WHY IS 'DEPORT AMY SCHUMER' TRENDING ON SHITTER? WHAT DID SHE DO? I WANT ANSWERS!
she is unfunny
She is fat
she is a woman
she has a tiny rat face
>>73091338
Dunno but I want to fuck her
shes needs to show her fat fucking tits and put those thunder thighs behind her head which is the best fattie fucking position
>>73091485
>>73091550
Both of these. Why the fuck does she get so much attention? There ARE funny female stand up comedians. She just isn't one of them.
>>73091338
Literally who?
MY VAGINA! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
round face with adipose tissue on lateral aspects of skull creating a eye-too-close-together effect
>>73091338
I dunno.
>>73091749
Fat unfunny kike princess who is only on tv because it's a kike.
>>73091485
>>73091550
/thread
She had her own movie less than a year ago and just a month ago she was doing standup at the University of Iowa.
lol guess people donther; like imagine that
Deport her to me. I want to utilize her as my fuck pig.
>>73091338
She is a fat ugly kike pig
>>73091913
I'm pretty sure fucking a pig is harem
>>73091936
I don't understand people thinking she's attractive or worth fucking. Are we that desperate? She's like....a 1/10, just fucking gross.
>>73091913
>>73091707
Kill your selves
She made fun of a black guy on twitter because he took a picture of her
>>73091338
She pissed off dindus
Spicey!
>>73091338
is she xanadian?
>>73092035
All of the tv kike princesses are gross and unfunny.
>>73091936
'that tramp stamp is totally unacceptable.
le jewish nepotism hamster
>>73091936
>comedian unironically has tramp stamp
wew
>>73091485
>>73091550
>>73091629
>>73091682
First four posts best four posts
>>73091485
>>73091550
I wish we'd deport people for that. At least if they try to be funny while clearly being unfunny.
she was funny, because she was kind of obliviously feminist, she made a joke out of it
then she started taking a lot of shit very seriously, very quickly once she became famous
and now, she's not funny at all anymore
just goes to show, the system works
>>73091338
She's a hack that steals jokes, body language and lifestyles of other artists. She's also obese, promoting an unhealthy lifestyle choice to young women ensuring another generation of fat useless cunts.
Jews, what are you expecting?
>>73091485
VAGINA THO LMAO
>>73092298
>all different flags
>two were Muslims
>one was an abo
>the other was a hispanic
>>73091338
She's an un funny comedian who steals most of her jokes.
Miss Piggy
Overweight or obsese people are pretty shitty in general because they're disgusted at themselves so they leash it all out on good people. Amy Schumer is no exception besides she looks like a cunt from my old elementary fuck you you fat cunt RRRREEEEEEEEE
>>73092321
Happens every time anything gets successful.
>oh shit, people actually enjoy what we do!
>better get a consultant who tells us how to change our business approach instead of just continuing with the proven method
>>73091338
She was born
screens
>>73092357
>steals jokes
this was the turning point for me. i liked her when she first came on the scene and was working hard and using her own material. she got famous and arrogant and the rest his history. its a shame because we are so long over due for a funny female comedian that can banter with the best.
>>73091736
She's a Jew with Jew connections.
>>73093124
Lucille Ball is the only female I've ever found funny.
>>73092543
/pol/ really does bring the best of the world together doesn't it burgerbro?
>>73091736
She signed a deal with the media devil and is now pushed as the face of modern female comedy
she's owned
>>73091682
You dare badmouth that beautiful smile?
>>73092543
Nothing unites the world better than our mutual disgust at hambeasts
>>73093352
there are funny females. Tina Fey and Amy Pollher are both very funny as writers and character actresses. they just are not 'comedians' in the way lucille ball and Joan Rivers were.
>>73092130
Omg xDDDD
So funny! She's on the ground while everyone is walking normally.
xDDDDDDDDDDD
>>73092543
"Nothing brings people together like mutual hatred"
>>73091338
fat piggu
she stole nick swardsons style
>>73091707
A FUCKING LEAF
>>73091936
>that tramp stamp
>>73093756
Such beauty. Such grace.
>>73092112
interesting I would have taken her for a coal burning mudshark.
>>73093406
/pol/ is more diverse than tumblr and twitter's userbase combined
>>73091550
the roach speaks the truth for once
>>73091707
kys
>>73092130
Kayne has the best expression on his face.
