Now that the first stage of this shitshow is over, who will this glorious man's Vice President be?
>>72958558
It has to be someone who is expert on memes
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>>72958558
Tom Brady.
Next year we will have the first VP to be defending Super Bowl Champion.
Jon Huntsman
He should at least be Ambassador to Chyna.
Rick Perry?
Pat Buchanan.
Ben Carson or Oprah
>>72958720
Oh damn. That duo would be unstoppable in any country's election, legal or not.
Carson
>>72959049
Except he already endorsed K-sick.
I cant wait to see Gary Busey as a Supreme Court justice
>>72958558
bernie
>>72958558
I gotta think he's going with the fat man, Chris Christie, and not little boy Marco Rubio.
I'd like one Webb and a side of fries
>>72959332
Fucking lol.
I think he's secretly Eric Trump's biological father.
>>72958558
Webb
>bipartisan ticket
>hates Hillary and SJW
>only democrat to not suck up to BLM protesters
>war hero, blew up gooks and charged bunkers, doesn't afraid of anything.
>racemixer but it's a woman of the same race of the men he killed so it's like taking a war bride, alpha as fuck behavior
chris christie
>>72958558
Pat Buchanan.
r money
>>72959542
too bad trump said that his vp pick will be a republican
Bill Clinton.
Buchanan would be great
>>72958558
Moon Man would be good.
>>72959049
No he wouldn't
Arnold was a shitty governor. Not even California would vote for him.
So tired of hiring Webb i'm going to filter it right now
>>72959931
hearing
It should be Jim Webb.
But it will probably be some boring, nondescript senator with lots of legislative experience.
Ron Paul a possibility?
>>72959931
cry some more faggot
>>72960024
No chance at all, sadly.
Paul has denounced him so many times it isn't even funny.
If by any chance it's Trump/Ro. Paul and they win, I will die of a heart attack.
>>72958558
The Rock or Arnold
>>72958558
Said this AM he was shooting for a Republican politician.
1) Gingrich - Heavy hitter with legitimate solid connections. Indicted Slick Willie. Competent.
2) Martinez - Wins the Hispanic & neutralizes the woman-remarks. Good character pick with high ceiling.
3) Rubio - Little Marco would help with the Hispanic and Bernie voters.
4) Christie - I'm deathly afraid of this pick. Against everything this man stands for.
>>72958558
Mark it down.
JAMES
FUCKING
WOODS
here's what the odds are on betting sites
The reality is that he needs a woman (not Palin) or a minority. He has the white male vote locked up and that isn't enough to win.
>>72958558
Judge Pirro
>>72960960
>he needs a woman or minority
no he fucking doesn't. Go vote for Hillary if you want minority pandering politics.
>>72960805
yes please
>>72958558
Ron Paul.
>not based (Vice) President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
A hispanic woman with experience in politics. So it really should be Susana Martinez! It's the ultimate troll move and a perfect choice. Trump is polling horribly with women, so he has to make a woman his running mate in order to have a shot at the presidency. Plus, it makes it easy to deflect a lot of attacks by Hillary.
Rand Paul. He doesn't agree with some of the things Trump says, but that should be a good thing. Don't want a Yes man as VP.
>>72960805
He doesn't do well after sitdowns
However Im with James Woods
Paul Ryan
Rubio hopefully. He's anti immigration which is k with me.
Probably some fucking jew, that AIPAC speech won't suffice.
I think it'll be mattis, althought i'm not sure if he'll appear too militaristic.
>>72958558
I really hate Sanders, but if he becomes VP, we got this in the bag. Wouldn't put it past the Don.
Oh God, imagine the chaos.
>>72958558
>implying he will win
Listen, I really want him to win. I do. But let's face the truth. It was programmed from the beginning, that Hillary is going to win.
>>72961824
>Rand Paul. He doesn't agree with some of the things Trump says, but that should be a good thing. Don't want a Yes man as VP.
Yeah lets pick an establishment VP to undermine Trumps entire campaign ideals. LOW ENERGY POST
>>72960947
>Cunnilingus Rice
Right.
>>72958558
Rand Paul
vince mcmahon
Monica lewinsky
>>72960947
wtf is with kasich and rubio so high. anon plz buy some nos on those for me.
