Larry Wilmore absolutely bombed at the White House Correspondent Dinner.
Race-baiting and low blows galore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NekE9di2KSo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2016/05/01/did-larry-wilmore-bomb-or-slay-at-the-correspondents-dinner-yes/
>>72596699
they should have lynched him on stage.
that would have got more laffs
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/02/19/race-class-gender-fail-larry-wilmores-ratings-sink-55-below-colber
LOW LARRY
>>72596699
>opening joke is a le epic faux news stab
>followed immediately by a Donald Trump joke
JUST BAIT MY SHIT UP SENPAI
It's actually really good
he's roasted the shit out of Obama and the media
>When the only jokes you got be outta the liberal go to guide but erryone erd da joke afor
>>72597601
He even made a Jeb on suicide watch joke
>>72596699
Zzzzz le ebin black maymays
>>72597635
I actually keked at that desu senpai
>>72596699
not even going to watch it
that said, if you please that particular crowd you're doing it wrong
>>72596699
I thought it was chuckleworthy. Enjoyed some of the jokes but didn't get the others.
Non-white comedians are the most predictable and unoriginal comedians ever.
This is Key & Peele-level race-baiting shit.
>>72598862
Key and Peele are actually funny though. They have more range than you might think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCw-iEJoVfY
why couldn't they pick a funny black comedian like chris rock
>>72598862
ugh roasted skinny bitches are the worst
>>72598958
>chris rock
It would have been even worse desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NU31kz8r4k
literally forced
>>72598862
A lot of them do very well, I enjoy some myself.
he literally thanked obama for being black. no comment on whether he was a competent leader or not. you'd think a performer would at least make something up, but this guy just said "I'll support Obama as long as he's black" and "We're so lucky that you're both black and the president" and left
>>72598950
they do the same 3 or 4 skits over and over: they try to one-up each other ad nauseam, they act like stereotypical hood niggers, or they do some 'look at us we're black and you should feel guilty for being white' skit.
>>72598950
I love their sketches, but their stand-up bits are all about race.
>>72596699
Wow I cant fucking watch this. I don't like Obama and don't like the left but something about this is making me sick. I would rather click every webm on a rely thread that watch 30 minutes of our president putting up with thisguy
>>72596699
Bombed? That was actually hilarious, went in totally thinking it would be shit too
>>72599197
>>72599210
They are trained as sketch comedians, not stand ups. That probably explains why they have to rely on muh race during the stand up bits.
>>72599745
Although I didn't think it was that funny, I thought he did a good job of evenly shitting on everyone.
Virtue-signaling snark makes for bad standup?
NO WAAAAAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWJkpdXmjqY
>>72599109
>Audience Score
>25% liked it
>>72599119
>he literally thanked obama for being black
so he's getting appointed to the Norwegian Nobel Committee?
a bit too race focused maybe but still pretty funny
everyone got btfo no fucks given
>>72599109
Anyone still giving credit to critics sites is a moron.
Tomatoes and metacritic are both biased garbage.
>>72596699
he laughs too much at his own jokes
>>72599969
>not using adblock
lel
>>72600243
Someone has to.
>>72600357
Had an issue a while back where youtube displayed in all text mode and vids took forever to load / would load at all with it on. Guess I should take it off the whitelist and see if its working properly now.
>>72600527
*wouldn't load at all, fuck me its late and my mind is shutting down.
>>72596699
Didn't understand any of the references except maybe the bombing and Guantanamo.
>>72596699
Just finished watching it.
This must be your first white house correspondence.
He actually did a pretty good job, its a roast-lite. And the jokes the crowd didnt laugh at were at their expense so it's understandble that they'd bomb.
Holy fuck that's some top teir fucking cringe.
I have to feel bad for Obama here, as much as I despise him for letting this country become as bipartisan as it is, I wouldn't wish my worst enemy to sit through that fuckfest faking a smile.
>>72600428
This is probably funnier than his set.
Ps
I ain't watchin that shit.
While as race bating as he was there were a few that went over the audience heads.
>>72596699
thought he was funny desu.
