He's on, who's listening
>>72949029
I too want to hear his abject despair.
>>72949029
so what's the priesthood doing?
>>72949161
It's The Priesthood Flaccid
>>72949029
Sad sack
>>72949029
It's rather put kittens in a blender, turn it to the slowest speed and listen to death mews.
>>72949029
I listen every day, listening now. boring as shit, sucking carlys dick rn
Testing if I'm b&
>>72949029
Honestly this has all been cringe worthy so far
Who is he?
Glenn Beck, I would rather listen to a recording of Hillary Clintons bathroom shits and farts then listen to Glenn Beck....
>>72949394
St. Cheeto McGee
>>72949297
Really "she might have been liberal, but right now, in this moment. She is the biggest patriot in America in this moment."
Glenn beck was absolutely based back in 2001/2002 when he was a local for Tampa. Syndication turned him crazy
>>72949552
He was based in 2009 when he was pissing off every liberal in the media. They fucking wrote articles about how bad they hated him.
>>72949769
I even liked him through this last election but since he lost fox it's been nothing but home schooled style cringe
>>72949394
>>72949029
link?
>>72949029
>listen to Beck, Levin and Limbaugh?
Never again! Ya know, Levin accused Faux News for being a Trump super PAC (which is delusional) and yet Levin and Beck acted as Cruz's network and radio super PACs.
And the way Levin and Beck shilled for Cruz, you'd think they were both having Cruz's baby!
So let me guess. He's talking about everything else and maybe dropping a hint he might say something about last night later in the program?
Don't make me have to put the radio on and suffer through it. Today's Beck is not the good ol' days Beck.
>>72949394
Fundie nutjob who somehow has a media empire
I had a student in my high school class who came from bible belt america back in the 2012 election, he would spend every day talking about how obama was going to force him to go back to america (he didn't) and telling me to go to theblaze because it was the only news source that gave the truth
>>72949552
>>72949769
He was NEVER based. He's always been a zionist misinformation agent. Wake the fuck up. Christianity is being coopted and corrupted for about as long as fake holidays like Hannukah have been around, ie, since about the 1850s. He's a christian zionist pied piper, bought and owned by the Synogogue of Satan. I get normies being fooled, but how do you find your way onto /pol/ but still lack the minimal brains to see what a fucking shill that guy has always been?
WAKE. UP.
>>72949029
Is his show always this shit?
>>72949029
rate my OC
>No link
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Glenn-Beck-Program-p20277/
Listen Live here.
I'm listening.
>>72951754
This.
Christians, stop taking marching orders from a Mormon heretic. He's not a believer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>>72951754
This. Beck is nothing more than a shabbo's goy.
>>72951566
I feel Limbaugh, although he's Trump leaning, he has been pretty fair. Levin and beck basically threw away millions of listeners because they decided to back someone before they knew how the people felt.
>>72951589
No he went right into it.
>>72951919
I don't understand american fundies
How can they look at a man who unironically suggests to use fasting as a super prayer to rig a secular election (when the bible says it's for spiritual reflection) and take him seriously?
>>72951855
Why is Brian Kilmeade on Beck's show? I don't listen to Glenn?
I can't listen anymore
INSUFFERABLE CUNT
>>72949029
I hope he cries.
>>72952071
Fundies are spiritually fervent but also biblically illiterate and sadly, many are proud of that. The don't try to think about their faith but only use their feelings.
>>72952090
Might be sitting in. Glenn did take a hard blow yesterday.
>>72949161
#CuttingForPreisthood
>>72952164
The crying and prayer time all happened last night at the Cruz family get together that Beck no doubt invited himself to.
>>72952285
Haha. What a bitch.
>>72952304
He's ¡Jeb! Tier I swear
>>72951718
Mormon =/= fundie
Mormon =/= Christian
i-is he ok
>>72952019
If you listened to him Rush was probably for Cruz, but he was at least smart enough to completely trash trump thereby losing his supporters and being able to play the rally around him even if he is not conservative because the number 1 thing is anti-Hillary card without looking like a hypocrite
>>72949433
I too would like to listen to that
>72952019
I dunno. I listened to Limbaugh more than Levin and Beck combined, but in recent months Limbaugh started triggering my suspicions.
The obvious shill from Limbaugh was when Boehner called Cruz Lucifer. That day Limbaugh started his show, salivating in hopesn of convincing his listeners Cruz was the real outsider.
Limbaugh has bragged in the past, on what good friends he is with the Bush family. I emailed Limbaugh repeatedly to mention how Neil Bush joining Cruz's campaign, never a word. And he would never attatch Rafael Cruz SR to the Bush family oil company. EliminaTED was an insider before he was out of the womb, but Limbaugh was obviously slanted to Cruz, as his pals the Bush family.
A more direct link to his program from Blaze Radio
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=3655&s=16974&k=721f33e1-bfec-401b-8749-0ec258833a46
It's having a News Break, talking about Cruzs drop
>>72951718
he wasn't even openly religious when he started his show. he converted to get more numbers.