>>73094525
>considers herself not plus size
>lies to herself that she's a 6-8
She's a fat bitch. Do you need further reasoning?
>>73094310
More like she stole his face.
>>73092130
>Kanye
Kek
>>73094525
>americans will tell you this creature is a woman
>>73091821
>round face with adipose tissue on lateral aspects of skull creating a eye-too-close-together effect
A clinically precise, medical explanation of her ugliness. Very impressive.
>>73094560
>/pol/ is more diverse than tumblr and twitter's ( I assume you meant reddit )userbase combined
Funny huh?
gee i wonder what that could possibly mean...
>>73094525
>there are "people" who unironically want to fuck this
>>73095483
>Diversity is our strength
I never want to hear this again.
>>73093908
I fucking love this image
>>73091736
Name one. I haven't seen a funny stand up comedian in at least a decade.
>>73093035
>The wall just got 10lb heavier
HOLY SHIT, MY SIDES.
>>73093035
>The wall just got 10 pounds heavier
ULTRA KEK
>>73095896
World peace within reach!
>>73092039
>>73095897
Tig is my favorite female and you don't like tom segura?
>>73093908
>shopped comments
2/10
>>73091338
she fame-bullied that bro the other day
>>73096251
Wrong picture. Sorry
>>73091832
she's NOT Jewish. she says she's "half-Jewish" which is like being half-pregnant, which is to say not pregnant, or Jewish.
>>73096339
Actually I think Tig might've been funny. But it's been over a decade since I've seen anything of her. Who is Tom Segura?
>>73092308
>Germany completely devoid of Germans in 1 year
Guess it would be better to just get it over with all at once, like removing a band-aid.
>>73096585
Watch his stand up on netflix. He is my favorite comedian by far.
>>73092130
/kanye
>>73095736
Well we huezillians know by experience that is a blatant lie.
But leftist Brazilians still spout it regardless, must have been real cozy to grow up in those Maximum security closed neighborhoods always from the negros.
>>73096647
I don't have Netflix. I'm sure I'll be able to get a hold of it. Thank you. Or maybe fuck you and your shit taste.
Amy Schumer according to /pol/
She is an unfunny fat rat faced kike pig woman
Deport the kike bitch
>>73091550
>>73091485
>>73091682
>>73091629
All of these reasons!
>>73093908
>we r gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don't eat pork
>>73096798
It's probably fuck me but we both know you have enough free time today to catch a stand up act. He isn't political at all keep that in mind.
Like all Mexicans, she is a thief.
![amy-schumer-may-2016-cover-vf-03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JvjNpTT.jpg "amy-schumer-may-2016-cover-vf-03[1].jpg")
>>73091338
>>73096461
>>73096251
At least she has a sense of humor and can laugh at herself.
>>73091736
>There ARE funny female stand up comedians. She just isn't one of them.
No there isn't, none of them are funny at all.
>>73097337
lucile ball
maria bramford
carol channing
ellen degeneres in the 1980s
>>73092840
>>73092995
>>73093035
this wall of bantz is beautiful. it'sal bundy-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk
maybe there is hope after all
SARAH SILVERMAN WHEN?
>>73097104
>>73094525
10/10 would suck her feminine cock
>>73091707
You probably need a death star to laser your eyes back to normal sight.
Nasty kike skag retard.
>>73096854
Amy Schumer according to reality
She is an unfunny fat rat faced kike pig woman
>>73097104
>burning crotch
You guys get it?
>>73097516
>ellen degenerate
>ever being funny
I bet you liked rosie O'donnell too you faggot.
>>73097104
>She burns her cunt shrub
>The whole room smells like a burning oil field
>>73092543
God I love this site sometimes.
>>73098541
>humorless comedian
>>73093756
Wow, she does look like a rat.
>>73096536
yeah, it's like saying you're "half hispanic"
still, her mind has been poisoned by her jewish upbringing
>>73098541
>/ss/
Kinks can't be picky.
>>73097337
>>73095897
maria bamford
I don't know who that is, and at this point I don't care.
Tits or GTFO
>>73098541
>pic
Worst part about that is the kid actually apologized for it. If only he had pointed out the blatant hypocrisy of her entire image being based around the fact that she is a whore.
