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What do we do about the beard and undercut epidemic?
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What do we do about the beard and undercut epidemic?
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>>73030938
Mind our own business.
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>>73030978
Legit advice.

Shit looks dumb as fuck though.
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What's wrong with them? The guy on the pic looks fantastic
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>>73030938
wait for it to go away
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I have an undercut but no beard.
I have an amazing jaw line, why would I want to hide that with a beard?
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>>73030938
Their wives sons will look at pictures of them now in the future and cringe, like every subsequent generation does at their parents hair when they were young
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>>73030938
Can I just wear an undercut without a beard without being associated with liberal faggots? My hair is stupidly long right now because I've just been too late lazy to call in for a haircut appointment and I would like to capitalize on this opportunity without being associated with faggots.

I live in a super conservative state so I doubt anyone would do that, but what do I tell my haircut lady to produce this, and do I actually need to use product in my hair to make it happen?
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>>73031074
It's a poor mixture for me. You have the extremely gay haircut, then a manly hetero beard. Either be gay or don't. It's confusing and upsetting.
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>>73031074
If the beard was darker, maybe. Ginger beards are terrible.
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>>73030938
>implying it's a problem
Stop having such shit taste. I bet you have a bowl cut, cunt.
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>>73030938
Mad you can't pull it off?
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>>73031239

>Tfw strong jaw line and undercut
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>>73032796
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>>73030938
I'm not sure but this is not even a vague closeness to any sort of political thread so fuck off.
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Hair where it shouldn't be and not where it should be
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>>73030978
T.libertardian.
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>>73031239
>haircut lady

It's okay anon we were all 12 once.
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>>73033320

Undercut with a clean shave is godly!
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Would it look good without the beard but with the mustache?
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Real men have side burns though tbqh

>except jewcurls of course
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>>73031239

Go in and ask for an under cut.

Then buy yourself some sculpting paste.
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>>73033777

>Trip 7's

Should I go buy a lottery ticket right now?
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Leave The west coast and come to based midwest
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>>73033635
Not the same anon but all the "Barbers" where i live are all vietgooks and female with the occasional old gook who probably shot some G.I.'s back in nam.
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>>73033866
>Dubs

Should I go buy 2 lottery tickets right now?
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>>73033777

Nice digits!!

Here is one example.
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Beards will forever be manly but man leftists really fucked up undercuts. I wouldn't be caught dead with one now
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I'm actually considering just going full hitler cut complete with the signature mustache simply because the hipster scum are too afraid of adopting that look.
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>>73033866
and dubs wew
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Another example.
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>>73033957
>that mustache
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>>73033427

What are we talking about here? Indian chicks?
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>>73033957
Bobby Hill all growed up.
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>Tfw you will never live in the 30's or 40's
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>>73033635
My town is a small population with traditional values. Fuck off, faggot.

>>73033812
Is sculpting past the same as pomade? I have some from a previous retarded attempt.
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>>73033635
You're a fucking retard
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>>73034356

>Sculpting paste

In general hair pastes are a bit thicker in consistency than pomades, and their consistency and texture can range from something like a thick toothpaste to tacky glue. A hair paste usually gives your hair a medium to very firm hold, and can leave your hair with a natural matte finish or add a touch of shine.
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>>73030938
Bear + undercut is retarded and marks you as having no personality

Under cut is okay, provided it isn't some meme 0 fade or general meme cut.
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>>73034356

Here is the source.

misterpompadour.com/blogs/hair/17216789-paste-pomade-and-clay-whats-the-difference
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>>73034653
>some meme 0 fade or general meme cut.

I dont get what you are trying to say lad.
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>>73031377
>t. Repressed Homo
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>>73031377
There's this weird delusion pussies have that a beard will offset their pussiness, but a single masculine trait surrounded by abject faggotry still makes a faggot. Not to mention they're all idiots who don't understand that beard maintenance includes washing regularly, so they're basically wearing the inside of a toilet bowl on their faces all the time.
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>>73034775
basically where the sides are shared bald
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>>73034650
Well fuck apparently I messed up the pomade because mine felt like a gel by the time I was done. I just wanted something that would hold its form but still feel natural to the touch.

My hair might have been a bit long for that shit I guess.

