Canada's premiere oil producing city is in danger of being completely destroyed, there are mandatory evacuations. Only one highway in or out of the city. Very busy.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
Statement from Premier Notley:
>>>/wsg/1067337
Alberta Wildfire status map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
**RADIO LIVESTREAMS**:
http://tunein.com/radio/630-CHED-s31157/?utm_source=tiEmbed&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=s31157
http://www.cbc.ca/liveradio/popup/index.html?networkKey=cbc_radio_one&programKey=edmonton
http://tunein.com/radio/iNews-880-s11767/
OLD THREAD:
>>72913244
i hope your ok canada
VIDEO STREAMS????
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQdo3D4LFls
>>72919037
LOL, THIS IS PAYBACK FOR ELECTING TRUDEAU
Fort McMurray resident here
AMA
>>72919037
Wow, Canada is burning before California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtMQeBOguA
Bumping with good ole Alberta boy Paul Brandt
>>72919037
Is this were the Sulfur pyramids are at?
2 DAYS AWAY
D
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Thanks, Saijan
>>72919128
It's night bro. What do you think you're going to see?
>>72919177
Close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfnoi22-Bpk
>>72919189
are you ok
>>72919237
Fire
>>72919237
fire you fuck
>>72919189
Is it bad or is the media overhyping it?
>>72919205
They are at one of the sites. The fire isnt here...... Yet
Sites are north of town
>>72919037
Threadly reminder to request items for me to burn when edmonton gets hit
>>72919189
>Fort McMurray resident here
Do you think the J-Man set this on fire to push his green energy/infrastructure bullshit?
Will it ever return?
>>72919037
Hashed punishes you for electing the wicked Trudeau. Have a happy Wednesday and stop shitposting at off hours you idiots.
>>72919037
>mfw all the leaves get burned up
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND THE SKY IS GREY
>>72919292
Its a town of 60,000 getting burned
>>72919345
HASHEM*
>>72919259
Yeah, I got into a work camp north of town
>>72919292
Its bad, real bad
>>72919189
Just how bad is it?
This is what the sky looks like here
Donald Trump: Start Me Up! Watch it now! Awesome!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
>>72919189
F-350 or Ram 3500?
>>72919338
anything quebec
>>72919344
>Do you think the J-Man set this on fire to push his green energy/infrastructure bullshit?
I fucking hope not.
>>72919128
Are vids okay?
BURT IT ALL PYROCHAN
They have to have dug fire lines and brush clearing for this eventuality...right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPg63uxYwN0
>>72919344
Dont know man, too soon
>>72919189
>What's your favourite season and why?
>Have you ever seen a dead body?
>Which is your least favourite colour?
>How many US presidents were blue eyed?
>What's the capital of Madagascar?
And just when our dollar was going back up.
>>72919373
What will the residents do for coke and heroin and how many Somali dealers will die in the fire?
>>72919338
Something with royal blood
>>72919348
HAHA I LOVE THAT SONG TOO I LISTEN TO IT ALL WINTER
youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
>>72919373
How close did you get and any pics?
Will Canada do a GoFundMe so they can pay the bills?
>>72919425
well some indian who owns a super 8 will be pissed.
Tried warning Canadians they're electing the most incompetent government in their history, they said it's 2015, so now what do?
>>72919391
Is this even a question?
Ram the daughter Dodge the father.
>>72919373
sorry for you, any of the elitist whites or asians in Canada who elected Trudeau in Ottawa, Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal should literally be thrown, by you, into that fire, and be paid overtime to do it.
>>72919382
After midnight and it's still light out. Very strong flames.
>>72919373
>Update
work camp, what the fuck
>>72919382
well if you voted trudeau, well if that's not a sign from hashem, i don't know what is. Maybe next time you sell your resources to the Chinese, um don't?
>>72919410
Will poutine suffice?
>>72919382
Somebody save those poor rig pigs
>>72919345
>>72919367
>>72919498
>>72919597
>>72919642
What level of autism is this?
>>72919601
Pic is from this morning, but yeah.
>>72919037
WHAT THE FUCK I WONT BE ABLE TO TRADE OUT OF THIS WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I INVEST IN US
Calgary here. I heard some guys at the bar tonight toast the fire. it was the weirdest shit. They looked like executive types, not lunatics. They were saying how "fucking great next quarter is going to be", sloppy drunk
I know its way late over there and info is probably limited but what are your pollies doing?
