LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT
>LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT
LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT
STREAM:
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
It's a troll guys.
kek good bye rato
>>72877644
https://twitter.com/fox13now/status/727656277606719489
100% troll confirmed
>>72877779
10/10 Troll
Sounds a bit too good to be true, tbqh. Probably fake.
>>72877522
He just said his dad was from an oppressive country
Shame on your Canada
>>72877644
It's real. Fox reported it.
OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUCKING REAL
It's real
>>72877522
No fuckin way
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/278569-cruz-ends-presidential-campaign
IT'S REAL
CNN CONFIRMED
TANGO DOWN
THIS IS AMAZING
IT'S REAL
RATO OUT
>>72877522
ITS LEGIT
NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU
SO LONG RATO
>>72877522
NBC REPORTING IT
WE DID IT CRUZ MISSILE FAILED DURING LAUNCH, WE DID IT.
WE FUCKING DID IT
ONTO THE FINALS BABY
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/ted-cruz-drops-out-of-presidential-race-222763
ITS HAPPENING
>>72877522
I AM NO LONGER A CRUZMISSLE
THE RAT IS TRAPPED
>picks VP
>drops out a week later
J U S T
>>72878370
CONFIRMED
TURN ON CNN
RAT CAUGHT IN THE TRAP
TANGO DOWN
If troll, drudge got rekt
SHOO SHOO RATO
http://www.politico.com/
CONFIRMED. IT'S OVER.
FINALLY
NO MORE RATO MEMES?!
>>72877522
WHO PROMISED HIM WHAT FOR DROPPING OUT
With this news, I am now a /cruzmissile/.
HOLY SHIT IT'S HABBENING
>>72877522
>announce VP pick
>crushing defeat
Fucking Firoina is the rat turd in the soup mang!
Sound, Sound, the Trump of Fame
Build, Build, the Wall of Gain
Let President Donald Trump's great name
Ring throughout the states with loud applause
Ring throughout the states with loud applause
>RACIAL POLITICS ARE BAD
>I JUST HAPPEN TO MENTION MY CUBAN DAD ALL THE TIME
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
Why is this crowd responding to rhetorical questions?
>>72877644
>>72877792
>>72877887
#CRUZMISSILES B T F O
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S REAL
>>72877522
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOOD BYE
ITS REAL YOU IDIOTS
RATO BTFOOOOOO
Say hi to Jeb! for me rato
SEE YOU LATER RAT FUCK NIGGER
got up to turn on CNN, was worth
I am going to miss the Zodiac Killer jokes
>>72877522
>STREAM:
>
>http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
Did he already say that he's dropping out?
>>72877522
The rat has been exterminated!
MUH LEMONADE KIDDIES
Guess he named Carly his VP because he knew staff layoffs were on the horizon.
GOOD NIGHT SWEET RATO
How can cruzcucks even compete
It's real - AP confirmed.
ITS REAL
RAT POO IS FINISHED
>>72877522
MMMM
This is delicious.
THIS CAN'T BE REAL??!?!?!?!?
LITTLE KID'S LEMONADE STANDS POWERED CRUZ'S CAMPAIGN
TED CRUZ FOR SCOTUS
>>72879166
I don't think so.
FOX CONFIRMED RATO DROPPING OUT
>>72877522
wow my left ear really loves this stream
cruz confirmed for taking bribes from kids
>>72879166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZVllwx1BI
>mfw the psychos in the crowd don't even know yet
Trump loses the nomination.
The entire party rallies behind Kasich as the moderate GOP candidate that can steal the bernie voters from Hillary AND take all the independants.
Hillary has no chance neither does Trump (the nomination goes to the convention)
Im not a Kasich Shill, this is the only logical tactic the GOP party has at getting what they want. Kasich picks up Cruz's and Rubios delegates and Trump loses.
This is amazing. Trump will actually be the nominee.
IT'S HERE
IT'S TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
>where were you when Rato was slain by the god emperor?
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
They streaming his dropout on BBC. At least I get to watch in HD.