>>72600728
i don't think you know what bipartisan means
>>72597409
who the fuck is larry?
>>72598862
rofl that webm is there a youtube video for this? wheres the full thing i want to read some comments too bruv
>>72600955
He's not alone. Most people that get their news from Fox don't either despite them saying it nonstop.
Obama's was better. Little rough on Sanders but almost moreso on Pantsuit
why is everyone including the lame ass audience so butthurt about this
i laughed quite a few times, loosen up you faggots its just jokes jesus
>>72601232
Wolf and CNN needed to be taken down a few notches and Lemon with his bird but apparently they are untouchable even though they're the ShamWow guy
He had a couple of good ones in there. The crowd really didnt like him at first. Have a bit more repect for him
Colbert didnt get many laughs but he ruled. How is this different? It's a overly serios ot of touch audience.
>>72597409
fuckin racist americans!!! proof that racism is still alive and well!!! im moving to canada!
>>72596699
I actively dislike Larry Wilmore and I laughed like a fucking maniac. The ted cruz bits slayed. SLAYED me. The jabs at hillary were fucking great.
>contrarians on /pol/ will defend him just to get (you)'s
pathetic
"Kim" from the youtube comments thought it was great, you bigots.
>>72596699
Every time I hear larry shillmore on the radio I either change the channel or shut down the radio.
Heard him make a joke once
>I'm really looking forward to the trump presidency
>[bad trump voice]To combat global warming I'll be suing ice-bergs and polar bears!
>[uproarious laughter]
What I found humorous was not the joke itself, but the fact that he had to frame his joke from the point of view of a liberal politician. As if Trump would ever make a serious effort to combat "climate change." he took that part for granted.
Hopefully that makes sense.
I can't wait for next year's event.
Seeing donald go up there and BTFO everyone will be glorious.
>>72601761
>As if Trump would ever make a serious effort to combat "climate change."
Are you foolishly suggesting that climate change is not real and that humans can not impact the Earth in such a way?
>>72596699
yea i watched the whole set it was top tier terrible
>>72601863
>>72602068
Do you think all the studies are conveniently all done by shifty kikes?
Anyone want to see a funny performance at the White House?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei9VVDNxCc8
>>72601863
No, but I am asserting my opinion that climate change is the utmost minor of our problems as a country. My point is that in order to laugh at the joke you must already be programmed to believe that climate change is real, human-caused, and EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
It's just cringy. I'll try to find the clip.
>>72602112
Do you think all the studies demonstrate a significant man-made impact?
>>72602171
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
How are you defining "extremely important"? And do you see it as a black and white issue? I see it as an issue that can, and is, being actively solved. The notion that we can't deal with it at the same time as other things is atrocious. It just won't be a fast process. It is a slow and ongoing process.
>>72602198
Absolutely. Why not?
>>72602246
>Why not?
I didn't say "not". Show your work.
>>72602246
The clip they play of Larry Wilmore on siriusXM is him whining about Trump
My point being that even his interpretation of Trump is a liberal environmentalist
He can't even suspend the disbelief for a single sentance.
>>72602246
>How are you defining "extremely important"?
Important being On or Relative to the level of national security threats like the war on terror, mass immigration from the 3rd world, ZIKA, etc.
Global (insert temperature direction) is way down on the list. Probably 12 or 15 out of 20.
It's extremely unimportant.
Pollution - industrial pollution, etc is its own issue. Of course pollution is bad. Don't think otherwise.
>>72596699
>Lester Holt
>Gitmo
>"raining down bombs"
>Wolf's stoneface reaction
>Clinton's strippers
>print journalism dead for a while
>CSPAN, CNN, and MSNBC jokes
>Cosby
>Sanders early bird dinner
>Super Predator Mike
I thought those were funny, even if some recycled, but the targets were in the audience.
Last ten minutes were sad. It's bad when he laughs at his own jokes though. Zodiac Killer bit went on way too long.
Panama Papers got a mention too
>>72602281
>Show your work.