Is it Nutley? She doing anything? I did see that fag empowerer didn't take time out from promoting the upcoming Toronto homo party. Says a lot about where his priorities lie.
And Alberta, I'm sorry this has happened to you. Probably the last place to deserve it, you've got enough to worry about.
>>72919568
We'll just sell some gold
Oh wait.
>>72919723
C U C K E D
>>72919637
In Canada those are logging camps and the like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph3O9p4HAOw
>that guy commenting in the comments
top kek
>>72919642
turn off your name pleasei can't even read your post without reading it.
BURN IT ALL, PYRO-CHAN.
By the heat of the Sun, the Lion of Trump, and the element of Fire, I invoke my Leo Zodiac to help fuel this raging inferno. May the Leaves burn.
>>72919436
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
I wanted Mulcair to win
Honestly.
Fck Trudeau he won because he's better looking than Mulcair, pro-immigration policies are retarded, and Harper was SOMEHOW worse than George W. Bush AND that crack smoking Rob Ford WHO IS LITERALLY DEAD NOW
What comes around goes around Canada.
Next time have your NDP put up an anti immigration, anti muslim candidate with the same platform otherwise. You will win every province.
>>72919391
>>72919391
Ford for lyfe
I drive a cuckswagen
>>72919468
>>72919549
Pretty close and no pics, had to book it.
>>72919637
Work camp as in lodging where workers stay
>>72919675
Sure, but a flag would be better.
They are trying to save the bridges apparently.
>>72919707
>>72919769
Just block his ID
e55+ZN0H
>>72919769
sorry but it really is my birthday and nobody will watch my favorite videos and let me have a birthday thread
>>72919037
>>72919766
AHAHAHAHAHa
>>72919855
oh happy birthday anon. i fapped just for you.
>>72919637
Trudeau already rounded up all the dissenters and is "re-educating" them in the isolated northern regions
>>72919037
there is no climate change
>>72919597
Clear out the name box, dumbass.
>>72919586
Holy fuck guys he is from Ft. Mac
He probably has this faggot saying on his truck
Joking aside I hope you'll be alright although there isnt much I can do
>>72919813
>AMA
>Doesn't answer questions
I hope everything you recognise as home is lost
>>72919037
>B-but clean energy is for cucks
>>72919037
I wanted to post this in another thread but I will here.
Wake up. Cruz has dropped out. Canada is on fire.
Birthday today. Hebrew lessons (am a jew) start later today.
Sometimes everything just works out perfectly I guess?
For my birthday watch these three videos and tell me what you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNw0EgVKZro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRijgRZmqvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otP54vrpOJ4
Your entire nation deserves to burn to ash because I don't like you faggots when you shitpost trying to be funny. Leave bantz to the real Anglos.
>inb4 mudslime memes
>>72919642
I voted Green actually.
Only one more year of working here until I get my P.Eng
>>72919875
>Trudeau's spiderhole was filled to the brim with weed
ayla mao
Man, Canada has been getting fucked left and right lately. You want us to annex and fix you guys already?
>>72919982
Agreed. UK right for once...
>>72920004
Thanks!
>>72919935
Those are plains due to the fires that happen all the time anon. Just that this year it hit a oil boom town.
5 years ago there was another town that burned...what was it..slavers lake or something.
>>72920004
whats p.eng? mean also?
>>72920021
CANT STOP LAUGHING IRL OMG LOL TRUDEAUS WEED PILE BURNING OMG I CANT TOO HIGH TOO FUNNY CANT EVEN MEMEPOST
>>72919982
They ain't memes Mohammed
>>72920034
this. we could help, but no more syrian refugees or chinese owning property or oil ok guys?
>>72920035
I'm going to be really annoyed if the death toll isn't at least in the triple digits.
>>72919037
BUY CANADIAN OIL
BUY
BUY
BUY
>>72920075
>Slavers Lake
If only it was named that. Would be so brutal
Night all, will see you in the morning as we see the damage
>>72919904
>Fookin Losers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDG-zmWtn_k
Whoaaaaaah oh oh I'm on fire.
Start requesting fire songs from the radio stations in Alberta. Call in and make it happen.
>>72919037
You shall now experience the wrath of the God Emperor, for his ascension is now complete.
>>72920081
Professional engineering license, I'm a chemical engineer.
In Canada you need 4 years of work experience before you get your license, and you need a license in order to run an engineering company.
>>72919637
Here's a pic from the scene. Canada is slightly more left than the US.
