What "white stereotypes" do my fellow white men actually buy into or apply to your life?
For me it's
>likes box macaroni n cheese more than homemade
>>72908061
I unironically like full house and friends
>>72908061
What nationality is white?
White guilt. There's plenty to be ashamed and remorseful about
Small dicks, unathletic, no rhythm, boring, weak, can't fight.
>>72908061
I fuckin love mayonnaise. Put that shit on everything. It's nutrients breh
>>72908422
>>72908439
fuck off abbos
>>72908061
The main ones which apply to me are:
Smart
Charming
Clean
Successful
Happy
Safe
Prize Pony
Financialy secure
And I'm not good at basketball
>>72908061
I like Mac N Cheese and a nice 401K...?
>>72908061
That we're bad at sports and can't fuck.
>>72908061
have an education
The dirty Anglo wasn't going to go down without a fight. I grabbed my meaty appendage burning like no other I struck out into the night my meat shaun like the sun. I ruptured the Brits dill weed burning spluttering meat acid. My haunches on fire I meat torpedoed into his cyclone of meat dibotchories.
>>72908439
We used to waltz
Dating minority girls is EZ mode.
>>72908061
>paying taxes
>voting conservative
>being the victim of petty crime
>owning practical cars that suit their means
>travelling internationally for holidays
>going to the dentist twice a year
>>72908061
I definitely like camping
>>72908061
A racist guy that drives cool cars on a tuxxedo.
Now I need the cool cars and the god fucking dam tuxxedo.
date asian girls
eat vegetables
can't dance or sports
has moneys
stupid beards and tattoos
>>72908061
White stereotypes, eh? Like
>Providing, and loving your children
>Not beating your wife for no reason
>Having a job
>Having money
>Having a car
>Having insurance on said car
>Liking television shows
>Not taking welfare
>Having nice hair
>Being smart
That sort of thing?
>>72908308
Estonia.
>Weak
>Beta
>Small dick
>Virgin
>Suicidal
>School shooter
>Privileged
Thats just the american ones.
>>72909949
>Weak
You've never seen Trudeau.
>Beta
Once, again, Trudeau.
>Small dick
Trudeau.
>Virgin
You're telling me Trudeau doesn't get pussy on the daily?
>Suicidal
True for Cruz and Jeb maybe.
>School shooter
And every other shooter in America is a nigger. Too many stories to keep up with.
>Privileged
What does this word even mean anymore?
>>72909949
>said British Anon, laughing his cheeky butt off while upstairs his sister's privilege was ripped out her pink pussy by an authentic brit named Mobobo
>>72910526
No. My entire family is extremely racist. It has been that way for ages.
>>72910629
Oh sorry, I didn't knew you were a Paki.
>>72908061
>likes fucking animals and my sister
>when I get wet, I actually do sort of smell like wet dog
>think about shooting up a school
>can't dance
>tiny pink dick
>fantasize about a big black cock ramming my imaginary girl friend
>I sound funny when I swear
>i curse at my parents
All I can think of
>>72910802
Im not a paki. It must really blow your mind eh? You cucks cannot even show your power level outside of this website.
>>72911014
>You cucks cannot even show your power level outside of this website.
Actually I can, and I do when it's appropriate. Of course I don't meme around, that would make me an obnoxious sucker.
Also, nobody can sue me for exposing my opinions, like you europeans, sooo
>>72908061
Mediterranean stereotypes a best.
>seen as passionate and lively even if you are as fun as a German on his mother's burial
>muh dik muhfuggah
>Laziness are actually good stereotypes because people get surprised when you work hard and salary goes up.
>can claim we're not white and ride the POC gibs wave on our white privilege board.
Feela good man. If only we had jobs...
>>72911331
You act as if i would be sued. Jesus christ. You fucking monkeys are delusional. I couodnt give a flying fuck what i say. If some nigger deserves to be called nigger im going to call him that. I think you believe too many of the memes.
- they make fun of other races as if they're the default race for earth
- often the most vile and hateful with their mouths, english profanity is the most disgusting and hateful there is
- ruthless, condescending and judgemental, taking what isn't theirs by force, claiming ownership through deceit and trickery
- business or hobby focused, neglectful of relationships
- douche-bags, dick heads
I fucking love plain spaghetti
>>72911695
Sounds like the stuff kings are made of
I don't use a washcloth when I shower
Chapelle informed me this was a white people stereotype
>>72912242
also can't jump very high or far, or climb a chain-link fence as fast as some other races
I have a job
>listen to npr
>prefer cocaine
>drink lots of craft beer
>bang my gf missonary
>intelligent and highly educated
>enjoy baseball
>large cock
>6'4, 100k$ salary
i am so white it hurts
I like being productive.