>>72952486
I just think he felt that Trump voters weren't veteran voters and so he treated them like children. I can tell Rush has a disconnect with Trump voters but I can also tell he genuinely tries to understand why we support Trump
>>72952071
they are like religious sjws, it's about feelings not what is actually happening
>>72949029
His salty tears give me a raging Trump tower.
>>72951754
didn't he just mean he had a copy of the same edition?
why would he say he was holding the actual book?
>>72951919
That video gave me AIDS
Will he kill himself though?
>>72952656
At least he's honest when he mentions he's friends with Bush's lets see what he says today.
>>72952700
rush isn't stupid. he avoids topics that are actually inflammatory to the party; he rarely praised ron paul but wouldn't denigrate him either, just didn't give him any time. that's the safest choice for his radio career and he'll continue to make safe choices like that until he has a heart attack and dies.
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=3655&s=16974&k=721f33e1-bfec-401b-8749-0ec258833a46 He's back on! Get in here! HE'S RAGING!
>>72952486
He lost his supporters that were for Trump anyway. It got sickening listening to him kiss up to Cruzbots everyday, making it seem like they were the majority of his listeners, thus
>implying that Cruzbots are the "true conservatives", since he is the leader of "true conservatives"
It was funny that people downplayed that story about him meeting with Fox, Murdoch, oreilly to agree to shill for Rubio on the fucking amnesty. That faggot Rush shilled for Rubio long after Rubio was outed as a complete tool.
>Rush to shill for Cruz
>Geck to shill for Cruz
You will know them by their fruits; both are agents of the Zionists. But that's the great deception, the cultivation of CHRISTIAN Zionists. That's the ONLY reason christians were recruited for the Republican party, to become zionist shabbos goy. Back when Kissinger was Sec. of State it began, and they marched to the piper; all those televangelists, and ecstatic preachers, who just re-write the bible based on visions and their own fucking imaginations, right in front of cameras -- AND THE MESSAGE IS ALWAYS:
>support Israel goy! Die for Israel goy! Send your money to Israel goy!
But they're not even Jews. The Khazar Jews are all medeival converts, and they're the majority of the state of Israel. All the zionists are fucking Khazars.
> https://archive.is/EIceV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZVihACwQ0
>>72953037
Trump gains +1 to reputation and +2 to charisma for the next poll. Keks magical toupe of protection from shitslinging in full effect.
Did crazy uncle Glenn just say "there will never be another GOP president ever again?"
>mfw when yuropoor listening to some loony mormon being salty as fuck
>>72951802
I feel sad now
>>72953185
THE PRIESTHOOD IS HAPPENING
Eh, Glenn Beck and the other people on his show are pretty funny and have decent bantz sometimes, but his show has never been that great
>>72953199
Fuck, did I miss that:(
>muh highschool
>muh being bullied
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK GLENN?
BULLYS
will we finally have her on our side?
Glenn's going all MUH BIFF TANNER!
>>72949029
Oh my God, Becky, look at that tRUMP!
>>72953309
>Beck's show has decent bantz sometimes
Maybe if you think Saturday morning cartoons or 13 year old girls have "decent bantz", I can see how you'd say that.
>>72952019
Nah Rush is likely a Cruz guy, but he actually understands why people like Trump and can empathize, and is actually really fair in how he handles his show. He and Hannity are the only two sane mainstream conservative pundits.
Although I suspect everyone else is gonna fall in line any second now after last night.
Why won't you notice me, senpai-desu?
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=3655&s=16974&k=721f33e1-bfec-401b-8749-0ec258833a46
Link bump
>>72953631
You had me until Hannity, he is the shittiest of the shitter conservative talk guys. Limbaugh is a god, and has been top of the food chain decades for a reason.
>>72951802
I wanna cheer up Nep.
>>72949029
>He's on meth, who gives a fuck
>The King
>>72949394
Glenn 'Cheesy' Beck
>>72952844
Heh, it's all you man. I've washed my hands of him.
But to your point, I think his honesty could be construed as arrogance as well. I often felt Rushed has had a noticeable tone if condescension for his callers, and I think he's arrogant enough to srtate his friendship with the Bush family, while spending 3 hours a day to manupulate his listeners to vote in ways that are in favor of career politians and against the better interests of the American citizens.
>>72953724
Hannity is sane, the guy's right about that. He's not really entertaining, but he isn't unhinged like Beck and Levin.
What the fuck is been talking about being a cool guy?!??!???
He is nuts man
Goddamn, he's really got a hard on for these Bullies. I feel like he's about to shed a tear
What a fucking nut xD
>>72949029
JUST
This guy is actually a fucking nutjob
>>72954079
Beck has an unbelievably simplistic understanding of Trump's appeal. The guy might just be too stupid to grasp this.
Commerical. Usually lasts 7-10 mins.
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=3655&s=16974&k=721f33e1-bfec-401b-8749-0ec258833a46
Link bump
>>72954079
Is that comic new? That was quick
>>72949029
I was when I was in my car a few minutes ago. He was on a long tantrum about how Trump won't win the general and it will ruin the GOP forever cause Clinton will legalize their voting base.
Then he said, "He might win though, I've been wrong this entire election."
