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>american """""castles"""""
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>>73080544
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>britsh moonlanding
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>>73080544
awww shit is that medieval times?

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU, BLACK AND YELLOW KNIGHT
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>>73080544

Cute meme.

Aren't Germans sitting on the throne (s) of Buckingham Palace as we speak?

TOPKEK
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>british """"""""""""""dentistry"""""""""""""""""""""
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>>73080544
You think that is insulting, but youre missing out. That place rules.
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>>73080544
TRUMP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>73080657
Argentinian """"land"""""
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>>73080544
Are you in Orlando right now? Want to meet up and go to a shooting range with a fat cuban manlet?
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>>73080657
>Argentinian islands
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>>73080657
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>>73080544
>british food.
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America is a """""white""""" Country.
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mfw american people realize they are the scumbags of humanity

no face provided
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>Dissing on Medieval Times
You could've at least posted a pic of White Castle.
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best castle
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>>73080717
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>>73080544
I know right, it's hilarious. The thing is, you don't see American castles. They look like other things, such as [redacted].
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>>73080849
>canadian ministers
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>>73080717
>>73080777
>>73080791
>>73080841
>>73080876
>>73080922
>>73080927


Lards on a suicide watch list
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>>73081000
DELETE THIS
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>>73081035

Unlikely Italy bro.
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>>73080544
>Low to the ground to maximize defense against cannon fire
>Plenty of cover for archers
>Illumination around the castle can catch Saracen saboteurs
>Drawbridge housing is large enough to hold many boiling cauldrons of oil and tar
>Heraldry on the walls lets you know you're fucking with the wrong people
>Plenty of flammable vegetation outside to make a wall of fire that keeps heathens at bay
10/10 castle would defend
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>>73080777
They're from Saxony retard
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>>73080777
That place is pretty cool, was there last summer. Too bad it was blown up and if you look at the other side of it you see the same exact front wall you see from the Hudson. Things barely standing up on its own.
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>>73081123
Saxons are Germans you inbred
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>>73080777
Checked. Also, they descend partly from Hanoverians (basically Germans). They also have French, Scottish and Welsh ancestry.
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>>73081123

The Windors usurped the house of Stewart with banking debts caused by warfare. Your royalty literally handed over a kingdom via forced marriage. I feel bad English people don't own England anymore.
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>>73081277
>Who b da Anglo Saxons
American education
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>>73081208

I kayak by there a lot, see it on my commute to work every morning. It's beautiful. The Vanderbilt mansion is nicer, a few miles away from that one.
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>>73081411
Angles were German too
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>>73081000
Rekt + Trips? Kek is guiding you.
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Kentucky here


We have this thingy. We think it's pretty cool here, although virtually no one outside of lex and versailles knows it even exists. Wot would u guys call it? Everyone here calls it a castle because that's what it looks like from the road.
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>>73081411

>muh foreign military outposts are my heritage.

Stop. Just stop. Here's a "castle" your people built on Manhattan, NY. Fort Tryon.
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>>73080544

This is the Castello di Amorosa, built in California over 14 years starting in 1995 using traditional medieval techniques.
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>>73081335
>Implying there's an English ethnicity
>Implying the stuarts weren't Brentons and Normans
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>>73081640
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>>73081481

Yes. The Germanic tribes swept through Great Britaib, (except for Ireland) and laid waste to their culture. They're speaking a Germanic language but identify as English....retards.
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>>73081496
Remember when White Castle wanted to buy it?

Chilly but lovely day here in Lexington
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>>73081642

Shitskin spotted.

Indigenous English were Celts, who were/are white.
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>>73081673
>gret britaib
don't post with your mouth full, burger
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>>73081277
>A Saxon is Queen of the Anglo-Saxons
Oh giddy me, no, you sure found us out Yankie Doodle
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>>73081481
Danish*
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>>73081113
>"Kasteel de haar"
sounds so American doesn't it -____-"
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>>73080544
Literally
>Here's One I Made Earlier-tier
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>>73081863

>herr derr bergerrrr

:^)
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>>73081596
>foreign
American education
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http://c7.alamy.com/comp/B8HN49/exterior-of-the-castillo-de-san-marcos-in-st-augustine-spanish-castle-B8HN49.jpg
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>>73080544