Wow looks like Trump is stumped. I'm now a Cruz Missile
How embarrassing. To get B T F O this hard, I ALMOST feel sorry for the guy, until I remember what a rat he is. It's even more embarrasing thinking back to that announcement last week where he picked Fiona as his running mate. What a fucking fool!
Good riddance el Rato.
>>72879485
Yeah, why the fuck are they cheering like they've won?
>>72877522
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
fuck you ratto
HE DROPPED HE DROPPED HE DID IT
>>72878860
I know two girls that I just adore
I'm so happy I can see them more
'Cuz we travel on the bus all day, we get to play, we get to play
PATH IS FORCLOSED
RATO BTFO
Cruzlims literally on suicide squad
PRAYER WARRIOR
HE DID ITTTTTTTTT
HE GAWWWWWWWN
PUHRAISE JEEZUZ
HOLY SHIT CRUZ IS DROPPING OUT
ALL THE NO's Holy fuck im dying
He just dropped the bomb, they are freaking out
ITS HAPPENING
NOOOOOO~
/pol/ has actually won the nomination of a major political party
kek my shit up senpai, shit's gonna get cray cray
IT'S ALL OGRE
>>72877522
FUCK YOU RATTO
Yeah it sucks when voters get a say doesn't it Ted?
>picks vp
>drops out
Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?
BASED
Welp, at least its a whites only race now
That was the weakest negative reaction I've ever heard.
PANCAKE KASICH STILL REMAINS
FUCKING C..UCK
He's saying it now. Like one person yelled "NOOO" but that's it.
LEL
Trump's greatest hit list:
Yeb
Little Marco
lyin Ted
This rape train has no brakes.
Hilary 2016 confirmed
He said it!!! Campaign SUSPENDED.
Trump cannot be stopped now!
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>72879487
>has only won one state
>"but people will rally around him once it's just him and Trump"
Trump already has a majority of votes in California. Even if all of Cruz' holdout voters go to Kasich, they won't stop him from winning the state, which is all that needs to happen.
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
CRUZ HAS DROPPED OUT
AND NOW I'M A #CRUZMISSILE
Whos the sexy slut behind him?
I suddenly start liking Cruz now.
>>72879937
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
IT'S HAPPENING ! RATO DONE !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH GOD
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
10/10 WOULD HUMILIATE AGAIN
DICK STATUS: DIAMONDS
>>72877644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA, YEAH!!
FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
WOO FUCK THE RAT.
>>72877522
If he's lyin' maybe he isn't really dropping out?
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT KEKED SO HARD HE DID IT HES DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HES ACTUALLY DROPPING OUT HAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK
HE'S ACTUALLY DROPPING OUT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
How long until he murders Trump in a zodiac rage
>>72877522
its fucking ogre
hahaha my friends are gonna be so fucking pissed and i'm gonna laugh
![Mufasa-vs-Scar-the-lion-king-2801551-640-380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/97t9VWa.jpg "Mufasa-vs-Scar-the-lion-king-2801551-640-380[1].jpg")
GOODBYE RATO
>>72880173
and that guy was a plant
>>72880174
the best thing about this election cycle has been the dankest of memes desu
RAT TRAPPED WORKED
And so the zombie campaign finally realizes its station and drops dead on the spot.
>>72877522
LYIN
TED
BRING IN TRUMP! THE FIRE RISES LADS!
The rat has been exterminated!
Long live God Emperor Trump!
I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
>>72877644
Is this the "hell be fine" of /pol/?
YES YES YES FUCK YOU RATO FUCK YOU LYIN TED
God Emperor can finally focus on Shillary now.
>Trump announces that Ted's father was involved with the JFK assassination
>Ted Cruz instantly ends his campaign
COINCIDENCE ?!
>>72877644
>said increasingly nervous man
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>>72877522
KEK HAS TRIUMPHED
>>72880365
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72878806
God forbid Trump names him as VP.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
>>72877522
GOODBYE RATO
PRIESTHOOD FALLING.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
>>72877522
Posting in an epic thread
FIGHT THE POWER
Come to the guac, friend.
>Donald Trump will be the GOP nominee
This is it. It's over. Cuckservatives BTFO officially.