Ted Cruz.
>>72962138
lol Milo aka Nero just tweeted this. Hilarious. Talk about how to cuck hildawg.
>>72961455
This is for the future. Currently, it needs to be not a nigger.
>>72961824
>Rand Paul
They guy who wants a wall and deportation pick a guy that doesn't believe in borders
HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?
Susana Martinez.
Any other answer is wrong. She is the perfect foil to Hillary, and immediately BTFOs two of Trump's main detractors (women and hispanics).
She's also very similar politically and has balls.
Another billionaire businessman
>>72962078
Uh if trump announced Sanders then Trumps campaign would go down the shitter. People would immediately turn away from trump as he just picked a fucking commie as his VP. His campaign might pick up a few bernouts but compared to the losses? Absolutely not worth it.
Sarah Palin
>>72958558
Himmler
>He would be literally hitler
>>72958720
fuck no.
fucking liberal faggot banned 50 BMG in commiefornia fuck the nigger
Bernie Sanders
>>72962109
>Rand
>Establishment
Kek
>>72958558
jeb
>>72959996
I really wish it would be, but picking a democrat would give too much fuel to the accusations that Trump's a liberal, even if Webb aligns more with the right on a lot of issues, people will only see the D in front of his name.
Billy Mitchell
>>72962505
That would be pretty avant garde.
>>72958720
Action actors tend to be liberals in real life
>>72962716
yesss
>>72962681
>picking a democrat would give too much fuel to the accusations that Trump's a liberal
Does it even matter anymore? The #TrueConservatives have no choice but to vote Trump now. They might stamp their feet and burn their registration but they hate Hillary to their core.
I'm more into the symbolic value of picking Webb. It would embody the transformation of the GOP from a bunch of neo-cuckservative "compassionate conservative" losers into a Jacksonian bona-fide American nationalist party with a white, working class base.
N E W T
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W
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>>72960751
>>72962285
>>72961476
These.
Martinez is the most logical choice and gives him the most benefits. He would have a hispanic woman in his corner defending him from claims of misogyny and racism.
>>72962138
underrated mongol.
Jesse Venture said he'd consider it
Barbara Bush.
What, you thought he was done humiliating poor Jeb(!)?
>>72962138
Would worship Trump at a shrine if this happened
>>72958558
>>72963030
I hope so, I just think they'll be too cautious. I love Trump and I love Webb, they'd make an awesome team.
>>72963030
You're alright bong
Also you are right
Any Republican who's wouldn't vote Trump because of his DINO, now independent, fmr anti iraq war Republican, who was secretary of the fucking Navy in Reagans cabinet is already not voting for him.
Let those cucks die in their own little circlejerk.
WEBB WEBB WEBB WEBB WEBB
>>72958558
Crispy cream
>>72962285
Susana Martinez gives him New Mexico as well.
If he picks Susana Martinez, they might as well just make him President on that day.
>>72963958
Hispanics aren't going to vote Republican
Blacks aren't going to vote Republican
no literally who minority VP pick is ever going to change that
stop this meme
>>72959766
Source?
>>72958911
way way WAY too smart for the neo degenerate party
republicans like him will be ridiculed in the neo America. I mean seriously what kind of simpering faggot reads books???
>>72963752
this would be a brilliant move to appear less lardy and fat
everybody knows women wont elect fatty bankrupt based on current polling figures.
his son or daughter
1. Trump is the king of publicity stunts.
2. Is there a bigger publicity stunt than picking Megyn Kelly as VP?
They bury the hatchet on 5/19. MK is a lawyer, very smart, quick on her feet, aggressive, tough,likable, pretty, famous, ambitious, (sort of moderate) with baked in GOP support. Trump/Kelly breaks the internet, neutralizes female unfavorables, and herAll Americanbeauty doesn't do any favors for HC.
>>72964083
what matters is if he can get better margins than other Republican candidates, especially for blacks
>>72960947
>Cruz
>that fucking low
Who ever sets up these odds are retarded.
>>72960751
Gingrich, Martinez, or Rubio are fine choices.
I want absolutely nothing to do with Christie...that guy is a fucking moron.
