I've been on 4chan for about five weeks now and I love it. However, it's /pol/ that had stolen my heart and beat it to death. I love you /pol/ :)
Lurk at least two years before posting.
>>72960821
You can't stop us from posting!
>>72960716
I love you too. I just want to take your virginity away :3
>>72960821
*Four years
>>72960931
You are only allowed to post Ebola-chan.
>>72960821
I've only been on /pol/ for about nine months. Nobody can tell how long I've lurked whenever I post anything. As long as OP isn't an idiot they should be fine.
>>72960716
You just wait, when you've been here just few short years love is the very last emotion you feel.
...and this one from the old image folder I dug up as image reply was created exactly 10 years ago, on 4th of May 2006. Holy shit. Are you my ghost of Christmas past? What is it you want to tell me?
>>72962519
Post more images.
>>72962146
We can tell.
>>72962949
For you. Feb 8th 2005. Back then I took this as either a pure joke or a bullied kid relating to Hitler. Little did I know...
>>72962949
13th of May 2005. Cracky-chan, the 1st queen of 4chan. Back then the term "attention whore" wasn't in common use and actually meant something in the nerdier 99% male-driven pre-Facebook internet.
>>72963829
Stop spoonfeeding the cancer.
>>72963906
Where are your images faggot?
>>72963829
What's the earliest anime you have?
>>72962949
28th of November 2005. Sweden was know for having super easy women, feminism meant sex-positive, not yet modern SJW feminism. Multiculturalism is ongoing but not widely know or understood in 4chan or elsewhere.
>>72964102
Mostly here.
Also my earliest anime is Voltron.
>>72962949
Jan 19th 2005. Everyone says "nigger" a lot because in the world outside 4chan just saying the word is worse than punching someone in the face for no reason. "Racism" on 4chan is essentially being politically incorrect just because you can. There's no actual racism behind it, it's just fun, trolling and edge. At least was for me and for the vast majority. /new/, the precursor of /pol/ doesn't exist.
>>72965130
>imma firin mah lazor
i want to go back ;_;
6th May 2005. Rozen Maiden is the 4chan defining anime. Desu meme is born. People masturbate to anime doll-joints.
>>72963906
spoon-feeding him what? my personal online history and nostalgia? what good will it do for him? it's not like I'm giving him sauce to anything useful or telling him how to bypass sad panda
>>72965395
April 16th 2006.
People talk about "metrosexuals" and "emos" when they talk about feminine modern men. Cuckold isn't "invented" yet as an online slur.
>>72965838
You know as well as I do he's going to use your images and references later on to prove "hurr i are oldfag" in an inane attempt to get some sort of respect from us even though we'll all see that he's just being a massive faggot.
18th April 2007
Observing a school shooting unfold on the internet and witnessing the incompetence of print media, or more specifically 4chan's power of trolling and spreading misinformation. Cho gets the hi-score, which is years later taken by ABB.
>>72965395
me too, being blue-pilled wasn't so bad, or rather being red-pilled gives you only sorrow to know the world is in need of a purge that'll never come or at least it'll arrive so late the cure will be as bad as the disease
Dogger thread
18 May 2005.
Furries were the considered the utmost disgusting and unhealthy thing conceivable, the only thing to warrant universal hate on 4chan. Early attack chopper sexuals on the internet are heavily affected by Warner Brothers cartoons so they identify as wolves and dragon kin instead of more humanoid gender fluids like the millenials. No-one uses "degeneracy", probably because loli and guro had their own boards not so long ago and were only axed because moot calculated he'd get more desperately needed ad money if there were no blatant animated child porn and depiction of lolis being skinned alive on his site.
>>72966274
He should know by now claiming authority by old faggotry doesn't work. To assert yourself in /pol/ you need to call the opposition reddit cucks and/or JIDF shills. Summarizing their argument with a general ceiling term and a "muh" in green text will guarantee victory.
>>72967685
Go away evil dogger
>>72967685
Go away evil dogger.
2nd March 2006
There's something extra bothering about Asuka getting fucked by a dirty nigger, something greater than the usual salary man or Gendo. Since I haven't yet broken my Jewstrix programming and become race-conscious I can't identify the source of the annoyance.
A.Wyatt Mann cartoons are all over /b/ but they're taken as a joke and irony or stormfront trolls. The scheming Jew hasn't made his memefication breakthrough.
>>72965395
>2011
>>72970169
>i don't buy new computers
June 17th 2004
Screen cap of Nevada thread from few days ago. A little girl who probably didn't even have her first period yet slit the throat of another little girl because she called her fat on the internet. She gets memefied into fan art. /b/ obsesses about her. Everyone wants her. I've never experienced such an insane reaction to such senseless tragedy. The blatant anarchy and nihilism is liberating and exciting. I get addicted to 4chan. The pure freedom of thought and speech is too much. I feel like I've discovered something that'll revolutionize the world or at least my free time. Watching the world burn with other hyper-active anarchistic little shits is so much fun.
...I have no fucking idea I'll be here ever since, long after the fun has ended.
>>72967685
g-go away e-evil dogger
>>72971223
>whiteknighting in 2004
and people still think /b/ was ever good lol
>>72960716
Gas yourself you worthless faggot.
this thread is pure cancer
>>72967685
Go away evil dogger.
>>72971543
>Not knowing Nevada-tan
kys
2004 summer, truly the Golden Age.
