>BBC LETS YOU KNOW WHEN FAMOUS PEOPLE PUT PAPER IN A BOX
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36050790
>LABOUR HAS YET MORE PROBLEMS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/04/labour-plunged-into-fresh-race-row-as-london-mayoral-candidate-s/
>NEWSPAPER LASTS NINE WEEKS
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/trinity-mirrors-new-day-to-close-on-friday/
>EU ARMY IS A THING ONLY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT'S A THING YET
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/666516/Anti-Brussels-fury-Germany-secretly-plans-for-EU-army-Brexit
Also don't forget Question Time followed by Election coverage at 22:45 on BBC One.
first for UKIP
first for not-karen
>OFFICIAL ELECTION DAY THEME MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uKdSOesH0
Who's voted today lads?
How do you find out how list-votes went in Scotland anyway?
Do you have to wait until every regional seat comes in, then go "right here's how the list is then", or is there a longer waiting period?
Going to vote for the Polish prince, lads, he's the only one with a platform I agree with, the kike gets the second choice, UKIP for assembly
*****Friendly reminder to all Walesbros*****
For your regional ballot:
>vote UKIP
For your constituency ballot:
>if it's a Labour safe seat, vote UKIP to bump up vote share
>if it's a weak Labour seat, a Lib Dem seat or a Plaid seat, vote Conservative for a potential swing
>if it's a Conservative seat, vote Conservative to shut out Labour
For your Police and Crime Commissioner ballot:
>draw a penis
If you MUST vote for a leftist party (ie., if your name is Ahmed or you like cock up your bum) vote Lib Dem
There is NO excuse for voting Plaid
There is NO excuse for voting Labour
>asked my friend if he's voting for his miserable rainy rock to leave the EU
>he says he's not
What is wrong with your people, England?
![[Mezashite] Kiniro Mosaic - 11v2 [2A8473F4].mkv_snapshot_19.03_[2015.04.03_23.11.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5x4Jh2W.jpg "[Mezashite] Kiniro Mosaic - 11v2 [2A8473F4].mkv_snapshot_19.03_[2015.04.03_23.11.50].jpg")
>>73057525
Yep yep yep UKIP all the way
>>73057401
How dare you
It's too bloody warm lads, Autumn when?
>>73057543
They have to wait for all the constituency declarations first since the list votes use the D'Hondt method taking constituency seats into account already.
>>73057718
Noice.
Are any Londoners here voting tactically for Zac Kikesmith as their first choice, I'm thinking about doing that.
>>73057740
down a pint, you fucking pooftah
>>73057740
Iktf bro. I hope for summer all winter and then as soon as it comes I remember how much I hate the light and heat and wish it was winter again.
>>73057740
iktf matey
fat old women at my work were bitching last week that it was cold so the owner came in and put the heating back on
now i'm fucking roasting
>>73057807
Goldsmith will be second no doubt, so leaving him as second choice is fine.
>>73057330
Hoping for big GAINZ for UKIP & the Connie's today boyo's, bairns, blokes and bloody foreigners temporarily living on our wonderful isle.
>>73057609
If it's a Lab/Plaid marginal do me a favour and vote Plaid.
I feel sorry for them and wood a qt.
>>73057805
Why doesn't the SNP make "The SNP List Party" considering they already are gonna win all the constituencies?
Or why not tell people to vote scottish greens on their list?
>>73057807
NO Don't do that. Vote UKIP first then goldsmith second.
The reason for this is that the one that will actually count is the second round because that will be a head to head between goldsmith and khan imo.
I went UKIP first, Conservative second - to stop Khan. Then voted UKIP in assembly.
Fuck me lads I may pop down the pub and sit outside with a pint after I vote this weather is spanking.
>>73057967
Oh right, gotcha'. Thanks, I'll remember to do that/
>>73057937
>Why doesn't the SNP make "The SNP List Party"
The electoral commission would stop that.
And no party tells people to vote for other parties. Winning all the constituencies is still 60% of the seats anyway, so they're fine.
>>73058035
Good man. Hopefully Goldsmith has a chance and that shy Tory vote comes out from the suburbs, Richmond, Westminster and Chelsea.
>>73057937
Labour wanted to do it in 2007 and were told to go fuck themselves.
Voted conservatives in Scotland over ukip in Scotland.
I wanted to but the Scottish independence referendum is too important to ignore and only the conservatives can stand up to those snp cunts.