>>72911695
dont you have a hangi to attend tamawhitiki pupuwhero?
>>72908061
>>likes box macaroni n cheese more than homemade
That's not "white", it's pleb. And who do you think invented macaroni in the first fucking place?
>>72908061
I have not taken a vacation in 3 years or missed a day of work, and I have maxed out my 401k the last 3 years. I have over 50k in retirement and i'm 27 years old.
>>72908061
>slow as hell
Seriously, my 40m time could be measured on a wristwatch
>>72911695
So salty and jelly
>>72912061
Hey man, thats why your wife is getting slammed by tyrone... but thats your problem
>>72910945
Jealous nog spotted.
>>72909949
>Weak
>Beta
>Small dick
>Virgin
>Suicidal
>School shooter
>Privileged
I think you meant to post in the "Asian stereotypes" thread instead, Abdul.
>>72912819
nah im just pointing out common stereotypical weaknesses, every race has them. a wise man will take them on board and try to adjust themselves accordingly. a salty man will just scream nigger! or chink! memes and carry on with carrots stuck up their butts
>>72908061
>can't compete
>love talking about dick size
>closet fag
>pedophile
>smell like wet dog
>having sexual intercourse with dogs
>hate oriental for eating dogs
>muh superior white race while doing nothing
>>72908272
Fag.
>>72913322
Im not doing Canadian stereotypes.
>>72908766
We're pretty good at hockey bro. That's a real man's sport.
>>72911695
>they make fun of other races as if they're the default race for earth
Every race does this, but none with as much justification as us, of course.
>- often the most vile and hateful with their mouths, english profanity is the most disgusting and hateful there is
Only because you're too ignorant to be aware of profanity in other languages.
>- ruthless, condescending and judgemental, taking what isn't theirs by force, claiming ownership through deceit and trickery
Are you sure you're not thinking of the Jews or Chinese?
>- business or hobby focused, neglectful of relationships
I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I promise I'll remember next year.
>- douche-bags, dick heads
You forgot "big meanies who made fun of me".
>>72913322
nope, this is the current youth of beta white cuck.
>>72913576
No, cuck. Why dont you play hurling?
>>72912242
White people not using a washcloth is a stereotype? Why would I used
A washcloth when loofahs exist?
>>72913424
>>muh superior white race while doing nothing
We're taking a well-deserved rest after having built the entire modern world for the benefit of ungrateful shitskins.
>>72912919
That doesn't even make sense you're just talking gibberish
>>72909014
Ain't that the truth, don't even have to make first move just sit back with your beer
>>72910629
>>72911014
>>72911518
>damage control
>>72908439
>Small dicks, unathletic, no rhythm, boring, weak, can't fight.
Speak for yourself Australia
People make this out to be hard. It isn't.
> Like being around other white people.
> Relax and smile with other white people.
> Think white is the best race.
> Thank God I'm not some non-white, that would suck.
> All noggy posts confirm my views.
Hey fellow whites, what is the martial art using only the tips of the feet? Tofu. (Great when you see someone eating tofu, they will laugh).
can't dance
more likely to be a serial killer
more likely to shoot up a school
>>72913713
Whites are under-represented among spree shooters in the US, and as everyone knows any cheap dick jokes would be more accurately aimed against Asians -- who incidentally are "privileged" in that their income is on average higher. So why the double standard?
>>72908061
>doesn't speak unless spoken to
>uses ma'am and sir
>holds open doors
>gives directions
>says hello to strangers
>makes eye contact
>firm handshake
>answers questions with yes or no
should I go on?
>>72908061
>WASP
>Graduate degree
>loves tennis
>libertarian
>dating asian girl
>loving family
>loves ethnic food
>gentrified neighborhood
>beer pong
>farmer's markets
>camping
>bean boots
>new balance
there is probably more
>>72908061
I unironically love fishing and cheap beer. Especially together.
>>72913791
>We're taking a well-deserved rest
>well-deserved rest
have fun getting cuck while you "rest"
>watch japanese cartoons
>average cock size (6 in)
>pretend to be retarded
>can't dance
>love frozen food
>love burgers
>one black friend
>desire to colonize some place
>>72908061
>apply reason and logic to everyday situations
>value basic courtesy
>revere inventors, poets and explorers as cultural heroes rather than sub-literate thug Negro rappers
>help out strangers in our communities
>go to work, pay taxes to support non-white parasites who shit-talk about us on the internet
>>72914178
>have fun getting cuck while you "rest"
No, because the other (accurate) stereotype about Whitey is that he is armed to the fucking teeth and, unlike the average inner-city ape with a plastic pistol, he actually knows how to shoot.