This is a fake castle, they have middle ages themed dinner. You eat sitting around a jousting arena watching guys beat eachother to shit while tavern wenches with massive tits in revealing outfits give you amazing food. They actually get bloodied and they fights are "real" so the bad guys win occasionally

Pretty fucking dope go if you have the chance
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>>73081119
>Only one wall that's quite low
>Flat ground so easy to encircle
>Box shaped
>Lots of arable land around the castle for attackers
>Wouldn't hold a large garrison
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>>73081123
They're from England but their ancestors were from Hanover.
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>>73080544
>Hearst castle California,USA
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>>73081924

Half of Europe emptied into the USA in thre 19th and 20th centuries because of the gold rush and warfare/famine/illness in Europe. Many things here have European names, I live in a town called Hyde Park.
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>>73080980

Now I'm hungry. There's not one of these for miles from me. Fuck off anon, I need the jalapeño slider with chicken rings
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>>73081496
what? thats a mini golf course...
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>>73081997

>that wiki
>safeguard against continental Europe

LOL as migrants drown by the thousands in that channel and hijack trucks through the Eurotunnel. Good luck with that.
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>>73081673
What is Wales? What is Scotland?
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>>73082130

>t-there from England

Nope. You're speaking a Germanic language right this very moment.

:^)
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>>73080544

So basically what this thread is about is how are country isn't littered with completely outdated military technology and reminders of when whoever posted this was probably filthy peasant scum who had to pay money to some noblemen who lived in that castle just for the right to farm crops for him and live in some shitty mud-hut.

Yeah, your castles are cool and all. But they were actual castles used as military defense and rallying structures.

The "castles" we built in America are really just huge mansions with ramparts on the walls. They're status symbols for the ultra-rich, or they're goofy facades for malls and shopping centers.


If you want to make us jelly, be able take 500 dollars into a gun store, sit through a background check that usually takes less than 15 minutes, and maybe wait 24-48 hours if that state has waiting-period laws.

Also right after doing that, go legally buy some weed.

Its not a fantasy comrade, its called living in Colorado.
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>>73080544
What brings you to Kissimmee OP
I'm right down the street from there wanna pound my boypussy? ;^)
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>>73081761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhQIT85wobE
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>>73082362

Countries your country controlled and took over for a long time. Political warfare and feudalism for centuries until fighting forces of those who opposed yours were depleted. They're your own blood oddly enough yet you hate them and their culture. English culture is embarrassing.
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Daily reminder that Catalonia had hundreds of gorgeous castles but the french king Philip V tear them all down so we didn't use them to revolt.
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>>73082550
Just fuck my country up
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>>73082336
>hijack trucks
American education

Anyway why would I care about what a sixty two percent white nation has to say when it comes to immigration?
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>>73080777

Isn't a nigger sitting on your 'throne' as we speak?
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>>73082170
AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>73082497

Demographics of a nation don't explain what you are. London alone is more migrant than indigenous English. Stupid point and very off topic.
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>>73081757

2 windy 4 me today

>>73082237

Look at the cars in relation. It's huge when you're up close to it
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>>73080544
>USA didn't go through a period of feudalism
>HURR WHY DON'T THEY HAVE COOL CASTLES LIKE US? XDDDD

0/10 see me after class young man
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>>73081640
Why?
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irish castles >>> scottish castles >>> british castles >>> welsh castles >>> burger castles
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>>73082635

Migrants cram into "lories" as you call them hourly and infest your country. Useless fort in its current state. Recomission it. Put Royal Guard with guns there. They guard the palaces in London with guns, they should guard your borders the same way.

>>73082654

There is no throne in America. We don't have ornamental royalty to utilize as a tourism stimulus.
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is europe even trying?
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>>73082861

Slane castle is dope. I saw Bryan Adams perform there.
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>>73080544

