ITT: We post like it's 1930.
Holy shit! Happening in Germany! One confirmed death!
>>72642651
MOSLEY N SHEEET
>>72642651
hello fellow anglos how do we destroy europe this time
>>72642651
Relax anon, you faggots are always talking about happenings but happening never happens.
MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN!
Hitler 1933!!!
Could someone spare a nickle so I could get a cup of coffee? God bless.
>>72643095
fuck off okie scum!
The CIA is tweeting today like it's 2011. Pretty cool.
>>72643171
Times are hard sir. I can't help it that I had to sell the dusty field I called a farm.
>Chamberlain winning
>Gandhi's growing in India
>Ameriburgers starving to death
It can't get any worse.
Here's hoping Based Hitler makes Europe great again!
>>72643377
Here here. I hear that there's gonna be a German-American Bond if Hitler wins.
>>72642651
Hitler is attacking Catholic Poland to appease Muslims.
Hitler is leading a Crusade AGAINST Christianity.
He's a traitor.
Grutjes, our military budget seems to be lacking! These Germans are getting out of control. Tension, tension, tension.
Oh well, what can we do about it? Spend more on the army? Maybe... we should have a debate over it. Next year or something. Or the year after. It's not that important anyway. Those weapons are from the 1890s, that's still pretty modern! And we were neutral in WW1, why not this time? And nothing will happen anyway. Germans aren't going to pick a fight again. Haha no way! Alright, time to civilize some natives. THAT needs funding right there!
>>72642651
Why have a tiny bit of length after the parting, why not just clip your way to the parting of your hair?
Oy gevalt, my Polish pen pal stopped writing me. I hope he is okay.
>>72643548
>Hitler is against Christianity
The fuck is wrong with you? He wants to put an end to the anti-theist bullshit in Germany and return Christian values to the household.
>>72643523
Don't get cocky, boy. Not like The USA is going to rule the world any time soon, that'll always be the British!
>>72643772
We'll see, meat pie.
I wonder if Mussolini will form an alliance with based Hitler? I tell you now, chaps, there's an alliance that'd never falter.
>>72643772
I heard the Japanese are expanding pretty quickly. They want some kind of Pacific Empire or something. I'd watch your back Britain, you may not rule the ways for much longer at his pace!
>>72643941
>a fucking plus sign with an X
>>72643971
Waves*
>>72643350
Here's two bits. Get a meal and shave with that coffee. God bless.
>>72642651
I not believed when they said there was happening in Poland. And I fucking sleep over a military coup! This time I would listen.
>>72644073
>bits
What are you, a fucking pony?
Hello [redacted]
[redacted]?
[redacted]
GLORY TO COMRADE STALIN
Signed,
[redacted]
>>72644073
Thank you sir. I hope times get better soon, for all our sake. God bless you, may the ground you walk on quake as you pass!
Racism is finally institutionalized! Wo-hoo! We whites are so insecure, but isn't it great how we just stole others cultures and made it into our own? Now they can't do shit! Hopefully they will never hit us back harder!
>>72644222
The fuck is that flag? Are you some irrelevant island?
>>72644022
>>72643971
Yankees can't even afford a ruddy dictionary at this point!
All just jokes my good ally, i have faith in the japs! I'm sure in any war they'd treat their PoW honorably! Not to mention they wouldn't dare attack you!
Attacking one of your harbours would basically be willingly killing themselves!
>>72644382
I bet you love American cock.
*dies of starvation*
Has anyone else read of this Orwell fellow's letters during the recent hubbub in Spain?
Seems he swallowed a large dose of the red cod liver oil, chaps!
>>72644359
Glorious USSR of course, your imperialist telegram office has not changed flag to symbol of glorious revolution! Revolution is to come soon to you comrade, no worry about it, soon you are to be free.
On another note, some people have gone [redacted]. I hope they are okay.
>>72644472
At least I can bloody well have a pint legally!
I doubt Britain will ever ban any liberties on its people!
>>72644359
That's the flag of the old russian republic retard
>>72644382
I don't trust those slant eyes. Back in '25, before the maket crash, I took a trip to California. The way those chinks looked at me was mighty suspicious. I hope FDR does something about their war mongering. Maybe cut off their oil. There is absolutely nothing they could do about that!
>>72644656
Keep your Godlessness to yourself Marxist! The United States of America is a God fearing nation!
>>72644593
>spain
>relevant
That georgey boy needs to get his head on straight! Europe will never end up like how he says!
>>72642798
You dumb motherfucker.
>>72644863
Safe?
>>72642864
This. Nothing ever happens, this Hitler guy will never get elected, he's a meme candidate.
Heil Hitler!
>this triggers the eternal Anglo
>>72643034
the election was in 32 ahmed
I just mail ordered this Thompson! Its great that we can have machine guns and not have them limited.
>>72644741
I wouldn't say cutting off their oil would do much, old chap! I've read in the morning post Hiroshima and Nagasaki have booming economies!
>>72645083
>was
Don't you know it's current year?
>>72645026
Hey Germany, what happened to my German friend? He wrote me a letter that his shop had been vandalised and "Juden Aus" painted on his apartment door. He hasn't written back in a while either. You know anything about that?
>>72645054
What on earth are you looking at, some kind of high tech futuristic, animated photo?
>>72642651
>mfw Italy is recovering faster than America
Mussolini was right!
>>72645015
You'll probably call me a bit barmy for this, maple lad, but I am almost certain that Hitler will rise to power and then dissolve democracy.
I do imagine a jolly good war to follow!
