Holy shit this is a jumper on 9/11.
>>72905994
I seen this before irl.
my first call as an EMT was train suicide.
guy shit his guts out just like that.
sluuuurrrppp
isnt reality scary?
>>72905994
what does this have to do with /pol?
>jumper
YOU MEAN CRUZ
>>72905994
You would die instantly right?
>>72906122
>9/11
Newfag detected.
Wow, just earlier today I was thinking "never in my life I saw a picture of what happened to the jumpers on 9/11 - not even on 4chan"
Talk about synchronicity
>>72905994
No it's not
>>72905994
lol what a cuck.
>>72905994
Looks like the tremor worm that fell off the cliff
>>72906319
Maybe 9/11 only happened so that you could think that though to sync with this post
You did 9/11
>>72906319
>synchronicity
I like you.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>72905994
>jumpman jumpman jumpman
>>72905994
Ahehehe...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Continuously cackling
>>72906239
Depends how you land
you probably have 1/10th of a second where you fell your guts splatter out your ass and your knees shoot into your stomach
landing on head is dead
the terrifying part is the long fall where your last thoughts consist of regret
>>72906319
Most footage wasn't put up or recorded in the first place, and when the towers came down, the rubble covered them. You can find images online of pieces of meat or wayward limbs scarred on the streets. It's unsettling to say the least.
>>72906473
>I like you.
Disgusting, such a reddit thing to say.
kys cockroach
>>72905994
>americans are pizza inside
>>72906386
8/10
>>72905994
Eeeugh, he shat out his guts? That's some pretty hardcore sick nasty shit right there.
Remind me to never jump out of a skyscraper even if it's on fire, shitting out your guts is way too ugly of a way to go.
>>72906553
Is that Randy Bobandy in the bottom?
>>72906569
They chose to die their way. They had a choice of staying in the building and suffocating or burning alive or getting collapsed on.
So they chose to jump instead.
>>72906539
Compared to the alternatives, I don't think many were full of regret as much as sorrow
>>72906553
https://youtu.be/ZvzLGlaCoRM
>>72905994
lmfao it looks like the nigga shat out his organs and his leg is FLAT wtf lmao
delete this
>>72906680
oh shit it is
>>72906553
This pic should be in a modern art museum
he didn't fly so good
>>72906663
Garie was best girl.
imagine if he survived for about 20 mins on the floor crawling around with his hands as his entrails slowly tumble out of his exploded torso
>>72906386
kek. it really does
>>72906663
Yeah your butthole is kind of the path of least resistances for all of your guts unfortunately.
When people dress rabbits they kind of just squeeze them and all of the guts get shat out.
>>72906842
The concussive force would kill you anyways. You literally could not survive the fall for long enough to register pain, let alone move
I can't wait to see the MSNBC jumpers when President Trump is sworn in.
Black metal album
>>72906083
Why did they send for an EMT when obviously dead? Would have been coroner where I live.
I hope every single one of you that makes fun of this shit or jokes about it listens to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLfSn4LBuY#t=4m40s
and I hope you joke about it after that and still feel good about yourself.
>>72906386
Not enough Tremors love these days.
>>72905994
Talk about spilling your spaghetti.
Strewth m8.
I know surviving that scenario is highly unlikely, but what would be the only remotely feasible thing to do if you were caught in the stories above the impact? Id imagine trying to shimmy down the outside of the building would be impossible
>>72906569
>most footage wasn't recorded
wut?
NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A HOT POCKET WHEN IT CHEESE LEAKS OUT AFTER A WHILE IN THE MICROWAVE #NOCHILL #BRUH
There's fire extinguishers and other safety precautions.
So why don't tall buildings have parachutes on every floor?
All of these people could have lived.
>>72907001
EMTs also transport bodies in most areas.
>>72906553
I've never ever seen that bottom row second from right picture, thats terrifying
>>72906842
people can survive some fucked up shit for extended periods of time
theres a video of a suicide bomber whose belt was a dud and literally just split him in half
he was sitting in his guts talking to passerbys for 5-10mins afterwards
>>72905994
>people die when they are fall.
holy shit.;"-(
>>72906569
>Footage not recorded
>>72907098
Potential footage, you know what I mean.