Isn't that Dutch Wonderland?
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>>73082696
>Talking about England wuz a thousand+ years ago
>Wut abewt modurn day london? haph ap got u der boy
S I X T Y T W O P E R C E N T W H I T E
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>swedish athlete
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>>73081761
> original english
YOU MEAN BRYTHONIC YOU UTTER RETARD
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>>73080777
Nice bants, but actual truth. The whole “““British“““ monarchy is merely of German descent for troll purposes
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>>73083013
Why do you hate them so much Denmark? Is it because of Skaneland?
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>>73082422
It figures that a country ran by a nigger would be so obsessed with guns and weed.
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>>73081000
rekt
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>>73080985
That movie surprised me. I thought it was only going to consist of Carrey being a stupid cornball the entire time, but it became delightfully dark later on.
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Because dumb accusations will and have already been made
Educate yourselves you peasants

http://www.britroyals.com/royaltree.htm
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>>73082194

what the fuck are chicken rings?
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>>73081000
>no nigger
>no chink
Needs more diversity tbqh
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umm try again faggot
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>>73082953

None of your crying explains why your capitol city is migrant dominant...
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>>73083033

Spoke Gaelic before that, friend-o.
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>>73083315

It was pretty great.
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>>73082833

rich dude made it for his winery
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>>73081000
There has literally never been a white Argentinian
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>>73083322

Who owned England prior to 850? Seems the Saxon came in and decimated the entirety of English culture and usurped your heritage away from you...according to that tree.
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>>73082410

Germanic is a misnomer. English is a fucking crazy language with a crazier history.

Back when Germany was a bunch of warring tribal-nations, there were two distinct branches of German. Old High German branches off of proto-Western Germanic, which led to the langauges of the angles and the saxons, all former inhabitants of areas of modern Denmark and Hamburg.

Meanwhile the Britons were too busy declaring themselves kings of everything from large provinces to tiny fiefdoms. They hired Angles and Saxons as mercenaries, while other Angles and Saxons were being forced to move west due to Christianization.

The angles and the Saxons quickly realized that this group of small kingdoms fighting eachother was very pathetic and straight up invaded England, pushing most traditionally Celtic types into Wales, while others fled to Scotland and Ireland.

True germanic people ran England at this time. Angle and Saxon dialects fused to create Old English, and England was basically run by Saxons in the south and east, and Angles in parts of Northumbria and Mercia, with small tribute-kingdoms throughout.

After a few hundred years of this some Norman cunt named William came and conquered the whole island or something. It became forbidden to speak Old English and only nobles were allowed to speak whatever mixture of French and Latin that the Normans spoke at the time.

So English began as a creole-language, kind of like the shitty mix of french and English that allowed soldiers to make small-talk and barter during the Vietnam war.

From there it exploded into a tongue that has words ranging from soft-feminine french antecedents to harder Germanic-type words, with lots of words coming straight from Latin and little Latin flairs accenting our grammar and our vocabulary.

Now as we approach the year 2020 we speak possibly the most descriptive language in the world, unfortunately the internet and the nog-generation are starting to kill its poetry.
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>>73081496
this is a castle, a instrument of government, of power - that sir, is a monstrosity. It's liek a cheap Chinese knock off.
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>>73083141

Sorry you can't relax with a joint and feel safe in your own home, bongo.

Say hi to Mohammad for me when you pick up your crying children from "daycare"
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>>73083982

Nice read. Enjoyed it. Informative.

Have a sexy lady for your efforts.
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>>73081123
Holy shit how is she holding all those people in her hand
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>>73080657
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>>73084336
she's a big girl
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>>73084007
Greetings 007, this is M

You're being reassigned from tralling 4chans for a mission of utmost importance to our national security.

It seems 2 people with 4 blocks of c-4 each have taken down one of our castles.

As you know, the castle is the modern corner-stone of any western military body, and we must protect these valuable locations at all costs so that Americans will continue to bring their tourist money to us so we can wank all over our medieval history.

Good thing you guys have all that stone and mortar to hide in if there's ever a war!
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This is what Trump wants for America.
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>>73084427
>for MO
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>>73083982
>>73083982
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>>73080974
>>73080980
Perfect
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>tfw comfy aussie castle
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>>73084591
youre so mean
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>>73083657
Brythonic literally just means people who lived on the British isles pre roman period. They weren't English and very few people in the Uk are descended from them/
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>>73080544
>making fun of a dinner show literally made for children

it is p fun tho.
I'd recommend it if you're ever over here.
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>>73083982
Please don't act like you are coming from any position of authority on the subject. Americans are completely lcueless when it comes to European history and Archaeological study.
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>>73080657
In the background you can see Argentina's astronauts
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>>73084427
CRASHING THIS THREAD

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>73085170
Sounds like you've been blown out, much like the Germans have done to you countless times.
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americans worship anything older than 120 years
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>>73080980
What the fuck do they sell at White Castle? Burgers?

