Canada's premiere oil producing city is in danger of being completely destroyed, there are mandatory evacuations. Only one highway in or out of the city. Lots of gridlock.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
Statement from Premiere Notley:
>>>/wsg/1067337
Alberta Wildfire status map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
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>>72894438
fpbp
>>72902213
Insurance fraud
>>72902213
THANKS A LOT WEED MAN
>>72902213
Someone find a CBC livestream, they're live from Fort Mac right now.
Can't get it on their site without paying 6.95/month.
>>72902213
Worth noting the radio streams are from Edmonton, just a heads up.
WE DONT NEED NO WATER LET THE FUCKING LEAFS BURN
BURN LEAFS BURN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>72902213
>a burning leaf
>>72902361
wtf are you talking about it streams for free
>>72902213
burn it down
fuck alberta
It smells like Victory
Don't die out there guys
>>72902417
http://www.cbc.ca/news2/networkstream/
No it doesn't.
>>72902409
nice try man.
First for natural occuring fire due to climate change
Eat a dick Canada
MAYDAY PAYDAY
>>72902546
>get a 675 million dollar bribe in the liberal budget
>charging people for news access
fuck the CBC so hard
I was gonna buy some oil stocks. Glad I waited. Wonder how this will affect them.
>>72902213
Thread Themes !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDyyFrCHu-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vREt7rwK12I
>>72902546
shit i was wrong. what the fuck man i'm already getting cucked on taxes to pay for this garbage network, why is there a fucking subscription fee now? WHAT THE FUCK
thank god this shit hole burns down
Anyone have a live news stream?
ACTUAL ACTUAL
THEAD THEME
https://youtu.be/aTBlKRzNf74
>>72902213
AMERICA FIRST! Is this in America? No? We don't care, then. AMERICA FIRST!
>>72902546
I subscribed to that once just to check it out... it's fucking atrocious SD quality stream. It's absurd they charge 7$ for it.
>>72902684
sadly most don't know that forest fires are naturally occuring to ensure new growth, the reason why we have chopped down 50% of our forests, and they have not grown back, is because we stop all forest fires. Just think about the concept of volcanic ash as the best soil to grow in, it works the same way for forests burning down, its the best soil to grow in. Actually for all my garbage i burn it, it might seem unhealthy, but i mix that with regular soil and shit grows insane inside of it.
>>72902749
Thats what happens when you elect a young bernie in to office
>>72902744
going on a binge now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3Lhg0_Pfo
>>72902950
Keep suckin that Israeli dick. I love the narcissistic obsessive Clapper comments in here. You guys are fucked. Oops yellowstone exploded. Oops california was hit by a quake. And expect somebody to care?
>>72902409
Fuck you Texas
Someone find the correct feed.
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/stid/101
Has the military been sent to help out at all? 80000 displaced people is a pretty big deal, they are going to need lodging, food and water. These camps arent made for that much people, the biggest one is what, a 10k man camp?
>>72902383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6hm0AtVXek
Alberta is out of luck these days. Part of it is their own stupid fault for electing the NDP.
I am hoping BC gets swallowed up by the Pacific after a megaquake. Dab smoking liberal hipster faggots.
pic related.
I'm at Athabasca Lodge, Fort McKay. They are using the helipad for emergency evacs here.
>>72903081
I dont think you understand. Trump is going to be president. We are fine
>>72903081
We'll be celebrating when Cali get's bitchslapped by a quake.
>>72902213
Gonna use this to shill for green energy.
>>72903151
You're a fucking moron
>>72903157
A lot of injured people?
>>72903171
Build a wall to keep the fire out.
>>72902684
First for forest dry due to record el nino
>>72903128
>sorry guys we wish we could help, but we're bringing in 50,000 more "syrian" "children" so the supply line for aid is pretty clogged up. I guess you can sleep in your brodozers.
>>72903171
Why do you like the Synagogue of Satan so much? Decent pay?
put water on it
>Harper loses
>oil in the shitter
>oilers got cucked out of lottery
>flames got cucked out of lottery
>Fort Mcmurray burning
>Ted Cruz suicide
Can Alberta get even more BTFO?
>>72903237
If Trudeau uses this to shill Green energy or divest from oil I'm joining a Western Separatist party.
>>72903294
Thanks Israel
>>72903157
Cool, I work for Civeo. Is the Tim Horton's open?