>into the Trump buzz saw
HEROIC
>>72878806
lol nobody had to promise him anything, he is fucked good.
Glenn Beck at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE6mvTRykmE
Fuck. I don't know how to feel right now.
What the fuck is Kasich still doing in this?
IT'S OVER
NO ONE STANDS IN OUR WAY
MAGA
GOODNIGHT YOU FUCKING RAT
TRUMP 2018 CONFIRMED
I CAN'T STOP SMILING!!
>>72876061 #
National Enquirer has been printing grainy UFO pics of Cruz' dad hanging out with Lee Harvey Oswald. Twitter has been blowing it up over the last few days. Trump goes on Fox and Friends this early morning and mentions it off hand and muses why no one is talking about. Cruz responds by going on air and looking completely JUST, but doesn't actually deny it. Trump replies with a written statement about how Cruz can't handle the pressure.
http://www.mrctv.org/blog/video-cruz-s-fiery-response-trump-accusing-his-father-killing-jfk
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
We have to thank this man for knocking cruz off his high horse.
>>72879760
THE
PREISTHOOD
RISES
Toasting in epic bread
WHAT DOES GLENN KEK HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
>>72880941
making sure the primaries see it to the end.
That way we don't have a bunch of remaining delegates unbound.
If he drops, then it goes immediately to a brokered convention where the GOP might nigger their way into a Jeb nomination.
Wow, I actually felt kind of bad for Rato. I'd like to see him as Supreme Court Justice.
INDIANA SLAYED THE RAT! HOOSIERS RIDE ETERNAL!
TRUMP / CRUZ CALLING IT NOW
mfw
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
FUCK YES
why is kasich still here
>>72881093
type "el RATO" in google translate
IVE CALLED THIS SINCE AUGUST, ITS TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! FUCK THE RAT, FUCK MEXICO, WERE MAKING IT GREAT !!!!
I put "el rato" into google and this is what I get.
Bretty gud
F
>>72881261
he wants to eat free food
TED CRUZ = KEKOLDED
JOHN KASICH = KEKOLDED
CARLY FIORINA = DOUBLE KEKOLDED
EVERYONE BUT TRUMP = TRUMPED AND SCHLONGED
>>72880103
>kike
>white
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
>>72877522
Press F to pay respects.
F
Who's Trumps vp pick? Any insight?
>Kasich
>4th place
>In a 2 man race
Holy shit LEL
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
>>72881462
F-TED
>>72877522
BTFO
T
F
O
THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN
REST IN PISS CRUZ
What an absolute idiot.
You pick a running mate, knowing damn well you won't win, and then just quit.
>>72880941
STUFFING HIS FACE HE'S A NERVOUS WRECK
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
A
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A
M
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R
I
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A
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A
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>>72881389
I feel bad for Carly. They wouldn't even give her a spot to debate.
Yeah, it probably wouldn't have made much of a difference, but it's still really shitty what they did to her.
GLENN BECK ***LITERALLY*** ON SUICIDE WATCH
RIP CHEETOS MAN
>>72877522
Watching his speech now on Fox, if I had a cigar I'd be smoking right about now
Donald showed up to the RNC's house, kicked their asses, and threw them out of their own birthday party
BYE BYE LYIN' TED! You fucking RAT!
NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN TO LIARS!
pic related
(It's Cruz later tonight)
>>72877522
CNN is reporting it and it's been confirmed on New Zealands National Radio.
>>72880441
>did we start the fire?
CRUZ HAS BEEN BRUISED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Fpp2VT5lk
ITS ALL OVER
>that feel when I liked Cruz and Trump
Sad to see him go, but there can only be one.
Fuck Kasich, though.
Anyone got that image of Trump slaying the Political Correctness dragon, with Jeb saying: "What a man!"
>>72877522
Fuck, now nothing exciting until November.
>>72881327
Kekd
>>72877522
POST YFW TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT!
Was dropping out part of Cruz and Kasich's double team strategy?
>>72881673
I can't wait to see what kind of apeshit nonsense Beck does after this.
It's gong to be more JUST than JUST could ever be.
Did I miss his announcement?