>>72907027
That guy was a douche bag.
its rainin men halliula
>>72907096
Makeshit parachute from whatever material you could gather if properly made could slow you down enough to survive. Think the mythbusters did something on it.
>>72906680
Kek
>>72905994
Did he died?
>>72906553
AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEE FALLIN
(fallin, I'm a-free fallin)
FREEE FALLIN
>>72906415
Fucking niggers
>>72906663
Ok I'll remind you tomorrow
>>72907001
It was a train suicide
as you can imagine its a small town
also people can survive crazy shit and if the person is an incoherent mess who finds the body...
>>72906573
I
LOVE
YOU
>>72907320
(you)
are there any recordings though?
>>72907358
Moar pls.
Any stories?
>>72906680
What won't he do for a cheeseburger?
>>72907414
The footage wasn't recorded
I remember watching some documentary where a black guy said he heard explosions in building 7 while he was inside. After the documentary was made, he was murdered shortly after. Anyone else watch this? What was the name of it?
>>72906539
Most people have a heart attack/shock from long jumps and die before they hit the ground
>>72907503
Delete this
>>72907264
As a kid, I jumped off the roof of my house with a bed sheet and broke my leg. What are you going to use in an office? Paper taped together?
>>72907177
>people can survive some fucked up shit for extended periods of time
What a fucking terrible way to go.
>>72905994
Wow, what a fucking surprise, not like he fell a thousand feet to his death or anything.
>>72907336
u wot m8
>>72907027
Oh man, I was just thinking about this video.
>>72907710
Your country's gold supply fell thousands of feet, why won't you die?
Thank God I live in the quiet suburbs and haven't set foot in anything with more than 2 stories in months.
>>72905994
Looks like Ted Cruz desu
>>72906528
>>72906528
holy kek I didnt notice that.
>>72907027
Remember when Israel killed everyone in the WTC?
Neither does the Goverment.
If you're looking for someone that's making a joke about 9/11, look no further than your big brother.
>>72907374
A-Anzu!?!?
>>72905994
This is ok to post just don't put a penis
>>72905994
parachutes under every desk.
>>72905994
did he die?
>>72907177
>quick run and find ham
>throw it on his face
I've always wondered. Why didn't the firefighters catch the jumpers?
>>72907177
That mouse is no longer thinking. When it's body is torn in half like that it's literally just a motor impulse to swim for air. It doesn't feel that.
>>72905994
Looks messy but doesn't hurt a bit.
>>72908065
yeah
no
>>72908065
Do you know how much energy is behind a 200lb man falling at terminal velocity?
>>72906569
>You can find images online of pieces of meat or wayward limbs scarred on the streets. It's unsettling to say the least.
That's not from jumpers, but from the plane that hit tower 2. About 200 people were waiting for elevators on the floor it impacted.
>>72907177
Just makes me feel bad for Yossarian all over again.
...seeing a guys guts just fall out. Fuck.
>>72906319
>Talk about synchronicity
>>72908065
They ended up using trampolines but people bounced back up too high
>>72908065
there was a firefighter killed by a jumper landing on him
>>72907153
>9/11 2.0 hits
>America learna and adds parachutes to every really high floor
>everyone jumps out at the same time because no communication between floors
>everyone on floors below the top gets their chute kicked by some fucker freefalling
>people on top are getting their parachutes tangled
>everyone dies and parachutes line the streets
>parachutes replaced with wingsuits/gliders so they can get away before pulling chutes
>still never works
>>72907177
what is that white animal?
>>72906680
>>72908264
that sounds fckin hilarious
any vids ?
>>72907044
Tremors 2 > Tremors
>>72907461
first real call was guy who put himself underneath one of those CSX trains like I said and it essentially squished his head up to the shoulders like a partially deflated basketball
made him shit his pants and squished the "guts" out of the stomach near the navel
i was like 17ish and it was first time i saw a dead body
hmm...
saw a (recently) dead (very) pregnant woman once and we thought we could save the child maybe
ive seen like atleast 10-15 OD's in my area because i live in bumfuckstown appalachia and everyone loves prescription opiates and heroin.
i have personally seen them where they inhaled their own vomit and drowned(?)
one of them had a reaction to the narcan and died
that was shitty it was a goodlooking young girl she was like 16
idk man I have alot of stories but I am not good at telling them
>>72908350
An Argentinian
>>72906539
I wouldn't regret it too much if it was a certainty that I was going to suffocate instead.