>>72903269
Nah trump will overthrow trudeau and make canada great again
>>72902213
>OVER 70,000 EVACUATED
I read only 61K live there
>>72903157
say hi to Tiny for me
>>72903294
I think we should fuel the fire WITH Syrian children
>>72902213
i hope Trump builds a wall on the north to keep the fire out
>>72903342
He did it. Hasn't shown back up to work yet since he won because he did the Duffy thing
>>72903310
Please let this thread be free of da joos shilling bs.
>>72903392
Hi Bibi
>>72903243
You would be who I am talking about, yes. Go for a salty swim, friend.
>>72903479
The whole board is. We can't avoid them no matter the thread
>>72903081
>triggered
Mods, can we please sticky this so we don't have 10000000000000000000000 threads?
>>72903396
They had 70,000 on the CTV News site last I checked. They may have changed it.
CRUZ DROPPED OUT, ITS A SIGN FROM KEK
>>72903214
>>72903385
damn son.
>>72902941
B-b-but can't we tax everyone more and then pay the trees not to burn??
>>72903294
>Refugees continue complaining about being put up in Comfort Inns while humble, displaced citizens sleep on cots in school gymnasiums.
Sounds about right.
Sooooo
On a scale of 1 - Zimbabwe, how much is this going to fuck up our Dollars from all this burning oil?
>>72903546
the long living /sg/ community is free of it.
Anyone know just how bad the damage is or is supposed to be?
Houses, industry?
Projected loss % of infrastructure and buildings in the city and surrounding area?
>>72903523
Yeah. 70 years of blown out heritage funds and scandals and lack of investment and it's the NDP's fault like 0.00000000001% of the time spent in comparison
>>72903385
Holy hell lad.
My prayers are with you all!!!
>>72902213
What's the source on that picture?
>>72903651
Someone in the last thread posted it.
>>72903619
Ok I will check
>>72903569
Baby killer
>>72903497
>>72903396
I know canadians are dry and all but damn you are autistic as fuck pal
>>72903396
Census vs # of people currently in the city.
I just to Kelowna last week. I'm told that I can expect the same thing here.
>>72903151
>All of BC
It's just the lower mainland that's shit, I don't see why me and all my fellow Conservatives in central BC need to go.
>>72903616
global stock market crash
I also got this captcha of the 36th parallel DMZ
>>72903734
So he's a woman.
>>72903718
Jesus, that's terrifying.
>economy and jobs are all ready in the toilet
>our dollar is worth next to nothing
>country has recently been flooded with syrian families, taking the little jobs that we have
>this happens
>fire
so put it the fuck out, lazy fucking bastards
>>72903237
Can people make money from green energy?
Seems too snowy for solar to supply energy
>>72903830
Gold backed Yuan will fuck us all. Their central bank is not private like ours
>>72903128
Trudeau does not give a shit. The hatred is palpable. Webms like these >>72903142 where people are literally fleeing for their lives while the ground burns feet away from them is proof. Remember, Alberta was the sole power block in this country tying down the hands of the Eastern mafia from having free reign for over a decade. The country was strengthened and millions were enriched. This is an unforgivable sin that cannot be forgotten.
>>72903927
No. Green energy is always an economic loss.
Holy shit...
>>72900900
That picture. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we can safely say the first trumpet of the end times is in full swing.
My neighbors have this really obnoxious Canadian flag and leave their window open for all to see it hanging on their wall.
I live in SoCal. What can I do indirectly to trigger them?
>>72903907
You can blame righties for all these things
How the fuck does this even happen? Holy shit.
Just fuck my country economy up.
>>72903922
But if we fight the fire, the fire wins.
>>72903830
What the fuck is with that sign? You'd think it would be something more intimidating.
>>72903788
Nice Dubs!
Prince George?
>>72903907
Alberta flood where are you now?
>>72903833
Nice dubs. And no its a metaphor for keeping the illegals from mexico you silly goose. Seriously though i feel bad about the shit thats happening in canada im just too excited a out trump and thought id shitpost
Don't think my rig job is coming back. But on a serious note, hoping everyone is safe. My brother got evacuated and I need work
>>72902213
So what is the cause?
It's been cold and snowy for most of the year right? Heat just came this week? It can't be from the heat over a few days.
>>72902213
I can see the smoke from Cuckdmonton
New Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/Se4Gic8m3H0
fuck canada
Someone on the news just said leaving Ft. Mac was like driving through the apocalypse.