>yfw Trump makes Sanders his VP
>>72963752
He'll be Attorney General
What happens now do they still hold the other primaries ?
>>72963752
I really hope he doesn't pick that disgusting fat piece of shit. He doesn't even have the self-control and intelligence to lose weight. How can he help lead the free world?!
>>72958558
BEN CARSON FOR NIGGER VOTES
>>72964464
Trump is never, ever going to pick Cruz. You can't irreversibly brand somebody as an incompetent liar and put them on a ticket with you.
Not to mention I would genuinely be pissed at Trump if he did that. Cruz is a despicable man.
>>72963839
No cunts please.
Condoleezza Rice
Knocks off two cards, he can't be called a racist or seixst
Has foreign policy experience
And plus Trump won't be tempted to fuck her
>>72962716
Hillary then picks Wiebe. It begins anew.
It's been obvious from the beginning.
>>72964778
He's free to eat, dude.
>>72965213
No cunts please.
>>72962781
Wat? Arnie is a republican, and was governor of cali, senpai
>>72960947
Trump/Sessions has a really good ring to it
>>72965213
That just blew my mind. Well thought out Utopian dream.
>>72959766
Webb was fucking ASOD and SECNAV under Reagan. He's more Republican than some of the people who ran for the Republican nomination.
>>72958558
Trump will pour all his remaining campaign money into cloning himself.
He'll be his own Vice President.
>>72960947
I love how rubio is in 3rd despite probably getting memed on the hardest by Don. He would be a great choice though
>>72962681
And what does that accomplish?
How do you convince Democrats to vote for Clinton by yelling OY VEY! LOOK AT TRUMP PICKING A DEMOCRAT! I GUESS HE'S NOT THE FAR RIGHT NAZI WE PAINTED HIM AS! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY VOTE CLINTON!
>>72965213
Trump can't run as the anti-establishment candidate with the secretary of state of an establishment president as his running mate.
>>72966078
sounds good, lets just wrap this up then and call him president right now
>>72960947
>tfw no jeb
please clap
>>72960947
>Chris Christie
>Susana Martinez
Pls no
(New Mexican here)
Plus she already gave Trump a hard time on the whole Mexican immigrants thing
>>72966153
I don't see it. He wouldn't bring anything to a general election. He couldn't even guarantee Florida, he lost it in the primary to Trump.
>>72962043
>>72963489
Already said 'no' on military vp
>>72962298
Already said he's got he business side under control
>>72964442
Cute but too JJ Abrhams LOST
>>72960150
Paul is a retard, that's why he lost 2012 too.
KASICH
>BALANCED THE BUDGET FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MAN LANDED ON THE MOON
>SITTING GOVERNOR OF OHIO (NO REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT CAN WIN WITHOUT IT)
>MET WITH NIXON IN THE OVAL ROOM AS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE
>WAS AT THE 1976 BROKERED CONVENTION AND SUPPORTED REAGAN
>WORKED WITH REAGAN
>QT DAUGHTERS WILL BE 18 IN A FEW YEARS
Watched Newt Gingrich talk about this last night, he, along with anyone else who knows even a little bit about politics thinks it should be Susana Martinez.
Would it make you uncomfortable /pol/?
>>72962043
>>72963489
Mattis won't be veep but he's a shoe-in for Secretary of Defense
>>72966599
>hard time..
Explain
>>72964399
Why so salty?
Can Diamond and Silk both be VP?
>>72966820
No - picking VPs to try and win demographic brownie points never fucking works.
McCain/Palin and Mondale/Ferraro both lost the women vote by 15 point margins. A token veep for Trump wouldn't play any better.
Pick the best person for the job, and the narrative will sort itself out.
>>72966927
When Trump came out as a candidate Susana Martinez has asked by news reporters what she thought.
She gave an opinion. You can google it yourself it's like the oldest thing with Susana Martinez and Trump in it.
But she literally is so far up the establishments ass, she has already came out against the wall.
>>72966820
Honestly, look at what Susana Martinez has already said about Trump.
Hillary Clintons team would use that in a New York minute.
>>72967076
Trump is down with women by 27 points against Clinton right now, he has 0 hope of turning the narrative around by picking an old white man.
Identity politics is something we all hate but it's huge for normies.