Maybe if the ukip in Scotland weren't such a mess I'd have considered otherwise
>>73057935
>i feel sorry for them
fucking don't they're cunts
>>73057937
>Or why not tell people to vote scottish greens on their list?
Oh, and on this;
1. policy does not align directly
2. Greens aren't guaranteed a shoe-in [indeed the "tactical voting" campaigns for greens/RISE might actually fuck up the SNP's chances of getting a majority by subtracting just enough votes to give a seat to a labour/tory candidate instead of the SNP one. Sometimes SNP/10 > Green/1]
>>73057740
I rolled my sleeves up in the office today. Second time this year!
>>73058208
I just want Goldsmith to win for the pure salt that will overflow from the Labour cucks, they're pretty much certain he is going to win (He probably is) but it'd be a good laugh. Like 2015 GE all over again.
>>73058289
So are Labour.
But Carwyn Jones isn't exactly my taste.
>>73057740
kek. First day of summer and fuck this noise. Bless us winterchan.
Why do today's elections matter? what is this vote shit even about?
>>73057330
>>73058180
On that day the true BEADY age will begin!
rivers of aryan blood will flow in the streets of Berlin once more.
>>73057935
>Current year
>Voting Plaid Cuckme
>>73058445
Major of London, council and Scottish Parliament elections
>>73058517
fuck forgot pic
>>73058397
True, but a Labour/Plaid coalition is almost inevitable so taking votes from Labour and giving them to Plaid does fucking nothing, you're still left with Carwyn Jones crashing the Senedd with no survivors while Leanne Jones and her merry band of hippies make daisy chains and then complain that the daisies are too white
>>73058538
I'm not Welsh.
Surely while Plaid and Labour are both terrible, throwing a monkey in a red rosette out and replacing them with someone is worth it?
Like the SNP: bastards, but watching Labour people who expected a job for a life going out on their arse was delicious.
>>73058445
Local elections in a number of parts of England.
Mayors of London, Liverpool, Salford and Bristol
Police and Crime commissioners in England and Wales
Welsh Assembly
Northern Ireland Assembly
Scottish parliament
>>73058646
>Leanne Jones
Leanne Wood, fuck I was up too late last night
Why is Ruth so great? If only she wasn't pro-EU.
>>73058517
>>73058576
fuck off ya daft turk noodle
Just done my bit lads.
UKIP as my 1st and 2nd choice. Other mugs don't deserve my 2nd choice.
>>73057740
>above 18 degrees
sweating my bollocks off
>>73058930
She's honestly pretty shit.
The recent improvements in conservative fortunes have come almost entirely from Labour imploding, not from her being an amazing leader.
Just voted for UKIP, constituency and regional list
Am I /pol/ approved?
>>73059025
Disgusting
>>73059278
>needing /pol/s approval
no
>>73057740
>bought a fan last year
>didn't regret it one bit.
I wouldn't have been able to survive that 35 C day otherwise. Also got a bug net for my window now and it works great.
>>73059025
>>73057330
in London the choice is beetween a muslim and a jew, in both case
C U C K E D
tfw my county is only electing a police commissioner and Commissioner Gordon isn't even running
>>73059438
My favourite
>Vote Labour? I'm gay, not stupid
>>73059472
same here. Voted UKIP either way. Always wanna help my UKIP niggas out
>>73059438
>Vote Labour? I'm gay, not stupid!
Got a chuckle out of me.
Although if there's a gay tendency to vote UKIP in any numbers, it makes the lefty-"fascist" jokes a lot easier to write.
>>73059438
>farage in the streets freak in the sheets
o i am laffin
>>73059438
>>73059544
>>73059607
In France the FN has a higher percentage of support among gays than straight people.
Geert Wilders is also pro-gay marriage. The left and right have switched positions.
>>73059607
They tried to ban them from London pride :^)
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/jun/05/ukip-banned-from-gay-pride-march-after-partys-inclusion-stokes-anger
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/pride-bans-ukip-the-gay-community-is-now-as-ignorant-as-the-people-it-once-opposed-10326661.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/nigel-farage-says-it-is-prejudiced-that-ukip-is-banned-from-pride-in-london-parade-10320720.html
>How the world has flipped on its axis when right-wingers are asking to march in gay pride and gay activists are banning them because they dislike their worldview.
>You can imagine the conversations as the group met, shifting the pile of cut-out Polly Toynbee columns to make space for note-taking. “I don’t oppose them exisiting, I just think it should be behind closed doors, you know?”
