Pol YLYL
>>73010640
>>73010640
>>73010640
A
>>73010980
>4x multicast
>>73010640
s
>>73010892
>>73010640
>>73010640
>>73010742
Aye
>>73011076
/pol/ is the only thing that makes life worth living anymore.
Never change you magnificent faggots
>>73010892
He hurt the Jews.
>>73010640
>>73011429
the last place I'd see a Civ V reference
thanks /pol/ for making my day a little better
¡ay caramba!
>>73011075
ayyy
>>73010980
are we going to ignore how amazing it is that Abby and Brittany are even alive? They're one of the three known pairs of dicephalic parapagus twins to survive into adulthood, which is absolutely amazing.
Watch this (dated) documentary on them here: https://youtu.be/K57IcN9DWXo
>>73012997
yeah I just watched that too when I saw the gif.
I wonder what it'd be like having sex with them. Would you alternate the kissing or what?
At least they're girls and love talking to one another all the time. If it was male imagine how awkward it would be hitting on girls. Would one guy do the talking? Would they fall over one another or work together?
Mind blowing.
>>73011076
>Schoolie McSchoolface
I lost it. I love this country.
>>73012997
Yeah, but imagine fucking them, amirite?
>>73011978
LOL wut, we talk about Civ V all day on here
>>73013605
Maybe he found an alternative to Newton's laws of physics?
>>73013274
They've said they want to date... So does that mean they'd be in a three-way relationship? Because there's no way that the two of them could date two different people at the same time.
>>73013574
but of course!
>>73013615
I don't frequent /pol/ that often, but I'm glad to see that it's well-received here!
>>73010640
So I walk into /pol/ today and see pro-Hillary threads.
>>73013605
>good in school
>shit in the real world
People like this are surprisingly common.
>>73014196
When most people (At least in America) are in school they don't have a job or have a joke job so they hit the real world at 22-28 with no work experience - especially in their field - and 500k in debt.
Which employer would want to gamble one somebody who's never been employed?
>>73014413
>>73014649
>>73011443
>>73010980
It's amazing and all that but it's a little creepy. I may have watched one to many horror films growing up.
>>73014855
This guy is awesome. The one with that dirty Paki shitskin sexually harassing every woman on the internet is the best.
>>73012997
Your a fucking nerd
>>73015363
What about my "a fucking nerd" ?
Honestly if you're going to insult me, at least do it with proper spelling.
>>73010640
>>73011076
That was a great thread. The other names were
>Ben Garrison Elementary
>Hypothetical Perfect Person Elementary
>Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary
And my personal favorite:
>Adam Lanza's School of Fun
>>73015753
>you fell for my ruse
>>73016123
Why do you even try, leaf?
Your shitposting is so lame
>>73016123
Truly you have bested me, oh great and wise Canadian. I shall never recover from the embarrassment that I have from falling for your oh-so-clever "ruse."
/s
>>73013605
good riddance
what a waste of ressources
>>73016268
Stuck in a hotel for work. Theres fucking nothing to do in canada. I got frostbite last week and this week my sunburn is so bad I can't lay on my back. Trudeaus a fucking joke. I'm unironically thankful that the army base near me has no refugees. Before canada was a known shit poster I had nothing. I'm just trying to feed my kids with (You)s. Please don't let them starve
>>73014995
But the jews are animals. The joke still doesn't compute.
>>73013507
You realize England had a poll to see what they should name a boat and the top one was boaty mcboatface?
It's 9gag quality humor
>>73016624
Here's one (you) out of pity
>>73016638
>flag
kek
>>73014649
I actually prefer US metrics, they're more intuitive and youc an actually size them up pretty quick
>>73017398
You're literally the only nonAmerican I've seen with this opinion.
Really made my day.
>>73016624
I pity the leaf
>>73017659
I find bisexuality a lot more believable than exclusive homosexuality. Hetero is our normal state, but I can realistically see people born with changes in brain chemistry also finding the same sex attractive. However, it doesn't seem to make sense that there are people who don't find the opposite sex attractive AT ALL. That just goes against biology.
