Canada's premiere oil producing city is in danger of being completely destroyed, there are mandatory evacuations. Only one highway in or out of the city. Very busy.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
Statement from Premiere Notley:
>>>/wsg/1067337
Alberta Wildfire status map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
**RADIO LIVESTREAMS**:
http://tunein.com/radio/630-CHED-s31157/?utm_source=tiEmbed&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=s31157
http://www.cbc.ca/liveradio/popup/index.html?networkKey=cbc_radio_one&programKey=edmonton
http://tunein.com/radio/iNews-880-s11767/
OLD THREAD:
>>72906756
talk shit get hit
DRY LEAVES ARE FOR BURNING
>>72913244
>Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
I'm expecting some awesome footage and pictures out of this.
I want DESOLATION.
>>72913244
So...alberta is fucked...
>>72913348
fist comment best comment
>>72913244
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS STILL HAPPENING
WTF CANADA
WAS THE WEED I SOLD YOU THAT EXTREME?
I hope the provincial government gets in so much shit for cutting back on the firefighting budget.
>Status: Out of Control
>Status: Out of Control
>Status: Out of Control
>>72913391
Arent you dealing with wild fires right now as well?
They have all that methane from the shitting streets for fuel as well.
>>72913514
We blazin' hard right now. Hotboxin the whole country.
>>72913514
It's been happening since yesterday.
>>72913504
This. I want to see buildings and cars consumed in flames.
Thank God Fort Mac is irrelevant now due to ME oil prices. If this had been a couple years ago it would be quite bad.
>>72913425
$7 for soup, what the hell.
>>72913632
Be patient they will be posted soon.
Pretty happy about this. Fuck alberta
>>72913514
>implying Canadians smoke Mexican weed when oregano is an option
BASED FIRE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Will see the economic results in the next week as oil is our main export for some reason.
Bet Parliament is wishing they didn't sell off all our resource to the Chinese about now.
>>72913391
LOOS ARE FOR POOING
>>72913663
kek. never noticed that b4
no hst tho
Native Americans have been making man made forest fires for centuries until the European came. This is nothing, you all are cucks
>>72913391
at least us civilized people poo in the loo
RIP Canada you were almost qualified to be a US state but now you're all burnt to shit and nasty looking
>>72913244
and nothing of value was lost
>>72913720
>>72913792
You're a genius
STAY SAFE LEAFS
>>72913753
They don't care, we're just numbers to them.
>>72913632
>>72913684
>>72913813
Why do you hate Alberta?
I don't even hate Quebec...
Ladies and Gentlemen...we're witnessing Revelation coming to pass.
>We're truly in the end times.
2 days to mobilize the forces when they are a few hours drive away lmao what a joke
>>72913753
Will gas prices go up more for us? I was shocked to read that Canada is number one on the top five opec list.
I hope it doesnt hit the oil.
fort mac is an absolute cess pool of degeneracy anyway, everything shitty about rigging condensed into one small city
let it burn and start over
>>72913391
Don't even wanna think about what your shithole (literally) country uses leaves for
>>72913391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OBs6S1lW_Q
Murray's in flames... with rock n roll! Call all radio stations that can broadcast request all fire songs for area.
>>72913922
crab in a bucket mindset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXR-SL5L2o
Just think of the water boys!
>>72913244
i bet a refugee set the forest on fire so he could get better housing XD
>>72913922
Beta male Canadians all hate Alberta.
IT HASEN'T EVEN BEGUN
is this the result of another one of the "isis burning national forests" because that's a thing
>>72914034
OMG XD !!!
Tool
>>72914034
Don't be silly, they wanted it to look just like home.
meme magic made pic related come to fruition in this realm, praise kek
>your city is on fire
>have to evacuate
>only one road out of town
>south side is on fire
>head north
>INTO THE DEAD-END OIL FIELDS
RIP leafbros.
>>72914157
>gridlock both ways
What?
>>72914074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
So many cucks hate Alberta for no reason.
>The gas lines under the earth
May thee rest in peace
>city destroys nature
>nature destroys city
where does it end?
>>72914120
>is this the result of another one of the "isis burning national forests" because that's a thing
Can you link another instance of where this has occurred?