>“But what if the children see two Ukippers kissing? What if it makes them that way?”
>Irony is, it would seem, dead on its arse.
>>73059847
Gays are beginning to realise that Islam poses a credible existential threat to them. They'll flock to anti-immigration parties in greater and greater numbers in the next few years. Not being beheaded by Ahmed and Co. ranks higher on their list of priorities than their leftist ideals
>>73059607
There are so many gays in the Conservative Party here in Canada that it doesn't surprise me that there are a lot of gays in right wing groups back in the UK.
>>73059847
>>73060019
There's a big split between gay people who can see the muzzies for what they want and vote right and the SJW nutcases. Unfortunately the SJWs are in charge of all the so-called LGBT organisations and claim to represent us.
Maybe with the NUS saying gay men don't deserve representation because we're privileged (yes this really happened) more of them will wake the fuck up.
I mean the NUS tried to no platform Peter fucking Tatchell recently, because he defending some anti-trans feminist's right to speak at a university.
>>73058258
same here fellow celtcuck
The fact that there wasn't even a UKIP constituent shows how fragmented the party is up here. If Coburn wasn't such a fruitloop he might've gotten their shit together.
Ruth "scourging the sturgeon" Davidson has my vote.
![car-667345[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/smczb0i.jpg "car-667345[1].jpg")
Motorcyclist dies in terrifying shoot-out between 'British people smugglers' on motorway
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/667345/shoot-out-people-smugglers-British-car-Belgium-Dunkirk
>A MOTORCYCLIST has died and two suspected people smugglers in a drug-laden car registered in Britain were seriously wounded in a shoot-out on a packed Belgian motorway.
>French police identified the 4 as "Iraqi"
>>73058980
Same. This is why the future belongs to heat-resistant PoC ;^(
>>73060640
Average nigger. They have the most retarted ideas. I mean look at South Africa or Zimbabwe
>>73058371
It'd be glorious winning London's meant to be the only place they actually win today, they loose that as well, and I'm gonna spend the next 2 days on Guardian online laughing.
>>73057609
Voted UKIP for both Welsh Assembly seats. There was no UKIP candidate for the PCC so I gave my first choice to the independent candidate and left my second choice blank.
More from the religion of tolerance, peace and british values today
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3574263/Women-not-allowed-travel-48-miles-without-male-chaperone-says-British-Muslim-group.html
>15m walk to polling station
>only get to vote for PCC
>already 100% guaranteed Labour win
Should I go lads?
>>73061101
Unless 15m means 15 miles, not metres, then yes; you should go. There were only PCC elections in my area and I still turned out to vote for the UKIP candidate. Every vote is precious.
>>73060843
You might actually finish one of them off, one of them surely has to be on the edge of suicide.
>>73061101
Especially if you're in Kent, its incredibly close between Cuckservatives and UKIP.
They lost my vote. Went down to the polling station and "nope, not on the list"
Then again, everyone else there wasn't on the list either.
>>73061503
Barnet? Go back, they fucked up
>>73061503
There's been a lot of that in London apparently
It'll be interesting to see how the polling stations with 'lost' voters line up on a map with polling stations serving predominantly white areas :^)
If Khan gets in it's all over. He's an open Islamist with multiple ties to extremists.
>>73060949
Cardiff Central? Exactly what I did too.
>>73061786
In what way does that not reflect London? If he gets in its democracy in action.
>>73061834
Also Cardiff Central here. I might actually vote Labour to stop the Lib Dem candidate winning.
>Stop the building of 45,000 houses around Lisvane because of muh Cyncoed/Penylan traffic.
>>73061834
Bridgend. I can't wait to tell everyone at uni who think UKIP are Nazis that I voted and they forgot.
>>73060585
Quintessentially British.
Reminder to vote for are Corb
I gave both of my votes to the SNP. Fucking come at me.
>>73062610
batty boy
>>73061786
Except he's the complete opposite. He's a social democrat who has openly and repeatedly criticised Shariah law. He voted for same sex marriage and received death threats from multiple fundementalist organisations for it. Fundies fucking hate him because he's the wave of moderate British Muslim who grew up in London and are the prime opposition to radical islam while white people stand back and ignore it for fear of people calling them racists. David Cameron is a better ally of radical Islam than Sadiq Khan.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279703/Death-threats-UKs-Muslim-MP-voted-gay-marriage.html
>>73062604
"fuck the kikes" - jeremy corbyn
>>73062610
Scottish Nationalists must be the most cucked pieces of shooting up scum I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing.