DEFEND THE BURGERS
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>>73080544
castles were defunct before America was discovered by the Spanish
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>>73085265
nah, burgerpost is only somewhat right. Saxon is low not high german for instance, and William didn't ban Old English, he simply didn't use it in court and neither did his Norman/Frenchie/Frisian/Breton aristocracy
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>>73085417
>what are forts
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>>73084843
We have those here too. Try again, faggot.
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>>73085071

I've met monolingual people in the UK more than once whose language wasn't English. Do you live under a rock or are you afraid of communing with nature and speaking with rural farmers?
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>>73085515
>not castles
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>>73085515
What is a fence?
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>>73081000
savage
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>>73085417

Columbus never set foot on America, he only got as far as the Caribbean. Norse people however had been going to Canada and North Eastern America for centuries before the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria set sail.
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>>73085548
>different accents and dialects
>must be celt
no lad
I'm literally a rural guy myself, I'm gonna guess you're talking about the cornish, the welsh, Doric inbreds and stone age highlanders, all of which make a tiny percentage of the UK, and only the Cornish and the Welsh have much "celtish" ancestry since the Scots got raped in the 18th century
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>>73080544
Looks like the Medieval Times in Kissimmee, FL.
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>>73085617
Literally the only technical difference is that a castle is also a civilian residence you fuck
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>>73085793

Yes. Cornish people. Nice place and culture. Cornwall "English" was gutteral jibberish to me.
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>>73080544
Is that dutch wonderland? Nostalgia'd hard.

WHERE MY PA BROS AT
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>>73081496
that place is cool but isn't the inner stone work really like a hard foam? my sis had prom there once its a pretty cool place.
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Indian toilets.
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>>73081496

Château le Tac'ky
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>>73085757
Didn't say he did, but it's all America if not USA
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YUROPOORS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Will they ever recover?
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>>73086041

They're independent nations, no attachment to the USA outside of cruise tourism.
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>>73085983
that was just the accent of english over there lad, no one speaks solely cornish although some retards are trying to purposely handicap their children for "muh identity" that hasn't existed for 500 years and they're probably not ethnic cornish anyway
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>>73086121
The central one is cool. But it is flanked by commie blocks with hats stuck on.
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>>73085071
>They weren't English and very few people in the Uk are descended from them/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/11483608/The-secret-history-of-Britain-is-written-in-our-genes.html

This is solid bullshit there are plenty of genetic studies that show the vast majority of English blood *0%+ outside of South Eastern England and West Yorkshire is Brythonic.

It was a cultural shift to Old English due to the fact they had a writting system and unified dialect.
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>>73085480
Very little in the post was correct and a lot of that period is just conjecture because there's almost no contemporary records. For instance the celts being pushed into wales and scotland is absurd and he's completely ignoring the romano-british. Scotland, Cornwall and Wales are celtic because the Picts invaded and settled them. He also doesn't realise that the Angles and Jutes didn't have a germanic language it was nordic and the combination of Angle, Jute and Saxon (germanic) languages along with latin and celtic is what gave rise to English.
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>>73086343
This.
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>not having castles where you go to get redpilled
Yuropoors everbody.

https://youtu.be/yYn5YaEPspE?t=2m4s
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>>73082833
its a fucking tourist trap but for rich San Fransisco faggots rather than the comfy old kitschy tourist traps for Midwestern families.
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>>73085288
my nan is older than that u gret twat
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>>73086145
I didn't say USA. I know geography thanks.
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>>73086274
The central one looks like a fucking toy... The commie blocks are almost better.
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>>73086580
>Danish

>Almost a country
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>>73080544
*yawn*

that's a restaurant

*yawn*
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>>73086495

What the fuck is that a picture of?
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>>73086575
The only thing you know about is potato
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>>73080544
why are youros proud of things that were ment ro keep them surfs?
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An american tourist couple asked me what the name of this castle was.

>This
>Castle

Did they just fuck up or do americans not know the difference between old churches and castles?
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>>73086343
Only thing I'd pick at is that Wales and Cornwall aren't Celtic because the Picts settled them; Pictish has no presense in the language at all and they never settled south of the Clyde.