>>72903907
We could annex you
>>72904099
Oil executives probably. Burning their own shite in times of loss to get those BIG CASH SETTLEMENTS
>>72903636
That is called a stickman, desu. And no, I don't need to blame the NDP for what they didn't do, there's plenty that they have already done to blame them for.
If anyone is paying attention to the perversion they're trying to have children taught in school, for instance, failure to stick up for the ranchers, misuse of taxpayer funds for private campaign interests, and this is just what I can think of off the top of my head.
>>72903128
We don't need a military, if you kill your enemies they win :^)
>>72903342
>implying oilers should be allowed to ruin another prospect.
>>72903983
There are wind turbines about an hour from me in SoCal. It's probably windy half the year, maybe.
So it's half the energy made they claim and it has ruined the mountain view.
>>72902213
this shit happens in Russia pretty much every year looks like Canada got infected
>>72904039
gooks are fucked in the head man
so are the weabs that jerk off over them
>>72904161
>>72904177
Fuck off
>>72904099
When the snow goes away all the dead grass and vegetation from last year dries out. Temperatures go up, humidity goes down and some idiot starts a fire. Its always like this until shit starts greening up in the spring
Stay safe leaf bros. That really looks like hell.
>>72902213
pay up jews
>>72902213
How sad..
ITS FUCKING NOTLEY SHE STARTED THE FIRE!!! ITS TOBPUSH HER FUCKING GREEN ANTI OIL AGENDA!!!
Godspeed Canada bros
>>72904222
Tories are the most corrupt party ever. 400 years old. Wouldn't hesitate to destroy their own families to make 50 shekels. They never balance any budgets. They take our rights away. They suck Booby's benis and they divide and conquer
>>72903927
You can count hydroelectric in as green energy. It's fully renewable but it can ruin environments for some animals.
Hydroelectric energy is ludicrously profitable.
>>72903616
Lol, WTI went down $2 today
Oh shit! Should I sell my house and put it all into bitcoin?
>>72902213
>wildfire
>on snowy landscape
how retarded canadians have to be to let this happen?
Oh no, not Canada! Could you imagine a world without Canada? Everybody lets think about how different that world would be for a minute to see the repercussions of Canada burning down.
...
... Wow, everything in that world was exactly the same!
>>72903907
>it turns out the royal mapple sirup treasury secured in U.S. bank vaults was sold of by Obama to the real China
stay safe leafs
>mfw all these cars stuck as the whole place burns down
Never been more happy to ride a motorcycle
>>72902937
r u fckn srs m8
Holy shit it's really happening. Ron Paul was right
>>72904260
Aw c'mon :3
I'm sure we'd be willing to bring you in :3
>>72904332
>leducrep
Okaaaay? Who the fuck are they? Harper Jews?
>>72903142
Jesus Christ. Stay safe leaf bro.
>>72904415
Not even Resolute, Nunavut is snowy all year around.
It was 32 degrees Celsius, or 90 Fahrenheit earlier today there.
>>72904415
>snowy
It's 30 degrees out right now. What're you talking about?
>>72904332
It was OIL EXECUTIVES!
>>72904444
DELET THIS
>>72904444
check my own quads :^)
>>72902213
good riddance
weve got iraq to fall back on
>>72904445
Prove it?
I did it guys I had no choice I was tired of all the fucking shit posting canadians did hopefully they turn into a 3rd world country
>>72904555
ur trips cannot outweigh dem quads kike
>>72904437
Ebola cure. Pablum. Insulin. C.diff cure. Go run away from more partridges
>>72904444
>leafs literally burning
>stay safe leafs
Quads of hope
>>72904381
I heard it's because supplies were up.
Stocks are down worldwide. DOW was down 200 points at one time, close 140 down. About 500 or so lost since last week.
>>72902213
>ads on a 55 second video
Fuck you, Canada.
Can everybody say hello to Magdy?
>>72904362
Are you deliberately trying to use every logical fallacy in the /pol/ sticky, or are you just really new at this? But then again, I don't blame you, the NDP are indefensible anyway, you might as well not even bother trying.
I don't like the Tories either. I don't like any party in this country, they're all hacks. But NDP is the worst of any of them by far, they are pretty much openly Cultural Marxists.
