This film is so dam Redpilled with isreal and the forces in Arabia.
>that TD
This pleases my autism.
> Rob Van Dam
Are they related??
>>72916867
How many mother fucker birthdays does he snatch in that flick?
>>72920265
Every last one of them.
>>72916867
>Why aren't you guys watching this based film?
coz still got some brain function left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>72918838
Problem is he keep is finger out of the trigger even when clearing rooms
>>72920333
One of many problems and birthdays.
>>72920371
AHHAH MY SIDES
>>72920535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
>>72920459
>>72920371
So he was just drunk for the entire shoot, right? He's not actually this bad now, is he?
>>72920459
kek he just doesn't give a shit anymore.
motherfucking steven seagal my niggers
I've already watched this movie two times
>>72920663
was never good. always a novelty. that's why we lerv him bruv
>>72920663
I'm not so sure, I think he was just out of breath the entire shoot.
>>72920837
I'm still waiting for Cockpuncher to come out.
>>72918838
Too bad he doesn't have any discipline in the pantry.
>>72920586
10/10 I will get the BD
>>72916867
Where was this shot Nevada or something
>>72921262
Probably the Mojave desert, it is right next to LA.
>>72916867
Is that carl from athf
>>72920586
Dude what
Please post Steven Seagal memes, /pol/. I need them.
>>72921804
MY NAME IS
>>72922079
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
>>72922313
I've got a half dozen Seagal movies but I've never finished one. They all feel like fever dreams.
>It's a "Steven Seagal plays an ethnically slavic MC so he doesn't have to work so hard acting the role" movie
>It's a "Steven Seagal plays a Native American MC so he doesn't have to work so hard acting the role" movie
>>72922428
>They all feel like fever dreams.
Kek. This is the most accurate description of Seagal films I have ever read.
What can't this man do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>72922079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA
I'm not sure whose acting is worse
>>72922666
that movie is on Netflix, pretty good imo
>>72922666
Why does he sound like he is about to fall asleep
>>72922836
Clogged arteries and obesity
>>72916867
Are you gonna snatch every motherfucker birthday?
>>72922666
You tell me lord Satan.
Still, his best movie is Executive Action, where he dies almost at the very start of the movie.
>>72923498
That's probably the only way he can be in a movie and not fuck it up.
>>72920371
holy shit. he's literally never shot a rifle before in his life.
>>72920326
I'm gonna take you to the bank, Ausfag.. to the blood blank [DUNDUN DUNDUNDUUUN]
>>72920586
youthtilthoabutdatphibbybuc?
>>72923869
>holy shit. he's literally never shot a rifle before in his life.
Friendly Reminder that Steven Seagal is also a sworn Law Enforcement Officer :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Law_enforcement_work
>>72924272
IM GONNA SNATCH EVERY MOTHER FUCKER BIRTHDAY
>>72921028
>>72924315
not all cops receive rifle training seeing as how their primary is a handgun. steven seagal exemplifies this.
>>72922666
Who watches this shit?
>>72923869
>holy shit. he's literally never shot a rifle before in his life.
It looks like he was taught the techniques but never got comfortable holding the thing and is too fat and lazy to.
The switching the carbine to the other shoulder is a legit technique used by military contractors and is taught in tactical carbine courses.
>>72924676
You're not wrong but I'm just pointing out
This incompetent obese motherfucker gets a badge and we don't
>>72924838
>and we don't
It's not tremendously difficult to become a police officer if you really want to.
>>72922666
Holy fuck the Russian guy sounds like one of those text to speech voices
>>72925188
hah i thought the same exact thing
>>72924911
>911
Truly lord kek has shown us a sign.
>>72925188
To me he sounded like one of those guys who does the dubbed voices for old Bruce Lee movies
This is what happens when you let dumb weebs become actors
My dad loves steaven seagal
>>72925647
Same here.
Our tv channels buy his shitty movies for pennies and show his movies every evening. My dad always watches them. The problem is that there's nothing better to watch for him really. He hates gay shit and sensitive movies.
>>72920371
>>72926024
You should pirate John Wick for your dad, anon.
He'd probably like it, the gunplay is wicked real and it's entertaining.
>>72920371
that vest is gonna protect like 20% of his body tops.
>In addition to his biological offspring, Seagal is the guardian of Yabshi Pan Rinzinwangmo, the only child of the 10th Panchen Lama of Tibet.
I feel like Seagal himself is just a giant walking meme
>>72925188
Sounded like Tommy Wiseau
SO STEVEN HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if5eP3crl_4
>>72916867
Who /punani/ here?
>>72920459
i'm more upset that hes too fat for the role
tfw he's jewish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDgxmhApOo8
>>72916867
>What happened?
>>72926930
>What does it take to change the essence of a man?
Did they crib that shit from Planescape: Torment?
https://youtu.be/z-ZHXQZGLSw
why did i read this entire thread oy vey
>>72922666
I fucking love steven segal movies, they always destroy my whole midsection
>>72927666
Thank you satan
kek
>>72920721
Wrangler jeans. Built with U-shape construction and 4-way flex technology, Wrangler jeans are the most comfortable jeans you will ever wear, guaranteed.
Wrangler. Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
>>72927666
oh shit good looking out satan.
>>72927666
i'm legit gonna try to watch this whole thing.
gonna put it on, get in bed, and get comfy. maybe i'll fall asleep to it.
>/pol/ discovering Birthdayposting
the fire rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>72929455
>implying this isn't a "/tv/ posts on /pol/" episode
>>72922666
>>72927666
Satan pls go
>>72929266
>>72929361
>>72929889
You will marvel at this based indiun.
>>72922587
Actually control a modern infantry weapon in full auto correctly.
>>72924315
Most cops can't shoot to save their dicks.
>>72916867
Cause Seagal owes me fiddy buh
>>72926983
Doritos
Seagal posting > Bane posting
Only plebs Banepost now. True movie connoisseurs ( along with flick or cinema connoisseurs ) choose to only speak high praise of Mr. Seagals films.
>>72929455
>>72929492
EASY
EASY
>>72929455
What the fuck does that even mean?!
>>72916867
Seagal is buddies with Putin and Van Dam endorsed Trump, so of course they make a based movie
>>72920305
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>72933821
It means he'll kill you.
Snatch someone's birthday = Stop them having birthdays = Dead
Every motherfucker Birthday will be snatched
>>72920371
whats wrong with this? looks breddy tactical to me
