>be me, a U.S. soldier in 2019
>President Trump immediately screwed up relations with Russia and China
>be in the last bunker with a few other soldiers and President Trump
>hear shouting outside and soldiers marching towards the door
>President Trump pisses his pants
>mfw he says "D-d-don't worry, Ch-Ch-Chinese people l-love me. They love m-me. I'll m-make a g-great d-deal to get us out of this!"
>>72938933
Your lack of shitposting talent is an insult to that flag.
>>72938933
Fuckin bring it, you Australian pussy.
>trump will cause ww3
great meme-o kid
>>72939121
Prove he won't.
>>72938933
And I thought strayans were good at shitposting. Disappointing.
>>72938933
>wants to make an alliance with Russia
>wants to stay with china but not them let run financial trains on us
>"hurr he gon screw things up"
I wish people that didn't know politics would stop talking politics.
This will get so many replies. Good work Australia.
>>72939180
Prove he will.
>>72939036
Fucking Nips on the warpath
>>72939207
Shut the fuck up, Muslim Poland.
>>72938933
But that doesn't make an se-
>Flag
Oh.
>>72939036
We only let you have enough defense for Godzilla.
>>72938933
>screwed up relations with Russia
Literally the only candidate who thinks that a Russian/American friendship is possible.
>China
China isn't a threat. China could declare war on us tomorrow and our coast guard would destroy their entire navy.
>>72939199
Yeah he'll definitely make an alliance with their main oil rival, with whom he has completely opposing interests. Jesus Christ Trump supporters are fucked.
>>72939207
Whatever do you mean goodsir? ;)
>>72938933
>be faggot OP
>use staya proxy
>try to shitpost, hoping power of cunts will imbue the post
>fails miserably
you should go back to plebbit
>>72938933
>President Trump immediately screwed up relations with Russia and China
Trump is only candidate that isn't openly hostile to Russia.
Don't drink beer with spiders in it.
>>72939377
Mate, I've got like 20 butthurt Trump memers on this thread already.
>>72939442
More of a ginger beer/cider kind of bloke desu.
>>72939241
Can't ignore the math, burger. By my reply the thread has doubled. /pol/ can't resist bait.
>>72939327
>Hurr durr oil is the only important thing in the world, not world stability for sure
t. retard
>massive Chinese troop carrier arrives on the California coast
>the entire deck is a mass of soldiers
>escalator unfolds onto the beach
>soldiers swarm down the escalator
>the first soldier steps onto the beach
>immediately puts down his bag
>and begins reading a brochure
>next soldier in line has no room
>escalator dumps him atop the first soldier
>repeat for the entire troop
>>72939443
>got like 20 butthurt Trump memers
>poster count: 15
yeah right...
>>72938933
>President Trump immediately screwed up relations with Russia
You fucked up the VERY first point cobber, he is open to being friendly with Russia and is on record as saying so.
0/10 apply yourself. MAGA.
>>72938933
Stopped reading at >be me, redundant newfag
>>72940726
Go take your mobility vehicle to the fucking macca's drive-thru mate
How would he screw up relations with Russia?
He's the only politician not viewing them as the Soviet Empire boogeyman
>>72938933
>immediately screwed up relations with Russia
are you literally retarded? saging your shitty thread
>>72938933
Go outside, faggot
>>72938933
I r8 dis shietpoosting kek/kek
>>72940997
Nobody here calls it macca's.
We do face in that direction when we pray, though.
>>72938933
This is Canadian-tier shitposting dude, re-evaluate your bantz.
>>72941133
Aww, but mate it's almost winter over here and pretty late in the evening. I promise I will tomorrow, though
>>72941117
Sage away, my bloke.
>>72941180
Rare flag you got there
.>>72941192
The only thing you'll be facing if Trump wins is economic collapse, my friend.
>>72941251
I don't know why you'd complement Canadian shitposting like that.
>>72938933
Didn't read it.
>>72938933
fairly sure Trump plans to team up with Russia to screw China over. as it should be, memes aside, China is the biggest threat to the Western world at the moment
>>72939036
japs post to /pol/ so rarely it's always great when they do
>>72941385
Cool.