I'll be sure to get a shorter cut next time.
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>>73032796
>>73031239
Can Austrians join in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyRPH0cfMeg
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>>73031239
>>73032796
>>73033320
>>73033739
anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that what once used to be a staple for nazis is now just a trend, sported largely by fashionable homosexuals that would not be alive under the regime that spawned the trend.
>on one hand nazis would totally flip if they saw how their aesthetic was appropriated
>on the other, joke is on gay boys, who are carrying on an equivalent of black people walking around in kkk hoods
poetic humour all around
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>>73033635
>Not having a young female cut your hair so you can get her tits in your face

B E T A
E
T
A
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>>73030938
This is what I think anon.
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For a board that apparently hates gays you sure spend a lot of time posting pictures of handsome men.
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>>73030938
>What do we do about the beard and undercut epidemic?

Start a new trend.
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>>73030938
>faggy tattoos
>girly pose
>hipster tier beard
how's this supposed to be manly again?
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nothing
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>>73034969
>Not washing
Jesus christ this is the worst meme
it's already bad that women tell me it's weird I shower every day, but men? Holy shit
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>>73035877
>Gavin
M8 have you see how large his fucking arsehole is?
He's not the saint you think he is
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>>73035107

The paste isn't greasy either.

I find it a lot better.
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>>73030938

Undercut is timeless and dapper.

Now the "man-bun" style literally says you're a twat without speaking a word.
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>>73035422
>anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that what once used to be a staple for nazis is now just a trend, sported largely by fashionable homosexuals that would not be alive under the regime that spawned the trend.

Nice dubs.


Oh the irony is so sweet.
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>>73035986

Besides his gapping hole, he does wear it pretty damn well.
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>>73031074
Dude, everybody here is walking around with this look
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>>73035877
this loser proves OP's point
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>>73031239
>call in for a haircut appointment
>my haircut lady

just walk into an italian barber and wait your fucking turn you little bitch
men cut men hairstyles
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>>73035396


Of course brother.
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>>73030938
I got it and I like it desu
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>>73030938
Use it to identify people you dont want to associate with, or even talk to
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>>73031074
Faggot
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>>73036122
>>73035986
Wait... Gavin took it up the ass?
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>>73031212
Ding ding ding
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>>73030938

>Not having wild hair to go along with your beard.

It's like modern men are a bunch of faggots I swear.
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>>73033957
Young Pedo look
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>>73031239
>> a haircut appointment
>> faggot
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>>73036460

Yes, there is an image of a black dildo stuffed into his anal cavity.
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As someone who has worked his ass off in the forest in manual logging, stand clearing, and planting, I can't help but to cringe when I see these cucks wearing their logger cosplay fashion as if to desperately try to convince themselves that "I-I'm still a man on the inside". They'd probably kill themselves if they ever had to operate a chainsaw for more than 30 minutes a day, either by accident or because of the discomforts that come with the job.

Ironically I haven't met a single forest worker who actually looks like the cuck on the left.
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Every time I go to the barbers I ask very simply for a number 2 back and sides faded up, with a half inch taken off the top. Without fail I walk out with a fucking combover/undercut. Wouldn't be so bad if my head shape wasn't distorted due to me having to be vacuumed out of my mums vagina when she was giving birth to me. Still fucking hate combovers though.
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>>73036254
But I live in a 90% white area where the rest are mouthwash slurping Natives...

>>73036538
My town is ~13,000 people. Not all of us live in the ghetto around a bunch of niggers. Some of us need to make appointments at the decent places.
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>>73036718
I look like this... Stop calling me a cuck... I adopted my look to how women get their pussys wet.
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>>73036269
This should count too desu.
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>>73032796
>tfw forehead is too large to pull off this style
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>>73036737
>vacuumed out of my mums vagina when she was giving birth to me.

Kek lad at least you made it out.
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>>73036748
I've never made an appointment at my local barber shop. Same group of Italian guys have been running it for fuck-knows-how-long. I just walk in and if I have to wait 10 minutes I wait. Hell, they have old Maxims and Car & Driver mags in the corner.

And before you say I must look like shit, I work in B2B sales, where appearance counts for quite a bit. I'd never get a haircut that wasn't professional.
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>>73036748
define white americunt
find the closest old bloke who cuts hair and wait around, you'll get cuts like your grandfather did
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>>73036869

They call it the war cut as well.

