Ted Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face After Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
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>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
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>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1/16
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>Terre Haute, IN 5/1/16
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>Trump grabs lunch At Shapiro’s Deli
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>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
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>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
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>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know" - A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks
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>300: Making America Great Again
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>Trump Does What He Says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RItlH-4dIx0
>Cruz Confronted by Pro-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygb-JpVkP20
>Anaheim City Council BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxGYWVArs3A
>Unofficial Campaign Video
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>Kambree Nelson on Meeting Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnkeUtz-XbI
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What did you guys think of Trump's victory speech? I thought it was fucking fantastic
someone hat this >>72896710 →
THESE TREADS ARE SO GODDAMN FAST JESUS CHRIST
Does anyone have the picture of Bernie being beaten to death by shilary, while a reddit alien goes "Yay bernie is winning"?
ARF ARF ARF
ABOO
Wow, a thread made of just fuck my shit up
goddamn thread splitting
>>72901145
BASED PAJEET
You have a lot to catch up on
Thank you Paul Manafort and Corey Lewandowski!
Keep up the good work.
VICTORY IS OURS!
AVE IMPERATOR!
WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvCXbPPwoQ
Audio leak of Hillary's Goldman Sachs speech:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFC9Xz5luc
>JOHN KASICH
WHEN WILL HE LEARN?
WE DID IT
Will Trump fully disclose information on aliens?
MOVEMENT!!
guys this is about to be the best year of my life
>im going to make more money than all the generations of my family combined (pretty sure at least)
>trump will be elected president
had a tab open on /trumpgen/ threads since the beginning. AMERICA FIRST. let's do this boys. everyone gets a job.
>>72901348
GOOD DOGGER
>>72901396
Gimme some time
THIS IS EPIC NEWS
>>72901384
Don't worry we'll just recycle
>>72901401
The moment he hired them I knew it was in the bag
>>72901422
Jesus Christ.
>tfw no Buchanan vp
Did McCain legit endorse Trump?
>>72901124
>>72901145
ARE YOU EXCITED, CURRYFAG?!?!?
Time to celebrate!
>>72901458
>im going to make more money than all the generations of my family combined (pretty sure at least)
You bet on the Don?
How many #NeverTrump people do you think there are? Will it matter?
Here's the cap for you
>>72901145
Reposting once more because I like what I wrote; sue me
>in regards to dumbasses who reject ex-supporters of other candidates from joining Trump
No. To be the bigger man, you forgive. You're no Trump, he isn't petty. Maybe during the competition but after he always extends a helping hand, an "are you alright," and offers peace. Once he wins, he needs not be violent. The second Cruz dropped out, Trump saw how sad the guy was and congratulated him on being a tough guy to fight.
Unifying the Republican base against the Democrats is the NUMBER ONE goal. We don't win against them by dividing. We gather numbers and we fight back. These faggots have had their reign for far too long unopposed. We finally have a chance to dethrone them, we must take it by the horns and crash liberalism. We don't forget, but we do forgive. They were misled and delusional. Now that they've seen the light, let them drink.
Let the GOP establishment mull over its failures tonight and tomorrow we begin the rebuilding of America
>>72901419
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFC9Xz5luc
I went randomely to the middle and hear hillary coughing to death, kek
>>72901527
IM FUCKING ECSTATIC
Thank you based Kumar for creating thread.
MAGA!
AWOO~
>>72901422
>b-but I'm the only one who can beat hillary!
He can't even use that line anymore, new polls show Trump going even and just barely beating her now.
>>72901422
>MFW low information Trump voters don't turn up to the next primaries because they think he's already the nominee
>Kasich wins on the 2nd ballot
All part of the plan, Drumpfkins
Stroke softly, Stroke-chan
>>72901509
>>72901560
Just woke up. How many delegates did Trump win in Indiana?
>>72901555
15% tops, won't matter. most will wise up to the reality of clinton appointing people to the supreme court. everyone is just loud whiny faggot with a social media bullhorn in current year
>>72901532
Beaners shouldn't be celebrating Trump's victory
>>72901458
>im going to make more money than all the generations of my family combined
I know that feel mang, we're going to be so rich under Trump
>>72901532
>>72901422
>Chip in $25
>Chip
always about food with this guy.