The Romans were all evacuated in the 5th and 6th century; and the shift to Germanic was cultural not Ethnic; ethnically the Northern English; Irish; Scottish and Welsh are 80%+ Brythons.
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>>73080544

Is that something like; we have no cultural history. Lets build them castles and shiiit.
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>>73086155

It's not a handicap. My parents were monolingual growing up on adjacent farms on Great Island off the mainland coast of Cork, Ireland. They didn't learn English until primary school...like most children raised there. Ireland has invested a lot of time/effort/money to instill traditional "irish" heritage in young people today. I have a cousin who is 3 and monolingual...doesn't understand a lick of English. My migrant parents are an oddity I'm aware but preservation of all things "irish" is important to them both. I've met people who only spoke Cornish as a first language, and their young offspring being truly monolingual.

You should connect with your roots. It's gratifying.
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>>73081411
reminder:

We make restaurants out of your culture

pic related
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>>73086816
Looks lie a mosque to me
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>>73086755
You want to fight with me! That's cute anon.
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>>73086575

Stop talking now.
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>>73086886
Ben a-fleck could explain this better than i ever could
>Pic realtor
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>>73080849
Based Canuck :3
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>Britishness
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>>73086876
Sure it does Achmed.
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>>73080544
WE
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>>73086816
This is now a Europoor coping thread.
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>>73086886
>You want to fight with me! That's cute anon.
Sure why not. Be right there.
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>>73086993
No you, I don't like cricket.
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Am I allowed to join the castle club ? Pic related
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WUZ
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>>73086861
I could understand the Irish bit if they lived in an isolated Gaedhealtacht and were very determined not to learn English, to the point where every waking moment they were avoiding it or simply refused to speak it (as with Welshmen).

But the suggestion you've met people who only spoke Cornish is fucking retarded.

Solid bullshit post confirmed
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>>73087140
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>>73080657
HOLY SHIT
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>>73086831
>Ethnically the northern English, Scottish and Welsh are 80%+ Brythons

you mean in the 5th century or the modern day? The Picts were celtic but from Ireland and they invaded Cornwall, Scotland and Wales supplanting/resettling areas abandoned by Romano-British. The Roman ARMY abandoned Britain and a lot of Roman towns fell into ruin but there were still Romano-British kingdoms who mixed with the Saxons/Angles/Jutes. Pictish has presence in the Gaelic and Welsh languages as well but not in English I agree.
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>>73080544
>>73080717
I fucking love medieval times! Is that pic from the one in florida?
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>>73086816
That is one ugly fucking building
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>>73080544
Medival times is the fucking shit mother fucker. I wanna go there now that you reminded me
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>>73080544

Looks like Medieval Times
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>>73083947
>Who owned England prior to 850? Seems the Saxon came in and decimated the entirety of English culture and usurped your heritage away from you...according to that tree.
Yeah. Just like whites came to America and usurped US culture.
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>>73084007
that's ugly as fuck, lol. did you have home depot mexicans build that?

just pay for quality next time dummy
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>>73087387
Modern day. http://www.eupedia.com/genetics/britain_ireland_dna.shtml#maps

>The Picts were celtic but from Ireland and they invaded Cornwall

No they weren't mate, not sure where you got this from? the Picts are from the far North of Scotland above the Antonine wall (Aberdeenshire) and didn't settle South of the clyde but raided it.

The Romano-British are simply the civilised former tribesmen left in Britain, not a mix of Brits and Romans, all ethnic romans were evcuated to Gaul; and since the Romano British couldn't read or write the entrance of a small number of germanic tribesmen created a fast cultural change but not a major ethnic one.
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>>73080657
>argentinian flag
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sort of a castle from near me. Some guy build a DIY castle out of concrete for the hell of it. It's a really cool museum now.
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>>73087208
This. What the actual fuck suggesting anyone speaks Cornish as a mother tongue. No one in CORNWALL speaks cornish apart from folk singers, folk experts and a handful of middle aged people. In Wales they don't 'refuse' to speak English either most speak English all the time especially in cities and with immigration like it is.
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>>73085288
>worshiping anything older than 1100 years
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>>73087773
The Picts and Scots (a tribe from Ireland) have a shared heritage and most of their invasions were staged from Ireland.
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>>73087606