>>73017398
I'm with >>73017696. How easily can you tell a centimeter? Not very. But an inch? Pointer and middle fingers, boom, there you go. The imperial system isn't perfect, but little stuff like that makes it better than the metric system in some ways.
Thanks for appreciating that.
>>73018103
>How easily can you tell a centimeter? Not very. But an inch? Pointer and middle fingers, boom, there you go.
A rough centimeter is just the width of your point finger idiot.
>>73011739
what kind of idiot posts this and actually thinks someone would laugh at it
>>73018040
i personally don't have a problem with bi people but this was part of a long rant a face friend made that was worded so badly and filled with so much cis hate it was funny, but this is just one of a few posts i saved. i don't really have any ylyl material on me and i thought this was something i could contribute :/
>>73018303
This is you
>>73016495
Milo is savage as fuck. I thought he was a fag riding on the coattails but he grasps us pretty well and his articles are surprisingly well written from a stance of being bent over and sodomized by a field hand.
>>73012997
my question is; are they mentally deficent at all? They seem to speak a bit "off"
>>73017398
I think that's the whole point. Metric is better for scientific measurements, but US system is more relatable to the everyday life of humans.
Fahrenheit goes from 0 (feels cold) to 100 (feels hot)
Inches and feet are much easier to eyeball than centimeters and meters
Date is arranged as if you were searching for it on a calendar (Month first, then find day)
>>73018500
This is you.
>>73010980
>implying you wouldn't get a double blowjob from them and fuck their neck gap
>>73017398
>>73017696
>>73018103
Yeah, but the mile is bullshit.
With km you can figure out the pitch of a route really easily
>>73016802
>The things you laugh at are wrong!
>Being the retarded
>>73018403
>filled with so much cis hate
Not really, just someone ranting about annoying things people say to them. They don't even say anything negative about straight people, just defending their position, which I can respect even though bisexuality isn't really something you need to take seriously.
Kind of dated but Elections. Elections never change.
>>73011075
Z O Z
>>73018303
Sorry, I don't understand upside-down prison-people speak. Try English!
>>73018892
Did you forgot the proxy when you stopped working for bernie phone bank? For the pseudo intellectual European you probably are, bitching about grammar and unsimplified fractions probably excites you. Simplify milimeters bitch nigga I dare you
I went and looked up this guy's comics and I must say I laughed. But it's all on tumblr so I had to wadd through some uninteresting bullshit for like 5 minutes just to find another comic. I think the irony is lost on him that he is using the platform that is the foundation for those he opposes
>>73019411
>>73014196
School is basically institutionalizing people to a certain way of life abstract from the real world, like prison, as opposed to preparing them for the life.
Oldie but goodie
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462415816705.webm
>>73019693
sauce?
>>73013274
>I wonder what it'd be like having sex with them. Would you alternate the kissing or what?
>>73019693
holy shit that's new to me
5/7, saved
>>73019411
Oh, that's fresh.
I can ID all the cartoon negros in the hoods.
(I've been here too long)
>>73017908
>spiritual lyrical individual
>>73018751
>>73019929
>5/7
>Reddit memes
>>73016802
it's funny to see broadcast on tv beneath a list containing adolf hitler's school of friendship and tolerance you stuffy cunt
>>73019693
my AP Euro exam on friday, thanks geed
>inb4 underaged b&
am 18
>inb4 aren't they all 18 huh?