>>72901692
CRUZ DROPPED OUT MADAR CHODH
>>72901657
Stroke softly, stroke chan.
>>72901692
all 57
irrelevant though, he is the nominee now. ted dropped out.
>>72901692
57, but Cruz dropped out. The primary is effectively over.
>s.e. cup even calling out Clinton on the woman card
>they have to bite their tongue because she's a woman attacking a woman
Based.
>>72901560
Thank you.
Today was a good fucking day
>Trump wins Indiana
>seals the nomination
>Ted drops out
>unity can begin
>minion poster gets unequivocally BTFO
>>72901422
>Kasich
>unifier
>>72901692
He won the nomination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_iMU0vO0uA
NEW SASSY BLACK LADIES VIDEO
>>72901145
who will be trumps running mate? like seriously
>>72901560
>why am i still running for president?
Have you accepted Tiff into your life, /trump/ ?
>>72901295
Famalam
Good night you glorious faggots it's 6am here, I'm spent and I need to wake up in 4 hours.
Keep up the good work poobro, you have archives worth of 10 hours to review
M A G A
A
G
A
>>72901422
>4th place in a 2 man race
>>72901852
dat blue drank
>>72901873
4 da food nigga
>>72901903
Goodnight lad
>>72901697
those are japs, or rather, many clones of a single cartoon jap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
>Trump this entire campaign
You guys know what this means, right?
It means we'll now get to see precisely just what proportion of people are #NeverTrump, and factor that into what work needs to be done for the general.
Kasich is a complete non-factor non-person. The only votes he will get are anti-Trump votes.
It will all be so, so clear and beautiful.
>>72901426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
Full video
LET US ALL THANK THIS MAN FOR SINGLEHANDEDLY RUINING THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN
THE MAN WHO SHOWED PRINCETON DEBATE SKILLS TO BE POWERLESS AGAINST GETTING FUCKING MEMED ON
YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN. YOU WILL BE ENSHRINED AMONG HEROES.
>>72901890
>trump will never allow you to marry Tiffany as a reward for your undying loyalty
jdimsa
Trump is a racist and a fascist, prove me wrong
you can't
HOLY SHIT
"KEKSERVATIVE" SAID LIVE ON FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in1IVjXT-VM&feature=youtu.be
>mfw the drumpfkins won
Does anyone have the artists rendition picture of Trumps wall?
>>72901997
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
TRUMP. HASN'T. EVEN. PEAKED.
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING!
>>72901890
>Not accepting Tiff into your life at first glance
>>72902086
so what
>>72902060
high energy
>>72901902
Thanks kin
Crubap removed!!!!!!
cruz shills on suicide watch!
>>72901422
Is he the gibmedats candidate? As in, give me those free meals for campaigning in your restaurant?
What is he up to?
>>72901997
>yfw Trump peaks in the last year of his second term.
>>72902060
And in their desperation, Master Wayne, the GOP turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
>>72901555
They all get their talking points from about 20-25 GOP elites, so as the talking heads go, the sheep go. We're looking at maybe 100 people tops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfTgSBfEIg
Jesus fuggin' Christ. Not even twenty minutes in and the caller is stumblin' and bumblin' like a fool.
>>72901997
Does Trump have the implication as well?
>>72902129
WHO /VICEPRESIDENTHYPE/ HERE?
>Jim Webb
>Allen West
>>72901145
> Ted Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face After Dropping Out
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL THIS IS THE BEST POL NIGHT EVER
>>72901890
No, I have my own girl I like, and am not going to go for Trump's daughter. It just feels wierd senpai, he's like a dad to me.
>>72902078
iktf family
>>72902140
Many still haven't.
My job is to change that.
>>72902147
>>72902060
I doubt we're gonna be able to ID him unless he comes forward. He's basically Generic Manly Southern American Guy #456441
This sucks. Trump has to pretend rato is a thing til he reaches 1237. He will take a week off watch
TED CRUZ IS UNHINGED
>>72902230
kek
I was referring to the one where it says "Best Wall" on it
>>72902060
Whoever this man is, he was the nail in the coffin.
