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Im thinking about converting to Hinduism. Are there any Indians on here that can help me do that?
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POO POO POO POO POO POO
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You don't really "convert"

You just worship God and celebrate holidays
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>>72579271
seems like a religion to be born into, dont see the incentive to convert to it
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You don't convert to Hinduism. Conversion is exclusive to the Abrahamic religion.

Believe it or not, you can be an atheist and still be considered to be Hindu.
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>>72579410
>>72579595
>>72579627
>>72579657
I appreciate your opinions guys but i want answers from ACTUAL Hindus.
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>>72579271
I suggest you read about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savitri_Devi
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>>72579657
My nigga

The best part of Hinduism is that no what you're still a Hindu

Just love God
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>>72579829
>hindus only live in India

American education
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>>72579271
Stop it.

Hinduism is for indians.
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>>72579947
shut up hue monkey. You are not even human.
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>>72579271

Poo poo pee pee
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>>72579829
I am a Hindu

My Varna is Brahmin

And I'm telling you that there's no need to do all sorts of elaborate things

What you can find here can be found anywhere, and what you cannot find here can be found nowhere else
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>>72580016
>A FUCKING LEAF
Seriously you should kill yourself.
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>>72579947
Not really

Our influence spanned all over SEA with numerous orthodox Hindu converts
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>>72580223
Can i join? I really want to.
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>>72579410
USELESS USELESS USELESS
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>>72580348
If you feel like you need his permission or anyone else's, you have a lot of work to do to understand Hinduism. It's fascinating how obvious it is when someone has grown up under Abrahamic metaphysics.
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>>72580348
Find a temple and study

Start with the Vedas, then the Upanishads, then the Ramayana, and finally the Mahabharata

From there feel free to browse the Puranas at leisure
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>>72580740
It is kinda weird

Abrahamics have such a strange worldview to me

From what I know about those religions it's all about guilt, shame, punishment, and exclusion

And before you niggers mention the caste system, it was a spiritual and non dogmatic aspect of Hinduism hijacked by social elites
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>>72580790
Ok, I will do that.

Thank you.
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>>72579271
shit on your hand, and you're in
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>>72581056
That i offensive and racist
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>>72579271

>Convert to a primitive paganist religion
>Go to hell
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>>72582191
Sleep's new single?
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>>72579271
Shiva dancing over your ego when you died, until your ego turn into dust...a very powerful image!
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>>72579271
>Hindu here. There is no such thing as "baptism" in Hinduism. You can start calling yourself hindu whenever you feel like, there is no process of being a hindu its a way of life.
>You can worship the one true god or you can worship the 3 aspects of him i.e. - Brahma - the creator, Vishnu - The protector and nurturer or Shiva - the destroyer.
>One good thing about hinduism is no matter how much you have sinned you can still mend your ways for heaven.
>You have to keep a balance between the good deeds and the bad ones, respect nature and there is a god in everything, god is combination of male god and female god.
>if you do good, good thing will happen to you sooner or later, karma is a bitch, reincarnation happens you death is normal thing and everybody dies, if you die you will be cremated and you ashes will be dissolved in river so there is no possibility of coming back as a zombie.
>If you are married then you are a part of each others good/bad deeds i.e. if you did a bad deed karma will not hesitate to take it out on your significant half because it's a bloody bitch.
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>>72579271
it's a way of life like Buddhism not a religion in ibrahimic scene it a dharmic one
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>>72580790
>Mahabharata

it took me 3 fucking years to complete worth it at the end
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>>72579271
The Hindu Mythology is outrageous and alot of fun. Star with Ramayana, Mahabharata, and then the Upanisads. Also my understanding is that it is irrelevant which God you choose to worship, rather the method by which you worship said God is of importance. Theres the highly ritualized offerings and shinanigangs. Theres meditation and scripture learning. Theres karmayoga or where you just lead a normal life, work hard and offer the fruits of your labor and finally bhakti which is devotion and love where you try to establish a personal relationship(akin to Christ is ma best friend meme)
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>>72579271
Also if you go deep in the vedas you will find that even though God created everything, there was nothingness before him and even the god doesn't know how he was created. And the concept of karma applies to gods too and they have been punished for their deeds too.
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>>72585143
>Hindu here
Newfag here. Ftfy

>>72585595
>3 years
You're joking right?
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>>72582191
have u even been to a kumbh mela??

stop copy pasta from hinduism google image search
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>>72585785
nope i read the Sanskrit one it takes time to understand the slokes
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>>72585785
it will not take three years if you will read it regularly, its a little like game of thrones with cool arrows that can blow up the whole world.
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I'm white but I was raised Hindu, What would you like to know about which God/Goddess??
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I'm white but I was raised Hindu as my parents lived in India for 2 years. What would you like to know??
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thread them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjqusKVWRBU
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>>72579947
Buddhists also worship Hindu deities like Saraswati
Oh shreem hreem. Saraswatyai namaha
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I like the idea of Advaita Vedanta, but I'd feel like a tool publicly identifying as a Hindu, even though I've read the Samhitas, the Aranyakas, the Brahmanas and the first Upanishads, and I honestly believe in my heart that this philosophy on life makes the most sense to me.