>>73018751
>mfw those pics actually exist
>>73019913
Fucking sauce
>>73019411
Sheeeeit, I didn't notice Carl the Cuck in the background
>>73019411
That was cringey
>>73018402
dan pls go
>>73013872
Ameribantz
>>73018303
Are you a fucking newborn? Even the skinniest person doesn't have fingers with the width of a centimeter.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1440114901506.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457201533382.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1456858596765.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457388031923.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457380753126.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457392305466.webm
http://rubycalaber.com/WildestDreamsDeWhiteWashed.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459429388738.webm
http://webm.land/media/jjgk.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458341772212.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461971364807.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461971507034.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461971698481.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461971819531.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461971936297.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461972064043.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461972174639.webm <my fav
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461254676491.webm
>>73011303
kek
>>73019913
.....
>>73019913
I wonder if only one of them needs to breath for the both of them. If so, instant potential for being the best deepthroater(s) of all time.
>>73020384
Unsaucable, m8, and likely fabricated. I'm just happy to have again had the opportunity of actually posting that shit.
>tfw no conjoined twin dicksucking marathon with both heads blowing you at weird, spinally uncomfortable angles that make them look like retards with Tourette's
>>73018598
Literally this. Cause the way the human brain works 0 degrees Celsius is frozen water and the average resting body temp of a person is 33 something. So this difference seems minimal where as 32 degrees is freezing and 97.8 is resting temp so the nominal difference is conceivable between hot and cold.
>>73011429
fucking lost so hard
>>73011978
>the last place I'd see a Civ V reference
this is /pol/-Grand Strategy Games
>>73012052
>>73019913
...is this cp?
>>73020384
>can't tell it's fake
lurk more
>>>/reddit/
>>73016515
Problem is: A ton of less qualified black students probably found a Job because
>muh racial diversity
While he had to do bullcrap for a living.
>>73020655
I don't know why the first 6 don't work
they work if you open them in a different tab tho
>>73019411
Also, had to stop in to say 9/10 on that comic. I laughed pretty hard.
>>73017044
absolute madman
>>73019411
lol I tried to post this and got duplicate entry
Fucking hilarious
Anyone got the cartoon about a gay guy thinking "how can I get people to accept gayness " or something and the next image is some faggy gay pride parade w dildos
>>73019913
Like I Literally want to watch this for science. I have to know how sex works for them.
>>73021428
lost
>>73021428
kek
>>73021428
God bless Finland
>>73018402
Dude putting still faces on a .gif is one of my favorite things ever.
>>73020655
>http://rubycalaber.com/WildestDreamsDeWhiteWashed.mp4
>rubycalaber
What the fuck, I know that guy from the internet from literally 10 years ago. He's some Scottish troll who literally spends all day posting back and forth between himself and fake "girlfriend" accounts, and also talks endlessly about how he's going to fuck his sister. He also has a disfigured cock that he posts.
Nice bloke.
>>73021428
lost hard
>>73019693
Sause
>>73021761
reminds me of GameBoy Camera
did anyone else own this shit?
>>73021428
I saw a standup comedian on tv saying this exact joke a few days ago. Comedians mine 4chan for jokes now...
>>73021428
hahahaah
>>73010640
>tfw this still works
>>73019913
it's fake, dingus
>>73018040
>Hetero is our normal state
>>73017908
implying egyptians are black
>>73021567
I feel bad for India sometimes. The Pajeet(s) here seem pretty based.
>60%
lol
>>73022692
>Thinking I don't know that
You're just mad that YOU weren't the neckbeard with the conjoined twin fellatio picture saved - JUST IN CASE.
>>73023037
kek
>>73018040
lots of shit goes against biology, human bodies, nor evolution is intelligent.
>>73022748
It is though. 97% of the population in America alone is straight. It's basic biology for us to want to fuck the opposite sex.
>>73021428
i dont get it
>>73021428
I don't get it.
>>73023245
I know that, it just surprises me that some people think that you can be gay, but being bi is "just a phase". At least bi people still have the desire to fuck the opposite sex.
>>73011106
This is no surprise if you think about it
>/pol/ was right again
>>73013950
I thought one of them was engaged. There are definitely pictures of one of them sucking dick.