>>72920194
Probably this faggot >>72920159
>>72920081
It means get the fuck out of this thread you pissant faggot.
>>72920181
Ha, turns out to be slave lake. this was five years ago almost to the day.
>Need to rename it to slavers lake.
>>72919748
>Is it Nutley? She doing anything?
Had a news conference earlier, that's about it. Said she might be headed up there tomorrow but I doubt it since the fire is supposed to get worse tomorrow.
In the meantime, many municipalities in central Alberta have dispatched fire crews to the area to help. Right now there's a massive outpouring of offers for shelter in nearby communities and cities, since some ~50k plus people have been displaced. Many of the oilsands companies have opened up old work camps and are using them as shelter for people tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed_x_JoXeWY
>>72919037
Is this rioting over your cruzmissile failure.
>>72920034
If trump wins, pls annex
Hopefully this spreads to yellowstone and we see the happening to end all happenings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjO6FDCPIzA
Me mind on fire, me soul on fire
Feeling hot, hot, hot
Party people all around me
Feeling hot, hot, hot
>>72920603
>Wildfire spreading literally thousands of miles
i wish
What has le weed man said about this?
Threadly reminder:
With dry conditions and dozens of blazes already burning across Alberta, Premier Rachel Notley said Tuesday her government’s decision to slash the wildfire budget by $15 million this year won’t impact the province’s firefighting efforts.
>>72919037
How far do you guys think this fire is going to go? I live semi near-by.
>>72920656
It only needs to heat the lava below Canada and it will be forced out through yellowstone
>>72920709
Pretty ironic
>>72919748
Here.
globalnews.ca/video/2678453/our-hearts-go-out-to-the-residents-and-citizens-of-fort-mcmurray-alberta-premier-on-wildfires-evacuations
https://www.periscope.tv/w/afg4bjFkdktPa1p2Z1pLWGV8MVJER2xwdnpFbU1HTJotw8j1tZq5-WkcsCZ09dY5R9zCP-Il2u8FpSsrlo8-
>>72920200
Burn baby burn, maple inferno!
I FUCKING HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING THESE CAPTCHAS!!!!!!!!
>>72920773
doesn't work like that. A firestorm could rip through yellowstone but it won't have a damn effect on the caldera
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHjO6FDCPIzA&start1=28&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSqj2bm1VwF0&start2=0&authorName=Hot+Mac
Feeling hot, hot, hot
Feeling hot, hot, hot, oh, Lord
>>72920709
Yeah the budget this year is $85 million and last year the province spent $500 million on fighting fires. They also cut the contract of one of the water bomber companies from 130ish days to 90 days and plan to hire planes on a 'case by case' basis after the contract is up. THANKS NDP
>>72919037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UfWBqFe-r4
>>72920974
What? Fires that could greatly affect your country or captchas?
>>72919037
Fuck, how could I forget this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psftgontgiA
And one for the Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4
One of my good friends is going up there to help them fight it, we just started to play Overwatch and now he's off to play Firewatch :(
>>72920974
That means you're shitposting too much
>>72920706
I think he said 'Like woah dude...oh maaaan!'
>>72921045
I cant stand these commies running our province bud
>>72921052
>Yukon is mainly English
What fucking excuse do they have for consistently voting liberal?
>>72921100
Damn, here's the first video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4N_TH8Cclo
>>72921100
>Sundown
Awesome pick anon
>>72921068
The captcha is literally impossible to figure out but I just switch out of legacy.
>>72921138
Really?
>>72920895
Awesome link man. Thanks bud!!!!!
>Cruz's home province
>Trump's catchphrase is "You're fired."
>Cruz loses nomination
>Cruz is fired
Holy meme magic.
>>72921013
I'm not surprised an American doesn't understand science. Best go back to your bible idiot. Oh and when it goes of tomorrow morning don't say I didn't warn you.
>>72919904
LAMO HAHAHAHA ROLF
>>72921100
Based GORDIE!!!!!!
>>72919292
A gas station exploded and residential areas are burning
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone uh huhm
I got a bad desire
Oh oh oh I'm on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII
>>72921221
Basically you're posting too much.
It's a random time for it to restart. Try the audio captcha.
>>72921276
AHAHAHAHAH FUCKING SAVED!!!!!
>>72919119
Thanks bro.
>>72921186
Dont take that map serious, its trash. The assblasted ontarian edited it to say the only 'true canadians' are in ontario.