STICKY THIS
WE DID IT REDDIT !!!
>>72879301
Amazing
IS GLEN BECK OK?
I genuinely worried
>>72881574
Making a show of picking a running mate was a desperate attempt to salvage some voters for Indiana
>>72881673
it burns
So now who is going to be the VP extreme? For the king?
Kasich isn't going to be able to even reach Cruz's number of delegates; he's pretty much out of the question.
This is it, boys. No more bullshitting over the "Republican Establishment™" and blaming it on wishy-washy targets like Jeb or Marco or Ted or Israel or motherfucking anything other than the unrelenting liberal horde.
This summer, it's Trump and Hillary. The big leagues are finally here, and I can only hope our boy is ready.
TED IS DED
>>72877522
I'm actually quite sad. I didn't realize I liked him so much. I remember when he was good to The Don, I liked him but when he started lying I kinda stopped following him, but its sad to see him go. I have a lot of respect for the guy, I've seen a few videos of him and I actually do agree with some, not all, policies. Either way, go Trump. I'm two bottles of wine down but it's not the happiest of night, honestly.
Bye Cruz :(((
DING DONG
THE RAT IS DEAD
>>72881673
we covered them in napalm bro, COVERED!!! BABIES ON FIRE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8sZgx7ZK8
>>72878472
YES
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS IT
IT"S HAPPENING
FUCKING HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I"M CRYING RIGHT NOW BOYS
IVE BEEN RIDING THE TRUMP TRAIN SINCE JUNE AND NOW WE HERE
Sticky when?
GOLLY I HAVE TO FACE THE DON ALONE NOW
>>72881890
Glen Beck on suicide watch.
![1de19380c8ec183885583c99c4ee8e687a8ffc6d69c268daaa9efa185c547ff1_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rkyAJ3D.jpg "1de19380c8ec183885583c99c4ee8e687a8ffc6d69c268daaa9efa185c547ff1_1[1].jpg")
>>72881737
I love these drawings, they're so cute
>>72881890
He's running the car in a closed garage as we speak.
>>72882016
Rubio. The party wants an established VP and Rubio will help secure Florida. He's the ying of the Trump campaign.
>>72880559
This image almost gets me as hard as Cruz dropping out
Now into general season. We are entering the 4th shadow realm now
toasting this epic bread
>>72882076
He's fourth place in a 1 man race.
>>72882259
and a guaranteed Trump assassination
>>72877522
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
PRAISE KEK
Y E S
E
S
>>72882112
Fuck that. He's a nutjob. He literally thinks Jesus is going to appear on Earth next week and be his friend. They'll hang out, go see movies together, etc.
Good riddance. And I say that about a fellow leaf.
>>72881904
yankees win again
eradicaTED
Ted is Ded
>>72877522
>the zodiac killer is kill
>>72881904
>>72881836
>>72882138
WHICH OLD RAT?
>>72882159
We should have had a sticky some time ago.
I'M FULL MASS
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out-of-the-republican-presidential-race/2016/05/03/8f955a06-0fe7-11e6-81b4-581a5c4c42df_story.html
What were their names /pol/?
>>72882379
>>72882379
MODS MODS MODS
golly gee oh man. i can't believe this aw shucks.
Trump isn't supposed to get this far. We were just memeing him in the beginning because it was fun and he's a mad man. Now he's gonna be the nominee. We rigged all the polls in the beginning and the memes took off. Now he's the fucking nominee, you told me that any of this would be happening last may I would have laughed and thought we were going to get Bush again. No one was prepared for this.
>>72877522
B T F O
T
F
O
>>72881597
Poor Carly was only a VP for a week :^(
>>72882149
SERIOUSLY THEY SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
THEY SAID HE WOULD PEAK
THEY SAID HE COULDN'T WIN
SHILLARY WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT.
>>72882679
/pol/ memes are more powerful than you think.
>>72882259
>>72882627
Uhhh...
Jeb, and then there was..... you know, the fat guy.
>>72882311
Down the rabbit hole we go.
>>72878057
so did nbc...
>>72882627
Wasn't one of them Guacman?