The Norse were in America for centuries working hand-in-hand with Ojibwe, Oneida, Blackfoot and Mohonk tribes before your puritan retards came here and started killing people. The odd bit about that is 90%+ of Natives died from illness...not blades or bullets. Travesty what happened to them, but at the end of the day Natives are just East Asian migrants themselves who exterminated indigenous people to replace them as well. Karma? Perhaps...the first people to settle the Americas were South Asian/Australasian.
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>>73087957
Mate not in the South but in the North there is plenty, I used to go to Aberdaron every year and some of the villagers would switch to Welsh when you went in shops and the like, and refused to speak English.
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>>73087320
Thanks for your flag m8
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>>73083134
It's not like Sweden and Denmark has been at war against each other's over 22 times
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>>73088206
>The Picts and Scots (a tribe from Ireland) have a shared heritage and most of their invasions were staged from Ireland.

I know they united with the Brythons of Strathsclyde, The Angle settlers and the Gaels of Dál Riata to form Scotland under the rule of Kenneth McAlpin but never heard that they came from Ireland originally? thats interesting if it's true have you got a source mate?
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>>73087957

>no one in Cornwall speaks cornish.

Plenty do, I met a bunch. Some even spoke Gaelic and had a gas with my parents for a while. I played Links Awakening in a booth at the pub they were in for a good long while until they were done talking/drinking.

What's the obsession with darts in Cornish pubs? I remember men getting VERY worked up over games of darts.
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>>73088450
Cornish dialect maybe?

Tha wor a gud stank youngen! but not Bro Goth agan Tasow.

and certainly not Gaelic, there are few people who can speak Gaelic in Ireland even only a few thousand in Scotland, and those who speak it as a native tougue essentially live in reserves.
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>>73088450
Most rural English pubs have sarts, some have board games and dominos although you'd be hard pressed to find them now in towns or cities.
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>>73087756
Sorrys its almost 1000 years old so difficult to get a macdonalds drive through installed as standard.
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>>73088758
I live in Manchester and most decent pubs and bars have games, I was playing Risk at one the other night whilst having a nice IPA and a chat with some pals after work
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>>73088692

>a few

I'm American and speak it. "Bearla" wasn't allowed to be spoken in our home unless we had guests or the conversation pertained to school work. That's a far reach considering the tens of thousands of children under 10 who are completely fluent in their native language in Ireland.

Irish go everywhere there is money to be made doing bullshit work. Both of my talentless patents managed to make a good living here despite not having professional credentials to back them up. Plenty of people of Irish descent in Wales and most certainly England.
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>>73088417
>fighting only 22 times with your neighbor
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>>73088934
I'm from Glossop pal, you'd be hard pressed to get one in Birmingham and such because of the bar scene, normally old cosy places that do it.
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>>73088758

Most pubs here are kitchy knockoffs of English/Irish pubs, have peat moss fires, bangers and mash, blah blah blah. Darts isn't very popular here from what I've seen. I had never seen that game before I went to Cornwall. I enjoyed my travels there. England is a nice place. I particularly liked Devon, Paignton was/is fun.
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>>73080544
>real american """""castles"""""
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>>73086647
>Britain

>Almost a caliphate

Keep crying nigel
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>>73089182
>true
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>>73088961
>Bearla

Do you mean Sacs-Bhéarla?

> wasn't allowed to be spoken in our home unless we had guests or the conversation pertained to school work

mate it's pretty obvious you're bullshitting now. there are 140,000 native speakers in Ireland and almost all of them live in Gaedhealtachtaí
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>>73086886
*burp*

SOrry for the delay. Lunch was 37 hamburgers.

>Fitman, 65
>calling for hard rain on target
>rodger Fitman, make europoor castles great again
>copy, Fitman 65, bombs away
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>>73089182
>American """""capitol""""""
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>>73082953
That map is pretty misleading. It splits up Caucasians into Dutch, Finnish, French, etc. but consolidates African Americans into one category. In my city Virginia Beach, VA. It says that the ancestry with the largest population is African American. When in reality according to census information Virginia Beach is 77% white and only 13% African American.
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>>73089336

They live everywhere, including where i live. There's an Irish speaking group I used to go to but the pub owner shut down his establishment after hiring so many illegals. 2manyexpiredvisas4me.
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>>73089452
:^)
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>>73088423
My source is Barry Cunliffe in person but he published 'Iron Age Britain' recently which I'm sure would have a breakdown of their affiliation.