Later he said, "But Trump won't build the wall. Mexico will not pay for it. If he does build it and Mexico pays for it, I will apologize to Trump on that day."
I'm fucking surprised he's still fighting it. This is now when everybody needs to get behind Trump. Regardless of who you are, if you're on the right, you prefer Trump over Hillary or Bernie. It's embarrassing that someone would try to break this family up and leave it divided when we now have a common enemy. And to what end? There isn't one. It's utterly pointless cause his tantrum will not change the presumptive nominee.
>>72954390
Usually updates daily on Kikebook, and his mainpage. Daily Redpilled goodness.
>>72954069
He's using an extended metaphor.
High school in-crowd/cool guys = Protected classes
Normie/never in the high school in-crowd/not super smart/not varsity sport material/average normie = Glenn Beck listeners
Person who is supposedly listening to the normies = Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a bad guy according to Glenn Beck and other conservatives. Donald Trump is actually a good guy to his supporters. Glenn Beck and friends are the real bad guys.
Somebody might wanna go check on any bullies the Glenn might have had in high school.
LESS THAN FOUR DOLLARS A PHONE
FINALLY A PHONE INSURANCE COMPANY THAT LISTENS TO ME
Solutions From Science lol
Two 100 Watt solar panels will power your entire home in the event of a storm blackout.
Except it's fucking cloudy.
Fuck you, Beck.
He's back!
>>72953498
Damn she has nice titties. Who is she?
Stew is on the couch.
wtf that segment was less than a minute long/
>tfw loved this guy when he was on CNN
>tfw he went full batshit after losing his Fox show
Are you afraid of blindness and amputation?
You should be!
Take our unevaluated product!
>>72951754
I said 2009. Not 2016. Not 2015. Not any year between 2010-2014 for that matter.
I know you're too young to remember but he was the shit. He shit on the Fed, he shit on the liberal media, he was the guy that spoke about the Freedom Flotilla.
He's back!
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=3655&s=16974&k=721f33e1-bfec-401b-8749-0ec258833a46
>>72954453
Give it 3days to a week. These people have been jerking each other off over the never trump hashtag for a year. They need time to pick up what is left of their pride. I think it is more interesting to focus on the Hillary/Bernie dynamic. The real win for us last night was in the Democratic primary primary because it "legitimized" Bernie as a contender. It did in the eyes of progressives anyways. I hope Hillary's margin ends up being the superdelegates. It will ruin the Democratic party.
>>72952647
>germanbro will never have hillary take a dump on his chest
You can visually see the asshurt coming out of my headphones.
>I fear a BUSINESSMAN more than a pathological liar, and tyrant politician
>Pray for Secret Service Protecting Trump, because I feel bad for them
Glenn gets loons as big as him
>>72955251
I would give it time, but I don't trust religious zealots: Muslim nor Christian.
I'm happy about Bernie winning. The more the gap narrows between Hillary and Bernie, the better for us. It means more of a divide in the DNC, more money Hillary has to spend, less time Hillary can focus on the general (I thought that would happen to us), and more ammunition for Trump to annihilate her with.
NEW BEN! SUCK IT BECK!
KAYNE 2020!
>>72955930
SWOOSH right through the basketball ring!
>>72951919
Back in better days, priests would have burned Glenn Beck at the stake for how he profanes the name of God. Hopefully he would have repented in the flames before his final judgement.
That would have been the priesthood rising.
>>72953498
>>72954620
She called those who don't like Trump "cuckservatives" on Fox last night.
>>72955930
I know one person who's listening
>>72955208
>Help!!
>-Jeb
>in a bottle
Kek
He just said that Kasich is dropping out this afternoon... I'm gonna be a citation for that Mr. Cuck.
>>72956550
no she said she is called cuckservative by trump bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8
Hahah still shilling for Ted Cruz, after he has already dropped out. What an idiot.
>>72956920
jesus
Is anyone else surprised how mainstream /pol/ is now?
>>72957178
Don't say it's mainstream. FEMALES will show up and ruin it
>>72951718
>somehow has a media empire
at first he was a shock jock now he has a media empire because Neocons like him and knows fundies are easier to manipulate
weird Christian music intro
this is bizarre
>fusion of entertainment and enlightenment
>>72949285
You win the creativity award for the day.
Have a wigglekitty.
>>72957178
It's only so mainstream. A lot of stuff comes from /pol/ but no one really knows it comes from /pol/.
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/kX-OWgnmTzE
I wonder what his prefered prescription drug he enjoys abusing.
>>72952071
evangelicals are niggers.
>>72958209
KARATE CHOP KASICH DROPS OUT
DONALD TRUMP IS THE ****ONLY**** CANDIDATE LEFT IN THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY
>>72951919
>click random timeframe
>"A PRANCING DEMON"
Heh I love Alex Jones
>>72952923
This is surprisingly accurate
>>72958898
I do that too. He's the best.
"A PRANCING DEMON - WE HAVE THE DOCUMENTS - THIS CRAP MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL"
>>72949029
Shit this guy is NOT aging well...
>>72957825
That girl should wiggle down on muh dick