>>73036896

Pic related has a pretty large forehead
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>>73036718
thanks for this post

>>73036813
>I change and tailor myself to what women think they want
>not a cuck
pick one
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Nothing wrong with an undereme anymore since all the trendy fags rock the memebun now.

Next up is the buzz meme as everyone attempts to emulate Justin Build Wall Bieber.
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>>73037141
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>73037141

Why is everybody's barber Italian?

They really are master hair cutters.
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>>73030938
I get an undercut at the cheapest barber shop in my area. It costs 10 dollars plus a 2 dollar tip and it's a good looking cut with barely any maintenance. I don't like what /pol/ has been becoming lately. /pol/ hates when white guys get decent looking haircuts? /pol/ hates frats now? /pol/ hates women now and not just feminists? /pol/ hates lifting now? When did this place become full of MGTOW tier beta faggots?
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Honestly?

If you can grow a beard do whatever the fuck you want with your hair. The REAL problem is most everyone who gets this style is a numale faggot.

If it was the official military cut, things would be waaay different.
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>>73036718
>HAVING A GIANT FUCKING BEARD IN AN ERA OF POWER TOOLS AND SUCH

ITS LITERALLY ASKING TO BE PULLED FACE FIRST INTO A FUCKING ACCIDENT


LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF KEKMAN VS SLICER AT MY DELI

>get new hire at deli where i work
>its some faggot cuck like in OP with a 12 inch beard and that stupid bieber cut
>gets told he should probably shave if he's working with food
.refuses and the boss allows him to keep it under condition that he keeps it wrapped up in a plastic facemask
>3 days into job, he's cleaning the slicer
>decides to be a fucking retard and turn it on while place the rag on top to 'spinclean it'
>leans in to check for meat chunks inside the blade apparatus
>beard goes fucking right into the catch
>entire deli is rent with an earsplitting scream as he's pulled into the slicer
>cheek and lower left jaw are smashed right up against the edge of the rotating edge
>ends up going to ER with a shredded cheek straight through to his jawbone


DO NOT HAVE FACIAL HAIR PAST 2 INCHES WHEN WORKING WITH POWER TOOLS HERE IS YOUR PSA
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>>73036737

find a barber that knows how to do fades. How long is your hair on the top? If it's a lot longer than the hair on your sides/back, it may be hard to end up with anything but an undercut.
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>>73037386
>implying we arent getting cointel'd daily by every alphabet agency you can imagine
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>>73031192

>tfw shit jawline and can't grow a beard

probs gonna kill myself
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>>73037315
Most that I know are Turks or Iraqis, it took me a while to find a British barber
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>>73035929
>there are women who don't shower every day
I can understand not shampooing their hair because muh highlights/straighteners/frizziness etc but not washing your body? Wtf
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>>73037141
But my place is all women and they actually take care to make their cuts count instead of mass producing shit cuts.

Again, we're a tiny town without Marios/Mohammeds to cut my hair. They actually take their time and I tip them well.

>>73037191
>define white americunt
Well the one I go to has red hair, blue eyes, and pale as fuck skin, but I guess the rest have anywhere from blonde hair to brown hair so I suppose you can make your judgements as you see fit.
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>>73037386

>. /pol/ hates when white guys get decent looking haircuts? /pol/ hates frats now? /pol/ hates women now and not just feminists? /pol/ hates lifting now?

Fuck em,

If you aren't striving to be the best then good riddance to them.
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>>73036040
underrated post
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>>73030938
>>>/fa/
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>>73037840
/fa/ hate undercuts and just tell everybody to dress like Kanye West
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>>73037443
it is you dumb nigger, except its called a high and tight. or better yet a high fade.
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>>73035877
>>73035986
>>73036122
>>73036460
Why are you surprised?
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>>73030938
Do nothing

Isn't it great how people are doing stuff to their apperance that project how they are as a person, it means you don't even have to get to know them before you judge them

Do nothing, beards will be viewed as mullets were when time goes on
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>>73037524
So you're saying we're giving them false information to fuck with em? I don't think we're that organized.
>>73037684
It's just such a 180. That women dislike thread would have never gotten so much support only a few months ago. It's like we're becoming a right wing tumblr.
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>>73037927
What the fuck happened to his dick?
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>>73031239
>letting a woman cut your hair