>>72921329
I heard a hospital is on fire
>>72921353
Meant for
>>72921280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>72921398
Fortunately the hospital was evacuated
>Pic from a nearby town
>>72921351
I don't mean any harm mods if you are watching this.
>>72919037
Now that everything is burnt to the ground we can build homes for all those Muslim refugees.
The previous residents? Well they will have to wait and be relocated somewhere else.
>>72921393
In that case I would happily support a northwestern republic where we cut the east off at Manitoba-Ontario border.
>>72921494
It's Google's system
>>72921168
why don't we have superheroes in the world that can stop this
according to the multiverse theory, there should be at least 5 people on this earth with superhuman abilities.
>>72921544
>My output is triggering the google algorithms.
Sheeeit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFo0a8V-Ag
>>72921566
>stop it
Stop it ?
You haven't been here long enough.
>>72921566
>look at this delusional fatty
>>72919425
NOT THE SUPER 8!
THREAD SOUNDTRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_oX6SURRE
>>72919960
On the phone and dont feel like recharging it. Gonna pass out soon from exhaustion
>>72921663
typical, dumb, uneducated poo in loo.
>>72921566
If the Flash and Superman can run so fast, can't the friction start other fires
>>72921722
Are you scared? Has today been trying?
>>72921710
It's probably Indian owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gKmmaZrJpc
Start phoning and requesting your fire music to local FM and AM stations. Protip Golden West is easiest to troll.
>>72921729
superman has to limit how fast he goes or else he would literally burn up the atmosphere, which is why people have theorized that he's actually faster than the flash, but since he doesn't have the speed force, he can't actually go that fast without killing everyone.
flash can go fast without hurting himself or others because he has the speed force.
>>72920075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fires_in_Canada
from this list, it seems brush fires were a rare thing in canada, there were three large out of control forest fires in the period of 1900-2009
since 2010, there have been four.
>>72920974
Just reload the page.
>>72921566
>tfw you're a cape but since no one knows can just get away with doing nothing while shitposting on /pol/
feels good man
>>72921723
>believes in superheroes and is waiting for them to come and extinguish fire
>calls other people dumb
>>72921843
I just changed out of legacy then change back.
>>72921776
Heh, ti say the least. I really hope I don't have to spend another day in this shithole camp room
>>72921663
POO
>>72921832
Those are just notable fires. Every year there are forest fires all over the place, most times they are in the middle of nowhere though
>>72921663
Don;t you have some asbestos to rummage through you malnourished fuck.
>>72921896
>believes in superman
>doesn't believe in climate change
murica
>>72921896
maybe you can shit from the street in a helicopter to canada to extinguish the fire, you have a ton too two tons by now.
>>72919189
>>72919468
>>72919813
>>72919960
>>72921722
>>72921776
now that is good shitposting
>>72922029
*send*
Its ok Canada still has gold...Oh
>>72922029
>2nd Fatty comes on his fatty scooter to save his retard brother from humiliation
>mfw he is also retard and can only speak in memespeak
here is your meme reply fatty:
NOT AN ARGUMENT
What kind of economic repercussions are we looking at?
>>72921933
Can you take any pics of what its like where you're staying right now, my man?
>>72922262
http://www.deccanherald.com/content/544178/number-forest-fires-goes-down.html
You've been wracked by fires this past week , but no one cared
Must be hard. It's okay , India.
>>72919982
>>72920035
B-but I like you...
>>72922304
Frim the opposite corner
>>72922262
poo in loo, low iq subhuman. :^)
nice naruto pic, fagboy. as if we needed another reason to make fun of you.
>>72919037
> be Canadian
> burn to death
>>72922262
Literally a shit skin.
Go bath in the Ganges you filthy sub human.
>Alberta's economy is going up in flames
>mfw
Burn it all and start over
what does this mean for our dollar? should I go buy silver or gold tmrw?
>>72922387
Stay strong AB bro.
The world infrastructure will soon be made irrelevant and replaced by the authority given unto those for a time.
It will be a most scary time Indeed.
Obey the precepts of The Creator or die.
t. Nehiyaw patriot
>>72922387
No sheets? Gross
>>72922387
that's real tiny , but atleast it offers a measure of privacy
>>72922455
Canada has no gold sorry
>>72922387
At least your safe man.
A FUCKING LEAF
>>72922387
Hope they at least give you a blanket or something so you don't get cold sleeping on that dirty cumstained mattress
At least you don't have to share the room with anyone...right?