>>73092130
That is the face of a man whose fed up with bullshit
>>73092130
>we told her to lay on the floor
>she sctually did it
>the absolute madwomen Xddddddd
>>73091485
>>73091550
>>73091629
>>73091682
>Are you one of those comedians that talks about their [BLEEP]?
I'm getting pretty tired of hearing this, but I did enjoy Trainwreck after swallowing the unbelievable premise Amy Schumer is desirable.
>>73098541
Look at this kid's face, he's fresh out of the womb. Amy should have laughed it off, like someone with a sense of humor.
The author of the first article that popped up was even more condescending and offended.
http://www.papermag.com/amy-schumer-lights-camera-jackson-owned-1559835721.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8pEcOhsdjY
The only based female comedian.
>>73099382
daaaaaamn
she BTFO that complete nobody!!!
>>73099248
Who's that?
>>73099660
>lightscamerajacksons
>complete nobody
he's aight
>>73099660
He's a nice kid.
>>73091485
>>73091550
>>73091629
>>73091682
>>73091707
/pol/: bringing people together.
>>73096536
It was raised a kike, and benefits from kike privilege.
>>73099712
Will Smith.
Deport her to mexico. We don't want her either.
>>73099712
Some homeless guy
Deport her to the sun desu
>>73099382
>that fucking article
How the hell is "say hi to your dad" a fucking comeback?
>>73098541
>Hi to your dad
OMG, like, 13th amendment forbids owning niggas like that, damn, dis gurl's funny, LCJ BTFO'd, god-tier wit
>>73100191
>>73100451
it took her only 25 minutes to come up with that out-of-class comeback
>>73096536
>she says she's "half-Jewish" which is like being half-pregnant, which is to say not pregnant, or Jewish.
t. Conan "I'm half-jewish so you must promise you stop using anti-semitic terms if you wanna come see my show" O'Brien
>>73098541
she will probably steal that joke
>>73091338
She's a fucking kike cunt.
She should die.
>>73099712
eminem
>>73099923
nice wiki pic from 5 years and 50 pounds ago.
>>73100511
lel
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM
>>73095897
Maria Bamford. No "muh vaginer", no "right ladies", just a lot of nevrotics and disorders. Best in audio form, I didn't like seeing her perform, for some reason.
>>73100940
The red one or the yellow one?
>>73100988
Yeah, seriously. Though it underscores the reality that she would not be quite so revolting if she had not turned herself into a hambeast.
>>73091682
Her face wouldn't seem so tiny if she was still the size 4 she pretends to be.
>>73101192
dont you fucking get smart with me you little cunt
>>73094002
>Tina Fey and Amy Pollher are both very funny as writers and character actresses
Tina Feys book sucks ass. Holy shit MUH STRONK WOMYN really gave me a sad.
>why trending
because people want her out
>what did she do
exist
>i want answer
you got em kiddo
>>73100836
Uh, Conan is 100% Irish-Catholic.
What a beaut
>>73101671
>It's actually real
She's ugly, but not really ugly. Like a 4/10.
Her personality drags her down to 1/10, though. One of the worst celebrity personalities ever. Female entitlement in hyperdrive.
>>73094525
This always comes up eventually.
>>73092357
So she's the female Carlos Mencia?
>>73092130
Kanye West is literally the best black on earth.
I'm sorry, but she has to go.
>>73095736
>>Diversity is our strength
>I never want to hear this again.
But it's actual diversity. Separated and unequal, shitheads from every nation and of every colour, coming together to say mixing us up is a giant fucking mistake.
Isn't that what diversity is all about?
Fuck the left for poisoning that well.
>>73095171
no we won't
>>73094525
Fucking hell she has bigger shoulders than some linebackers
>female comedians
>>73091338
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/03/amy-schumer-rude-fan-death-threats-bully/
That is why
>>73103653
kek
>>73099659
Your taste is...shitty.
>>73092039
I'd love to see child sexual predator Lena Dunham's fat fucking head on a pike
>>73091338
She won't take a selfie with a fan but she does photo-shoots outdoors all the time
>>73091338
>>73091485
>>73091550
>>73091629
>>73091682
>>73091707
/r/ a cap of this
>>73097826
kek
>>73091936
>literally looks like Ned Beatty
>>73103653
She told him to stop videoing.