>>72914224
People headed south to leave town and people headed north to get shit from their homes first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHEYEERyY4
Did anyone see Rato punch his wife
>>72913851
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
>>72914285
Nuclear power. Nature loves radiation! Hormesis, bro.
>>72914224
one side probably had the road shut down and had to be rerouted
traffic would've built up while the cops were figuring things out
>>72914120
>>72914288
>is this the result of another one of the "isis burning national forests" because that's a thing
http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/are-terrorists-setting-u-s-wildfires/
Syrian refugees did it, screen cap this
>>72914461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMESAa28Lsk
>>72913505
Yeah, guess so, and since the ROC has been leeching off of Alberta for the last forty years I guess Canada had better spread it's butt cheeks because this kind of hurt will be felt nation wide. Canada was already on the edge, Fort McMurray was one of the last bright spots. A lot of people have lost their homes. This is the work force that keeps these companies running. Right now, I am sitting across from the crushers. Nothing is going through. The radio is silent and the cokers are on tank feed. Tomorrow we may lose the entire town. I'm sure that you realize the significance of a hundred thousand people with no place to live.
>>72913922
Alberta is the second worst province after Ontario
>loonie was finally rising because oil prices going up
>now this
our dollar is fucked
>>72914368
THE MADMAN DID IT
>>72914224
all the people rushing back to the city to secure their drug stashes before they burn
>>72914224
There's a toll booth at the end and Canadians cant afford it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9nHsv_1nDs
>>72913391
you can just put fires out by throwing your poo at them, ammunition is plentiful and everywhere considering the condition of your streets.
>>72913244
>canada
literally who cares.
>>72914518
what bout the price of gas in the us?
>>72914501
>fort mac
>bright spot
you cant be serious
>>72914461
>>72914491
WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY
>>72914556
I'm laughing so hard at this clip senpai.
>>72914483
Its definitely not out of the question.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/live-blog-fort-mcmurray-wildfires-1.3565398
28 second video of driving though hell
Place your bets guys! What caused this?
>Drunken indians
>Homesick muslims and/or ISIS
>Insurance fraud oil tycoons
>Dropped blunt lmao
>>72914518
10/10 picture and greentext execution
>>72914383
>>72914518
the best part about this to me is trudeau gives no fucks and will only bitch because that place wasn't diverse enough, claiming god did it for not sucking enough muslim dick or some equivalent shit
yall fucked.
AND I KNOW WE WON'T FIGHT ALONE
AND THE SPARK THAT WE CARRY
WILL TURN
THE DARK
INTOOO
A FLAME, A FIRE, A LIGHT
>>72914638
fucking hell, that must be terrifying
>>72914518
Well on the bright side, Canada will probably have record Morel Mushroom yields in the coming years.
>>72914368
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHEYEERyY4
>see Rato punch his wife
What an elbow lmao genuine kek'd
>>72914501
>that glorious feel when 10,000 loaders, dozers, scrapers, water and dump trucks descend from the oil sands to do glorious battle with mother nature and BUILD WALL of dirt to protect the city of Fort Mac
But srsly though you guys are shutting down soon yea?
>>72913641
And all thoze years when your teachers and friends called you stupid and your mom told you that you were special. Yup you really are that stupid
>>72913244
Oh canada..
>>72914638
>What kinda driving conditions you want, my man
>Just fuck that shit up
>>72914747
>Morel Mushroom
Love those damn things.
All you have to do is wait for the lilacs to bloom and go hunting
>>72914665
dropped blunt, i can almost guarantee it
either that or some drunk retarded rigger threw gas on his campfire
>>72914518
Your currency will never stabilized if it's based on the price of oil which OPEC is going to yank all over the place just to screw with renewable experimentation or exploration of local oil deposits. Intentionally tanking the price of oil/gas so that it's no longer profitable to run those operations is worth the short term hit; they have the cash reserves to eat it no problem, and they know their number is up if they let the rest of the world unchain themselves. It's not even that they produce most of the oil that countries like Canada or the US use (they don't), but they do pretty much control the world price, and it will NEVER matter where the oil comes from as long as that's true.
>>72914783
AHAHAHA fucking two pieced his wife.
This terribly unfortunate for all involved, but I can't stop laughing.