>>73016624
(You)
>>73023863
>>73017398
First white Argentinian I've ever met :^^^^)
>>73023826
>one of them
man how is that not even rape
what if one consents but the other does not
OC. Drift merchandise, not too bright, these japs.
>>73014415
Kek, lost
>>73013574
The possibilities are endless!
>>73019411
No, that wouldn't be irony, that would be a paradox, but you're wrong anyway, so go and die.
>>73023671
I'm a gay person, and most bi people have no intention of having sex with men, some woman apparently just find it attractive or arousing and just milk it, the rest are insufferable shit stains that constantly whine and claim how they are oppressed.
>>73023351
3.8 are "openly" LGBT in a time where it has become both completely legal and not a registered health condition to be non-straight. Throughout American History, long after a group of people were deemed "legal", people under that demographic wouldn't identify with it. Slavery was abolished in 1865, but as late as WWII, half black citizens would pass as completely white to compete in admission to the military as well as to vote. LGBT people are still prone to similar violence, just by claiming something under the umbrella. Let's just say for a minute that anyone who ever had a strong homosexual thought, fantasy, or encounter had to subscribe to the LGBT spectrum, no matter if they married straight or pursue straight relationships exclusively. How high would that number be?
>>73021428
Definitely autistic enough to be a Finn
>>73011075
KEK
>>73016638
>Germany doesn't get a joke
Must be one of those days that ends in y.
>>73010640
Interesting
>>73014415
I used to browse Reddit at work until I realized that most of the comments were idiots trying to sound intelligent.
On 4chan, there's no intellectual pretentiousness. It's like a high school cafeteria - you will get ripped on and you will just roll with it.
>>73017840
I wish I had a friend
>>73024068
Damn...
That dude has massive Benjamin Button syndrome.
>>73010640
Crap, got me with the damn OP.
I need sleep.
>>73019913
That nose.
>>73017398
>non-american thinking this
pls immigrate here
>>73010640
lost on ops post this never happens
>>73019913
thanks anon, i'm gonna go kill myself now
>>73023433
Didn't get this shit either
>>73017908
>BEEN AT THE STORE THE LAST 19 YEARS
you know I laugh, but this exact thing happened to my girlfriend, and she's white.
>>73020744
woah you're right you could fuck one throat for hours while the other throat did the breathing
Anyone have the image with the futhark runes that tests your whiteness?
>>73024086
had to buy it, damn
>>73025435
lost
>>73011076
Pol will be my cure for alcholism, I just find my jollies here
>>73025253
mosquitos actually pollinate flowers
![eiA4UlP[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PYt4YBz.png "eiA4UlP[1].png")
>>73011429
>>73011429
>>73013605
>he fell for the stem meme
>>73020203
I took that when I was 15 in high school. Then we took US and then Govt.
>>73014413
>have a celtic name
>born on Halloween
>>73013605
I've worked at a government office job for 8 years. Two years as manager. I shouldn't have to write these things but it amazes me how much new employees get basic concepts wrong (especially young recent college grads). Most employers have a probation period. The two main qualities a boss looks for in a new hire during this time is reliability and professionalism.
Professionalism-
This is a huge problem and the number one reason you will be let go from a new job.
You want to be low key, polite and ease your way into a new work environment. Don't be a comedian. Don't be a smartass. Avoid sensitive topics like religion and politics. Don't complain about anything. Odds are people you are working with will have had their positions longer than you've been alive. RESPECT THEM. Senior employees have a large amount of political sway and know the job inside and out. You are new and hold zero weight. If someone or something doesn't seem right ignore it and mind your own business. Most likely it's a known issue that will be dealt with. You don't want to get involved with office drama yet.
Wear proper clothes. Take out excessive piercings and cover any tattoos. Don't swear and make bland small talk until you get to know the environment. Yes, you're a special snowflake. No, we don't care. Quietly and politely demonstrate that you can do your job for six months (or however long your probation period is) before you break out your cartoon figurines and Family Guy quotes. Act like an mature adult, no matter how hard it is for you. Be calm and think before you speak.