Truth be told, most deaths like suffocation, dying of cold, dying of heat, falling etc. aren't as bad as cancer. Time moves by pretty quickly. Look at how much time has moved past 9/11. In those moments, sure it was bad, but it, like everything else, moved on.
Kind of relaxes my mind desu, especially when you consider the amount of time man has spent on earth relative to the age of earth itself...suffering just doesn't last very long.
>>72907568
Total nonsense. There's plenty of stories from people who have survived suicide jumps and they never lost consciousness until their gray matter sloshed hard against the inside of their skulls. Plus you don't see skydivers dropping dead all over, do you?
>>72907027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorisrBfdTs
>>72908220
Not very much actually.
>>72907001
EMTs or another trained medical professional have to pronounce people dead even if it is painstakingly obvious.
>mfw when I have one webm... showing one guy hittting the floor.
>Pretty much the only footage I have found showing that.
>Lost in a sea of webms without thumbnail.
How can I preview webms? I would like to post it.
>>72906553
BTFO
>>72906709
based
>>72908436
keeps me from putting a bullet in my head.
>>72908440
Skydivers know that they're most likely going to survive.
>>72906553
me on the left
>>72907177
I hate this gif.
>>72908406
I assume it'd get boring seeing dead people all the time.
I am curious about the people who work as EMTs. I assume they'd have some fucked up fetishes willing to be around that stuff all the time
>>72908107
Yeah no. Brain is still alive.
>>72908507
>need a birth certificate to prove you were born
>need a death certificate to prove you died
If I destroy enough paperwork, can I remove prominent figures from history?
>>72906553
>not keeping a parachute in your 30th floor office
Too soon dude have some fucking respect
>>72908065
Why didn't the jumpers extend their arms while holding their coats and fly away to safety like sugar gliders?
>>72908787
we just make extremely inappropriate jokes and humor
i still find death disturbing
especially younger kids
>>72907096
I've thought about this scenario a lot and the only way I see getting out of those floors and surviving would be wedging yourself between two outside walls and slowly climb down.
Although I don't think many buildings have such walls and one slip and you're dead anyways.
Would climbing down the elevator shaft cables be feasible? Or were they completely cut off from the upper floors?
>>72906859
>cleaned thousands of rabbits that way
Grab them by the legs and give them a fling downward...easy gut removal. Then dress and throw on grill.
>>72908474
At 450m weighing 200lbs, there's over 300,000 joules of energy on impact.
>>72908065
Would you!?
600lbs of screaming fat hurtling towards you? I'd fucking step out of the way.
>mfw the towers actually fell because of all the earthquakes caused by obese merifats hitting the ground around them.
>>72907756
The absolute worst 9/11 video
Is footage recorded from the ground floor lobby of people leaving the tower while it was still standing
And you can hear these deafening sounds of jumpers' bodies hitting a glass canopy
You never see them, but the sound is worse than any image
He probablt thought that if he landed on his legs first he could have survived, unfortunatelly for him, the impact damage only "stopped" when it reached his upper torso-head.
>>72908350
it's a mouse
>>72908554
Drag the file in to a browser.
>>72908983
Yeah, kids I'll never be able to do. God speed, man.
>>72908886
this
why not keep a winch with a looong fucking cable on every floor or design foot holds in the side of the building
would be windy but it'd be better than nothing
>>72906859
Yeah dude
https://youtu.be/isKkiZYt8Tw
I'll do that when I have to survive innawoods. Sill not sure how I could actually catch one though. They are some fast meat bananas
I always thought that 9/11 was just a prank.
>>72905994
Why didn't anybody catch him?
>>72907568
Citation needed.
>>72909124
>In a sea of webms
>checks each one; one by one
>>72909270
So was Merkel, and the prank is that your country sucks, inshallah.
>>72908963
Why didn't they stand on a chair and then just hop off before it hit the ground?
