Hey Deutchbags, what is life like in Germany? I'm thinking of moving to Berlin. What kind of apartment can I afford for $1000/month?
>>72985796
>What kind of apartment can I afford for $1000/month?
3 Muslim but fucks a month
>>72985796
Do yourself a favor and stay out of Refugeeland. Maybe move to another state if you want to improve your quality of living. I'd say you would do much better somewhere in New England than in Berlin.
>>72985796
>moving to germany
>moving to berlin
You can't possibly be THAT retarded, can you?
>>72985796
with $1000 a month in Berlin for rent you can live in some kind of palace man
If you aren't a cucked beta male like most germans you can just move in some cheap area close to some delicious kebab stores and enjoy life.
Most germans on /pol/ here are ultra beta male faggots who get bullied by some turk for being the weaklings they are and become reactionary retards on the internet cause they have no friends.
Welcome to Germany bro ... Americans welcome!
>>72986172
yeah berlin is a absolutly shithole, please ami nuke this shit
>>72985796
Just move to Florida and you can rent a 3/2 house on a 1/2 acre for about that much, also you can legally defend your own property.
P.S. No state income tax
P.S.S its hot here and if you complain about it you have to leave.
>>72986389
>you can just move in some cheap area close to some delicious kebab stores and enjoy life.
Kek'd hard. Good job.
>>72985796
That can get you a nice two-room number in or around Mitte or Friedrichshain, but only with luck. Berlin has been getting extremely expensive, hence why the majority of its natives don't live where their paperwork says they do. The whole place is a madhouse.
>>72986156
Osi, I have a question.
Is Norbert Hofer your Donald Trump? Do you think he may become President of Austria?
Do you think he wants Austria and Germany to unite?
>>72985796
Noone wants to live here except sandniggers
>>72986610
Orlando checking in
>>72986156
Meh, I'd rather be surrounded by immigrants than live in a shit hole corner of nowhere central europe
>>72985796
Stay the fuck out of that city Burger, go to some homogenous white area like Meck-Pomm or based Sachsen.
>>72986896
trust me you dont
>>72986389
lmfao solid advice thanks man
>>72986657
He's not jewish enough to be our Donald Trump sorry, he's still pretty based.
It's pretty likely, in the first round of election he got a lot more votes than it was predicted in the polls, but now they're only 2 candidates left and we have to take into account that if you count all the lefty-votes together, they are still the majority. But with austria getting fucked over daily by immigrants and bad decisions of politicians I'd say that its likely.
Third question. He's in a group, which wants exactly that, maybe he wants to, but it's not possible.
Burgerbro dont forget it isnt nearly as bad the other Germans tell you. They just talk our country bad, I guess you know where that comes from. Berlin is, unfortunatly, really expensive so dont expect to live central. Because we are on /pol/ I suggest you to move to Berlin-Mahrzan. Its like a reverse Molenbeek, almost a deathzone for Arabs/Turks. If you dont mind Neo-Nazi Ruskies and dont look brown you will live in an area with 0.2% Turks
>>72987235
Diesmal liegt's bei euch uns anzuschließen Ostmarkler, unsere FPÖ ist bis auf Höcke jüdisch unterwandert.
Are you an american muslim who wants to flee from Trump?
>>72987619
Probably a Jew
>>72985796
Fuck off Urban dweller
>>72985796
1) Visit tanning studio
2) Shave pubes and glue them to face
3) Rename yourself to Achmed
4) Profit
>>72987530
> unsere FPÖ
don't you mean, AfD?
>>72986389
>Americans welcome
t. Antifacuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK5LgWV-0aU
>>72987877
Yea he meant AfD
>>72987530
You have to get rid of Mutti Merkel first, good look with that.
>>72987877
yeah our equivalent of their party Burgerbro
>>72987877
They need to have dreams in such dark times
>>72987619
No it's more so I am a software developer from california and really tired of the insane housing prices and our absurd politics. I want to move to a nation of rational minded intelligent people who work for the common good. It's why I really admire Germany and other european nations like Finland and Norway and I'd rather live my life in a society like that.
>>72987816
5) get bombed away from "a right wing terrorist group" with fire crackers
Germanbros is something like this realistic or a scam?
http://berlin.craigslist.de/apa/5555638080.html
I serriously cant even imagine being able to rent an apartment like that for $700
>>72987530
Ich bin halb weiß , aber ich ziemlich gut bräunen , kann ich kommen dort und gehen an Ihre Frauen haben ?
>>72988156
Why do you think a fat burger like you would find a job there? I bet you suck at languages too, just like almost every american.