>still wants to call himself a man

It's a 'pick one' sorta thing bro.
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looks fucking great

y'all jellyfags
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>>73038088
scottish
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>>73038088
He's standing on his foreskin
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>>73037459
If you put your face that close to it you likely aren't smart enough to work with it
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>>73033957
This is what 99% of people with undercuts look like. It's like that fedora meme, "You think you look like this, but you actually look like a retard".
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>>73036718
>tfw when you do genuinely dangerous hard labour for 10-12 hours a day, often 6-7 days a week

At least I'm not cosplaying.
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>>73038076
>It's just such a 180. That women dislike thread would have never gotten so much support only a few months ago. It's like we're becoming a right wing tumblr.

I did not see that thread.

Sounds like edgy kids desu.
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>>73037494
About 2 inches long just now and I'm due for another haircut. Don't get me wrong I wear my hair up, I just don't put loads of gel/wax in it and plaster it to my head. Going to change barbers though.
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>>73036718
Im in the forest service and wear a beard, helps me feel for wind changes during fires.
Fuck flanel though
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>>73038318

>Tfw 6'2, 220
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>>73038076
Other way goober. They give US false info to waste out time and energy. And at the same time they will pose as us and escalate our opinions, and the weaker minded are swept in the tide, past the rubicon to the same anti-intellectualism they began with.
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>>73038141

>those tats
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>>73030938
You have to beat it by ignoring it

seriously
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>>73034777
Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you, your haircut, or your lifestyle choice.
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>>73038683
>Other way goober. They give US false info to waste out time and energy. And at the same time they will pose as us and escalate our opinions, and the weaker minded are swept in the tide, past the rubicon to the same anti-intellectualism they began with.

You can definitely see a rise in this.

Especially with Trump dominating.
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>>73038130
>going to a man who got a cosmetologist degree
Not trying to be a meanie bully brain, but what a fucking faggot.

>not going to someone with a cosmetologist degree
What's it like being poor and/or retarded? I'm genuinely curious.
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>>73037459
this makes me so happy
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tfw when you're attractive enough to pull off this look and you're a bi-sexual pro muay thai fighter

feels good senpaitachi
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>>73030938
It's not the haircut, it's not the beard.
It's the clothes and tats that go with it that make me barf.
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>>73038721
yeah, the tats are gay as fuck

otherwise, i like the look. i bet it just rains pussy on that dude. even with the shit tier tats
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What kind of hair are we supposed to have then? Post pics as well.
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It's just a trend. Remember 2007-2010 when it was trendy to have a feathered pageboy style hair cut along with your slightly askew cap and your swagtacular t-shirt?

This, too, will pass. Though incidentally, I'd like the styles if it was a one or the other proposition. It's just that long beards look like shit with undercuts. It's like a twink from a gay porno is auditioning for the role of Stonewall Jackson in a school play.

Wait a minute: gay man, Stonewall Jackson... stonewall riots. I think I'm onto something here.
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>>73039065

Yeah if you put on a nice suit it would be very dapper indeed.

I think anon here summed it up nice regarding the undercut >>73036040
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>>73038399
Yea but when threads like that used to be created they'd get shamed by /pol/locks. The new people entering concern me because they seem like losers. How can we influence politics if our movement is full of eggman looking faggots?
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>>73038141
it doesn't, not anymore at least. it not about hurr durr leftists ruining beards or undercuts, they've been around for the last 10 years. but once every second person is sporting a variation of the same shit it becomes dead and stale- like beards and undercuts. that's just fashion EVERYTHING goes out of style once the unwashed masses touch it.

you too will all ditch it when a new trend appears whether you admit it or not.
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>>73036718
>>73038504

Hey man how do I get a job in the outdoors I want to cut trees down and shit or move heavy objects all day all I got is kentucky landscaping where do I start the mexicans are getting to me
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>>73032254

Basically
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>>73030938
Hipsters ruined beards.
having a bear outside of living in the middle of nowhere is unacceptable.
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>>73035598

I was gonna say, this place is gayer than /fit and /fa
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>>73032254
Thats all i hear with these threads.