>>72909268
rabbits are fucking stupid
I kill and eat at least 12 per month.
>>72909058
Thing is too, you know some people just froze and sat down in their offices. Some people just do that in crazy situations.
Who can say what they would do?
I know edgy people post all these "rekt" ,webms all the time and have become jaded. Though being there is different. You would remember all too quickly that you're not some kind of clear thinking superman.
>>72908464
The original video is far superior.
>>72909003
Several feet of snow and you'll survive.
>>72909378
>People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Says the cuckold.
>>72909357
There's no other way, unless you have some kind of TV CSI search program bullshit.
>>72907027
This made me tear up. When the building started to crash and he was screaming...dear lord
Jumper footage and splatter pics are literally part of the official government docs of the 9/11 commission. They're blurry and distant, but they certainly exist.
>>72909629
>literally can be arrested for dissent against refugees
>calls ANYONE a cuck
Careful Hans, cops are scanning your Facebook looking to take your kids.
>>72909629
>Germany holds $52.8 billion in American debt.
Start sucking, Hans.
![world-trade-center_1986818a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ziYE95n.jpg "world-trade-center_1986818a[1].jpg")
>>72906709
not true. people were shoving to the narrow windows for air, it's certain a huge portion of the jumpers were simply shoved out
>>72909256
I'm surprised that more buildings dont have some kind of emergency chute stash on each upper level, like fire hoses. Are they even feasible from that height?
>>72909898
>>72909852
At least my wifes son shares my biology lol.
7/7 was much worse
>>72909629
>Central African Republic
>Only white country.
Are they the only non-cucks?
>>72910027
At least you can laugh at your cuckoldry, it lessens the pain of your inevitable future
>>72908065
>Wherever I am, I must also shitpost
![Sept-11-windows_1987511i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3C5qvMo.jpg "Sept-11-windows_1987511i[1].jpg")
>>72910007
look at this. imagine it's so hot and smokey inside that you climb out and dangle from the window, hundreds of meters in the air.
maybe they thought they could wait it out like that, then they eventually slipped or were pushed off to make room.
>>72910119
>He doesn't get what an cuck is
Seeing that you are in denial you are at stage one in the Kübler-Ross model.
>>72910027
wtf are you talking about?
My grandad was a German immigrant that went back and killed a shitload of you fucks in '43.
I named my white son after him.
>>72909058
Where's the video?
>>72908554
If you find it we'll give you a discount on the wall.
>>72906083
Saw a guy get rolled by a truck load of log, same effect, other end.
Truly the worst thing you can ever hear.
>>72910021
The problem with this is that you have to be very experienced to steer a chute within the confines of city streets, not even considering wind, I'd say if you gave 100 random people parachutes in a skyscraper and had them jump, maybe 2 or 3 would survive, tops. Many would go crashing into other buildings, through office windows, getting impales on fixtures, etc. as well as hitting other jumpers. It would be an absolute disgusting mess.
>>72910389
>Kubler-Ross model
First off, you know that model is debunked because it was so limited in scope, right?
Second, you're objectively a cuck for living in Germany under Merkel. She is the sole reason that Europe is taking refugees.
>>72910021
>Are they even feasible from that height?
fuck yeah, the minimum point where they couldnt get anyone out of was still much higher than an average bridge jump
>>72905994
It's amazing his head didn't explode.
>>72910460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZi4o2OBLEI
>>72907717
He's calling you a nigger
>Canada
You are.
>>72906319
Last night I looked up "9/11 jumpers" on YouTube and then spent an hour or 2 lost in 9/11 footage.
Then this thread.
Hmmm really makes you think
>>72910402
>>72910389
I think you forgot to prep the bull.
>>72905994
why didn't he flap his arms?
>>72910504
>base jumps from tower 1
>crashes safely through window in tower 2
>>72910353
I maintain to this day that I could have survived by wedging my feet against one of those panels and my back against the other and just walking myself down.
used to do it all the time in the hallways at home as a kid. i could hold myself up for hours, just chill and play pokemon 8 feet in the air.
>>72909564
>September in New York City
>Several feet of snow
Ok Roland Emmerich.