He did.
Why?
Why didn't he just tell her to waddle down to the all-you-can-eat place and leave him and his family alone?
Jews are mean.
>>73091338
She broke the golden rule of comedy and made a character not genuinely herself.
>>73091936
Wow, a comedian made of butter
>>73092840
>wall = built
SAVAGE
>>73104180
Yeah, she is a nasty cunt like most leftist in the media. Ever notice the right wing actors and celebs are the nicest and most humble.
>>73097516
First of all, it's Maria BAMFORD. Second, what about Joan Rivers? I loved her. She related to both men and females.
>>73091338
She exists.
>>73091338
DEPORT THE KIKE BACK TO JEWLAND.
>>73104405
This is the first time I have seen the original image.
>>73102910
He's a fuckin subhuman nignog black suprematist. He deserves to die in a hole. Plus he doesn't even know how to sing.
Disgusting shit.
>>73093035
>>73092995
>>73092840
see hollywood, you fucking idiots? this is what happens when you try to force an icon on people with nothing to back it up. They just kinda smile and nod while you push and push but once you step over the line you're going to see every bit of effort you put in come right back at you, multiplied by every person that's had to endure your pandering shit
goddamn i love seeing the pendulum swing right
>>73091936
I would
>>73104868
>>73104868
>Ever notice the right wing actors and celebs are the nicest and most humble.
>>73104868
I have noticed that.
And the lefties treat average people like shit.
It is like they really truly believe they are better than everyone but other celebrities.
>>73094525
THIS KIKE
HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>73103339
No clue how she got them, though.
*shrugs*
>>73091338
she saw a black man come up to her and pull out his phone
she got scared, cause she's a racist, and then when he went to get a quick vid with her, she told the guy not to, and after a bit he said "Okay, sorry" and turned it off
she then walked away, then walked back, and ranted about how the black guy set a bad example for his daughter.
She then took his photo, posted it online, and started cyberbullying him and accusing him of having a bunch of kids with different moms.
So in short, an entitled jewish feminist was racist, got caught, and is now trying to blame the victim.
Thus answers the age old question of "who will /pol/ defend, a female jew, or a black male"
We're as surprised as you are.
tl;dr:
>father and family are fans of schumer
>family encounters schumer in public
>father goes crazy fan mode, turns on camera video, and asks to get a self/whatever the fuck people do these days with schumer, autograph for kids, and so on
>schumer freaks the fuck out
>father realizes how much of a creep he just was, deletes the video, apologizes personally and publicly, shows absolute shame for his mistake
>schumer goes on social media and says the guy assaulted her, stalked her with video, and said he used his kids as an excuse to be a creep/asshole
>father defends himself humbly and shows video evidence of him feeling like a complete cunt and apologizing
>the world realizes schumer is a bitch
>>73104065
>>73105908
/pol/ is about the fairness.
>>73105706
>tfw she doesn't expand your dong
>>73092035
I don't really find her attractive but there is something about her that makes me want to hate fuck the shit out of her.
>>73105912
oh, right, see >>73105908
I forgot to add that she took the dude's picture and shamed him online... against his permission, obviously.
also, I didn't know it was a black dude. he sounds pretty based since he realized what he did was weird and apologized.
>>73105921
It's everything I asked for and more
>>73106120
Maybe it's cause you hate yourself.
>>73106120
You either want to fuck her or you don't, no need for your bullshit you shameful cuck.
>>73106191
Her comment said that as soon as he came up "taking something out of his pocket" she was scared for her life.
Then it turns out he's black.
She didn't put two and two together to realize she had just assumed cause he was a young black male, he was going to assault her.
It's hard for her to deny this sort of blatant racism, but no one big has called her on it yet.
>>73093035
>the wall just got 10lbs heavier
I hope all these witty bantz make her attempt suicide
>>73106191
Huh. So I guess the black guy actually dindu nuffin for once.
Good job black guy.
>>73105921
make the screencap bigger and include my reply i wanna be seen on r/4chan desudesudesu
>>73106418
>no one has called her on her racism yet
c'mon, /pol/, you know what to do.
two words, gentlemen, just two words: Facebook comments section.