Cruz's loss was the hammer.
We need to ID him and congratulate him.
>>72902297
He's got a rally scheduled for thursday in WV. So no he's not taking a week off.
>>72902225
It's not the threat of running independent, it's the implication. Of course he would never ACTUALLY do it but the implication keeps them from saying no
>>72902093
A Trump loving snek is best waifu.
>>72902231
I want Rand on the train already, REEE
>>72902376
IT'S NOT THE SAME THOUGH ; _;
Post lewd awoo for morale purposes
>>72902457
Would take in.
>>72902345
?
I don't know what you want anon, memes are all I have to sell
>>72902184
SHILLARY IS DEAD
>>72901145
Claim your MAGA'd victory waifus!
>Make Beacon Great Again!
>>72902388
Thanks anon, I needed that.
>could someone MAGA this?
LINK TO RATO SPEECH WHERE
LINK TO VICTORY SPEECH WHERE
"The north-east was the final nail in Cruz's coffin. Indiana is when he realizes he is in it." -Paul Manafort
>>72902060
He was the avatar of Appalachian Americans.
I'm worried guys. Trump hasn't gotten the nomination just yet and Cruz dropping out could spell for disaster.
No longer is Kashic splitting Cruz's votes, instead he's going to get all of Cruz's vote. Trump will have a much harder time hitting the 50% mark from now on
>>72902345
>>72902457
Agreed.
>food captcha
KASICH GET YE GONE!
>>72902541
nice
>>72902060
I think this man was Cruz's only direct interaction with a potential voter who wasn't already religiously devoted to him.
>>72902093
>"KEKSERVATIVE" SAID LIVE ON FOX
>>72902493
It's only just begun. 6 more months on the ride.
>>72902125
>>72902331
Jesus, he even had a closed fist, and then elbowed her again after, that couldnt've been an accident.
Heidi's in for a beating tonight.
>>72902345
the one with the train on top?
I thought I saved it but apparently not
>>72902478
>>72902509
Those are good too but it's a picture of the wall it says "Best wall" on it and has a track running along it
This one >>72902575
But the actual wall image and not the collage
>>72902457
>>72902331
Oh Lord
That is the worst.
I almost feel sorry for Cruz. So much potential wasted because he's a creepy fucking dominionist awkward Autist.
Maybe Trump will appoint him to SCOTUS and we'll forget all about him.
>>72902345
We have great walls we have the best walls
>>72902331
>be cruz
>dropping out
>still fuck up in my last moments
Fucking hell, he's so awkward.
TOO SOON FOR RATO FOR SUPREME COURT POSTS? We truly need this hardheaded bastard as a SCOTUS judge.
>>72902093
>Election engineered in the background by degenerate weeaboo image board members. Only faint whispers can be heard in the public record but the real history was decided here.
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
:^) :v
>>72901210
Vice President. // Jim Webb
Attorney General // Chris Christie
Surgeon General // Ben Carson
Secretary of State// Rand Paul
Press Secretary. // Mika Bryzinsky
Supreme court // The Rat
Moon Ambassador // Newt Gingrich
Find a Flaw
>CHERI JACOBUS TWITTER PAGE
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
>>72902548
drudge
>>72902331
Tell me about Lee Dad
never trmp
he'll never make it to 1237. hahahahahafjhfdalöksfiklfdajöasfdjkfdajökfdaj
>>72902483
>wanting /r9k/ on the train
>>72902572
>instead he's going to get all of Cruz's vote
All Kasich will be taking is Cruz's leftover dinner.
>are you going to eat the rest of that?
>>72902704
He could do a good job
Let us welcome the Cruzmissiles into our arsenal
>>72902504
Fuck off furfag
POST 3DPD TRUMP GIRLS
>>72902653
that was one at the trump campaign HQ. some kid sent it in. not sure if that helps.
I'm really finding it entertaining that one hour after Trump makes his victory speech the Trump generals slow down to a screeching halt. It was like, we all summoned all the meme energy we could, we made this one last final push today. It was the fastest and most meme filled day that I can ever remember. It was so fast and so much was going on, and we pushed and pushed and pushed and everything fell into place.
