Name other country than Japan that makes so much butthurt of normalfaggots and amerifats. You cant.
>>72602488
Whatever makes you happy weeb.
>>72602488
>Based
>Japan
>>72602488
>polan bullying america
K...KEEP ME POSTED
https://youtu.be/5uC4AUyju7k
>>72602488
>Japan make american butthurt
why?
We are friend. I thought we were best friend america-kun;_;
>>72602694
We are and we love you guys.
>>72602694
>Freinds
Yep, those POW camps where really friendly, weren't they, Tojo?
>>72602694
>>72602773
(Protip he says that to everyone)
>>72602778
We are past that, they apologized to the US already.
>>72602694
>>72602821
>Implying i don't know that
>Implying i don't love the nip slut
>>72602694
Yes, we're besties. Ignore these guys,
>>72602778
>>72602821
they aren't American and don't understand the amount of love the average American has for based Nippon
>>72602850
fuck you
I don't care
I love macdonald it's all. thank you
>>72602488
Your English is terrible. I don't understand you.
>>72602778
wtf are you born in the 1920s? gtfo tea drinking crumpet.
>be me
>go to Japan
>overweight, crown baldness with ponytail
>doesn't matter because I'm white
>walk down Meiji Dori in Shinjuku
>feel something tugging on my cape
>turn around
>it's a 10/10 AKB-tier j-honey
>"E-excuse me, you are.. American?" she says in broken English
>"Hai, ore-sama wa Amerika-jin desu" I reply
>"Woooow, American! Sooo coooool!"
>she gives me sex eyes
>takes me by the hand
>leads me to a love hotel
>I think you know what happens now
>"Hee hee thanks, Anon-sama"
>she keeps my fedora as omiyage and inhales my scalp scent deeply, her knees quivering
>"I will never forget you Anon-sama"
>"whatever, bitch"
>getting hungry after all that freaky, passionate sex
>Saved up a bunch of my Good Boy Points for the trip and the exchange rate is favorable because the yen is weak
>go to a 3 star Michelin restaurant (Tokyo has a lot of those)
>No tendies, just a bunch of fish bullshit
>yell at the chef because there are no tendies
>"gomenasai, Amerikajin-sama"
>He bows deeply
>He goes to the kitchen and commits sudoku with a kitchen knife
>I leave without paying
God I love Japan.
>>72602488
Where else will I get my under aged cat-girl with oversized tiddy tentacle rape porn?
>>72603148
kek
>>72602694
Nice proxy weeb
He is jealous of good country.
>go to japan
>girls don't look like anime girls
>they don't come up to you and ask if you want to play
>they don't call you "onii-san"
>they all walk around like they're dead with surgery masks
>won't let you in high schools to see high school culture (i tried)
>go to historical sites
>walk up mountains for over an hour sweating
>kimono girls everywhere
>they don't come up to you and ask to play
>they don't call you "onii-san"
>meet eyes with one kimono girl
>looks just like okuni and i am sure it was her
>scream out. "OKUNIIII!"
>everyone just looks at me confused and some were disgusted
>leave, go to honno-ji
>see old japanese dude with long hair
>stand next to him
>pretend i'm his mori ranmaru and he's oda nobunaga
>fucker just stands there; doesn't do anything
>don't do gay stuff with him
>no one crowding around us to marvel at our beautiful, male relationship
>clearly see guy who looks like akechi mitsuhide
>we've clearly lost (nobunaga and i)
>nobunaga doesn't commit sudoku so i can follow along
>get tired of old man not playing his part
>turn to him, angered
>don't know what to say; he ruined my honno-ji trip
>point finger in his face and say, "YOU'RE OLD! BABY BOOMERRR"
>spend rest of my time in japan mostly in small tub in hotel room balcony smoking mevuis lights and watching anime on tablet
fuck japan. never again
>>72603148
This remind me of a German-anon holidays in Japan
