Trump single-handedly, unequivocally, bifocally, fluorescently, categorically, undeniably, ostentatiously, parasitically, metaphorically, maliciously, stupendously, gravitationally, ornamentally BTFO. It's all over now. I used to support Trump but I am now a #cruzmissile.
>>73079544
>fluorescently
10/10
>>73079544
FUCK OFF KIKE SHILL
>>73079544
Aladdin is supposed to be Chinese.
>>73079544
Chip in to let Hillary know you're with HER -- and ready to win!
#MakeAmericaWholeAgain #ImWithHER
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate
Aladdin and Jasmine are royalty. Why would they want to move to America?
They're Muslim?
Why is Aladdin wearing a Turban?
By the way - they have to go back.
lol I spit mustard all over my screen, thanks OP that image is great :>) Fuck drumpf!
>>73079763
Thanks for the helpful link! As a #cruzmissile it pleases me to see good, hard-working people uniting againt the pathological xenophobic bigoted racist "Drumpf".
>>73079544
If America is so xenophobic and full of hate, then why do they still want to come here?
#ReadyForHillary
>>73079544
>Aladin & Jasmin
>Muslim just because they're Arab
Wow, the left doesn't even try to hide its racism anymore.
>>73080280
Free shit.
>>73079544
You are right. It's time for me to become a #CruzCaboose
>>73079544
No they're not
The time that it took place was before Islam was dominant in the region
What are they? Racists?
Actually I got an idea...
>>73080280
Because they are fleeing persecution in their own countries which is only there because of European colonialism and the Iraq war and before white men even existed millions of Arabs and Africans alike were hard-working, intelligent, high-achieveing, diligent scholars who spent their free time studying the arts, physics, and renewable energy sources such as solar. Did you know that the solar panel was originally called the al-Bubhaljafirb and was invented in 60CE by the famous Arab scientist Khalid Djussphuk-Maichittup who was half African half Arab and the evil white man (Nikola Tesla) took credit for the solar panel and made trillions of NZ Dollars of stealing the poor Arab's invention? Jesus was a Jewish socialist? Who else is? That's right, Bernie Sanders. That's why in the third page of the Buddhist holy text, the Wang-Chong-Gang-Bang, it explicitly says to vote for Hillary. So now I am a #cruzmissile.
>>73079719
>>73080810
>The opening sentences of the story, in both the Galland and the Burton versions, set it in China and imply, at least, that Aladdin is Chinese.[5] On the other hand, there is nothing in the rest of the story that is inconsistent with a Persian or Arabian setting. For instance, most of the people in the story are Muslims, and their conversation is larded with devout Muslim platitudes.
>>73080901
Agreed, friend. What's more is that the KKK literally endorsed Trump and guess who they endorsed before? Yep, you betcha, Adolf Hitler and Chairman Mao, when they were in a coalition party called the Nazi Genocide Organisation, which was the party that started the Holocaust and of course the mass murder of innocent horses in World War One.
>>73079544
Aladdin and Jasmine are Sikh, not Muslim.
Jasmine would be fucking stoned for showing that much skin if she were Muslim.
>>73080545
I know tell me about it. I love it when they attack me and call me a racist for saying "I hate niggers," like they think all black people are niggers or something.
>>73081464
Literally this. My girlfriend's ex told me that they discussed these matters while they made love and it shocked me when I researched it when it was true. You know what else is funny? Trump was a professional businessman for Volkswagen in the early 1940's, when they worked for literally Hitler. I was outraged and messaged my reddit bestfriend, /u/RandomCupcake400.
>>73081464
>>73080901
>>73081677
Fuck me I thot they were supposed to be professional shills...
Stop samefagging Faggot shill
>>73081546
I half expected to see a Aussie flag....3/10 made me disappointed...
>>73081677
(cont.) So basically /u/NyanCatPoptart77 (I call him Mel because that's his real name and I know him lol) told me that in the Stone Age, Jesus was presented with two pictures. He didn't know what they were, but modern historians tell us that they were in fact pictures of Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler. Jesus said, and I kid you not, "They are the same, both racist xenophobes."
Just goes to show how Wal-Mart not paying minimum wage really does have a huge affect on the Latino community. Thanks, DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!
how much longer does CC pretend ratings haven't cratered?
how much longer does this guy have? i'd say 6 months at most
>>73080901
>Bubhaljafirb
>Maichittup
>Wang Chong Gang Bang
Based britbong
>>73079544
What is this niggers accent?
>>73079544
Is that really the best of the jokes this guy has come up with?
The Daily Show has been going downhill for years and years, but wow this is really something. No wonder nobody's watching.
>>73081124
it's pretty clear to anybody that the City of Agrabah was located on the banks of Jordan River....and here comes a shocker...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump
>>73080901
>Khalid Djussphuk-Maichittup
#DropOutClinton was trending all day monday on twitter in first place, #DropOutHillary was trending all day tuesday, made first at one point.
That should tell you how many people despise her.
She made top trending 2 days in a row.
>>73083493
following tweets...!..kill yourself pls
>>73079544
>jasmine
>muslim
she'd be stoned to death if she acted like that as a Muslim living in middle ages Islam.
>>73083808
Jesmine/Jasmine/Yasmine all of these are traditional Muslim names from back then....
>>73084670
>Jasmine
>muslim name
Yeah sure.
>>73080545
>>73084904
Fixed
>>73084768
One of my Aunts is named Jasmine...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasmine_(given_name)
>>73085386
>visible eyes
Ready the stones for that slut
>>73079544
Aladin is based off pre-islamic Arabic mythology, fucking dumbasses don't even think before they try and politicize shit.
Is this the beginning of the end for Donald Trump?????
>>73079544
Jasmine wearing a belly dancer outfit would be hanged if she was a Muslims
>>73085567
When you have a show that's failing to even meet a quarter of the viewership of the person previously in your time slot, you get pretty desperate and grab at whatever you can.
>>73083808
>>73084768
>Aladdin is based on a story taken from Arabian Nights
>Arabian Nights/One Thousand and One Nights is basically the Islamic world's version of Grimm's Fairy tales.
>Jasmine's father is a Sultan, meaning he is the head of a Sultanate which is an Islamic mirror of European Kingdoms.
>Sultan says "Praise Allah!" at the end of the movie after Jafar is defeated.
Look famalam, I hate mudshits as much as the next /pol/ack, but jesus christ take a second to think before you post.
Also, keep in mind Aladdin was made when Disney had a kike running things too.
>>73085567
Nope....its based on around 1100 to 1200 AD in a City in Jordan....
>>73083808
>>73084768
Jasmine is an anglicized version of Yasmine or Yasmin, which is indeed an Arabic/Turkish name:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasmin_%28given_name%29
heh well meme'd. Upkekked!
>>73085752
But veils aren't actually part of islam. it's just the fundamentalists :^)
>>73086309
I explained>>73085490
>>73084904
Kek.
>>73086316
0 content provider
step up nigga