How depressing must it be that you finally get a ''''''''''''''''Nationalist''''''''''''''''' party in your country and they're so cucked they want to replace the native population. And somehow most Scots buy into it.
It's actually sad.
>>73062799
So why has he been seen walking with known extremists in Tower Hamlets? Why does he have family ties to extremists? Why did he just a couple of days ago call moderate muslims 'Uncle Toms,' straight from his own mouth direct quote. I don't have cups of tea with Anjem Choudary when I'm trying to defeat le radical islam x3
go back to facebook.
>>73062610
>living in Scutland
>Voting for communists who want refugees.
Why Pham?
>>73062799
>http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon
I can't wait for his progressive policies to be put in palce.
>>73057609
>tfw entire family votes Plaid Cymru
>i'm the only one who's voting UKIP
Not falling for the fake nationalist party
Just ordered a MAGA hat lads
Going to alternate it with my Vote Leave hat
>>73063165
>MAGA
They should lock you in the tower of London for that.
>>73063237
America is going to be made great again whilst we elect "No whites on the subway" Sadiq Khan.
Labour appreciates your vote anon :^)
>>73057330
>LABOUR HAS YET MORE PROBLEMS
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/04/labour-plunged-into-fresh-race-row-as-london-mayoral-candidate-s/
>him describing moderate Muslims of being "Uncle Toms".
So, as an expert on Uncle Tom, I can only conclude this guy was calling non-Allahua Ackbar KABOOM's sellout pussies. And this is going to be the mayor in one of the world's premier terror targets?
>>73063428
All according to plan
>>73062049
Cardiff Central does really put you between a rock and a hard place. These days I don't know of those parties is worse.
>>73062424
I went out for dinner with people from uni after the 2015 general election. Being uni students, the conversation naturally turned to how Farage was a literally hitler and UKIP winning anything would be the end of the world. Got into a pretty heated argument after I defended Farage (though I voted Conservative) by saying that the media had given him nothing but bad press.
After I told them to think for themselves they could pretty much just give me the humanitarian argument about muh refugees and how everybody should be able to come here for a better life. I remember asking one of them about how we'd be able to cope with such high levels of immigration given the teaching and housing crises - they literally said we should tax the rich and the bankers more in order to build more houses and schools.
>>73062610
Here's your (you)
>>73063237
Go ahead and vote for Sadiq 'One Dead White For Every Shiite' Khan then anon, maybe he'll grant your wish
Meanwhile I'll be over here in peaceful, mudshit-free rural Wales voting for UKIP and enjoying a chicken and bacon sandwich from my local non-halal deli :^)
>""""race"""" row
>>73063428
What was the quote in context?
Can't watch vids at work with sound
Pls X
>>73063237
>TFW Welsh
>TFW have MAGA hat
>TFW bought red one so it is noticable and will trigger the most people
This is my pupper trying it out.
>>73063025
Feels bad man.
I feel like I must have gone insane because no one else can see past the obvious lies and agenda of the 'Sharia now party' other than the mysterious boxes of text on this Mongolian cartoon image board
>>73063793
>>73063165
Where did you guys order them from?
>>73063662
What sort of mongoloid thinks that living on a small island nation is compatible with mass immigration?
I bet they're environmentalists too, paradoxically.
>>73063791
>Sadiq Khan was accused of being unfit to become London's next mayor after footage emerged of him describing moderate Muslims of being "Uncle Toms".
>During a discussion about Muslim voters, Mr Khan said: "You can't just pick and choose who you speak to. You can't just talk to Uncle Toms."
>>73063662
One of the students at my university said that Farage shouldn't be trusted because he worked in banking. When I pointed out that Farage spoke in favour of what Iceland did when they didn't bail the banks out they just said that Iceland is much smaller than the UK and so we should have bailed the banks out seconds later.
>>73063913
I got a counterfeit one hat looks identical to the real one on eBay.
>>73063962
Farage didn't even work in banking either. Everyone seems to think he was a stockbroker too.
> gett ballot paper
> 4 labour pakis and one white conservative woman to choose from
> mfw forcing myself to vote for a woman
>>73063911
Thats why I try and differentiate between calling out all Scots and Scotnats. because I do know there are some pretty based Scots out there who know the SNP is just fucking awful
>>73063913
Got a shitty $8 ripoff from ebay, it was shipped from America but probably made in China.