It blows my mind how many brilliant and capable young people have such oblivious and entitled attitudes. A little respect and maturity goes a long way.
>>73018040
It's a phase before fag acceptance, you don't see many old bi people
>>73023024
>Argentina posting this
>>73025531
>Pol
>>73025435
kek
>>73025435
I can still see the ifunny bar fgt
>>73026510
kek'd
>>73014543
This is why internships are so important. You get work experience in your field and all you have to do is fetch coffee.
>>73018598
>>73026808
RARE
A
R
E
>>73024884
Fat fuck
>>73019411
Last panel got me.
>>73024478
>Let's just say for a minute that anyone who ever had a strong homosexual thought, fantasy, or encounter had to subscribe to the LGBT spectrum
But they don't and won't faggot.
Unless the population subscribing to that group of their own accord is above 50% of the population of a country it is, strictly speaking, abnormal. They are not the standard or norm of a country and biology dictates that they will not be as long as the human race is surviving.
>>73026866
>12000 posts on /pol/
>26000 overall
>Rare
>>73015357
Post it.
>>73011429
lost
>>73011429
Kek lost
>>73025128
>>73023433
>>73023484
put yourself in the cleaner's shoes. a panicked foreign man drags you to the bathroom, tells you to watch him flush a giant shit down the toilet.
Made this bad boy earlier today
>>73026866
I don't get this meme.
>>73016495
Absolutely savage
>>73027011
Everyone that had just one black parent is expected to subscribe to a black ethnicity, same for Hispanic people.
Sometimes, ethnic traits show up in people with even just a quarter of that race, and they still claim it.
What I'm saying is that sexuality is not clearly defined and not a self-evident attribute of a person. In order to get the identity, you have to ask the person. He could have blown guys all their life and still claim heterosexuality. There would be nothing to say he was other than, and to do so would be the objectively safest option to his well-being to take.
Also, biology promotes homosexuality in almost every higher level species. There has been no correlation to homosexuality and extinction. Claims otherwise are based in old debunked "Christian" science where they claimed no animal could be homosexual out that homosexual animals were "confused" and behaved that way as process of natural selection.
>>73026489
>>73014997
He bites them on the foreskin
>>73017908
>been at the store for the last 19 years
Almost got me
>>73018598
0 F is fucking death, not "feels cold"
>>73028443
More surviveable than 0K or 100K, or 100C. 100F will kill you too, it just takes time.
>>73018040
I'll fuck pretty much anybody I'm attracted to. I stopped giving a fuck about gender waaaay back.
>tfw I'm also a strict nonbeliever in transshit. Male/female is a dichotomy biologically, I just think gender roles are bullshit and you can love whoever the fuck you want.
>>73028553
The fuck is K m8?
>>73026489
Here's your (you), frijolero.
>>73020655
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461972174639.webm <my fav
Jesus Fucking Christ that was amazing.
>>73026864
so what's the deal with your claps' ovens and other shit using the F scale? it's not limited to the weather forecast, so the "human relatable" argument falls short
>>73028617
"Kelvin is a temperature scale designed so that zero degrees K is defined as absolute zero (at absolute zero, a hypothetical temperature, all molecular movement stops - all actual temperatures are above absolute zero) and the size of one unit is the same as the size of one degree Celsius."
>>73028553
>100F will kill you too
kek'd, no, it's not that bad really.
>>73028443
It takes 30 mins to start to develop frostbite at 0F with a -20 degree windchill factor without proper clothing.
So no it isn't "death" temperature like 100C is and the phrase "really cold" is entirely accurate
>>73028756
Lived in AZ my whole life. You can definitely be killed in 100F, it's just harder to do. Requires extra stupid, and extra time.