Guys, I just joined the Military! I am stationed on the USS Arizona! I am on the bottom deck though. At least all is Calm here in Hawaii.
>>72645436
You think you might have to steam off to war soon? I heard the Japs are getting uppity about taking US territories.
>>72645594
No, they are too dependent on our oil to do shit! I hope we never have to depend on foreign oil!
>>72642651
>One confirmed death
Nothings happening, nothing will ever happen again.
The league of nations was created to stop any happenings.
World war 1 was the climax of wars on this earth.
It will be peace from here on out.
>>72645436
Ba har! Classic American!
No wars will be about any time soon, you're better off moving to somewhere nice and enjoying this europeangolden age. I hear Poland's lovely this time of year.
>>72645707
>>72645739
Heres to that!
>>72645310
I'm looking at your bringer of doom, tea sipper.
Speaking of which, those fucking Communists in Russia are kind of freaking me out. As long as they stay in Russia I will tolerate them.
'S LANDS STUURMAN
>>72646002
This. We don't depend on Russia for shit, so they can do whatever they want within their borders.
>>72645952
Go back Africa crazy jigaboo!
It is getting quite rough here, mates.
Heil Hitler, meil Kosola, muil Mussolini
>>72646047
Stop speaking discount German and join the Reich already.
>No Germans in this telegram chain
Master race my behind! Krauts probably spent 5 million on a piece of paper.
The Mark completely failed. Let's never let Germany control a currency again.
>>72646175
HAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS JUST LOST A WAR TO EMUS!
>>72646206
I hear Hitler has a plan for a REICHSmark.
>>72646177
I heard Stalin is shifting his eyes toward you snowman. I'd watch yourself, you'd get fucked in a matter of days by the Red Army.
>>72642651
This guy says we need more defense funding,
good thing politicians are telling him how it is!
>>72646203
Why would I do that? If anything happens, I'll just stay neutral. That always works
>>72646175
How's the emu war going, boys?
Any love here for BASED Keynes? Using his ideas, I'm sure Hoover will get us out for this little recession in no time
>>72646343
>what is the Great War
>>72646266
What mate?
Don't know about any emus, I guess the depression hit you harder then us.
>>72643327
Will they crash the chopper too?
Shit our government got destituted once again because a MP engaged the government's responsability at 3am on a fishing quota bill that he really wanted to get passed.
God...hmm....The Republic bless the 3rd Republic ahah, i'm not catholic at all guys eheh...
>>72646465
You're less brainy than an ANZAC at Gallipoli
>>72646402
What are you talknig about? What we need is to bring back the soft currency ideas of the Gilden Age! Vote Democrate for unlimited silver coinage! Silver is the way of the future!
>>72646325
Fuck Stalin and commies. Hitler and Mussolini got our back, and the Patriotic People's Movement is going to make Greater Finland a reality.
>>72646542
I'm sure your nation will stay standing in the next few years, france.
Surely great times await our country...
>>72642651
Is Mickey Mouse red-pilled?
>>72646676
ARMENIAN GENOCIDE!
>>72646537
It already crashed. They already killed Bin Laden too
>>72646544
You orders got us killed you scurvy cunt.
>>72646346
It seems both the yankees and poms seem to have some delirium
>>72646724
Walt Disney hates the kikes, so I assume so.
>>72646724
No, but old Donald is!
>>72646814
Imagine if a bunch of kikes took over in 60 or so years.
>>72646660
Now that Germany's army is shit and the Weimar Republic is led by a bunch of cucks, I'm pretty sure our countries will be able to go back to our good old rivalry.
>>72646801
Not our fault you abos can't hold a gun without shitposting in the local telegram.
>>72642651
कृपया मुझे शौचालय चुड़ैल से बचआइये
MR. HITLER IS WRECKING IT IN THE POLLS AND HE'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU BOLSCHEVISTS WHO IS THE BOSS!
HEIL HITLER
>>72646949
That'd be really chuckalicous.
>>72647011
Uh, pop.
Don't you know about what we're doing?
Aren't you aware? Aboriginals won't exist in a few years.
>>72647048
Fuck off, Gandhi.
These things are so good...
>>72647160
मैं तुम्हें बकवास हूँ निगर
>>72645054
>not starting in 1444
scrub
>>72646949
The long nosed merchant is our friend, they give out killer loans!
>>72646956
Ah hah, yes old boy. Though I miss our time in Verdun together.
>>72647073
Hitler's reached his ceiling. Not sensible moderate would support a reactionary like him. He's ginna bomb in the election
t. Increasingly Nervous Jude
>>72642651
F for Horst.
Gone but not forgotten.
The commies will pay with a thousand of their own!
>>72647364
शौचालय में पू
>>72647622
Even in death the god emperor shall rise again. Through anyone with Germanic blood running through their veins. Heil the god emperor, from Julius to Trump, since the death of Christ.
>>72647883
Who's this Trump in your filename? Surely not Mr Fred Trump?
>>72646463
We stayed neutral in that one, Yank.
And if the Germans try to invade us, we just flood half the country. Seemed to work out a few centuries ago, so why not?
dude fuck germans, slovaks, poles and hungarians ayy lmao get rekt scrubs
pravda vítězí blaze it
>>72647844
kek
>>72647245
Full of protein, and at part of a balanced diet!
>>72648331
Your Übermensch need it, I suppose.
>1939 Havent joined the german army with your fellow aryans
Top kek
Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that the christian social party doesn't know what they're doing. They know EXACTLY what they're doing. The conservatives are undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make Austria more like the rest of the world.
That's why they passed .............many good things. It is a systematic effort to change Austria.
>>72649556
Uh huh. Sure.