If you don't speak the language like a native, don't expect to feel like you'll really belong anywhere in Europe.
>>72988449
kek
>>72988584
I don't need to find work, I am an independent software developer.
>>72986896
There are still western european countries that either contain or limit the amount of refugees. I've seen maybe 10 in the last six months and I live in the third biggest city of my country. Germany is not a good place to be right now.
Also, I hope you bring a valuable degree with you, otherwise you won't get in anywhere.
>>72988449
>German Women
You can have them all, my friend!
>>72985796
>$1000/month
In Berlin? 50m in an immigrant neighbourhood,
The food is cheap. The wages are not great. Everything you need requires you to sign a 3 year commitment. In the east, no one speaks English so... fucking learn German.
The upside: Hot girls. Hot, open-minded, athletic girls.
>>72985796
>I'm thinking of moving to Berlin
Holy fuck, why?
>>72985796
If you want feel free to come and enjoy the european life bro
>>72988795
Woah. That's fucking scary. I'd rather have Bibi when she turns 18.
>>72986389
Lol ahmed keep dreaming
>>72988156
I dunno, I've been learning German for a while. It's hard as shit.
I can understand Oliver (the host) and everyone someone fine, but I don't know what Norbert is saying. He has such a heavy accent.
https://youtu.be/ReR2wzcZW7U?t=240
>>72987949
" GO HOME !? "
Also wenn dat die muddi merkl hört, dann gibts ufn deckkl !
>>72989187
also, can someone tell me what Norbert is saying? He is speaking at 4:00
I think he's saying
> For me, there is no question that Turkey can enter the European Union
>>72988448
That is a ridiculously cheap and nice apartment--especially considering the fact that it's located in such a large city.
Is this the norm, Germanbros? If it is, I'm not surprised that so many refugees want to flood into your nation. That is far from a cuckshed.
>>72989471
hes speaking with a austrian accent
>>72987816
Alternative:
1) Look like pic_related
2) sell factory rejects mit alles to germans
3) call it "SPEZIALITÄTEN TYRÇI"
4) get infinte shekels from drunk teenagers
>>72989765
forgot pic
>>72985796
so U can afford rent for $1000/month, but not a visit to Berlin to check it out? F OFF
>>72989339
Mutter merkel ist die Königin aller Sie krauts. Österreich ist Königin Merkels am meisten verzögerte kind.
Ficken Deutsche,
Ficken Kartoffeln
Ubershizer
>>72985796
Berlin isn't Germany at all. Move to rural saxony to see Germany, or move to Berlin, Cologne, Hamburg, Frankfurt to see Cuckistan.
OP is a Mexican trying to live in Germany as a "refugee" "si si senor, Im from Syria, look, dark skin"
>>72985796
>moving to Berlin
>ever
Berlin was always a shithole even when it was 100% white, dont want to know what it is like now.
>>72988448
Yeah thats a fake add. The price should be in the range of 9-13 euros per square meter.
>>72986896
>ive never met a rapefugee before and assume they are nice people like 3rd gen mexicans or asians
Come on man
>>72985796
I just moved away from Berlin. Western districts have some nice areas but central and eastern berlin are 100% kebab zone.
Also 1000$ per month is okay for an average apartment if you want to live in a good area.
>>72985796
why would you move to germany seriously?if your not a third world immigrant there is literally no reason to come here, all you will experience is heavy censorship, less rights than murica, boring people, rapefugees and you probably earn even less due to higher taxes and socialism you gotta pay everyones college, health insurance etc. its completle shit here.
>>72989916
Merkel hat nur Angst weil Bayern zu Österrecih will
>>72989187
>He has such a heavy accent.
Wait, really? What's hard about it? I have never seen him talk in what I'd consider a heavy accent.
>>72991508
I'm a burger learning German, so it is a heavy accent compared to the standard German we listen to.
Our teacher has us listen to Angela Merkel for an example of standard German accent.
>>72991877
>Angela Merkel for an example of standard German accent.
I'm sorry.
>>72991276
>eastern Berlin
>kebab zone
>eastern
>Berlin
nigga are you high?
>>72991877
>Merkel
>standard German accent
this is bait.
>>72992042
I think she has a very charming way of speaking. She is a very nice woman. I can see why her nickname is "Mutti."
>>72985796
All brainwashed cucks, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a cucked manlet, I take pride in the words ‘Ich bin ein Berliner!’
>>72991877
>Merkel
>standard german accent
Meh
>>72992330
Soft german accents sound really weird to me. I wouldn't want a woman to speak that way, it sounds really wrong.