Something inside me still feels like I don't belong with the culture and lifestyle. I like reading all the chief texts of AV and I'm self-studying Sanskrit for shits and giggles.
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>>72581009
MUH DO GOOD CASTE SYSTEM

You Brahmins are the bastards who make India not POO IN LOO you faggots.
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>>72579271
You start from the lowest caste (Romanian Caste) and work your way upwards
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>>72590619
dalits >>>/out/
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>>72582382
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMAN BABY?
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>>72590953
Continue your shit system. India will continue to be a shithole, like forever

Nothing wrong being a "Dalit", but being Brahmin is the biggest shit ever.
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>>72579271
Real non-BS tier Hinduism is tough Anon. Answer me this, you're on /pol/ now - do you consider yourself a Nazi, in any way?

Hindu reporting BTW.
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>>72585785
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>>72586225
>>72590619
>>72590953

You poos take so much shit from everyone else and never argue back and always argue amongst yourselves why do you wonder you gain no social traction on this board
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>>72590961
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMAN BABY?

It's an Indian.
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>>72585781
>And the concept of karma applies to gods too and they have been punished for their deeds too.
i wonder if this means anu/saturn/el/yahweh/satan is or will soon be karmically roasted for his misdeeds and imprisonment of human spirits in the material world, in the flesh, and then torturing us with constant material life.

this shit house has to end some day and he needs to be punished.

unless he already is being punished, and he's also stuck in this prison he created. and he and his followers are the world's elites.
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>>72579271
>following the poo in the loo religion

Atleast muslims dont see a kid with 2 heads and 7 deformed legs and say "Praise allah its a miracle"!
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any hindu can tell me when Kali yuga gonna start?? I want to see the world get fucked up by a bloodthirsty niggeress
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>>72591724
>Atleast muslims dont see a kid with 2 heads and 7 deformed legs and say "Praise allah its a miracle"!

You're right. They'd fuck it.
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>>72591855
According to Hindus, it already is.
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>>72591519
Of course, you moron. What commonality do we have with you, fucking British ex-con.
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WHY DOES SHIVA LOOK LIKE A WOMAN? I'M TRIGGERED.
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>>72591724
Miguel dont waste your hard earned money on internet, you have to feed your 7 sisters and 4 brothers
Those clothes isnt gonna sew themselves, go and do your work
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>>72592209
Hello Mr. Rajeet. My biggest question is: Are all Brahmins and Kshatriyas light-skinned? And the two lower classes are just filthy niggers? or is it more nuanced than that?
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>>72592091
OK, where are the happenings???
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>>72591855
We're in the Kali Yuga. Read some Evolian Metaphyics bro.
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>>72592475
Brahmins and Kshatriyas are like Jews. All they want is Money and Power.
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>>72592530
http://www.juliusevola.net/excerpts/On_the_Dark_Age.html
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>>72592570
Aren't they supposed to be noble, strong, and holy?
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>>72591604
>Here's the point, the creator is creating and the nurturer is nurturing and the destroyer is destroying, they are doing their jobs (dharma) its their nature. Hinduism and Buddhism is all about dharma and karma.
>The punishment I am talking about is sometimes the even the gods can't resist anger and ego and karma had punished them for doing bad stuff in ego/anger.
>In Hindu cosmology, the universe is cyclically created and destroyed.
>It suggests that the Big Bang is not the beginning of everything, but is just the start of a present cycle preceded by an infinite number of universes and to be followed by another infinite number of universes.
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>>72585323
>>72585143
>>72585781
>>72585817
So can i join or not?
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>>72592530
This is happening >>72592570 The one who should be noble are not.
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>>72592545
well maybe you are right. The happenings probably wont be "big"? It's probably the little things, like
>rise of ISIS
>muslim invasion of Europe
>mass breeding of low IQ imbeciles

ok, I'm a hindu now. What should I read after I finish bhagavad gita? Anything cathaclysmic related?
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>>72591855
>It's already has started, we are in the protected phase of kaliyuga where world is still functioning because of the good deeds of good people, after the protected phase will be over the world will be bat shit crazy.
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>>72592639
what i wonder about is how do these cycles affect souls. do souls ascend, leave or dissolve at the end of a cycle to be replaced with new ones, or is this some sort of eternal prison type thing where souls have been stuck in perpetual suffering of life for millions of years.
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>>72592606
No as >>72592530 asked and I answered >>72592650 , we are in kali yuga and the Brahmins and Kshatriyas and Vaishyas are not doing noble deeds and thus leading to their rebirth as humans again in the next birth.