>>73106679
yeah from what I heard the dude just got overly excited and then felt really bad about it afterwards when he realized what he did was shitty.
>>73104405
>triggered
It's comedienne, you fucking shitlord
>>73098541
>Retort to being called a whore is to say you fucked that person's dad.
>>73106841
no one BIG I said
if random internet does it, it won't do anything
it'll take another celebrity
someone get Kanye on this
Ladies and gentlemen... AMY SCHUMER!
Wonderful, wonderful. Yes!
Let's hear it for AMY SCHUMER!
Wonderful, yes.
AMY SCHUMER everybody! AMY SCHUMER!
Wonderful.
SO HAS ANYONE FIGURED OUT WHY IT'S TRENDING YET?
>>73094525
JUST BULKING BRO
>>73091485
>>73091550
>>73091629
>>73091682
Quality material this.
>>73091707
Dammit leafniggers, stop ruining threads.
![8vdPIU0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uDqod0K.png "8vdPIU0[1].png")
>>73099248
the resemblance is uncanny
>>73106978
She was just pointing out he was a child (she probably met his dad there too)
he's 17 or 18.
sorry for mobile, fresh screens
>>73091936
would smash/10
>>73106729
>>73102910
Wrong Mile Tyson is the best black on earth hes funny and conservative as fuck.
>>73108204
And he supports the God Emperor.
So I like Iron Mike again after 20 years.
>>73091338
Funniest twitter line of the day:
Amy Schumer hasnt had a funny bone in her body since Jeselnick quit it. #DeportAmySchumer
>>73091707
That is disgusting.
>>73091338
She's a jew and shouldn't be deported.
Instead she should be decapitated.
>>73091338
But all accurate insults aside, she pulled a Dunham and claimed harassment where there was none
http://theralphretort.com/amy-schumer-shames-fan-who-wanted-a-picture-but-it-turns-out-she-lied-501016/
>>73096647
dude bill burr, anthony jeselnik, daniel tosh. 3 best modern comics. then if you like tame, demitri martin
>>73093035
>The wall just got 10 lbs heavier
>>73097541
>maybe there is hope after all
Trump said he would Make America Great Again.
>>73097826
underrated
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBJe31voE0
>>73091338
I never thought the day would come when I would see a white woman and not want to stick my oversized nigger dick in her.
>>73108831
>>73091338
deport her where?
to seaworld?
>>73098766
this chick is one of the funniest ive seen
>>73104154
underrated
>>73105908
he doesnt sound like he did anything that would make him fall under the classification of nigger
her on the other hand, fat as fuck
>>73105908
Article here
>>73108641
>>73092840
BRUTAL
>>73101671
Looks like a fuckin orc man.
>>73092840
sadieisonfire is best twitter
>>73107961
>Nathalie Alaska
>Go check her twitter
>qt black Trump supporter
This gave me hope
>>73109051
>>73109864
Probably has some white in her.
>>73092321
Exactly. It's not that she isn't capable of being funny, especially if you dig through her older stuff she wasn't horrible.
Now she thinks she's important though, and that's one quick way to forget how to be funny.
>mfw this whole incident was in greenville, SC
kek level 10,000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeCSKygKOQE
Maria Bamford does Schumer's whole act in under two minutes.
Jesus I love you guys sometimes.
>>73095897
Sarah Kendall
Celia Paquola
>>73099382
its like they put some one elses face on that thing and it just didnt fit but it wouldnt get a new face. like it might have been pretty with the right bone structure but hanging off of its head like that its just repulsive
>>73091338
she's a no talent cunt who deserves nothing
>>73111150
Amy Schumer is the manlier of the two even though Bailey still has an actual benis.
Bitch has a linebacker's shoulders and a face like a fuckin watermelon.
And don't start me on those teeth. I've seen WH40k chainswords with less bite to them.
>>73095171
Build wall
>>73091707
>>73111150
bailey is cool, she's red pilled and funny, besides she has a dick
>>73111150
Haha, oh wow. Bailey looks more feminine than Amy.
>>73106729
>>73110337
I'd put some more white in her desu
>>73111150
>Tranny looks better and more feminine than this plaid wearing beast
>>73094589
Underage
>>73098766
This is I would put my penis in. While she ate the pizza.
