Good day sir. we got word from your neighbor that you had some marijuana in your home.
We dont have a warrant but we're coming in anyways to take a look. Don't resist as we are armed with submachine guns.
Move aside.
>>72641742
no
>>72641742
>Enter without a warrant
>get shot
>mfw this is how I get people I dont like out of my neighborhood
>mfw I use a homemade quad-copter drone to plant a small (1/8oz) amount of marijuana on their property
>mfw the cops always take my side against whomever I report even if the bag doesn't have the other persons fingerprints on it
>mfw gotten 3 families removed from my neighborhood this way
>>72641742
Sure thing officer, don't let the tripmine hit you on your way in. :^)
>>72641742
If they don't have a warrant but insist on coming in the best thing to do would be to just let them in. While they tear up the place, get the most Jewish sounding lawyer you can find on the phone and explain what is happening. Shlomo Goldbergsteinowitz will make sure you never have to work again.
>>72642287
this desu senpai
>>72642067
That is fucked up, desu.
>>72642554
They deserve it.
You'd defend it if I said I'm doing it to nonhwhites.
>>72641742
Some of the cases you are generalizing in OP can easily be excused with exigent circumstance regarding the destruction of evidence. I could be wrong though.
>>72642637
Oh okay. So you're making your neighborhood white again.
>>72642992
Nope, I'm getting all the degenerate drug abusing hwhite cucks out of my Asian enclave.
>>72641742
I don't smoke weed, I use the mouth fedora. No weed here.
>>72641742
This by itself is a reason to reject marijuana.
Holder's dishonesty in making pot simultaneously legal and illegal is clear to anyone familiar with the drug war: they are setting up a way to screw everyone a decade from now, but at the moment appear to be populist and with-it.
>>72641742
if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about. stupid libertifags
>We dont have a warrant
If this is the case, could American citizen with a gun kill them all and walk away freely?
>>72642067
whoa really? hol up!
like yo hol up!!!
like how dude? do you file an anonymous report? thats wickedly mischievious.
>>72643370
>smoking the liquid jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mDtyjCs
>>72641742
id let the white guy in but the rest gotta leave.
>>72642067
Do you build your own marijuana?
>>72641742
Hi, I happen to have a medical marijuana card for insomnia, here it is Sir.
Ok, have a great day too Sir. Careful of those niggas out there
>>72642067
I live in bongistan and I can't even see a family here being evicted from their home for 3.5g of weed.
>>72643857
In certain states yeah I think so, probs the south, unless you invited them in
>>72643988
Shit dubs are confirming the epic dankness.
*sips on mouth fedora*
*coughs*
>so fucking lit man
>>72641742
The losing battle of the war on drugs . Don't you guys have some niggers to shoot ? fuck you doing wasting your time on some flower . If you really care about people go hijack a cigarette truck and burn them all . Fuck off and die . Good day sir .
>>72641742
Fuck.
Affirmative Action has made a joke of the police.
Tubbo the shitskin, Doris the Dyke, Urine-colored who the fuck knows and Officer Gramps who looks like he is about to break a hip while trying to drop a deuce.
>>72641742
D-don't shoot my dog pls
>>72641742
I KNOW MY RIGHTS PIGFUCKERS
GET A WARRANT ASSCOPS
DON'T TREAD ON ME.
>>72645154
Yeah then how else would you get pussy ?
>>72641742
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>72641742
More like: "We were told by your neighbor you have been posting racist and anti-progressive things on the internet. You are under investigation by the pre-crimes unit for hate speech."
Copfag here. I can enter your house and detain you if you open the door and I smell weed. Then if you give me permission to search the house I do so and am on my way. Or, I call vice and they go get a warrant and bring the k9.
Or I can accept that you're a low level degenerate and searching your house is just going to create a mountain of paperwork for nothing.
>>72641742
Why are there so many fat manlets in law enforcement?
>>72642237
when_the_party_lit_af.gif
My dad works at Nintendo.
>>72641742
Left to right:
Terminator Boomber
Elliot Roger
SJW Supreme
Poo in the Loo
>>72646035
The trash cans ain't gonna empty themselves.
>>72641742
sheeeeit
>>72642237
BTFO...
Molan labe, officers.
>>72641742
>We dont have a warrant but we're coming in anyways to take a look.
Have a nice day officers :^) *le closes door*
>>72645847
Thats bullshit, if you could see it but not if you smell it, smell does not give you the right to enter someones house.
t. not a copfag
>>72642287
Gotta admit, the kikes have no equal when it comes to bending the law.