>>72914638
>>72914665
>warm, dry winter
>>72914904
it burns, just like the STDs
let's get the sad out Alberta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JqKeJ9dCM
>>72914904
if you had ever been to fort mac youd be cheering
With any luck this will trigger a massive recession and I'll be able to pick up some cheap property.
Fuck yeah forest fire
>>72915010
>all the houses look the same
Why do people do this
This is what happens with a cuck like Trudeau in charge.
You have done this to yourselves.
WE NEED TO MEME CANADA OFF THE MAP
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN
>>72914665
>laid off cocaine addict oil worker
>Trump clinches the Republican nomination
>Canada's lifeblood literally bursts into flames
I feel the memes overtaking me
Guy Boutilier is gonna die. Just goes to show what kind of a society we're acyaully livinning
>>72913922
I have a hard time describing it but I feel that this pic represents it
>>72913244
thank you merciful satan, please consume us in your cleansing fire
>tfw the only silver lining to this is that Weedman might drop the idea of bringing in 60k syrians while the country is literaly burning
>>72915112
Ft.Mac may be burning but at least we don't have rotherham on our hands.
>>72914635
Remember that little downturn in the Canadian economy last year? That was caused by a fire at Syncrude. I guess you really are that stupid.
Take us, Trump. Save us.
>>72915048
is it fucked up that i almost want this so i can escape the city and have earth beneath my feet?
>>72915064
Those are rental houses for the most part.
>>72915133
This is probably most likely, knowing oil workers.
>>72915191
Brad Paisley?
More like Brett Kissel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot7QPAZaw0k
I have a hard time thinking anyone hating Alberta is White desu.
>>72915191
You think Alberta is a gay cowboy bar?
>>72915064
It's typical of Socialist and Communist nations.
>>72915239
Nope, same here. Fuck Toronto
>>72915208
that or Syria might look at our vast wasteland of snow that is now somehow on fire and decide that they'd rather just hang out in Germany
>>72915239
Do you feel a burning, like your veins are filled with nothing but gasoline?
>>72913663
$7 for tomato soup.
How much are tomatoes there?? You can buy tomatoes, cook it with water and you have tomato soup! Why the hell would anyone pay $7 for tomatoes and water??
>>72914824
More than likely a moron out for fun on his ATV. Haven't had any lightning here so it's either a campfire, discarded cigarette or hot exhaust pipe.
>>72915211
we dont either. they got locked up for many years
>>72913391
This was actually a really good one, India. Many fine poos to you, sir.
>>72914638
looks beautiful
>>72915461
Hows Luton?
>>72915385
it's literally dropping fire holy shit govt false flag caught redhanded
>Went to CBC website expecting to see news on the fire
>Main article on home page is about Trump
Why do we pay for the CBC again?
>>72915118
>hummer
Never change, Alberta.
>>72915540
Thanks anon, needed that
>>72915239
you can go to any small town in saskatchewan and buy a piece of property for next to nothing, RIGHT NOW
>mfw im paying less than $200 mortgage payments
If dubz, this fire is the will of our Lord
>>72915385
man, being a firefighter pilot must be neat as shit
it's like doing bombing runs but you're dropping fire suppressants instead of kebab suppressants
>>72913244
Soooo...
The Fire ACTUALLY Rises?
>>72915663
Nice try but the dubs protect the oil!
>>72915618
I LIVE I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN
Lot of gas shortages for evacuations.
>>72915391
AND WITH A SPARK IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN
>>72915385
Based Electra.
Those Air Spray boys are alright.
>>72915567
>Trudeau closes the borders because immigrants won't stop setting fires and ruining the economy
>Americans fleeing a Trump Presidency have nowhere to go and are forced to go full WOLVERIIIINES
>the broken survivors on both sides have nothing to put on their waffles
this is truly the darkest timeline
>>72915759
What happens to any of the canucks who get stranded?
Literally left to burn to death or to go on foot?
>>72915759
how ironic, i wonder how many are regretting buying that jacked up 4x4 1 ton
>>72913244
that's a big fire
>>72915694
Dubai was just the beginning, brother. Now we burn Canada.
>>72915694
it's more going sideways
>>72915740
screw that, these digits say clinton tries to use this as some kind of muh environment bullshit right before getting stomped by Trump
>>72915385
paprika won't do shit
>>72915777
CUT ME DOWN, LET ME RUN. EITHER WAY IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
>>72913244
But where will the bernie supporters go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1MnyutAnvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClfYCzugDT4
Bumping with based George Fox.