Now everyone is fucking exhausted. We know we have to slow down and rest for the next phase.
It's going to be beautiful, folks I have to tell you.
Buckle up. The real ride starts soon.
>>72902662
I can't help but notice she keeps tangling herself up more until the pressure eventually kills her
It's time for Hillary!
>>72902799
DADDY THAT'S DISGUSTING
Comments on this article and similar articles on other sites are overwhelmingly positive:
http://reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0XT1U6
What's interesting is that this is Trump's foreign policy that everyone is afraid of in action; Obama's State department is of course opposed and thinks we should give the Pakis more free shit, and all the comments I've seen from the public support how Congress acted.
>>72902129
>Eric Trump comments on President Obama's jokes about his father saying, "Well Obama has to make fun of my father because he never met his."
OH.... SHIT...
>>72902504
>>72902645
I thought I had it saved too but when I went to send it to a friend I couldn't locate it
>>72902848
Yeah I know
>>72902850
today was a good day
FRESH OC, LADS
>>>/wsg/1067440
>>>/wsg/1067440
>>>/wsg/1067440
>>72902717
He will need a head of the newly appointed Department of Memes.
It will have a weaponized sector, or course.
>>72901422
At least Ted wanted to win. This faggot just wants to fuck shit up, eat and get Hillary elected.
>tfw Princeton debate skills are powerless against raw shitposting
>>72902745
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAh
>>72902709
>weenboo
speak for yourself faggot
>>72902736
>https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
holy kek the butthurt is real
>>72902704
No he bowed out. Did a good job sparring with trump before fight night
So is Glenn Beck still among the living?
>>72902736
EVERYONE POST YOUR RAREST WHITE SUPREMACIST FROGS
>>72902736
GET FUCKING TRIGGERED, BITCH
AAAAAAAHHHHHH TONIGHT IS SO AMAZING!
>>72902850
>>72902745
Good thing you're not a US citizen, Jamal
>>72902925
what is that song?
>>72902710
:^)
Huckabee coming up on Hannity soon
>>72902996
I received this as a gift from the original creator and I have only posted it two times on 4chan.
This is a special occasion.
YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SAVE
>>72902736
>https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus
rev up those white supremacist frogs
>>72901610
>Let the GOP establishment mull over its failures tonight and tomorrow we begin the rebuilding of America
This. So much.
>>72902871
Never noticed that before
Does this mean Trump wins Nebraska now?
>>72903000
holy shit these memes are gold
I remember that guy he was a really good speech warm up act.
>>72902575
OH FUCK
LAST YEAR I MADE THAT SUGGESTION HERE ON /pol/
I DID A WHOLE WRITE UP ABOUT MAKING IT DOUBLE AS HIGH SPEED RAIL
ERIC-SENPAI NOTICED IT!
>>72902575
Trump wouldn't touch that boondoggle. Would only appeal to wasteful democrats.
He wants a simple, effective wall.
P R E C A S T
R
E
C
A
S
T
>>72902129
>>72902891
BTFO
>>72902653
>>72902916
found this, not very big though. sorry anon, i googled my best
>>72903073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>72901813
I would poop on her chest
>>72903087
I'd huck her bee if you catch my drift
>>72902850
there are no brakes on this train...
>>72901903
What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women..."
>>72902457
How could you even fuck said snake?
>>72903119
>no tiger-striped deagle-brand deagle.
3/10 meme.
>>72903119
Love you, famalam. We're going to make America great again! THE DONALD'S REALLY DOING IT!
>>72902709
>Only faint whispers can be heard in the public record but the real history was decided here.
We learn from the best
>>72903231
I wonder if Arnold will come home now that Trump is our nominee...
>>72903210
Thanks anon
#nevertrump is having a fucking breakdown
>>72901348
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, PUPPER
QUICK QUESTION
I HAVE A FLY INFESTATION OUT OF NOWHERE IN MY BEDROOM. HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE?
I'M AFRAID OF SUPERNATURAL SHIT.
>>72903238
Visit /b/ for 5 mins and you'll find out.
Video of Trump's victory speech please?
MAGA. What a wonderful day.