>>72913727
That's literally the gayest sport I've ever seen besides soccer.
>>72914078
>c u c k fantasies
>>72913727
what is this, lacrosse for butt pirates?
>>72914593
Kek
>>72914593
It's like a more manly version of lacrosse, still pretty gay though
>>72913655
see
>>72913987
>- douche-bags, dick heads
>>72908061
Seriously now, I have to say that white men are VERY EMOTIONAL, can someone explain to me why? I meet many Swedish, German and Dutch guys on LoL ( eu WEST) and many other online games, usually the guys I speak to are 20+
yet so far I haven't meet 1 normal guy, they are all over sensitive and very Islam loving leftists. one guy even removed me from fb clamming I'm too racist -_- and I'm not... I just post Trump speeches I find here and shared Ivanka photos
>be me, white person
>date black girl (she is hot, don't worry)
>take shower together
>I was normally, with a bar of soap, no washcloth
>she laughs hysterically
>"chappelle was right! you white people do do that!"
>fuck the ever living shit out of her and dump her afterwards
being white is awesome
>>72914036
>>firm handshake
seriously I never realized how white this was until I met nogs in a business sense (no idea how they got there) they had the most dead fish disgusting handshake, and one of them even complimented me on my handshake
crazy how a basic business thing they don't understand
>educated
>use proper grammar
>well read
>play lacrosse
>wear sperry's, j press, bb, j crew
>>72908308
Argentina
>>72908061
>what white stereotypes apply to you?
that I have to go to work tomorrow
>>72915324
> plays lacrosse
You suck your dad's dick too?
>>72915165
>I wash normally, with a bar of soap, no washcloth
didn't realize this was a White thing
>>72908439
>can't fight.
As opposed to blacks who literally gang up on one person in PACKS or sucker punch them?
>athletic
That makes no sense, you just pulled that out of your ass.
>>72915146
What's up with those lame memes? They're not even stale, those are just leddit tier.
>>72915495
no but your mom sucked my dads dick while I fucked her from behind
>>72915559
I made this one long time ago, its ugly but its true
>>72908061
for me it's
Above average European's iq
Blue eyes, can grow full beard in short months
asset management skills
>>72915566
please stop, this isn't xvideos... don't you get tired of speaking like an animal...
what are you, 12?
>>72915146
Maybe because you made us that way after everything you have put us through?
Being a polack with no common sense
>>72915724
your mom's next, my friend
Hey, since this is a shit thread anyhow
WHAT ARE SUBSTANCIAL DIFFERENCES WITH THIS AND CRIPPLECHAN?
- never been, is it a mirror of this? I'm well over the shilling for 'Murican shit-tier politics. Anyone here browse any other decent if not good channels?
>>72915985
You're indicating that you pull trains with your father. There is no context in which that isn't immensely strange. Go back to playing lacrosse or polo or synchronized anal or whatever.
>>72916061
8 is sort of similar but with more NEETs and plebbitors.
>>72908061
I throw spare change to the bin to unweigh my pockets.
>>72908439
>can't fight
I think it's that we can't fight, other races don't have a concept of a 1v1 match. Niggers will jump in on fights to back up people they don't even know.
Whites tend do a lot more crazy shit in fights, that sometimes fails and loses the fight, but sometimes is awesome and ends it right there.
>>72908061
I can't really think of any stereotypes of white people I fit where someone would say "Of course you do that, you're white", but I do a few things I think only white people do. Listen to obscure bands, eat pretentious fusion food, vote for Trump, probably a few other things that I can't think of off the top of my head.
>>72908439
>no rhythm
My rhythm is on point, and I'll always fall back on "yeah, that's why whites can't play the drums, amirite?" - but I have seen countless terribly embarrassing examples of white people with no rhythm both irl and on tv.
I have no rythm.
I like to work.
>>72913974
i dont think you understand this thread
>>72908439
>can't fight
>conquered the world
Pick one
>>72908061
i have a job and no criminal record
>>72916722
>to back up people they don't even know
I don't think it's to back up the person. Dindus just see a chance to throw a punch on someone and go for it. That's why we call it a chimp out being it's like monkeys at a watering hole. They only need to hear the noise of a ruckus and they get riled up too.
to be fair white trash does the same sort of shit. The albino monkeys of the chimp out world.
>>72908061
>college graduate
>financially secure
>attentive parent
>like dogs
>know how to swim
>enjoy camping
>hate niggers
>>72908061
>liking the cheesy jew
macaroni and cheese is fucking disgusting
>>72908061
Mayonnaise on literally EVERYTHING. I keep 5-6 of these in my pocket just in case, whenever I go out.