>>72988448
No shit it's a scam you fucking knob. Look out of the windows.
>>72985796
There's only bavaria left. also the small villages are all mudslime free but who know how it will look like in 30 years. also no gun freedom.
but yeah if you're not a cuck like everyone on /pol/ you'll be fine anywhere actually.
>>72991392
Bayern, Österreich & Schweiz. wie cool wär das denn
>>72992765
What about Eastern Germany and SH?
>>72992157
I worked in Lichtenberg, Marzahn and Hohenschönhausen for over a year. Arabs everywhere and a lot of degenerate germans. Central Berlin might have more shitskins but the east is also quite filled up.
WE ARE THE GERMANS NOW
>>72993093
Fuck off, roach.
>>72987949
Nicolai "Reconquistia" Alexander wants the Russian here. As if that were paradise.
>>72993093
S T O P
>>72992872
>Bayern, Österreich & Schweiz
just east and south tyrol tbqh fampei
>>72993222
Russen > Amerikaner
>>72993093
Can I be a Turk then? Being succesful is too hard for me, I rather be a disfunctional member of society.
>>72988156
>really tired of the insane housing prices and our absurd politics.
>rational minded people
I have bad news for you...
>>72985796
I moved to Berlin a few months ago and have no friends. It's literally impossible to make friends here if you're not a SJW, liberal arts student, or attending the local mosque every week. Be sure you know someone before moving here so they can introduce you.
>>72992872
Himmel auf Erden
>>72992872
>Le Süddeutschland Mem
Schönes Mem. Ich ratifizier das.
>>72992872
Die Bayern zu Österreich? umgekehrt wird ein Schuh draus. Vergessen woher Österreich seinen Namen hat? Bayerische Verräter an östlichen bayerischen Front.
>>72992042
>>72993453
>Can I be a Turk then?
Sure, you can learn.
Fuck your mother, marry your cousin and kill your sister if she tries to collect superior genes.
>>72993561
yup
>>72994061
Faaaake! The Amerilard dick isn't cut, you kike-enabler!
>>72988449
>Ihre Frauen haben
>Ihre
nice google translate m8
>>72985796
Any fucking german I know of wants to move out of this hellhole as quickly as possible.
If you're a white male you'll be more persecuted than if you moved to fucking black Africa
You'll be taxed so much you'll be too poor to bleed out of your eyes when the tax man sends you his letter.
You will never be able to save up for a pension under this tax system, you will never receive a state pension and they want to force you to work until you're 70+ years old under the current 'welfare' system, a system that discriminates against white males and favours shitskins.
Stay the fuck away from here. Best case scenario is a civil war within 1-2 years, the more likely civil war scenario is slow ass genocide of the german white males and their replacement with shitskin colonists.
It's sad and lonesome and everyone hates each other but themselves even more.
>>72986896
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/23/vienna-named-worlds-top-city-for-quality-of-life
>>72994652
>>72995193
you guys are absolutely keked. do you ever leave your basement?
>>72986610
Fuck off we're full in Florida
>>72995699
No.
>>72993532
go to berghain and meet a beautiful girl high on ecstasy
>>72996257
>implying I'll go to berghain alone and also implying that I'll get in
If I had some friends I'd test it :^)
>>72985796
>>72985996
>>72986389
>>72988156
>>72988846
>>72991276
Paid 130€/month complete for my student's room when I went to university in Berlin... It has such a weird mix of degenerates/foreign scum vs public sector clerks/uninteresting people (usually from south Germany). I wouldn't go there anymore, as it becomes worse every year. Of course this useless trash that comes in drives up the rent prices in an unreasonable way.
Paying 600€ warm now for my 52m2 apartment in Babelsberg. Neighbours are all German and most progressive thing is some weird cat lady.
Ah and if you are in IT, then enjoy trashy jobs... start-ups burn some VC money now, but that will dry up soon, and even if they are funded they may not pay well.
Please nuke us!!!
>>72995445
yeah that was before hofer
>>72993532
Yes, and you have to rebuild social circles all the time since the turnover is high. Some years in Berlin make you crazy. I am not joking.
> meetup.com
> tinder
> sports
> source friends from uni and work
>>72997037
Guess what I moved to Babelsberg too just a few weeks ago. Potsdam is so much better than Berlin.
Paying 630€ warm for 60m2 and the people are nice. Fuck Berlin.
>>72997725
I don't work or study until October, I lift but you don't really interract with people, and I've used Tinder a few times but I get a lot of shit like pic related. I just don't really come into contact with people enough to befriend them. I also don't speak fluent German yet.