Haven't heard about this until 30 seconds ago.
What the chance that the Saudis have something to do with it?
>>72915913
>canada
>leaving their own behind
>not apologizing to the fleeing pedestrians and giving them their own car
if worse comes to worst they can just "sorreh" their way through the fire
>>72915995
THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'LL EVER LEARN
>>72915913
Police are giving emergency gas.
>>72916016
lol last place Bernie supporters would ever want to go is (what was formally) Fort Mac.
>>72916039
It was Ellis Wyatt
>>72916039
Literally zero, Canada has forest fires like there is no tomorrow every single year. Just this time it happened to be in a very unfortunate position
>>72915798
Whats a kanadian doing in japan
>>72916163
Yeah, Alberta is basically the Texas of the North.
>tfw Stampede
>>72913922
It's just idiots that voted in a drama teacher and are butthurt Alberta stood on Conservative principles.
>>72916039
>>72916039
honestly zero
Alberta's been very dry for the past few days
This part of the world is 'prairie' and not forest only because wildfires are so constant and Indians spent the past 10k years regularly setting fires here
nothing to do with saudi arabia anon
>>72915954
These digits say it was caused by paid Hillary shills.
>>72913244
I'd hate to be the home insurance provider in McMurray.
>>72913391
POO IN LOO
Is our hat gonna be okay?
>>72916220
We are highly sought after worldwide, my friend.
edmonton may burn by the end of the week, we're going to have a bone dry week
>>72916114
That's good at least.
>>72916358
>lol whoops this is definitely a catastrophic act of god, we're not on the hook for this, sorreh
>>72916254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo3EABb_EC8
They hate us cause they aint us type thing?
>Sandersfags
I am in fory mac. Took me 5 hours to grt from toen to onw of the work camps 30km north. In room right now. This is hektik as fuck
>>72916480
They're just like us. Touching.
>>72913244
The capital of Newfoundland burns. For shame.
Being only a few hours south, not sure if i should be worried or not.
Mustve been started by some rigpig in his F-450 burnin some rubber before headin er for a brap.
Rip in peaches mackers
>>72916480
I hate them so damn much.
>>72916480
Can you "Feel the Bern" now, Canada?
>>72916522
Did the smoke give you brain damage?
>>72916459
The sad part is I can actually see this happening
>>72916480
Uh oh. Its funny how they blame it on climate change.
>>72916480
>#Toronto
>>72916574
Me too Japan bro, me too.
>>72916604
Yeah, it's definitely Canada's fault for electing Trudeau. Get it right, bernouts.
>>72916522
>work camps
Trudeau must be even farther left than I thought.
>>72916480
>#Toronto
Wtf? How retarded are they?
>it is known that every countrys economy will be eventually fucked and everyone try to avoid the crash by being the last one alive
>sabotaging becomes a thing between countries more and more as the time goes on
>also inside different countries will be people taking each other down, just like in the system that is based on loan money, your attempt to pay your loan back to the jew will shit on other peoples chances to pay back their own loans
>countries with weakest defences will go first, as it seen before our eyes in canada
watch out, the boogeyman of great economic crash is coming
>>72916432
We good Ameribro, but you shouldn't be distracted by this and stop watching your Pants
>the leaf dollar finally stops tumbling down
>then this happens
I might go get some cans of gas before the price skyrockets.
>/tv/ accidentally does meme magic and crashes the bane plane
>/pol/ realizes how amazing meme magic is and learns it from /x/
>a bunch of crazy shit happens for the next 2 years
>/pol/ does more meme magic
>cruz drops out
>canada, a frozen shithole, burns to the ground
STOP
You meme magicians are going to destroy the universe if you keep fucking around with meme magic.
>>72916725
How do I grow my own crops? What wild plants are good for medicine? Why didn't I get a hunting rifle.
Seeds. I NEED SEEDS
>>72916900
>>canada, a frozen shithole, burns to the ground
Are you really this dumb?
>>72916900
next we're going to make daddy win the election
>>72916978
You sure are.
>>72916819
Will it skyrocket?