Pupper #2 with my hat too
>>73063044
He used it in the context of trying to canvas people who already agree with you. Shitty choice of words, but he was saying you have to confront those who oppose you i.e. Radical Muslims.
As to Anjem Choudary, he has been openly critical of him, dismissing his brand of Islam, and trying to restrain access to his preaching
http://www.sadiqkhan.org.uk/let_s_not_let_the_killers_speak_for_islam
>>73063913
https://www.amazon.co.uk/MAKE-AMERICA-GREAT-AGAIN-EMBROIDERED/dp/B014Q1JN0Q/
Bit on the expensive side and they're imported from the US so there's P&P too but it looks like the official one
>>73064119
>inb4 the Conservative one just has an Anglicised name and is a paki as well.
>>73063165
hats promote premature baldness matey
>>73064072
He was a commodity broker and he worked at his father's stock brokering firm.
>>73064244
Her name was Leanne or something, I doubt it
>>73064321
nah
>>73064072
He did work in investment firms but there's a huge difference between investment firms and central banking.
Bob Spink for Police Crime Commissioner.
I know this guy.
going to give both my votes to theSNP after work
>>73064321
>he's so scared of going bald he won't wear a hat
jej
besides as long as you don't wear them too often or too tight it's fine
also my grandfathers both lived into their early 80s and neither went bald so i think i'll be fine thanks
>>73064607
You'd achieve your goal quicker if you simply moved to Iraq.
>>73060503
maybe next time if we do well in the Highlands
>>73064628
alright calm down it was just a joke
>>73059347
Ordered a couple of fans this morning, one for the front room and one for me bedroom. Last year was hell trying to sleep in that heat.
>>73064353
Commodity broker != stock broker.
I can't find any source about him working for his father's firm? That would be an interesting read given that his father was an alcoholic who walked out on the family when Nigel was 5 years old.
>>73064607
>after work
Junkies work? That's new to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT5IJ1tgmbg
The cuck speaks
>>73064985
thread's dying mate, thought i'd be inflammatory to provoke an argument. might keep us bumped
>>73064353
>>73065019
He was a fucking metals trader, that's all.
So yeah, commodity trader, whatever. It's not a stock broker or a banker. Fuck me.
>>73062610
If you're not a troll, kill yourself. Please.
>>73065273
If he's Scottish, he most likely isn't trolling.
>>73065019
I wasn't saying he WAS a stock broker, I meant that ambiguity is where the (somtimes deliberate) misrepresentation is from.
>>73063793
based anon
>>73065432
R A R E
hope you didn't forget to pack a wife anon
>>73065024
Keked
>>73065306
Cultural Marxism in full flow
Scotland used to pretty conservative until the 1970s, deeply religious and strongly unionist.
I also love how the SNP goons want to be independent from the UK, which has served them well for 300 years, but are happy to surrender power to the EU.
>>73065306
That image always makes me sad.
>>73064998
>tfw had a fan for years. have it on at night full blast all year round. can't sleep with silence
>>73063793
Do people know what it means? Everyone I know would just be confused about wearing the slogan in England.
>>73065543
>having a wife
Yikes, no thank you.
>Voting station across the road
>Live in formerly safe labour seat
>SNP since 2011
>UKIP isn't fronting a candidate
>SNP polling at 41%, Labour at 28%, Cons at 14%
Should I even bother getting dressed? Lee Lyons is my tory around here.
>>73065654
Shouldn't you be working hard with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day?
>>73065306
Hebridean here, been seeing UKIP and Brexit posters all over the place. The SNP's lead here is beginning to crumble apparently, our MSP is a fag who takes our seat for granted.
>>73065612
Scottish nationalism >literally only exists because of Braveheart
It was a retarded niche hobby for nutters until then (much as Welsh nationalism is now). The Scottish independence movement was unironically started by Mel Gibson in a kilt.
>>73065361
Apologies, I misinterpreted what you said. I don't think it should really matter what job somebody has before they go into politics; the point is that some people are very likely to believe the first thing that they hear or read, be it educational/work background, policy or any other thing they can use against a candidate.
I remember before the 2015 election it was claimed by several politicians (I think Nick Clegg was one of them) that UKIP wanted to privatise the NHS. Whatever your thoughts are on the matter, a quick read of the UKIP manifesto showed they were promising the complete opposite and that it was an outright lie - but several people since have made similar arguments, mainly out of ignorance.