I love it. I don't give a single shit. My beard is blonder than i expected (golden brown hair) and being able to run a Nazi haircut is awesome.
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>>73038844
Knowledge is power, but if you learn something that is wrong, it's infinitely harder to unlearn, especially if you sought it out and saw it as an epiphany.
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red pill me on how tattoos are degenerate
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>>73035986
>>73038173
That's pretty fucking funny, I've gotta admit.
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>>73039256
>this place is gayer than /fit and /fa

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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>>73034995
sheared.

You have to have a fade+beard tapper or it just looks like your a crazy nazi who got lost in nawoods for a while.
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>>73039139
i agree 100% leafbro

this guy on the other hand..... hahaha
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>>73039343

Wise words.
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>>73031074
More like Ugayne, amirite?
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>>73039400
Seriously? They're inherently retarded in modern society.
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>>73039400
male and female attention whores and attention whores in denial get them. mark of a very shallow and superficial person 99% of the time with very little else personality wise going for them. ink compensates for that in their heads
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>>73039470

>That scarf

Oh Lord why!
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I sport an undercut, but my hair is pretty wavy and coarse. Can anyone recommend a good pomade?
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>>73039427

Stop talking about my ass you homo
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>>73038504
Yeah, American loggers seem to like beards and flanel, I never knew the reason for that though. Around here it's mostly clean shaven or mustache with the standard orange-blue-safety getup, so not very media sexy.

Man, forest work in the Northwest was different (I studied in Idaho on exchange once), it would actually be pretty interesting to try the field there. Especially the machinery is fascinating, it differs so much from the systems we use around here. Our commercial forests are mostly peat-dominated flat lands so fires and terrain grade aren't usually much of a factor.
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>>73039615

I use paste but maybe this will help.

http://pomadeview.com/top-5-best-pomade-review-price-vs-quality/
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>>73039615
I like Suavecito firme hold.
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>>73031042
This,

I wouldn't have it but somebody else can.
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>>73039810

>Flanel
>Beard

That is big over here as well.
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>>73031239
>appointment

Nigga you gay
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>>73030938

The only bad thing about it is the combination with the sleeves. They look stupid and resemble a cry for wanting to be the most individual person yet they make them indistinguishable from one another sine everybody has their one arm inked.
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>>73038683
But that's been going on forever. /pol/ has always been a pile of shit with diamonds inside. That's the price of anonymity really. Do you think government agencies would be trying to act like bitter beta virgins and post here so that normal people who come across here will be disgusted? If so they're doing a great job.
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>>73039824

Thanks for the link brother. See you in the coming war.
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>>73039153
In ol' Finland you just call the local forest management agency or look up for forestry firms and call them. Since there's always a demand for unpopular jobs like forest work, it's pretty easy to get hired at least for the peak season. Having prior experience helps, chain saw work is pretty technical and requires skill, brush clearing and planting less so.
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>>73040116
God, it sounds so great I love outdoor 'dirty work' You get paid to sweat and help your state or country
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>>73034775
What this guy said >>73034995

> 0 being a setting on the trimmer

X-TREME!
It's the difference between vernacular and fashion show.
a culture of the vernacular or a culture of "pop"
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>>73040098

My wits will be as sharp as my bayonet kameraden!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBiQaVyLMM
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Just walk in and show the "haircut lady" a bunch of aesthetic nazi pics
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>>73030938
WHY IS IT TRENDY TO GROW PUBES ON YOUR FACE ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING
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>>73031192
Beards are for people without jaws. It's true.

That's why so many nu males grow them.
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>>73040092
During election seasons obviously they would increase their output.

Im not saying just CIA either, gawker, jewgle, reddit, anyone. Elections get everyone all hot and bothered.
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>>73040252
You're an early bird as I can see.
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>>73039400
It depends on where the person comes from. It's just another jew meme to keep you from going outside.
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>>73030938
yeah hope it goes away,i dont like guys having mudslime tier berds,this looks screams hipster and nu male.