>>73088934
Always assumed american bars would have pool, darts and board games. Maybe its an irish phenomenon over there.
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>>73089452
That's not the US Capitol... the file name even says parlament you hun.
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>>73080544
But OP that's not a modern castle.
Pic related is though
1/3
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>>73089670
2/3
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>>73089452
>>73089663
I see you're saying that our capitol isn't as cool as yours is that it?
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>>73089670
>>73089706
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>>73089452
that's the hungarian capitol you dork
this is yours >>73089555

notice the difference?
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>>73089724
Yeah kinda
being edgy and shit with minimum effort.
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>>73089435

Isn't that failure grounded because pilots can't breathe?
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>>73089724
>>73089555
If thats the case then you are showing the white house which does not serve the same purpose as your Capitol building. You need to post a picture of the US Capitol building not the White House where the President lives and works.
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>>73082362
Gauls
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>>73089814
I appreciate the effort.
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>>73089737
That's also not the US capitol, that's the White House, where the president lives.
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>r-rule britannia
>b-britannia rules the w-waves
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>>73089970
Nice boats. How did you afford them? It wasn't with out money was it? kek
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>>73089892
>>73089892
>>73089737
This should clear things up
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Anyone posted Singer Castle? I'm sailorbro, past this cocksucker all the time in the St. Lawrence seaway.
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>>73089182
There's a difference between a castle and palace.

Palaces are residences meant to be fancy and comfortable. This is more in line with a palace.

A castle is more like a FOB, it is designed as a defensive position or as a tool of war (since it lets you have a defensible encampment from which to wage war).

An American castle would be any number of bases we have across the world, from Diego Garcia to the Green Zone.
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>>73089836
>confusing f.35 issues from two years ago to f-22 now

Give that man a JDAM

>control, rolling in on asianfag, firing for effect, heavy rain incoming

Rolling off, standing by for next target
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>>73089970
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>>73080717
eat shit, yellow knight for life!
>tall, white, long dirty blonde hair, colored eyes
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More beautiful pics of the best gov building we got
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>>73090049
>out money

>literally incapable of spelling out:

OUR FUCKING MONEY

>get fucked, kikeistan
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>>73090280
The inside
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>>73090122
who owns that thing?
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>>73080544
You could have posted a White Castle. You wasted a perfectly good opportunity.
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>>73083947
Prior to 850 England consisted of the Danelaw held by the Danish King, Wessex and Mercia. Before 700 England was pretty much separated into 5 Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms and even earlier in 400 England was part of the Roman Empire.
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>>73090303
We own you burger.
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>>73082170
>>73082021
>>73081255
>>73082247
>>73082584
>>73083400
>>73086121
>>73086495
>>73087951


Are you retarded? Do you know what "castle" means?
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>>73090342
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE SO KEKED THAT YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN?

i MEAN SRSLY, WHAT'S THAT LIKE???
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>>73090280
It has been pretty pathetic lately. This restoration project shouldn't have taken two years. It reminds me of road construction that goes on too long because of lack of funding. Except this is our fucking capitol building funding by the highest government.
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>>73080657
holy kek
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>>73090122
>Singer Castle?
Looks alright but its like 100 years old and was just build to look nice.
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>>73090353
It's the home for the prime minister of canada, so technically Morty Goldberg
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>>73090210
Post the Spanish-American naval battle stats for more keks.
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>>73085315
Yes, particularly sliders, which are like mini burgers.
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>>73090408
That's funny, the Chinese say the same thing. I say you two fight to the death over it.

>holocaust China, 10 million dead
>it literally doesn't matter, another 1.2 billion take their place
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Oldest castle in the New World. Get cucked fagets
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>>73090408
>We own you burger.

But doesn't it depend on who we elect?

Doesn't it, jew?

Doesn't it?

Do we keep you?'

Do we throw you to be slaughtered by your arab cousins? I dunno, what's in style this year?
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>>73090342
>most famous building in America
>still looks worse than a large church in a backwater of England.

Seriously why didn't the protestants/government/army build beautiful and impressive buildings in America?
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>>73090490
I know that looks like absolute shit. It must be done. Hopefully itll be worth it.
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