>>73065778
I saw the Nichola Van on Sunday. A GMC van of some kind, kitted out with huge loudspeakers driving around Ayrshire shouting "VOTE TO RE ELECT FIRST MINISTER NICHOLA STURGEON"
I thought for a brief wonderful moment I had been transported to America, before I heard the loudspeaker
Just had to vote UKIP and Britain First in a completely empty polling station staffed exclusively by Indians and hippies
>>73065958
I feel your votes going to get mysteriously misplaced when its time to start counting.
>>73065752
That extra vote might make his day lad
>>73057330
What's with this news paper closing, and what does it have to do with your elections?
>>73065868
That fucking lie about the NHS convinced three of my mates (all NHS employees) to switch from UKIP to Labour at the last minute. By the time I set them straight they'd already voted.
>>73061470
>Tfw in Kent
>Tfw there's no voting going on in my constituency
I feel cheated.
>>73065958
inb4 they tear up all the votes not for greens or labour
>>73057401
DELETE THIS
>>73059438
>Farage on the streets freek in the sheets
that's pretty good
>>73066108
I'll find some trousers and go vote post haste
>>73066099
The booths were wide open and right in front of one of the desks and we aren't supposed to fold the paper this time, so it's definitely possible that they saw my votes. The political climate is so fucked up that I felt like a criminal in there performing my democratic duty. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
Voted UKIP, lads.
Hope I did th'right thing.
>>73066134
Seriously though, do the actual desk staffers count the votes? Their only qualification seems to be some free time and a strong partisan motive
>>73058142
>no party tells people to vote for other parties
The FN would like to have a word with you...
>>73066113
>newspapers dropping like flies left right and centre
>old media barons manage to do enough mental gymnastics to convince themselves that it's because people are sick of the same old newspapers and want a new one, rather than that people just don't give a fuck about printed news any more
>new paper launches to massive fanfare
>it's just another metropolitan liberal shitrag, speculation abound that it may have been partially funded by the EU because of its perpetual chubby for 'remain'
>sales tank after a week
>paper dies after 2 months
It doesn't have anything to do with the elections it's just hilarious
>>73066113
shit paper which was not stocked next to other newspapers. i saw it next to a horse betting magazine, kek.
>>73066276
Were not allowed to fold the ballot paper anymore? For what purpose?
>>73066407
Mines in a school hall, staffed by delightful old dears drinking tea... Feeling pretty happy about that right now desu.
Remember :3
Just got back from voting lads
The only erection in my area was PCC, the candidates were LibLabCon and an Independent
The independent was the only one who actually served in the police force, the others were party hacks straight out of Westminster
pretty sad I couldn't vote for ugip desu
>be me
>going to polling station to vote UKIP
>"alright this should take no time"
>walk up to polling station
>Tory candidate is outside polling station talking to voters.
>I catch his eye and he forces himself upon me
>mfw had to talk to this guy for 5 minutes straight because I'd feel bad telling him i'm not voting for him
>>73066711
I'm okay with that furfag if it votes for UKIP tbqh.
>>73066726
>The only erection
>It's a George Bell episode
>>73066276
>>73066618
I was specifically told to fold my ballot papers after I'd filled them out so I'm not sure why you weren't supposed to fold yours?
>>73066746
We get loads of Labour canvassers round ours as its a marginal seat. I just tell them I already voted by postal vote.
>>73066782
From description:
>Choosing not to vote is not making a valiant attempt to subvert parliament. You are actively letting extreme parties like UKIP get in. Do you know why? People with extreme views will vote because they feel passionate about their vote. If you don't vote, you are allowing their vote to go unchallenged.
>JUST OVER 60% OF THE UK POPULATION VOTED IN THE LAST ELECTION. A shameful turnout.
Which channel should I watch the Scottish results on?
>>73066882
BBC if you want honest reporting
STV if you want nat propaganda.
>not at my home town so I can't vote
Whatever desu Tory safe seat no matter what
Altho I think lelbour will do well today simply due to it being early in the main Tory term and thus the unpopular stuff its happening now, dont think if Labour do welll today they will win 2020
>>73066882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u067hMybdwk
![sbc_ramshill_stuart_abbott[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fOrPVpn.jpg "sbc_ramshill_stuart_abbott[1].jpg")
>>73066259
This is the chap I voted for last May, met him whilst walking the dog and he shook my hand and complained about the green student voters
>>73066859
Tch.