>>72967164
>New Mexico’s governor, Susana Martinez, chairwoman of the Republican Governors Association, did not mince words: She told the crowd of about 60 wealthy GOP backers that, as a Latina, she was offended by Trump’s language about immigrants. Noting her years working as a prosecutor on the Mexican border and now as a border-state governor, Martinez said Trump’s plan to build a wall and force Mexico to pay for it was unrealistic and irresponsible, according to multiple people in attendance.
The comments were a remarkably strong rebuke of the GOP front-runner by Martinez, who has been publicly circumspect about his candidacy since the GOP contest began.
Yeah guys, sounds like a real strong VP candidate. Why don't we throw in Nikki Haley into the mix?
TRUMP has WON the NOMINATION. ITS OVER FOLKS. WATCH, Donald Trump "Start Me Up" Only a minute long. DO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
.....,,..,,..,
>>72967329
So let her use it, I still don't see how it wouldn't end up as a net positive. The bitch can speak and be an attack dog for anyone calling him racist. The worst thing she said was that the wall wouldn't work, can just say they discussed it further and she's convinced.
>>72958558
Carson
Jim Carrey
Trump's spokeswoman is hot as fuck, I hope she is VP.
>>72967463
So he admits that she's the expert having seen and experienced it first hand. He appeals to moderates yet still stands firm on his desire to secure the border.
>>72958558
megyn kelly
>>72967360
He also won't turn the narrative around by picking a token woman, black, or hispanic VP.
>>72958709
He's not the defending champ. He won the Super Bowl LAST YEAR.
Brady would be a cool pick though, even if it alienates the same New Yorkers Trump relied on through the primaries. I'd rather see him pick another NFL athlete who endorsed him for president, though...
"GETCHA POPCORN READY!"
"I LOVE ME SOME ME!"
-Terrell Owens
Tell me TO isn't black Donald Trump (black version). This is just what he needs to cement his support in the south and keep Hillary from winning east of the Mississippi.
Speaking of Donald Trump (black version)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
i thought USA president elected is on November ? ?
>>72967632
I know you meant Ben Carson, but....
>mfw he picks Carson Palmer
>>72958558
It'll be one of the few civilized dindunuffin in order to lose his racist reputation in the media.
Source: I've been cucked by politics all my life.
>>72967844
He may not turn it around but he'd make it much easier to swallow for women and spics than voting for two old white man against a woman and a minority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmRr6r-9zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvEUagpnBuY
Webb and Trump speak the same language. Webb would be an excellent backup president.
>>72959542
As much as I hate labor union Democrats, this would be kinda cool
>>72966807
"""""""qt"""""""" daughters
>>72958558
McMahon
>>72968257
Jesus fucking Christ they look exactly like him.
>>72968257
How can anybody fuck these girls and not think of their father? They have the exact same face, Jesus Christ
>>72967565
She has the same face as my female school mate from High school
>>72958558
I believe the only way to get out of this messed with his comments on illegal immigrants is to elect a Hispanic
>>72968796
He has given up their vote for the dindu vote. If he gets 20% of blacks, he wins. His VP will be either Ben Carson, Allen West, Omarosa, or Katrina Pierson.
>>72958709
No, fuck Brady... His only redeeming quality is that he wants to MAGA
>>72958558
Only man fit to stand at the Dark Emperor's side.
>>72958558
Fiorina
Is there a certain point in the US election where your VP must be presented? Or can it be after elections
>>72958558
john boner
>>72964302
Whoever they are, they will have ELECTROLYTES.
>>72958558
Bubba
>>72965612
Shiiit... I wish a nigga would
>>72958558
At least have the common goddamned courtesy to suggest the only viable answer in the original post, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmRr6r-9zg
Susana Martinez is the best choice.
>>72967993
Cam Newton jobbed Palmer out of league MVP
>>72969802
whoa! dont be retarded.
>>72958558
Curt Schilling
>>72960751
Marco is a beast @ debating, and would be a good choice for many reasons, but I really don't think Mexicans will give a shit about what a Cuban says. He won't help with the hispanic vote. He's a good pick to steal moderates.
>>72962316
You've learned nothing have you?