>>72922503
>>72922519
>>72922522
Syncrude MLV housing in case anyone else is also here, I doubt it
>>72922262
i love you too shit fucker
>>72922553
A FUCKING BURNING LEAF
>>72922387
Geez, its like the holocaust. Don't take any group showers.
Alright anons I smell trolling! I smell bit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPqzgTc9OE
Let's make our own Dickie Goodman stuff for this situation. Get your newsman voice on and pick out the fire songs and make some top kek with this happening.
>>72922522
Those walls are paper thin too
>>72922368
>>72922426
Why you leaves so crispy today, m8?
So how far do you think this fire will spread?
>>72922584
Im not there, but i know people who work at that site.
>>72919037
Isn't it the current year though?
this is like, a big deal. analogous to evacuating kansas city, or some shit.
i bet nobody dies though.
>>72919119
His OK Canada?
>>72922678
Why are Indians left to rot in shit infested ghettos?
>>72922758
No reported deaths yet
>>72922584
Do you have the room all to yourself or do you have a buddy to play tummy sticks with?
>>72922715
From Crackton all the way through goochburg to Sackskatchewan
>>72922819
To me
Dont care about blanketa etc. I am exhausted. Hope to be out of here in the morning.
>>72919436
What's that chick from? I remember watching the anime years and years ago.
Also, lmao Canada.
>>72922678
still haven't gotten new reaction images yet huh?
>>72922584
Take a good sleep bro
>>72922912
Get a some sleep man.
>>72919292
City of 80k, most of the oilfield business is there, which means it's most of alberta's monies. You could get paid fucking 17$ an hour working at mcdonalds there.
that feel when you fuck up so bad you have to evacuate an entire city
>>72922873
Oh wow, that far. I'd better get packing, I live in Fort Scat, AB
What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?
Is he red pilled?
Imagine if this becomes the north american chernobyl
>>72919037
Calgary faggot reporting in
>not all is well
>Aiur burns at the touch of the zerg and you travel all this way to arrest me
Yeah holy fuck everywhere is smokey and alberta sucks right now probs moving to BC even though those faggots wont send any help at all the fuckers
>>72922387
Stay safe, leaf. Is your home burned down?
>>72919981
Are you a bot or a crazy person?
>>72923128
Canada, you are going to cause a global disaster. Good job.
>>72919037
Better get more womyn firefighters, because it's 2016, amirite?
>>72922912
Sleep tight blanketa man
>>72923168
Don't know. Fire started in south, home is in North but fire is moving fast.
Is it hard to fight fires from atop a moose?
Edmonton will burn to the ground by Saturday because our communist government defunded emergency firefighting services (especially waterbombers) to boost the amount of funding assigned to 'urban and cosmopolitan issues', and essentially decided to push rural communities out of Canadian society.
http://edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/alberta-premier-rachel-notley-defends-cut-in-wildfire-budget
This article is from April 20th. Literally weeks after cutting the firefighters, the province is getting razed to the ground.
Reality is starting to have a very conservative bias again
>>72923306
Either way, sleep tight/ be safe.
>>72923222
It has to be true now
>>72919184
No lol! This is his Keynesian window breaking economic policy in action. Oil will skyrocket and Canada will be saved!
>>72920118
holy fuck edgelord whats it like being a grand wizard and defender of the virginities?
>>72923142
agreed AB sucks but BC has its problems too, fucking Vancouver housing prices are impossible to get around
>>72919214
From what?
>>72923341
all this would be solved if you had 5 percent PST
>>72923341
I had a backyard campfire party this past weekend with my brothers communist tumblr freaks and they commented how Notley was gonna do good things. Not even 3 days later...
>>72920185
good night god bless and may he answer your prayers canabro
>>72923335
Everything is more difficult from atop a moose.
>>72923341
Ho boy , she's going to be raked across the coals , if the fire doesn't get to her first , that is.
>>72920824
Will dudeweed apologize to the trees?
Finally guys, I've been waiting for 'Global Warming."
>>72919189
How can I spin this to be Weedman's fault?
>>72923052
Wildfires fuck shit up bro. It jumped the highway and it's burned through most of the city.
>>72919475
It's Alberta, mate. No Somalis for miles.
>>72923573
Lol
>>72923573
....except for those Somali drug dealers that keep getting shot in Alberta, right?
>>72923654
Lol that was a fast response