I bet even /trash/ hates these guys.
>>73066746
>not just telling him you're in a rush
mate you're wasting his time just as much as he's wasting yours, don't feel bad about saying no
>>73066848
>not just telling them you'd never vote Labour to their faces
Labour canvassers are always pussies you have literally nothing to lose
>>73066746
>>>/r9k/
you have to go back
Just voted in the Peoples Republic of Oldhamistan. Felt pretty fucking pointless desu
>Japan threatening us that if we leave the EU they're gonna make it harder to trade with them too.
Why do these foreign politicians not understand half the reason the brexit movement is happening is because we hate cunts from other countries telling us what to do.
>>73067186
Shinzo Abe is an ugly derp face that has a micro penis, like most of his country"men".
Also Japan has nothing we need when we have juicy deals with China already.
Fuck them.
>>73067118
Thanks for the (You).
>>73067186
It's all hot air mate, same with the yanks and the aussies
Coming out publicly as remain is a good way to curry favour with the EU and if we leave they're perfectly free to go back on their word and keep trading with us anyway
>>73065752
Vote UKIP or Tory in the list vote
>>73066980
The only politician I've met has been this paki when he came to speak at my school many years ago. His entire speech lasted all of 5 minutes and basically consisted of "the tories caused all the problems, vote labour to fix it!", which was received to the roaring applause of 3rd years
Whatever is wrong with Scotland, it'll take a genocide to fix
Just gone and voted for UKIP and Conservative. I feel like I should have gone Conservative and Conservative though.
>>73066848
>I was specifically told to fold my ballot papers after I'd filled them out so I'm not sure why you weren't supposed to fold yours?
The slot in the ballot box was A4 size and the instructions said to insert the ballots unfolded and face down. My thought was that maybe it's easier to count them electronically that way?
But then I'm pretty sure I had to fold my ballot in the general election last year in the same polling station
>>73066407
No they don't, the ballot boxes are taken to a central location to be counted normally by local council workers.
It's why in the general you'll see all of say Middlesborough's seats announced in the same hall, their council has rented some sports hall to do the count.
>>73057330
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73067648
Wrong thread Shillbot
Reminder the Ruth Davidson and most of the Scottish Conservative candidates support the Remain campaign
>>73067820
I would vote for Satan to get SNP out of office
>be scottish
>vote for the UK to remain in the EU
>vote for Scottish independence
>vote for Scotland to leave the EU
How do we stop them?
>>73067578
>My thought was that maybe it's easier to count them electronically that way?
They are counted by hand. It might just be that the local council wants ballots unfolded to speed up the count. I know Sunderland like their ballots folded in a particular way so they can win their little autistic race to declare first on election day. Or it might just be a polling clerk who knows fuck all.
>>73067507
His father used to be a British MP then fucked off to become the governor of some province in Pakistan
Truly a well-integrated quintessentially British Muslim
>>73057740
Fuck you. I want may two and a half days of summer first.
>>73067820
>https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/728191726087749632
hello darkness my old friend.
>>73062610
>scottish national party
>wants to be in eu
pick one
>>73067648
>Council voted for UKIP
>London voted for UKIP, then Tory 2nd
We know it's Yid v Mud here - But i like to get the percent up
>>73057330
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt at smearing her campaign.
>>73064671
Kek
When do we get the results? Tomorrow morning?
I'm quite optimistic of a big UKIP showing, nationally.
>>73065543
Coming around here bragging how he knows how the niggers feel cold and the slums have so much soul.
>>73068209
Wrong thread mate
>>73068661
Read the OP image
>>73065543
>>73065757
>>73068754
>mfw
>>73068442
Is this a new meme?
>>73067507
my parents go on and on about Thatcher and even celebrated her death
>>73068268
>Fuck Tory Westminster for ruining Scotland
>EU are liberal so its ok
>>73068268
>scottish national party
>wants to replace its native population with third worlders
>>73057684
Same reason as why Hillary is still likely to win the presidency - leftist cancer has us all in its grips. But we're doing our best to fight it and pushing it bloody close, don't you worry.
>>73057330
Oh fug ive not voted for based Ruth yet when do the votes close?
>>73069882
Probably 10pm
>>73069169
Even though he's outrageously cucked, I actually like Jello, Dead Kennedys & the Guantanamo School of Medicine.
Is this wrong?