>>72909268
Rabbits are so fragile. I've seen another video where someone skinned one just as easily.
>this edgy thread...
how are we all coping with the big mans victory?
>>72910762
>skyscraper windows have the same thickness and fragility of house windows
ebic jokee bro
>>72910799
If you build that wall high enough, next time we can just step off and climb down.
>>72910460
>>72910460
>>72910625
>>72910625
found the real video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFmv82RGGsg
the crashes start at 1:40 or so
>>72906618
>>72910928
They can definitely handle more stress, but not the stress of a 250lb businessman traveling at 30mph. Imagine Chris Christie flying through your office at the speed limit. He's definitely going through a plate glass window.
>>72906319
>>72905994
>>72906386
>>72910607
No that's not a 9/11 jumper. The legs are too intact and the street is way too clean. Pic related, what the streets looked like.
>>72907044
I love how the continuity of the Tremors movies is consistent.
>>72907503
Can confirm
>>72907027
Why is it literally impossible to find the full 32 minute Melissa Doi call?
>>72908440
>There's plenty of stories from people who have survived suicide jumps and they never lost consciousness until their gray matter sloshed hard against the inside of their skulls.
>people who have survived suicide jumps
>gray matter sloshed hard against the inside of their skulls
It's not uncommon for skydivers to blackout during freefall.
>>72905994
Incorrect. This was a jumper on 9/11
>>72907027
>People are trying to save my life
>I should probably berate them
>>72906083
GO TO /FIT/ AND ASK ABOUT THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR YOU NEED TO SEE IT ANON I CAN'T FIND MY SCREENCAP GO DO IT NOW
>>72907177
>theres a video of a suicide bomber whose belt was a dud and literally just split him in half
>
>he was sitting in his guts talking to passerbys for 5-10mins afterwards
sauce? I kinda wanna see this
>>72911114
I take it those red chunks are pieces of jumper?
I stumbled into a 9/11 truther forum some years back that had huge threads dedicated to the lack of photos of jumper bodies. They chalked it up to 'jumpers' being faked to create a more emotional connection to those of us watching, so we'd be more agreeable to going after the people that did it.
You see this on the road in China all the time.
>>72911114
No way they ever figured out who's steak that belonged too.
>>72906483
>>72906785
>>72911335
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe7_1446541290
Here you go.
>>72911156
Why would you want to? The shortened version seemed benign to me
>>72911391
No, these are chunks of people obliterated from the airplanes or impact zones. Pic of actual jumpers, from that height they splashed like tomatoes on the concrete.
Did he died?
>>72911259
He was about to die, so I'll give him a pass on being a little bit of a dick.
>>72905994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lSjgovoJBw
>>72906680
FRIGG OFF RANDY
>>72906569
>hundreds of thousands of people with cellphones
>no records
choose one
>>72909357
>>In a sea of webms
>>checks each one; one by one
>>72911772
no died but had a aspirin and rest for few days
>>72908304
zip lines
>>72906319
Wow, just earlier today I was thinking "never in my life I saw a picture of the Falklands belonging to Argentina - not even on 4chan"
Talk about synchronicity
>>72911760
This image is from the footage I have somewhere.
I have found nothing. Probably is my laptop.
>>72911043
I don't hear any bodies hitting the ground.
Not that I really wanted to.
This is still a sore topic.
FUCKING KIKES.
>>72906842
>>72906926
>>72907177
There was a witness account of an EMT who saw a woman who survived the fall, all that was left was her head and a little bit of her torso.
>>72911658
thanks m8
>>72907336
Kek
>>72907027
fuck saudi arabia
You don't even need to fall from a high altitude to blow like a tomato. This depressed lawyer from Brazil, decided to end his life by jumping out the 27th floor of a hotel, and this is the result.
He hit the edge of the balcony before hitting the floor
http://portalplantaopolicial.com.br/noticias/advogado-morre-apos-se-jogar-do-27-andar-de-um-hotel
http://cabuloso.com/portal/galleries/view/pulou-do-andar-e-a-coluna-vertebral-se-soltou-do-corpo
>>72911915
Confirmed for underaged. Camera phones were not a thing in 2001.
