* walks towards you slowly *
I'm sorry, anon, but Soros has paid me to take out all of Trump's supporters before the election
Seduce me
>>72946854
*throws first punch*
bring it on rato I've been waiting for this day
>>72946854
I got a cat just for this occasion.
>>72946854
He's like the T-1000 after it started to glitch and couldn't properly imitate a human
RATO GET BACK-O
Post zodiac headline
>>72946854
Fuuuuuuaaaarrrrrkkkkk
Confirmed for next Superman actor
>>72946994
*El Rato teleports behind you*
*flips cape back*
*unsheathes katana*
Nothing personnel, kid
*slices three times with katana*
*tips fedora*
*wipes blood on cape*
>>72946994
You think the Priesthood's rise is so easily stopped? Heh...
* teleports behind you with a flash of holy light and throws you down looming over you *
You're finished, kid... never shoulda supported Dahnald over a proven conservative with a track record
* fires cruzmissiles at your corpse *
>reading this in his voice
Holy KEK, this guy was great.
>>72947133
>>72946854
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
En garde.
It's not easy to tick me off. I don't get angry often. But you mess with my wife, you mess with my kids, that will do it every time.
Donald, you're a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone.
*lagged behind you in 329 ping speed*
I'm afraid you hav--e picked the wors---t opponent and yo----ur arrogant will be your undo--------ing.
>>72947175
>*El Rato teleports behind you*
>*flips cape back*
>*unsheathes katana*
>Nothing personnel, kid
>*slices three times with katana*
>*tips fedora*
>*wipes blood on cape*
>>72947175
GODDAMIT
I wanted to post this pasta. My day is ruined.
*double legs him*
*rolls him*
*puts him in a sugar hold*
You FUCKED with the wrong dude, dude.
>>72946854
>Hey, you're new around here; we don't take kindly to strangers on our turf!!!
it's over ted, now you have to go back
"teleports Rato beyond the Wall"
"distant squeaks of terror"
>>72946854
Haha, what a joke. I'd rip off his ears, pull out his eyes and chew off his nose. I'm serious guys, I'm hungry for face.
>>72947129
Nice eminem reference, anon
>>72947275
*El Rato teleports behind you*
*flips cape back*
*unsheathes katana*
Nothing personnel, kid
*slices three times with katana*
*tips fedora*
*wipes blood on cape*
>>72947646
*its a hologram*
>>72947175
*it's a hologram*
>>72946909
Underrated reference
>>72946854
*get Cruzified*
>>72948102
>it was a hologram
>>72946854
Now huh-hold on Tederino, let's talk about this first like gentlemen, alright?
>>72947175
You sir owe me a new pair of sides
>>72946854
>Unsheath my blade made of pure titanite
>Your ideological warfare ends here, my logic and reason will cut you down like that of a lotus by the mower. Your god never died, he never existed, Goodbye Senator Cruz.
I warp within an inch of Cruz's face, the wind blowing my trench coat forward from my extreme speed. Cruz is taken back, shocked at my inhuman speed.
>HYYYUUAAHHH
I slice through him, shoulder to hip, simultaniously I teleport behid him and complete my attack by cutting him from his other hip to his shoulder, right into 4 pieces.
>Nothin Personnell Guy...
>>72946854
You think this is the real Quaid?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
It is.
>BRRRRTTTTT
>>72950294
this is my favorite
I raise u one reply
>>72950152
>>72950294
>>72950352
Explain blease
>>72951881
SEPHIROTH!
>>72950152
>>72950294
psshhhhh notin personnel kid
>Implying Soros doesn't support Trump
How bluepilled can you get?
>>72946854
>how do you want me to stand?
>like a normal human, Ted
>ok like this?
>>72952067
Oooooohhh
What about this one>>72946909
>>72952323
Tf2 I think? Expiration date; I'm not sure desu
>>72952638
Thanks anon desu
It's alright
