talking about the Kafirs.
![smart-car-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FhLI0DW.jpg "smart-car-1[1].jpg")
Are Smart cars the ultimate red pill vehicle?
>disaster strikes
>you get 10x the gas mileage of pickup trucks
>small enough to zoom in between cars stranded on the interstate
watching this SHTF footage has convinced me what my new car should be. I can keep the cruiser for when i need to haul big loads but a Smart car makes perfect sense as a daily driver and survival vehicle.
>>73099149
Not many moose up there or anything too rare as far as I know. Some bears tho, giant ravens, coyotes, etc...
Not an expert tho
How many dead? With such dangerous ride through flames many should have stuck on the roads.
>>73099398
What happens if you need to go off-road, smart guy?
>>73095249
Feel the bern!
Floods and now fires, Alberta is truly biblical.
See Poland is smart, if refugees come here they will get their shit kicked in on the metro before they can start fires.
>>73099582
His smart car will know what to do :^)
>>73099538
No one knows for sure but there is a lot of talk via HAM radio that there are fatalities in some of the burnt out homes.
>>73099582
i'm gonna get some all terrain tires for it and see about a lift kit/fender modifications.
How can I profit off of this?
>>73099582
He will pick his car under his arm and walk till the next road?
>>73095652
Russia will make up all of it and more. Irrelevant really.
>>73099653
>>73099667
Would have been beautiful
>>73095983
The actual circuit board pattern is visible, what the fuck is going on?
>>73099150
The Freshmaker!
>>73099149
Probably not too many, in all the years ive been firefighting we have only ever found the odd chipmunk or squirrel
>>73099538
two confirmed fatalities from a traffic accident on the evac route
>>73099710
Buy any land that's about to get butt fucked by the fire god
>>73095496
This is where the majority of CANADA'S oil exporting comes from (the most important single industry in our economy)
>>73095983
holy fuck @ that burnt out car. Wonder if it was abandoned or if they crashed.
>>73099807
Radiant heat from the fire is heating up the components...and some conduct heat better than others
>>73099398
Vancouverfag here - that would be no good in
-the mountains
-snow
-offroad anywhere
I'll take a Lexus LX5something with the creepy-crawly off-road creepiing
>>73099149
animals are smart enough to get the fuck out ahead of time instead of waiting until the very last possible moment. they'll be fine.
>>73095249
>>73095983
>>73097695
This looks like some Silent Hill shit.
>>73100052
Not sure if you saw
>>73097695
but there are clearly dumbshit deers still in the burn area
>>73095983
jesus fucking christ
>>73095983
This isn't from the mcmurray fire, the date clearly says 2014 on the bottom.
>>73099398
>Completely fucked if you need to go off road
>>73099702
Links?
>no fire barriers between wooden houses and forest in 80000 city
I could understand that Russians are reckless but wtf are you doing Canada?
>>73100309
young love
>>73100051
>>73099582
>>73100347
This is an option
Damn it is hot down wind of this fire
in the 90s!
>>73100309
holy fuck that made me nostalgia hard and i had to go see the old commercial..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfp2Bg6iUdY
how the hell did this not only make it to tv but this commercial seemed like it was played a hundred times a day. fucking 90s were hilarious.
>>73100572
Communities here are just now catching onto doing fuel mitigation, and its expensive...on the order of millions per community. Some can afford, most can't.
>>73100632
>literally a fore wheeler for pussies
>>73097128
This guy is 100% from the balkans.
His channel name is named "My love"
>The fire and smoke clouds are so immense at this point that they've started to generate their own weather including intense winds and lightning.
This is some old testament wrath of god shit man.
>>73100572
fires dont happen here and we love nature.
Those dumb albertanians are reaping the seed that they planted with this shitty industry.
>>73095496
this will turn our rainbow dollars into literal monopoly money
>>73098025
2 people died when an SUV hit a semi or something. They dropped that pink extinguisher powder on the burning wreckage to prevent further spread of fire.
>>73095983
It's terrifying but also oddly beautiful.
>>73100726
That weather system is what moved through the area when the fire started.
Are we sure there have been casualties directly related to the fire?
>>73099653
>The floods and fires learn how to work together
>>73099748
This guy knows what's up
>>73100866
RIGHT HERE THIS MOTHER FUCKER, GFY
>Oh, anyone else notice the religious Gaia worshipers citing Karma? The grand solar minimum can't come soon enough to put an end to their shit
>>73097351
>>73100797
>mfw Canada was new Babylon all along
>>73100234
Ahahaha
>>73095249
how is containment coming?
like percentage wise?
>>73101139
-420%
>>73095249
BURN IT ALL DOWN YEEEEEEE OIL NIGGERS BTFO
is the fire over or it still burning? there is nothing in our medias.