>>72916522
how much coke did you just snort?
>>72916585
Nah bro, on my phone.
Luckily my house is on the north end of the city so I don't know if the fire has reached there or not
JUST
>>72917113
Let's talk about that.
If our economy collapses is it time for manifest destiny?
and hows the environmental impact? should that fire be taxed for causing global warming?
time to pay up canada. you lost your gold and your oil, now we take your money
>>72916439
Seriously? Shit.
Someone roll something good and ill burn item of your choice marshmallow style on my burning house
>>72917177
KEK
>>72917142
Your house or your parents house? If its lost, will you have insurance coverage? How many people per room? Anybody sleeping on the floor?
>>72917188
Are the people of Canada ready for freedom?
>>72917177
I mean, I'm no expert, but do the kikes responsible for oil spectating NEED a reason to jack up the price? Surely the largest oil producing city in Canada being on fire will have a ripple effect on us?
>>72917254
Picture of Trudeau.
I headed to alberta with my RV.
Surely there will be a qt who will put out for a place to stay.
>>72917221
Thanks for making me lose my shit laughing at 1:30 in the morning ameribro
>>72917286
My parents house, mine is in Edmonton. Dad called insurance and he said he is covered.
Got two rooms between 4 of us, they must have lots apparently.
>>72917157
burn baby burn
stay safe Alberta bros
Ok, can anyone confirm that this is real, I swear I heard it on on cbc Edmonton, but are they fucking serious, I need to know I'm not dreaming or something.
>Military help has been requested through the province. Assistance will come from Army and Air Force. Assistance is 2 days out.
How can military assistance be this far away.
To remember the surprising good times I had in Fort Mac, I'm going to watch Fubar 2 tonight out of respect.
>>72917268
Don't hide your shame.
>>72917511
Only one fucking road to the city.
>>72917286
>Your house or your parents house? If its lost, will you have insurance coverage? How many people per room? Anybody sleeping on the floor?
What the hell kind of questions are these lol
>>72917221
hope hes got AC in there.
>>72917254
Burn the Koran, and then tweet the image to Trudeau. Instant response, worldwide attention.
>>72913244
>Prime minister aids mudshits
>Baal gets angry and fucks their shit up
The old gods are in our side.
>>72917511
The forces use horseback for logistics support, I'll be surprised if they actually show up on schedule
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A HOT SPIRIT OF FIRE
THE INFERNO IN CANADA WILL SPREAD AND CLEANSE THE DEGENERATE LAND, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST
[THE FIRE RISES]
IN THIS THREAD.
>>72917543
To be honest Canada never deserved money. They just blow it on crap like this.
>>72917421
You were one off of trudeaus lucky number, so ill put it on the list.
Stay tuned to see if edmonton burns down, if so, the weed man is getting as blazed as my lawn.
>>72917551
I just don't want to get banned. I use a static IP.
>>72916480
FUCKING COMMIE FAGGOTS
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gas tomorrow will be $4.00/l. calling it.
hope you filled up and enjoy spending more getting to work each day than you actually make.
>>72917458
WEED CHINK INFERNO
>>72917581
Lol the last two were about the camps themselves, I want to know how crowded it is. I've been in a work camp before, pretty comfy have your own room and a little TV
>>72917511
That was additional crews anon. Even from Calgary it is a 8 hour drive.
>>72917621
Kek. Might steal my hippie aunts' copy to do that.
>>72913244
THE FIRE RISES
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/canada/video+fort+mcmurray+fire/11894373/story.html
>>72917687
The oil produced in Fort McMurray is a heavier oil which is used more in machine oils and diesel. Small percentage of it is used for petrol and kerosene.
JUST
>>72917652
tbqh a lifted truck actually helps you get around up north for work. It's just retarded when guys drive them around in cities.
>>72917632
SEE
>>72917157
ITS "BURN IT ALL PYROCHAN"
>>72917763
Oh true lol didn;t mean anything by it.
Those camps are pretty /comfy/ besides the chugs and degenerates .
>>72917254
A jar of syrup
>>72917809
>implying that matters
gas prices mysteriously go up if a security guard at a refinery calls in sick on any given day.
>>72917766
and that is on a good day.
(Jesus, it a 38 hour drive from Toronto to Fort Mcmurray
