Look What You Faggots Did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meme magic is real. I just vomited.
>>72598542
Too good to be true, oh boy the faps will be real, ima cum gallons worth
>>72598542
>female lookalike results in pants-dwelling #CruzMissile
right on
May Day already starting out good. What more is in store for us?
>>72598542
>If you think that's bad!
>>72598698
>>72598955
>>72598961
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ted-cruz-lookalike-maury-signs-porn-10k-article-1.2613485
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467
>>72598542
K..KEEP ME POSTED
>>72599120
You were saying about Australia?
>she's more famous than maddona
lmao
>>72598542
What's cool about this girl is that she's pretty faithful, the Maury test results showed she wasn't cheating and the baby belonged to her boyfriend, and even though she agreed to do the porn, she's doing it with her boyfriend fucking her. Also shes only 21
Let's take bets on the weight and race of the boyfriend.
>>72598542
For this woman's sake, I hope that $10,000 buys a lot of asian plastic surgery.
>>72599315
He's actually a slightly above average looking white guy. He's normal weight. Total stereotypical white trailer trash couple though
>>72598542
What if she turns out to be one of his mistresses daughters?
>>72599038
Who made this? I know it isn't real.
>>72599315
Emaciated Scorpion Cosplayer with Muscular Dystrophy.
>>72600782
It's real. It comes from the DNC opposition research file on Ted. Thing is a fucking foot thick, not even joking. I've seen it myself.
Now they just need a Trump lookalike to fuck him (I mean, her) in the ass while a Kasich lookalike watches from the corner.
>>72601356
I'd fap to it.
>>72601518
>>72599038
The rings on the wrong hand though.
Kek
Not related but I just made a fresh triggly gif from this chicks youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
>>72601778
POO
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>>72598542
>she's more famous than madonna
God damnit, I love rednecks so much. They're a never ending kfc bucket of dramatic irony.
>>72599195
>she's only 21
God damn, she needs to be dumped on a treadmill then.
>>72599810
They're gunna buy a truck.
>>72599038
I want to believe.
>>72601820
who is mary?
>>72603227
I bet, even she gets laid.
>>72603227
HAM BOOOOONE
>>72602098
LOO
>>72598542
>That's it! I am now a Cruz missile!
>>72603331
>she does
>>72601778
holy shit
and i thought Palin getting it by two Russians was the top
>>72601778
I don't know who's jewing who anymore.
>>72603331
I bet she thinks her high standards are the reason she's single.
>>72603331
>I had to stop having that as a requirement because apparently all dudes like Fight Club.
This made me realize I've never met a girl who really liked Fight Club. It's pretty telling how a feminist can't understand a story about a male basically feed up with societies standards for men. "You are not your fucking khakis" doesn't make sense to the gender whose outward appearance and fashion is their whole identity.
>>72601778
MEME MAGIC MY SHIT UP.
Seriously though. /pol/ is so weird when it comes to the cuck-meme insult. They throw it at conservatives too much when liberals fit the bill and they know it. It's like some sneaky Jew trick.
>>72598542
"And be careful what you do, because the meme becomes the truth" - Rick James
>>72601820
I lost
>>72601820
Here's one that isn't high speed
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boo
>>72608980
RARE
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>>72611915
>what is proxy
>>72598542
Spread the rumour with god speed that ted cruz has a daughter who's doing porn for 10g.
![7-7-augmentation-rhinoplasty-nose-job-tip-and-bridge-seoul-guide-medical[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OLDIc3l.jpg "7-7-augmentation-rhinoplasty-nose-job-tip-and-bridge-seoul-guide-medical[1].jpg")
>>72599810
Do white people ever get plastic surgery in Korea? They have a better track record than the US cosmetic surgery industry when it comes to making ugly people look attractive.
I'd be interested in seeing before and after pics.
>>72603889
My guess is the pornographers tend to support Hillary.
>>72608980
Why not just make it a webm?