Would not date.
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>>73040491
Yea that makes sense I started coming here in 2013 or maybe 14 I don't remember so I wasn't around during the 2012 election. Hopefully you're right and Trump didn't accidentally attract betas to his cause who only like him because girls that reject them also dislike him which is what I fear.
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>>73030938
wait it out

fashion is cyclical
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>>73038130
Not wanting fine women pressed against you, running their hands through your hair?
They always get jealous of my perfect hair, and hit on me. I smile, pay them (rarely tip) and stroll out feeling like a million bucks. Have fun with ultraconservative barbers, talking about their last 5 cars while they fuck up your neckline with old shaky hands. Ya faggots.
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>>73030938
who cares?
beard epidemic is better than faggot-style epidemic
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>>73030938
Same as the mullet epidemic of the 80s. It'll pass when young people ascend into young-adulthood and think it's this retarded shit their old highschool seniors did 5 years ago.
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>>73041097
Does it matter if it get him a vote?
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>>73040496
Election day!
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>>73039252
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>>73030938
if it looks good on you why not?

if you still trying hard then you should stop
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>>73032796
i was really trying to have this until i foundout that this haircut was specifically made to fit his face so yeah give up.
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Beards are good if you've got either short hair or long hair while undercut is only good if you're clean shaven and hitler youth
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>>73035519
>tfw dentist is female
>tfw tits in my face while my teeth get all fucked up

>>73036896
>tfw forehead too large for short hair so stuck with medium length or longer
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>>73035422
when used by skinny faggots it does looks really stupid but if you use it to a medium built or a really buff dude it really works

Pic related
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Beards are only good for hiding a baby face or a chinless looking fuck.
Real men shave up.
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>>73036040
The man-bun is the mullet of the 2010s, and seems to be headed for the same fate. I still see some around college campuses where it's been around about 5 years already, but in a couple years, it will scream "I live in a trailer and never completed 8th grade".
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>>73031948
Dark haired red bearded master race tbhfam
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>had short back and sides since i was a kid
>had a beard since i could grow one

Now fucking every cunt and his dog is growing one just because it's trendy.
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>>73030938
It's wannabe tactic by faggots to look more manly but of course they ruin it by trying too hard like they always do.

Even pewdiefag is now doing this shit
(i don't watch his autism videos i just see that faggot everywhere)
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Spencercut?
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So an undercut is basically just a short back and sides? The staple haircut of men everywhere.
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>>73050110
It's a bit longer on top.
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>>73041209
Men know what men like you fucking sissy
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>>73030938
>tfw I always had this haircut because I'm too autistic to go to the barber(they try to have a conversation with me) and it's a very easy shave to do and maintain

now I'm associated with a bunch of faggot hipsters and islanders coons
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>>73038141
It looks pretentious
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>>73038318
Exactly
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ITT:


>>73033919
what you think you look like
>>73033957
what you look like
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>>73033957
threw up. this guy looks like a baby with a """beard""". why are people like this allowed to exist.
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who /lions-mane/ here?

every fuccboi and dirty soccer playin spic has an undercut now.

grow out your hair, may not be modern but its masculine and reflective of your health.
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>>73036127

This so much, this fucking look with shitty tats everywhere

these fuckers don't even know they are clones
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>>73052629
In the Netherlands it's especially bad, they also ride these old racing bikes.
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I went to the nearest big city a few days ago and all I saw were bearded faggy skinny guys with fat ham beasts wives/gf's. I went back my rock, so comfy now.
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>>73030938
He looks islamic style
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>>73036127
>>73052629
>be euro and aussie trash
>look like gay americans
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>>73052483
>Tfw when thick straight hair that grows forward

If I let my mane grow I end up looking like some grunge/emo faggot with hair covering my face
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>>73035422
This leaf is right. I tell everyone that this trend was a popular german haircut in the 30's and 40's. IT is hilarious seeing their faces when they realize they are rocking a 70 year old Nazi haircut.
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Have had an undercut for over 4 years now, started off loose, got tight and has gotten looser again, I love being able to grow it out and have it be casual looking and then tighten it up with a cut/wax, feels good sempai, is a part of my appearance I don't have to worry about.
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>>73031239
1920's undercut + operator beard = butthurt cucks wishing they could grow facial hair.
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>>73030938
t. low test beta with no jawline who can't grow beard
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>>73030938
I love clean-shaven + neat undercuts that aren't overstyled. Best secret Nazi haircut of all time
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>i don't have an undercut because some people with different ideals that mine have them

Jesus christ! how much of a cucks are you guys?
Just use whatever you feel like fucking betas
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>>73030938
The beard and undercut will eventually go away. Those tattoos are forever. Our society has mass stupidity. Is there a "sleeve" epidemic in Europe?
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>>73056134
They're out of style anyway cuck

Buzzcuts are the new hotness
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>>73056233
>They're out of style

you are a retard, undercut or short sides long top is a classic and timeless hairstyle for men. It will never be "out of style"
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This thread is right in the feels.

