I am a Republican because I think it's ok to bomb brown children for cheap gas
I am a Republican because I think Bronze Age fairy tales should be used as a guide for public policy in the 21st century
I am a Republican because I think women's only function is being a mindless baby factory
I am a Republican because I think we should give American tax dollars to the apartheid state of Israel
I am a Republican because I think we should cut funding for social services and education while giving enormous tax breaks to the super rich
I am a Republican because I think workers shouldn't have any right to unionize and demand a livable wage/pension
I am a Republican because I think it's un-American to have a black guy with a foreign-sounding name in the White House
I am a Republican because I get my political opinions from hate radio like Slush Limbo and Sean Insanity
I am a Republican because I think two consenting adults in love shouldn't have the right to marriage
I am a Republican because I think we should deny the dangerous reality of climate change
I am a Republican because I think being the only developed nation without free health care is acceptable
I am a Republican because I think hardworking immigrants should be expelled with their entire family because their skin is a shade too dark
You fucking know it son
>>73012833
<<< This guy
> amirite
>>73012833
And democrats don't?
>>73012833
I would love to debate you on these issues, but I know this is just bait
>>73012833
>falling for wedge issues
people like you, and the people you mock, shouldn't have the right to vote desu
>>73012833
Cheers!
>>73012833
I am a Nationalist.
>>73012833
that's why republicans are shit
party of trump now fellas
I think everything OP stated is ok
>>73012833
It's funny the Democrats claim to be more caring and less slanderous/evil, yet they constantly spam obvious bullshit that virtually conveys their desire to murder people with differing opinions.
>>73012833
I am a Democrat because I believe cars can run on unicorn farts instead of hydrocarbons
I am a Democrat because I believe in the global warming cult instead of understanding real world scientific data
I am a Democrat because I believe women should be batshit crazy bulldykes instead of normal mothers
I am a Democrat because I think islamonazis should rape and murder all the jews in Israel and Christians in Europe
I am a Democrat because I think we should use the welfare state to destroy the black family and cause a total economic collapse
I am a Democrat because organized crime union bosses give Dem pols bribes and destroy entire industries
I am a Democrat because I want there to be a cocksucking muslim Alinskyite who hates the United States in the White House
I am a Democrat because I get my political opinions from blatant communist propaganda like BSDBC and HuffPaint
I am a Democrat because because I think psychotic perverts should be able to go in the ladies room and adopt vulnerable little boys and
I am a Democrat because I don't understand basic economics and want to live in the Soviet Union
I am a Democrat because I want the third world to invade Western Civilization and turn it into the third world
>>73015361
*BSDNC