>>73013507
found the redditor
>>73010892
He had blondi killed man :(
>>73028854
>tfw lived in AZ when I was a little kid
>parents moved to Jew York when my dad lost his job to be closer to relatives in case of hard times
I miss that heat a little sometimes
>>73012997
>dicephalic parapagus twins
this is fucking weird. How does this work
>>73028099
>biology promotes homosexuality in almost every higher level species.
no, it doesn't. while several instances of same sex intercourse has been observed in animals, no animal has been observed to exclusively seek relations with its own sex. ie there's no individual male animal on earth that only fucks other males.
> There has been no correlation to homosexuality and extinction.
yet the extreme majority of homosexuals never reproduce. the rest of the species lives, the individual's blood line goes extinct.
> Claims otherwise are based in old debunked "Christian" science where they claimed no animal could be homosexual out that homosexual animals were "confused" and behaved that way as process of natural selection.
ah, the old retro 2000s "blame the christians" meme.
>>73028617
>British Education
>>73028710
It's just a number. You set the oven to that number, or keep the heat on until the thermostat says that number. You're not testing to see if the oven is at 350 by shoving your face in and taking a deep breath.
F also offers more variety (or whatever the word -- more increments) which is useful for getting certain chemical reactions with sugars and proteins that only happen best as specific points.
Basically, if you grow up using a scale, you know it better, and you can use it in every day life. I use both whenever they're most convenient. I have a better gut sense of what a mile feels like than a kilometer, but a kilogram is easier to get a sense of than a pound.
In lumber it's also nice because 12 is easier to divide into equal sections without fractions, but that's a rather specific advantage.
>>73010980
Look at how all the other people in the room are just standing back, awkwardly staring.
Their feet probably hurt. I bet they all wish they could be at a normal party... or home.
>>73028720
Cheers lad.
>>73029160
>Implying I stayed in education
kek
>>73029063
Hell yeah.
>tfw one of the best open carry states
>tfw you got only poison lizard in the USA
>tfw your yearly sacrifice of two tourists to the Mountain is complete
>tfw Sun drives away so many pathetic libtards in the summer, suck their wallets dry in winter
>>73028920
Is this yours from yesterday?
>>73010980
one on the right has some moves but left is off beat
>>73010980
> not posting the multicast version
>>73011076
How did this make it on air?
>>73013950
I'd shove it up their ass to see which one feels pain and which one feels pleasure
>>73025837
>fell
>>73029198
This. I work in science, so for liquids and weights Metric is the way to go, but when you get to distances I understand inches/feet/yards/miles better. Temperature, it takes thought, but I understand F more innately than C, even if switching back and forth is a bit confusing at times. It all depends what you grew up with.
>>73019411
Shiiiiiiieeeeeet
>>73029150
Several species of ungulates alone have been observed exclusively seeking homosexual relationships during mating season when males mounted females, clearly open to mate, but the female would reject them and mount another female.
Homosexuals of almost all species produce more than two successful offspring in their lifetime in average. We alone are in the 7 billions. In the early 1900's we were at 1.6. Homosexuality prevents overpopulation naturally.
Actually that science was debunked in the late 70s, I believe.
>>73029598
Also a scientist. The only time I use C is when I'm talking about liquid nitrogen temps, a -80 or -20, a 4C or an incubator at 37. If one of my colleagues tries to tell me the temperature outside in C, I tell them "real people units, please" and if someone ever told me anything other than "I like the inside of my steaks to be 125 degrees" I'd deport them myself.
>>73026406
They've been told since birth college is the key to success
Since kindergarten they've been told college is important
Their parents expect them to go
They probably skipped getting any part time jobs because they had to focus on school
ITT: WE POST FUNNY PICTURES AND THEN RIDICULE PEOPLE FOR LAUGHING AT THEM
>>73019693
>calvin and hobbes
kek
>>73026864
>americlaps not noticing that the temperature scale doesn't just contain values 0 and 100
E D U C A T I O N
>>73018587
No I think they're just shy in the interviews.
>>73029598
I always just remember that -40 is the same in both and thus they are at peace in my mind