But Dalits will obtain moksha and will be in "heaven" and be one with God, as they have earned their rights.

This is what they say.
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>>72592728
No dumbass. ISIS are spiritual jihadists. They're the opposite of materialism and decadence. The dark age "happenings" are like the west only caring about money, sex, not caring about god, etc.
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>>72592530
According to hinduism kalyug will end when bad deeds have taken over good deeds
I think you are talking about kalki avtar, that is still thousands of years ahead
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>>72592844
Fascinating. Are there dark-skinned Brahmins, and light-skinned Dalits?
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>>72592647
yes you can, anybody can.
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>>72592870
t. Mehmet

>>72592895
>that is still thousands of years ahead
you lost me mate. I'm pretty sure if we dont have a cataclysm soon, we'll reach singularity and humanity wont be useless and make 0 sense
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>>72592951
What's with skin color addiction of mongrel Americans? You know you are not full blooded European. Lightness is just a matter of genes, I have seen families which have kids who look white/asian(literally) but their relatives look brown.
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>>72593100
I'm a full blooded armenian brah. answer question pls.
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>>72592840
See souls are the part of the greater being, it is present in gods, demons, men and animals. It's a cycle, like energy they can neither be created nor destroyed but they can be transfered.
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>>72579410
Isn't the president of your country half indian?
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>>72592728
Get the Rigveda. Their hymn of creation - like that nuke in the bhagavad gita - sounds eerily familiar.

>At first there was only darkness wrapped in darkness.
>All this was only unillumined water.
>That One which came to be, enclosed in nothing,
>arose at last, born of the power of heat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasadiya_Sukta#Nasadiya_Sukta_with_English_translation
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>>72585143
Do Indians know what ISKON has taught Americans about Krsna?

If I say his name even once I am free from the cycle of reincarnation and from there my devotion and chanting his name gets me to higher worlds with the highest possibility being to become a Gopi and play with Krsna in Goloka Vrindavan forever..

as a guy ending up as a sexy milk maid being chased around the forest by God playing his flute is rather difficult to incorporate...
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>>72593084
So you think the Jewish-controlled US army pushing democracy and secularism is better than masculine, violent, men who have an exceptional belief in their god and transcendence through warfare? You're part of the problem. Though I'm not surprised, you're a fucking croatshit after all. long live serbia you autistic fuck.
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>>72579271
People with weird coloured skins and elephant men.
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Well first you have to

Step1: Stop being racist
Step2: Stop going to /pol/
Step3: ????
Step4: Profit
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>>72592951
>yes there are. Light skinned people are usually the ones whose ancestors migrated from the Caucasian regions of Europe (Indo-Aryan migration).
>Dark skinned were the dravadian people, who were born in the dravadian region.
>thousands of years of same religion and region, plus 60 years of living in a free country now every thing is fucked up.
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>>72590961
>>72591569
It's a human fetus.
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>>72593510
Im not racist.
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>>72592475
>My biggest question is: Are all Brahmins and Kshatriyas light-skinned? And the two lower classes are just filthy niggers? or is it more nuanced than that?

Nothing to do with colour but lower classes were marginally poor
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>>72593528
So democracy/freedom mixed the aryans with the dravidiniggers right?
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>>72593641
Post picture of your skin color, currybro. also what caste are you?
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>>72593638
Now you must spread the word of Allah
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Will the Hindu gods punish me because i usec to worship different gods?
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>>72592647
You don't need permission, just do it. You can go at your own pace. I'm pretty sure there is no need to go to a temple or even needing a shrine, just so long as you engage in the thought processes.
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>>72593353
That cult is the stupidest fake version of 'Hindusim' you're ever going to find.

Op, if you're afraid of Nazis, you don't really stand a chance. I'd discourage you from this path because you'll only find BS.

You might like this post.