>>73101139
0% containment, still out of control..330 sq. miles
its house to house inside the city right now, its all they can do to keep it from spreading to infrastructure
I hope my truck survives at Noralta Lodge lol.
>>73095390
>>73095448
This is the jet stream or whatever? It why there is rain in SoCal today through Saturday
>>73095249
Be safe Canada bros ;-;
>>73101316
It's not only still burning but it's out of control and still spreading.
The last time I checked it yesterday it was at about 50 square miles, now it's over 300.
>>73101271
proof it was mudslims
>>73101271
that one fire just north of everything
>>73100774
>throwing rock is for pussies, just use fist!
>using sling is for pussies, just use rock!
>using bow and arrow is for pussies, just use sword!
>using shields is for pussies when you can use two hands for sword!
>using a smaller more efficient and economic ATV is for pussies, just use the larger louder Truck
Make way for the future you stupid nigger. A Smart ATV is the future of habbening vehicles. It's also cozier and stealthier.
>>73096229
>420 blaze it
>>73101079
degenerates reap what they sow
>>73101592
Coazee as fuck.now you just need to mount any MG in the front and you have the coolest shit ever.
>>73101500
is it now just a bush fire or is still oil burning?
>>73101614
I'll use my fists on ur mum faggit
does anyone know if this is real? holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7kr6o1s9sI
>>73101846
not sure but think just bush. oil camps are farther away from fort mac, like hour or so away at least, fire hasn't reached them. there's also evacuated ppl there in the camps
>>73101729
hey finbro, why so olla naama norsun vitulla :^)
>>73101856
My mom is dead!
<3 fort mac.
>>73102004
looks faeeeek as shit in 240p though.
Burn, Canada, Burn.
>>73102075
Should've evacuated
>>73102141
But it's FOX News
>>73097807
Average Canadian backyard
Forest fires are a big deal here
>>73102075
That's the way we like it.
>>73100797
Lol new eco system being created before our very eyes gentlemen.
Oh wait I live in Sweden, we never have to deal with this kind of shit, thank god.
>>73102059
I was at Noralta Lodge working a shutdown at Suncor when I was evacuated. That one is 27km north of the city.
>>73102004
Yeah it's real. Happened in southern California during the mid 2000s iirc
>>73102060
shitposting has its price, kanada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdDjNAyPdA
>>73095983
That was in Russia iirc. An older video.
>>73101704
>>73101846
It was always a forest fire, none of the oil refineries have been hit yet.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
- Alberta 2016 anthem
>>73100797
Ladies and Gentlemen
1st Trumpet: Canada
2nd Trumpet: Fukushima
So is the 3rd Trumpet going to be a nuke or Nibiru? TAKE YOUR BETS GENTS!
>>73095249
where are videos
why are current videos all like 20 seconds long
>>73102522
We where born just in time for the apocalypse.
>>73102475
>yet
Stream it maplebro
on that note anybody got the video of that chink livestreaming that got BTFO
>>73095983
Imagine being human and having to get out and walk through that.
Water Tankers are en route
https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/aerial-reinforcements-bound-for-the-fort-mcmurray-fire/
>>73102584
>why are current videos all like 20 seconds long
The person recording died
>>73102302
>>73102226
Too soon
>mfw conservashits try to blame this on anything other than global warming
>>73098398
It would be very cheap and super effective for muhammads to play with fire when conditions are like that. I only wonder when they will realize it and start holy pyro jihad against infidels.
>>73102475
Keyword: YET
>>73102854
It's comfy to live in a country where even ideologically divided factions still help each other
>>73102998
>fire is a recent occurence
>>73102998
only reason the globe's getting warmer is some mudshit lit a fire
>>73102732
>chink livestreaming
this sounds interesting. i want this content.
>>73103104
The oil companies would just bring their huge machinery and just dig trenches if it got that bad
>>73103138
racis
>>73101592
You have just sold me on smart cars
>>73099149
How many Skinwalkers have died? That's probably a good thing.
>>73102703
We truly were brother. Something to make it even more creepy about this seeming straight out of revelation is that there was some 15 year old jewish boy who died for 15 minutes and basically went to the afterlife and was given prophetic visions of what it's like and how the end is coming...according to him it's only months away O_o.
>Look up Nathan's vision
>>73103363
you misspelled "realist"
>>73103115
Literally Scooping up water on Dauphin Lake now
https://www.flightradar24.com/QUE241/99f8953
BURN THE LEAFS
>>73095249
maybe canacucks can take care of their own refugees now
>>73103549
That's really far from the fire
It's probably still on its way to Alberta
>>73103519
>O_o
This is truly a sign of the end times.