>>73058142
The greens sent me a leaflet telling me to vote labour
>>73069930
Sound ill probably be the only cunt voting on this Island
>tfw get to cast 6 votes for UKIP candidates
Shame it's a shitty labour safe seat and they won't mean much desu
>>73066618
LONDON?
>>73070209
if you haven't heard it, check out pic related
voted everything ukip lads.
if it doesn't make a difference, i will recognize that brit/pol/ is a niche of angry WHITE MALES who will never make a difference.
then i'll go full conservative thereafter.
>voting UKIP
>not voting for Zac Goldsmith to ensure bloody Khan doesn't get in
This is serious poll, we could have a leftist Muslim in office.
>>73070749
>Not knowing how AV works
UKIP 1st, then Zac 2nd
Anyone else have penis inspection at the polling station? Thought they stopped doing it after 18 but apparently they just do it there instead.
>>73070749
Why aren't you voting tactically, goy?
Don't vote for the party you like, just vote to keep who you like the least out!
>>73070749
ukip 1st, conservative 2nd is the objectively the best possible way to vote
>>73071054
yea, too bad i'm Jewish, they didn't let me vote against Labour
Just unironically voted for the Tories
>No Daily Politics tomorrow
>No This Week tonight
I just want based Brillo to give me the low-down, not some literallywho cunt who repeats the same things endlessly
>>73071788
He's bound to be on the bbc's coverage
Glasgowfag here, voted Conservative on the constituency and UKIP on the regional.
Will be interesting to see what happens.
>>73071871
If UKIP get a few list seats how big will the leftist chimpout be?
>>73071857
Nah, he said he won't be on until Sunday
JoCo is on the overnight coverage though
>>73072044
Do we have the dimblebot too?
>>73071955
Pretty substantial, although I think the urchins here hate the Torys more.
They genuinely think UKIP are racist extremists, basically an offshoot of the BNP. The torys are considered far right and evil here.
Can't wait to leave.
>>73072086
Most likely
Then again i haven't seen him around since the GE
>>73070701
I'll d/l this when I get back from work.
How you like Steve Albini's stuff - I think he's red pilled as fuck.
Remember lads, don't let an insignificant little thing like not speaking English stop you from voting Labour.
>be Glaswegian
>gave both votes to the conservatives
>don't want to tell my friends because most vote SNP but they'll no doubt ask who I voted
>>73057330
>Voting in Rotherham
>Last elections there was only really UKIP, Labour and Tory
>Now we have 2 UKIP candidates, 1 English Democrat and a BNP candidate for potential councillors
>Choose your top 3
>Mfw spoilt for choice
>Also voting for South Yorkshire Police Commisioner
>UKIP and English democrat allied candidates available
>Choose the best 2
Shame there's too many shit skins and folk brain damaged from the coal fumes voting labour
Strangford
Armstrong, Kellie (Alliance)
Bell, Jonathan (DUP) (i)
Boyle, Joe (SDLP)
Cooper, Stephen (TUV)
Crosby, Stephen (UKIP)
Grainger, Georgia (Green Party)
Hamilton, Simon (DUP) (i)
Harvey, Harry (DUP)
Kennedy, Dermot (SF)
McCartney, Rab (Ind)
McIlveen, Michelle (DUP) (i)
McKendry, Bill (Conservatives)
Menagh, Jimmy (Ind)
Nesbitt, Mike (UUP) (i)
Smith, Philip (UUP)
who do i vote for lads????
>>73072314
Be loud and proud mate, worst thing they can do is kill you and put you in a kebab
>>73067507
Had a similar experience when the local candidates came to my primary school. Everybody was talking about how the lib dems and the greens were the best parties and how they were going to win the general election.
>>73057330
praying for all conservative/UKIP polacks in London, bless you
rigged.
>>73072658
Thanks m8
Good Luck with TRUMP
>>73072739
They've been told to come back and vote, somehow they had the wrong lists
>>73072453
UKIP UKIP ED mate, the BNP ship has sailed
>>73072528
UKIP
voted OUR KEN for first choice
THE TRONALD for second choice
both write-ins
>>73072453
Pretty good.
I'm in Southampton and there was lib/lab/con and fucking TUSC for the council seat.
Luckily there was UKIP and a couple of Independents for the Police and Crime Commissioner
>>73072528
I'd go DUP first then either UKIP or UUP depending on how much of a chance UKIP have - I'm guessing this is for NI assembly