>Had long hair for years
>Only other guys were bikers, ex military, and some musicians
>Now tons of people around here are sporting their manbuns and shit
>I look like a liberal fuck

It's always pretty amusing when people realize how conservative I am.
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>>73030938
>implying you're not just a butthurt faggot with long scraggly hair/a jew fro/receding hairline at 20

It looks good and women love it, what's the problem?
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Embrace it
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I just wear jeans, a t-shirt and a buzzcut. Any man who cares about his appearance more than that is either a faggot or a certified le classy fedora gentlesir.
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>>73057096
Or not autistic
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It's not as bad as these fucking glasses
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>>73057233
Actually obsessing over your looks sounds pretty autistic and feminine to boot.
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>>73056918

He needs to score these next two games or he isn't going to the Euro's.
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>>73057443
>having a nice haircut = obsessing over your looks
come on lad
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>>73057578
Just shave it off for fuck's sake.
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>>73057470
And he'll still be a key player for Arsenal next season
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>>73057642


Not to derail the thread, but I think there are going to be massive changes this summer. A lot of players coming and going.
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>>73057638
Maybe not everyone is balding?
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>>73040473

English teacher gets it. Only low T beta lib fags with bad jaw lines get beards, (or fatties).
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>>73057820
Can't say as I'm a Newcastle fan but it seems like Arsenal has a lot of dead wood
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>>73041209

You probably take dating advice from your mom kek.
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>>73036127
>long beard
>undercut
>V-neck that shows a chest that could belong to a 5yo

I'm not even sure why they do it. Is it supposed to look unique or something? Because it sure as fuck doesn't when every 5th guy somewhere in his twenties you meet looks like that.
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Sort the fucking tattoo and facial piercing epidemic out first. That shit is absolutely disgusting.
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>>73030938
Chad gets the pussy and you get fleshlight.
> ban all chad haircuts guise hur dhur i cant stand looking at people more handsome than me hur dhur.
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I had the undercut thing last summer. Buzzed sides and gelled side part and it looked decent, although most people with that cut nowadays are faggots. Now I have the check em haircut
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>>73031377
I disagree, the beard is way gayer than the haircut

Also
>>73038777
>>73034777
>>73031377
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>>73058058

Hey my wife's son has that look, stop with the h8 pls.
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>>73037459
>spinclean
That's rich
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>>73037459

top fucking kek
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>>73037459
>DO NOT HAVE FACIAL HAIR PAST 2 INCHES WHEN WORKING WITH POWER TOOLS HERE IS YOUR PSA

Though I think in his case it would have also helped immensly if he wasn't a fucking retard.
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>>73030938
Oy vey how dare you insult this style it's used by based Gavin McInnes
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>>73033957
those dead eyes. i want to punch them.
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>2016
>Not having the Caesar haircut
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>>73058277
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>>73033957
Beards are alright if you can actually grow a decent beard.
Most people can't.
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>>73031377
for you
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>>73058277
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>>73030938
why don't we shave our heads and post with timestamps?
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>>73030938

>What do we do about the beard and undercut epidemic?

absolutely nothing, it lets you know theyre a douchey faggot from a mile away.

clean shave and a high & tight have never fallen out of fashion and wont be co-opted by faggots. i do as such but leave a little stubble on my face.
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>>73037459
this is no different than washed up hippies with pony tails.

Boys, buzz your head, and wear fitting clothing if you do manual labor. There are so many fucktards behind big machinery that don't care if you live or die.
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>>73039142
i've had a beard since 2006. it was fun while it lasted but it is falling out of fashion. it's still kind of big in the midwest, but i'm not looking forward to going from interesting, to creepy, to old man.
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>>73031377
you have 0 taste m8. The guy in the pic pulls it off
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I'm pretty sure they're closet faggots.

They're feminine in ways and it makes me want to puke and take a swing at their face.
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>>73033957
>mfw that gaping hole in his lower lip
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>2016 still having an undercut when you can have a neo-pompadour
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Over 250 replies to a shitpost.

Is this board full of bots?
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>>73057297
John Oliver really does have disgusting teeth.
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>>73033919
that guy looks pretty badass desu
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