>>72908439
Im only one of these things
>>72908061
I've always been working, started at shitty retail jobs, worked days, went to school on nights, lived off 5-6 hours of sleep a night from age 16 to present (21-years old). I save religiously, I invest in steady, low-yield stocks. I am Christian by choice, and moderately invested in my local church. I am straight, but >tfw no gf. I own one handgun and one shotgun, and practice at the range on the weekends. I currently work for a school district teaching mentally retarded children how to function. I am always freshly shaved and scrubbed. I have $43,000 in my savings account, I plan on gathering +$100,000 before making a downpayment on a home. I am republican.
When I take time off (which is rare) I feel a sense of emptiness, like I'm perpetually forgetting something critically important, but juuuuust can't remember it. I sometimes listen to people at the college talk about not doing anything in their spare time, but that just seems insane. I used to get mad at people who didn't work, and didn't have any inclination to start working. Now I just feel sad that they can't have the confidence boost you get from having a steady job.
>>72908061
>natives are savage animals unlike what they claim in the media
I have a personal bond to this one, I'm a fish and wildlife manager (senior) on the west coast. The white man pretty much errs on the side of caution and the native rapes the resource as hard as he can for profit, it's the reverse of the common narrative. The native is not of the earth, he is of the wallet.
>>72917671
>eating the animal product jew at all
heh
>>72918489
True christians would and should NEVER come on this board, period.
Unless you're just playing religion.
I speak clearly and have a large vocabulary.
>>72908061
I like mayonnaise
>>72908439
>can't fight
Conquered the world, made fighting an art that lead to our dominance, conquered you bongo people, your natives are almost gone but ok white people can't fight
>>72908061
i guess im pretty stereotypical:
>earn 150k
>9 inch dick
>work as a chef at Wendy's
>>72908061
My parents were married until death did them apart.
>>72911518
Make an anti-refugee facebook post and leave it up for a week. Since you can say what you want and all. Although you probably wouldn't get in trouble Abdul.
>>72919077
They seem to be thinking fist fighting in the streets is combat.
Could you imagine how quickly they'd be blown away if we didn't have our hands tied by legal mercies like the Geneva Convention
>>72918867
My faith in a Old-Testament, Abrahamic God is unchanged by browsing /pol/. I offer sacrifice to Him, and he has rewarded me for my faith by not killing me yet.
>>72915553
Had a nigg sucker punch me at a party, never seen a bitch so scared after I turned around. Black are pussies who can't fight 1v1
>>72908061
>wake up naked in bed
>roll over and my dog is under the covers with me with her head on the pillow
>think to myself "yep, I'm still white"
>>72919986
>Geneva Convention
Yuge mistake
>>72908439
> Wherever I go, I must also shitpost
>>72908061
>graduated college
>never been on welfare
whelp, us whites XDDD
I exclusively drink craft beer and whisky.
I love mayo, stats, and PBR I guess?
>white people can't even take the piss out of themselves on a fucking anonymous image board
Goddamn people get over yourselves and get a sense of humor
Smart and attractive
Hard working. Wear professional clothes to my job. Have houseplants. Drive prius.
>>72921719
Maybe I smell like wet dogs once in a while? Blacks say that about white people, right?
>I'm really uptight and have to present myself as a perfect human being even to complete strangers on the internet anonymously
>>72911695
>neglectful of relationships
Opposed to who?
>>72921255
ITT, people embracing white privilege. No need to put I've never been on welfare and I've graduated college nearly debt free.
>>72908061
for me it's
>being sponge-worthy
Being racist is a white Stereotype lol
>>72908061
idk i had to teach my black roommate how to make home made mac and cheese so i dont think that applies
>>72923871
holy kek
someone screencap this and post it on /r/4chan
>>72909060
the only stereotypes that have any merit here
>>72908439
Fought two nigs bigger than me and broke the nose of one of them. Not saying I went unscathed, but whitey held his own.
>>72909416
and trying to dress like they're from the 1910's. Not everyone but lots of dudes my age are into the whole vest suspenders bushy ass beard and sleeves rolled up to show their cool tattoos. Kinda faggy imo
>>72919628
that doesnt sound white
>>72908061
I don't even know what white people stereotypes are.
To niggers we're nerdy, weak, swagless tight wads.
niggers are faggots, seriously.
ironically i love hot sauce on most of my foods though
>>72909214
hunting.
>>72908061
>>>/askreddt/
spends too much time on the internet
masturbates too much
antisocial
feels bad for school shooters more than victims
>>72912803
>Not hourglass
Do you even have privilege?
>>72914522
>Nigger damage control