Trump can easily paint Sanders as a man with great ideas, but someone who needs to be controlled. Trump could say the media has blown Sanders out of proportion, much like they did with him.
I don't think you even belong in this thread, let alone this board, if you doubt for a second Emperor Trump couldn't.
Why don't you go back to your fires and let the big boys talk, okay?
>>72964093
>"I think probably I would like to go with somebody with great political experience," Trump told "Good Morning America" today of his potential pick.
>He doesn't have "a name in mind,” Trump said, but there are certain boxes that will need to be checked.
>His vice presidential pick would definitely be a Republican and would "most likely" be an elected official, he said.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-teases-vp-requirements/story?id=38869060
>>72969922
come on
>>72965879
Look how California turned out.
>>72970287
shes a shitty governor. very little experience outside of new mexico. no way, no how. if he picks her, im voting gary johnson.
>>72967970
yes and inaugurated next year
Stop with the old fucks. Trump needs a young VP. Not an oldfag. Someone under 60. Boomers have enough representation. He needs a successor so we have 16 years of Trump domination.
>>72968257
>twins
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/05/trump-john-kasich-vice-president-222802
>>72962118
Second Sweet Randy P.
>>72970225
Webb has changed parties before.
>>72962112
Eww what the heck I just googled that word. Why would you type that?
Honestly I think Rand Paul would be his best VP choice. He can bring in Cruz voters, Libertarian voters, and also the disgruntled Sanders supporters. He'd be a great choice.
>>72970398
Goddammit, you idiots are the worst, I just spent hours arguing with a bunch of butthurt cuckservatives about the importance of stopping Clinton and here we have Trump supporters literally not wanting him to win.
This whole party is a mess.
>>72969011
He cant.
>>72972071
go die slow
Again, what's the problem with Newt??
>>72972364
Go get raped by a bunch of illegals who will have drivers licenses because of your shitty principals.
JESSE VENTURA
>>72959906
Live in California. Can confirm he was a shit Governor.
>>72962078
Why the fuck do people keep suggesting this? Those two are diametrically opposed and fucking hate each other.
>>72972461
you can watch your gf get fucked by them. then you can eat the creampies they leave behind.
>>72972679
They are planning a private meeting together next monday.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>72958558
Oprah
>>72972797
Sauce?
>>72972746
I'd rather vote for a man who will deport them than be too butthurt to stop a Clinton presidency from raping your whole family.
>>72972797
Wait really?! OH SHIT WHADDUP, BOIII HE BOUT TO DO IT!
>>72969441
It's usually done at the convention
>>72972667
Get rid of your wicked fucking witch already. How is she still around? Is this dark magic at work? Are we really going to have to wait for her to die for you people to stop voting for her?
In all honesty Susan Collins could be a candidate.
>Senior member of the senate. Knows how they work
>Moderate republican women who is pro choice
>Well respected for the most part
She would make the pill much easier to swallow for some people. The yin to his yang
He needs a nonwhite or Webb.
Webb would be another finger to the establishment and Trump can claim that he only cares for the country, not the party.
Heard him on fox and it sounds like Trump is leaning towards a senator/congressman.
I doubt it'll be any of these governors that people keep bringing up. If he's looking for a woman than he may go for Joni Ernst.
>>72959542
I wish this meme would stop.
>>72960805
Fuck yes
>>72973717
There's also a precedent in a republican choosing a democratic running mate in Lincoln and Johnson.
>>72973965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xCxBZ1DpyI
The Webb Wagon doesn't have brakes any more that the Trump Train does.
Miss America 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOscUqPrui8
Jim Webb or Trey Gowdy
All you fuckers caving to identity politics need to just STFU. You are defying the soul purpose of the Trump legitimacy.
As I've said before, VP choice is not going to sway anyone, from joining our abandoning Trump. Has anyone ever said... "Oh thank God George H W Bush chose Dan Quail for VP! NOW, I can vote for Bush!"
>>72970050
We need to dispel with this fiction that Marco is a beast @ debating
>>72961824
Mad as it sounds, its worth a £20 punt.
>>72970050
>Marco is a beast @ debating
He can't even pass the Turing test, any half-competent Dem VP would crush him totally.
>>72970577
>not giving trump new jersey
>>72975850
kek