>>72902946
>>72903370
Clean the shit out of your underwear anon
>>72902086
are you new here?
>>72903317
no prob bby. Here's a bigger version, use it to MAGA pls
>>72902653
found it
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/04/inside-the-donald-trump-presidential-campaign.html
Everyone needs to keep a close eye on Kasich, just in case.
HUCKABEE ON NOW
>>72903370
Are you a cruzlim?
>>72902709
Truth. We've basically become the new Jews. Feels good desu. So much winning.
I'm going to replenish my faith with an awoo fap
>>72903431
>>72903437
>>72902970
This
>>72903238
>SNAKE PUSSY
>N
>A
>K
>E
>C
>L
>O
>A
>C
>A
Did I hear Trump is coming up on Fox?
>>72903388
Starts at 33:00 ish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
This is a /comfy/ Hannity episode.
>>72901247
My face frozen like this all night.
>>72903210
>riding on the high speed trump train
>literally riding on the wall
>trump gives you a gun to pick off illegals
>America is Great Again
It's all happening bros
>>72903418
Cluster flies, not house flies. Only reason I'm scared is that Ba'al Zebub (lord of the flies) is a common name for the Devil and I wanted to make sure Satan isn't coming for us.
>>72903370
ZIP YOUR PANTS BACK UP
>>72903568
FAT
ELF
TITS
>>72903493
Trump all the way!
>tfw redpilling my entire family
>>72903596
kek will protect us
>DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE SWAMP FOX
>HE'LL HIT HER FROM THE TREES AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
I DON'T GET BASED HUCK'S REFERENCE, BUT IT SOUNDS KICKASS.
>>72903238
Female snakes have a waste and sex organ uniport
>>72903568
thank ye based anon
Hispanics & Hispanic Elfs for trump
>>72903437
HOLY SHIT
The wall can serve as the base of a high speed railway that links the south!
>>72903185
Yep. Kucksich is a nonfactor there.
>>72903238
Do you really want an answer to that question?
I have a whole folder with fap material to that snek that would be considered "lewd."
>>72901422
I'm convinced he is in it now just for the free meals and plane rides.
>>72903210
>The Wall doubles as a train
>he makes it a broad-gauge high-speed rail
WE WOLFENSTEIN NOW!
So did Cruz quit with dignity or..
>>72903437
This will be Trump's Interstate Highway System. Eisenhower has the Interstate, Trump will have the High Speed Rail.
Obambo 'invested in our infrastructure' in 2009 and everything is still shit and that 700 million fucking vanished. Under a Trump Administration I trust that to get billed UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
new!
https://youtu.be/B9-bueSEWL8
First of many Hillary shoops.
>>72901435
>aliens?
you mean flesh and blood demons sweetheart
>>72903714
Yes.
>>72903714
yeah
>>72903584
>ask for shotgun
It's like skeet shooting top kek.
>>72903714
As much as he could yes
>>72903437
>mfw the wall is so heavily tied into the transportation and energy sector of the border states that no one can even dream about pushing back against it once it's up and running without facing unbelievable backlash
>>72903694
And tampering with it or attacking it is now an act of war.
>>72901649
silly dingo, even the republican establishment has now confirmed trump as the nominee. Its over.
>>72903596
Careful. Rato supporters may be getting revenge on us with dark rituals.
>>72903493
What if jews purposely hid all records of meme magic so that nobody could really threaten them?
>>72903700
I'm actually generally curious at this point. I'll look it up, no need for you to get banned.
>>72903714
Yes. He got the fuck out like he said he would. Indiana broke him.
CHRIS MATTHEWS
SHUT UP ABOUT JFK
Poor Hannity has a cold.
>>72903580
FIGHT ON, FOR TRUMP
>>72903685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Marion
>>72903431
>>72903437
Sorry to rain on your parade lads, but:
What about the 'natural borders' he's talked about where the wall isn't necessary?
>>72903437
>PACIFIC TO GULF TRANSIT
>TOURISTS CAN WATCH MEXICANS GET SHOT WHILE RIDING TRAIN
>MEGA CONDUIT OF POWER AND WATER
>>72903210
That's actually fucking genius.
Is this an official wall concept?