>>72904633
Australia would have been a better choice
>>72904415
Temperatures are 30ËšC in Ft. Mac
HOLY
FUCK
U
C
K
BREAKING NEWS
ITS HAPPENING
OVER 2 THOUSAND LEAVES CONFIRMED DEAD
HOLY FUCK HERES A LIVE PIC FROM THE SCENE
>>72904445
>Rubber boots and Leather melt to your skin
>>72904584
Nah man I say we annex Canada
>>72904677
4 is unlucky in Chinese, the main culture of Canada.
>>72903130
listening to this whilst watching the footage is incredible.
>>72903214
Old man at the end has had enough of this shitty existence.
>Fuck you all I'm walking into that fire.
>>72903927
Considering our government pays people 10x the value of the green energy produced it's profitable. Y'know except the money comes from taxpayers...
>>72904686
No Adblock?
Get them oot of there!! Get them Ooooooooot!!!
>>72904642
OI VEY
>no gold
>no oil
>>72904445
>Motorcycle vs car.
>Car - Oven baked
>Motorcycle - Open air grilled
Either way, baste with maple syrup, and serve with a side of fava beans.
so howd this happen
it was the jews right
>>72904715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u5nfoTCMgE
>>72903344 (dub-dubs checked)
I bet he holds a press conference mentioning that by the end of the week.
>>72904837
We got 300 billion trees though.
Oh shi-
>alberta
Huh.
>>72904445
>riding through the blaze like some post-apocalyptic badass
That tickles my fancy Ameribro.
>>72904717
Let's annex Mexico too, most of em are here anyway.
>>72902213
Hopefully alot of deaths
>>72903619
/sg/ is anti-israel bud, i don't know what the hell you're talking about. WE stand with assad
YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES CANADA
SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO MOUNT A COUP IN OUR BLESSED NATION
>>72904876
Biggest joke of a PM
>>72904894
syrupnigger, that is the heartland of canadian energy. literally the only reason you guys mattered. and it's up in flames.
>>72904693
Tories brought in more immigrants than any other industrialised country according to their own tweets. In today's world you need to think deeper and be contrarian. Nothing there was a fallacy. Historical truths and points. I love that leducrep poll. People threaten assassination over a brand new woman because a kid died and she wanted farm insurance like everybody else has. PCs wanted hundreds of new taxes. You don't like anybody so you attack the only non Zio party. Ok Mr Jean. CCF started in Calgary. What does NDP have to do with fires? What if it was an insurance fraud? NDP would speak to battling that ideology. Tories would set the fires with them
>>72904946
But I like Trump...
Can we just make a deal, Europe shall take a blind eye as we annex them, we will give them dindu killing dieseses
>>72904846
That's what you think car guy. Motorcycle your not in the traffic jam and you're out of there.
>>72904713
Kek.
But really tho leaf bros come to Indiana. We have corn, which you can also make into syrup.
>>72904852
Of course it was. When isn't it? Ever?
Thread should move to /gif/ to allow for webm files with sound.
>the fires are near Calgary
>Ted Cruz's birthplace
>>72904147
shit like this sucks, reevaluate your life and music preferences creep. People seriously look at you and quiver or cheer depending on their use of beanie and accompanying Bernie button.
My friend filmed this, hoping he's safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHvZ-DqMCs
Isn't that the province where Cruz was born?
Holy meme magic
>>72904668
>These things would have never been discovered without CANADA!
Almost as stupid as the people who say that if it weren't for Arabs, we wouldn't have numbers, as if Aztecs never figured out how to count because they didn't have fucking Arabs.
Can you make a cure for your horrible liberals who keep invading American media to piss and moan about sexism racism and da homophobias!
>>72904893
Not for long
>>72904997
So Canada is fucked under Trudea
>>72903972
Obama ought to send in the US military then.
And when the fire's out, have them stay.
It's about time we annex western Canada.
>>72902352
>that picture
Brings disgust every time.
>>72905183
Change your diapee
>>72904905
Good idea but we'd need to get the camps ready first. We can't have a proper mexican state if its run by mexicans,
>>72905156
>near calgary
No it's 7 hours away.
>>72903214
>>72903385
>>72903420
>>72903576
>dad.... Canada is burning.... can we leave please?
>you doctor yet?