>>72912075
#REKT
>>72912120
It makes me want to bomb every city in the middle east. With napalms, so they burn slowly.
Fuckers
>>72907789
S A V A G E
>>72906553
If i ever work in a tall building, ill pack a parachute.
>>72911335
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=0a7_1446675290
>>72911309
what?
HOL UP
>>72905994
NO
it's a road victim
not a jumper
>>72910763
I don't know.
You'd have to have a lot of strength and stamina to keep you from falling. It's a very long way down.
>>72912077
>>72912077
it's this one. image still is from 6:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZi4o2OBLEI
>>72912188
>http://cabuloso.com/portal/galleries/view/pulou-do-andar-e-a-coluna-vertebral-se-soltou-do-corpo
YOUR MAC MAY HAVE VIRUS PORN
huehuehuehuehue
>>72912188
Pretty much, it's all about terminal velocity. Some soldiers jumping from airplanes survived the fall without parachutes. by landing in something to break the fall
>emergency parachute plus this
>become the Dark Knight
>>72905994
Why didn't someone catch him?
>>72907027
fake and gay
>>72910504
How about the round ones the military uses to drop equipment?
>>72910763
It's realistically doable if the panels are at a comfortable distance, but most likely sweat, desperation and outright fear would get to you, unless you were an experienced climber.
Imagine becoming famous for surviving 9/11 that way kek
>>72912761
Nah, it's fine.
This site is almost as old as ogrish, formely known as liveleak.
>>72905994
Glenn Beck 5/4/2016
>>72913048
I am sure it is fine, that is just the pop up I had when it forced open a new tab
it was all done by the U.S. government and saudi arabia and israel, don't forgot the 2.3 TRILLION DOLLARS by announced missing by defense secretary Donald Trumsfeld the day before.
Remember the offices that tracked the missing money were in both towers and in the pentagon building that got "hit by a helicopter", pic related it's a helicopter at the pentagon.
>>72911915
Phones didn't have cameras in 2001 you fuck.
>>72909058
there's video from a journalist who was shadowing firefighters and just happened to be along that day.
His video of the firefighters gathering in the ground floor lobby as a command center--as they stand over the blueprints and make plans about who is going where, bodies are thudding. There's no other sound it can be, and its instinctively recognizable.
And every time one thud-splats, the firefighters flinch. But they keep going.
>>72906553
They could've just shimmied down to the bottom floors.
>>72910467
Our canadian friend found the video
>>72912609
>14:40
In 15 years is the only video that I have seen that shows a guys hitting the floor and it is blurry.
>>72912945
No you would want the ones that conventional para and base jumpers use.
and rule of thumb is 400ft minimum and no more than 20 knots wind
if they cleared the structure they could have easily survived but who goes to work with a parachute in case two boeing jumbo jets knock down their building?
>>72907001
The fire department probably showed up too. Your tax dollars at work.
>>72913282
source?
>>72910763
it is so high up man
like
I am sure you could do a large chunk of it
but for the most part you are going to start to get weak and start struggling. even if you had the best possible attire and gear for it
Plus the clock is ticking from that building about to fall down.
and holy shit the fear, you are trying to not die from a single tiny fuck up
>>72907027
>waiting around for help in a burning building rather than trying to escape yourself
both deserved to die
>>72913312
If I worked at a tower like that today, I'd store a parachute in my desk.
>>72909003
lets see
(90 kg mass)(9.8 accel)=F
F(417 m distance) ~~ 368000 J
not bad
>t. first year physics
In ten years, 9/11 discussion will be allowed on /his/.
>>72913484
you'd have to make sure everyone had one or no one knew you had it though
>>72906569
What was that YouTube account? Superman something idk. I heard about it in /X/ but basically there was a YouTube account that was posting never before seen footage of the jumpers from a few feet away. Basically seeing them hit the ground a few feet away.
It's considered lost media.
>>72913141
Yep, they have to pay the server bills, bestgore also have some annoying ads, it's inevitable.
>>72913199
what is this tinfoil nonsense?
>>72906386
KEK!!!
>>72913304
God damn.
You can tell the guy doesn't want to film it. He almost looks away.