>>72641742
you are on private property
you are being recorded
please move away from the gate
local authorities have been notified
do not make any threatening moves
Estás en la propiedad privada
están siendo
grabado por favor alejarse de la puerta
local han sido las autoridades
notificado no hacen ninguna movimientos amenazantes
>>72641742
MUM
HIDE THE SABATIERS
>>72641742
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!
>>72641742
Easy, move aside, record on phone as you say "you don not have permission to enter this private property and you do not have a warrant or probable cause, why am i being searched am i being charged with something" over and over again a few times. The cops if they talk will destroy their case as what their doing is illegal and if they don't say a word, what their doing is still illegal. Mr. berg/gold/hausen/stein would jizz his pants for a shot at this case.
>>72646538
Depends how he articulates in his report. A good defense lawyer will get all of this thrown out.
>>72646538
Of course it does. All I need for probable cause.
As a previous anon mentioned it now falls into exigent circumstance if you try to close the door on me. So I'm coming in.
>>72641742
I don't have your marijuana here. It's at Bill's house and Fred's house.
>>72641742
Feels good living in Colorado
Stay the fuck out btw, we're full
>>72646798
no, they'll take your phone and wipe it.
Use the audio recorder you carry on you and the security camera you have installed.
>>72644877
Well officers, looks like we ride in Valhalla tonight.
>>72647250
>they'll take your phone and wipe it.
Well, if they're that corrupt your screwed anyways. They may as well just plant a kilo under my mattress at that point. Nothing you could do.
Cool, I dont have anything illegal and youre being filmed. I'm gonna get rich suing you guys and you all will get paid vacation while it gets sorted out, win-win.
Gg no re
>>72642067
> things that never happened
>>72644290
He wouldn't be evicted he would go to jail for several years.
>>72647620
Probably didn't happen but the sad part is it would work a majority of the time in America.
>>72647509
Judge would probably toss out a suit, unless you get a lot of legal juice and public support, think ACLU level, but unless your black and get shot in the process, probably not even getting an apology and would be told you got lucky and to watch your back.
Thanks you for finally taking care of these degenerate pot smoking shit heads, officers. Of course you can come in, you're in luck, I just made cookies.
>20 minutes later
Thank you for your time officers. Let me know when the policeman's ball is, I'd like to make a donation.
>supporting law and order is the duty of every loyal citizen, and harassing law enforcement makes you no better than #BlackLivesMatters.
>>72642067
>the police forcefully remove an entire family for circumstantial evidence of a misdemeanour
Yeah, that's totally not complete shite.
>>72646538
I'm not exactly a master of law here, but I'm fairly certain police can detain you for one? day if they have reasonable suspicion that you committed a crime.
it's one of the more fucked laws/
>>72646538
>smell does not give you the right to enter someones house
sigh.. you're a dumb ass..
Go back and re-read what he posted. It's the 100% how dumb people screw themselves when dealing with police.
>He smells weed
>this leads to detainment
that's not an arrest, it's a simple detainment for officer safety
>only need reasonable suspicion
>as in he smelled illegal drugs
>your door is not a magic barrier
>officer is not a vampire who can't break doorway seal
>he is GOING to step in to detain you
>he ASKS to search the place
at this point if you say yes and he finds anything you're sort of screwed. Yet even saying yes still comes with some limits. Guy can't just legally go digging into the attic for example.
with the current changes to with pot where it's now legal on a state level that changes the reasonable suspicion issues of course.
but lets not act like you can draw attention from law enforcement and then dance around flipping them off in your door being they 100% need a court order at that point to enter. That's just not the case if they have reasonable suspicion and that's vague as hell.
bottom line, always shut up, always ask for a lawyer.
>>72648231
Not without evidence for arrest, which is not the same as evidence for conviction in all cases.
>>72641742
Weed is legal here. This thread is shitty.
>>72648615
>Not without evidence for arrest, which is not the same as evidence for conviction
that is 100% wrong.. They can detain for officer safety, as in they roll up on two people fighting and I'm just standing near by. They don't know who I am or what I'm doing so they detain me until they can sort it out.
The other is reasonable suspicion that a crime may have been committed. That's the huge get out of misconduct free card that security guards do not get. Being a private person, like a guard can only detain if they have reasonable suspicion that a crime has in fact been committed.
they don't need evidence for arrest, they don't need evidence for conviction. Hell conviction is not even a roll of the officer in the first place.
You're the sort of person who end up on youtube screaming some false legal BS about how nothing being done to them is legal, but is totally wrong.
>>72649255
So i can be detained 24 hours for standing near by a fight with no evidence i was involved? I understand detaining people on scene for safety, but being held extended periods of time with no evidence seems fishy.