>>72905156
HOLY FUCK IT WAS TRUE, THE HELL FLAMES OF RATO HAVE BEEN RELEASED
>>72905183
>Australian kissing American ass
Fuck you that's our thing
>>72902744
>>72902999
my bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wik-Xv9uD7I
>>72905201
hard to argue with you on that. this is bad.
>>72905046
Good idea, let's save the canicucks from weedman
>>72904854
>top comment
>"At least the Terminator gave the thumbs up."
>>72904061
Oh yeah. Where else would you live if you need job experience in the north.
>>72904941
I think it's funny some turk group is so hurt they invaded those threads
>>72905310
Not mine it isn't
>>72904997
>heartland of canadas energy
My side of the country has hydroelectric dams. I'm just not surprised to see the oil province having problems with fire
>>72904715
>everyone with a motorcycle dresses like the Hell's Angels
>Brother living in Ft. Mac
>qt3.14 gf of his posts pic related
>Hoping they are okay but fire is not far from where they are.
>>72903385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrHHOqhyYU
>>72905254
At least my local diaper factory isn't burning down faggot. I can shit my pants all I want in complete Huggies comfort. That's more than you can say.
>>72904893
your trees are burning though
fucking kek
Guys we need to do a Dickie Goldman bit, we need to dupe Global or CTV. Leave CBC alone they're cool.
Do your best corny reporter voice. Have the top 100 ready on cue where you need it.
Example below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPqzgTc9OE
CANADA'S ECONOMY IS LITERALLY BURNING TO THE GROUND
Good
>>72904444
thank you based burger o/
How long is this fire going to last?
>>72905310
Nah mate, we have no real media over here so we get American media. So we get the effects of Canadians crying about American media.
>>72905374
Fort st john, PG is a fucking shit town that smells like farts thanks to the pulp mill
>>72904444
Quads of hope!
>>72905386
You're a fucking idiot
Why don't Canada just stop the fire?
>>72905323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCvUKpMQ4Kk
>not posting the video with based ratko in it
>>72905157
is this more up your alley?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo
>>72902352
Why does he still live? Isn't he like 100 years old?
WHERE ARE THE CANADIAN FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picture of Beacon Hill after the flames settled.
Burger king and Shell gas station still standing where the Best Western hotel did not survive.
>>72902213
I want to make a joke but I can't. The fire is actually very very serious. Hope nobody gets hurt.
>>72902213
God hates cucks, so he's reining fire on Canada.
>>72905485
NO NOT THE SPECIALLY MADE URINAL FACTORY DESIGNED TO SUPPORT YOUR BOOBS WHILE PISSING.
NOW IT'S PERSONAL!
>>72904444
Thanks burger bro. May we live on into the age of the god emperor.
>>72905004
For anyone who is spectating on this exchange, this is a good example of how people get misled in politics. Someone brings up something up, and then in order to dodge it, the opponent starts talking about another subject. I just said that I hate the Tories, and this probable university student keeps bringing it up as a talking point. I don't care about that shitty party, Anon, the conversation is about the shitty party you support.
>In today's world you need to think deeper and be contrarian
If you did the former, you wouldn't need the latter. Being different for the sake of being different is moronic and a sign of insecurity.
Pretty much everything else you have said is a non-sequitur. I dare you to be honest. Are you a gender studies major?
>>72905323
Good Stuff
>>72905626
Yeah maybe if all 80k people missed on it simultaneously
>>72905429
>shits burning down
>better add some filters before I post this picture
>>72905288
>>72905301
It's the same province. Clearly, Kek is displeased with Rato.
>>72905560
Well if you ever need strictly liberal media we have it in droves
finally some good news
>>72905667
Out rounding up chinese and muslims to repopulate the area after they let it burn to the ground and everyone die. Don't worry about the costs, Soros will loan you the money you need at reasonable rates.
>>72905626
Lets throw all the black people and Muslims in it to snuff the fire!
>>72905757
*pissed
>>72905667
What are they going to do, shoot at the fire?
>>72905690
Just in time for Whopper Wednesday
>>72905323
Holy shit Canada bro I totally forgot about this one!! Good job friend!
>>72905449
The shit in diapers actually makes good fire retardant.
>ted got BTFO
> Fire
maybe now Canadian will stop shitposting
>>72902213
Oh please someone destroyed the oil so that the price of oil would go up.
>>72904854
Rip Drew Careys brother
>>72905837
Don't forget the Jews
>>72905805
She is that type of girl, but breddy gud looking.
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