>>73103246
found video
happened awhile back when some servers needed destroyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YQ_eEobBI
>>73103519
Too bad the bible is fake
>>73102732
>>73103246
almost positive youre talking about this one
>>73103879
>he didn't get one of the many hotel rooms with a bible in the nightstand
>>73103962
yup
>>73103839
>>73103962
fucken eh
but no i was hoping the dude was still talking about fort mac
>>73095998
all the regular, including documents - but a lot of people overlook extra footwear. Don't be like them.
>>73104126
Why don't you just go stream it yourself
>>73103879
So how's your country suffering the same fat as Sodom and Gomorrah going heretic?
Your nation has literally forsaken God from top to bottom and has become a cesspool for rampant homosexuality and heresy.
God is trying to show you guys his presence through these events.
Has it reach the center of the town yet?
Are we going to see the ENTIRE city burn down, or just the outskirts and forest>
>>73104126
nah this was big explosion. industrial area got fucked
>>73103519
>Americans will actually seek out and believe this shit
Christ, no wonder the west is fucked.
>>73103549
>https://www.flightradar24.com/QUE241/99f8953
What does "No Callsign" mean on a plane, military?
>>73104329
>>73096821
mfw no matter, we'd still help you out if you if you were in need.
not that we are asking for help, we're not, it's just you seem like the kind of guy who wouldn't help a neighbour or understand why that's important.
Money AND a better society, not just money, m8.
MFW when I see fires
>>73104329
>mfw all those cars end up being parted out and sold to americans
4 drop tankers lined up and on the way to Ft Mac.
https://www.flightradar24.com/QUE241/99f8953
Brehs
>>73096821
>>73096933
>>73097517
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-05/fallout-devastating-canadian-wildfire-over-500000-barrels-offline-1-billion-losses
BURN THE WORLD TO THE GROUND
>>73104401
it just might not be published or show up on anything that most people have access to and use for flight and mission management and planning
>>73104482
that faggot trudeua wanted to 420 blaze it
this is what he gets
i hope your whole fucking country burns down you fuckin canucks are cancerous on this board
>>73104637
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73103519
In the last 3000 years, how many people have had a near death experience and then made accurate predictions?
Doesn't the whole idea of a vision while you are 'dead' rely on heaven making a kind of clerical error and accidentally processing people who aren't really dead.
>>73103962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhsOXdomPNU
>suddenly not fun anymore
>>73104637
someones wife got fucked by a Mountie
>>73095249
Holy fuck that's terrifying!
Sometimes I feel sad that we don't have any disasters. Literally none. Even fucking cold doesn't cause any real problems :( Americans have tornadoes, quakes, wildfires, storms, floods etc interesting stuff
JUDGMENT FOR AMERICA
Motorcyclist Can't Handle The Heat
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c2_1462436360
>>73104929
I mounted his wife, does that make me a Mountie?
>>73095652
Yea you are a small producer so it's irrelevant. Also isn't Canada quite modern? I mean only the 3rd needs to sell natural resources :)
>>73104887
this was best happening since the boston marathon
>>73105167
>not the LA fergeson protests
No.
>>73104887
>that sudden change in mood
lmao
>>73095983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c
inb4 syrian refugees get first class treatment and the rigpigs have to sleep on the streets of downtown edmonton
thanks weedman
Thread theme
http://youtu.be/KCSc0qkUshg
>>73105326
I liked baltimore better
This could be very lucrative for us oil workers elsewhere around the prairies. I've got a feeling there will be a ton of wells put back online and work will pick up for us to help make up for the losses in the Mac.
>>73105644
love the monkey run
nvm scratch that
real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haW_ruZ_Be8
>>73104858
What the video brit bong. It basically says the kid was shown Heaven and his mansion there and he basically took the jew approach of, "I want to go back and do more good deeds to have a bigger mansion".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZd53ynuyrg
>>73103668
>alberta
>cuck
pick one we're not french for fuck sake
>>73105861
would roleplay/10
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES
Let canada burn for all I care, I dont give a fuck about that liberal shit hole country
>>73105861
Holy shit, It looks worse than the game.
>>73106146
I pick freedom to use both.
>>73105861
preddy cool
>>73106309
You better care.
If Canada burns, Lena Dunham and others have no place to go when Trump is elected.
That means they're staying...
>>73099398
>you get 10x the gas mileage of pickup trucks
with only 2/5th cargo capacity and 1/10th cargo capacity.
>>73105118
>Finn talking about irrelevant things
>he doesnt realize Finland itself is irrelevant
Fort Mac anon back from other thread.
Getting progressively drunker in a RV camp now, happy to answer questions.
>pic from bridge directed at what use to be abasand
>>73102852
>Imagine being human
found hillary