I didn't put any work. Many others did. Have you put in "work" to disprove their claims?
http://www.skepticalscience.com/human-co2-smaller-than-natural-emissions.htm
https://www.skepticalscience.com/empirical-evidence-for-global-warming.htm
Maybe build from there. You're probably turned off more by climate activism than climate change itself, and are such a beta that you vote based on whether the people supporting a certain position are obnoxious or not
.
>>72596699
Watch last year's, was pretty funny, for a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5XAeKdrjM
jesus, come off it. he did well and it was funny.
>>72596699
>itt: triggering
>>72598862
what is this from?
>>72601790
He's shit and can't take a joke.
Watch his roast.
>>72597635
Must be really bad if he has to browse /pol/ for material.
>>72596699
>Hey guys I'm black, and those guys are black too, did you know?
This is joke?
>>72602596
>Have you put in "work" to disprove their claims?
As I said, I haven't made a statement about whether or not humans have a significant impact. I asked you to demonstrate they do after you made the claim.
>The sources
A body of scientific documentation is much preferred to a website based almost solely on conjecture.
On a more curious note, it always seems to be the people citing these types of questionable sources that generally make these kneejerk posts against even the most agnostic skepticism of their claims.
You know I bet he said zodiac killer like 25 times. He had to say it like 30 times or so even maybe 40 times right?
>>72602637
Joel McHale is great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrF09QilNk
>>72603520
>all these Gitmo jokes by both Mchale and Wilmore
>>72596699
>>72601542
Fuck off we're full
>>72603936
I like the Secret Service jokes
>the new "Too drunk to walk to a brothel" initiative
>The secret service is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black male is shot
>>72603520
wow, I almost want to watch the ones before him, to see if they all just reskin the same shitty jokes, or just larry boy copy and then pasting in a different font.
So many liberals and Jews in the audience.
>>72596699
Those obvious bait comments on the video.
If they are not bait, those people should be hanged, drawn and quartered ASAP.
>>72599969
htey know youve been listening to isis music
probably figure youre an arab
>>72600992
>>72602675
Calm your tits cunts.
I made a thread on /v/ a week ago because a streaming gamer grrrrrrl flashed her vajayjay and got suspended. Thread escalated and some anons posted interesting webms, to say the least.
However, I have no idea where this is from.
>>72601761
>[bad trump voice]To combat global warming I'll be suing ice-bergs and polar bears!
>tfw it works
>>72596699
The problem is a lot of the bad jokes were self-hating cheap shots and low self esteem lashing out. I think the point of a roast is to make bad jokes but they're supposed to be feel-good cheap shots.
It was mixed with his failed jokes outnumbering the good jokes.
Michelle looked like a Shaniqua with the extremely heavy fake lashes.
>>72599627
> Wow I cant fucking watch this. I don't like Obama and don't like the left but something about this is making me sick. I would rather click every webm on a rely thread that watch 30 minutes of our president putting up with thisguy
Larry Wilson strongly came across as a self-hating black man lashing out and taking cheap shots.
When he did the "ma nigga" thing at the end, it came out "my nigger".
I agree with you, the self-hatred was strong in this one and it was degrading.
What a fucking way to start my day.
I'm speechless.
America if you don't elect Trump the west is lost.
>>72596699
>>72597409
Larry is the most unfunny guy and his show is complete anti-intellectual shit. They had Bill Nye on, with these two complete nobodies, they were like Twitter celebrities or something, telling Bill Nye that Mars and space exploration was dumb and no one cares about Mars and things that are far away. Completely serious too. They were making fun of him. I couldn't believe it.
i didnt even want to watch the larry wilmore part because i figured obama would be funnier. he was funny though. i legit kekd at the zodiac killer bit.
>>72599030
>not liking vaginas unless they are photoshopped
>>72602922
Kek has blessed your based post with dubs. Praise be!
>>72608611
bill nye is a faggot though.
The only reason for his popularity now is because he starred in a tv show that teachers would play when they were too hung over to teach.
>>72607682
https://youtu.be/k8TwRmX6zs4
>>72599969
i keep getting asked to convert to islam online