>>72485175
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>>72591855
We've been in the Kali Yuga for tens of thousands of years.
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>>72593373
>live in USA
>talk positively about ISIS and admire their ideology
gratz retard, you just got yourself on FBI monitoring lists

also, I could never agree with ideologies which dont allow freedom of speech (like islam, liberal progressives and similar)

>>72593297
>power of heat
do they say what creates the heat??
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>>72593353
>If I say his name even once I am free from the cycle of reincarnation
sounds like protestantism
>if you call on jesus's name even once you're saved forever!

american idolatry. idolizing a name over its owner's teachings and values.
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>>72593641
>>72593755
*significantly poor
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>>72579271
You can only really join the Hare Krishnas. I'm sure there's some in the US.
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>>72593941
So you're one of those libertyfags? Disgusting.
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>>72593353
>We know, except beautiful temples ISKON is kinda good for nothing
>Moksha isn't that easy to achieve, it's very hard to achieve.
>As hindus says the one who knows everything lives the shortest and the one who knows nothing lives the longest
>It's like the matrix movie the sooner you find the glitch in it the sooner you are going to be dead
>The main reason why the most people who are believed to have achieved the enlightenment barely make it to their 40s.
>And this is why people who are materialistic lives the longest
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>>72593755
No pics, but caste is brahmin and colour is light coloured
Colour just depends on region and genes
If you live in mountain areas of himalaya you will be english white, in south nigger black
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>>72593703
No the thousands of years of common history had already did that, but due to freedom and democracy skin color is not a bid deal anymore
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>>72594124
Put your Taco in your Paco.
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>>72594226
Why dont you guys just get rid of dravidiniggers?
As far as I know they are the mos problematic sector of your population, or am I wrong?
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>>72594124
Hey hermano why dont you worship your witch gods and kill people for sacrifice so you get rain this time
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>>72593941
>do they say what creates the heat??

No, but my guess would be fusion. Unilluminated water sounds like hydrogen to me. Pic was related.

I also like the references to Hermeticism in the following two verses. It's interesting seeing that stuff connect.
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>>72594196
Thank you for the response. I will shit in my toilet tomorrow morning in honor of you. (no offense)
>>72594226
That's a shame. I was hoping that the castes and race would still be extremely important.
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>>72594196
But south has more IQ and HDI than Himalayas.
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>>72594305
That makes literally no sense

>>72594320
I just came back from there
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>>72593353
Isckon is a cult led by a deranged guru. It peddles a shallow understanding of Indian spirituality which is tailor cut for gullible foreigners and culturally displaced Indians. But the food there is excellent I've heard.
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>>72591241
>Nothing wrong being a "Dalit"
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>>72593796
>They don't
>There are 36 millions of them, they don't care who you worshiped in the past as long as you are on the right path now.
>The hindu texts says that the goal to achieve the god/heaven is what that matters the path/deity you chose doesn't.
>Which means if there is only hindu heaven, but you worshiped Jesus all your life and were a good human you will be welcomed in Hindu heaven.
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>>72593528
Why do you greentext everything dude?

Also, with aryan migration, it was a central hub near the caucas mountains that split, then went in two ways, one group towards europe and one south towards iran then india. Over time, they mixed, european aryans with germans and nordics, while southern aryans populated persia and parts of india using domesticated horses.

>>72593703
Aryans and dravedians mixed well before 1947. Having a presence there would be enough for curious natives to investigate the invaders. I've heard conflicting sides from indian peers of mine who argue
•aryans never came to india, the caucasian indians are natives to india (mostly indian nationalists say this)
•aryans invaded india and brought with them the knowledge to tame horses and use them for combat (heard this from sikh dude who's grandfather owned a ranch near my uni)
I mostly go with the latter, seeing how the caucasian indians share more in common, like haplotypes, enzyme production and allergy indicators, with caucasian europeans and iranians, than they do with dravedians.
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Which god should I worship? I personally am interested in Shiva, is that a good choice?
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>>72594519
In Hindu Heaven do people poo in the fucking loo?
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>>72594345
TARD, your bangalore and hyderabad is choke block with north indians.
see any company, filled with north indians
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>>72594552
The second one is more accurate, supported by most science nowadays.
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>>72579271
I thought only Indians are allowed to be hindi which is why there are Hare Krishna.
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>>72594601
In heaven, the designated shitting streets never fill with poo.
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>>72594124
>I will put them in a proper container and then I will send them to you to clean those containers as it will be hard for you to earn money after Trump builds that wall and shuts your livelihood of cleaning toilets.
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>>72594750
That sounds like a real hindi-heaven
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>>72594601
no, mexibro. Loo's are inhabited by toilet witches. And we all know witches are a sign of devilry. So, instead, Hindu hell would force you to poo in loo.

Though I think Hindi don't believe in hell? You just get reincarnated into a lesser being.

So if your a bad hindi, you'll probably get reincarnated into a loo.

Instead, in hindu heaven, you will get your very own designated shitting street, and the poo magically disappears over night.
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>>72594773
Wow rajeet, you are so mean to me :(

>Loo
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>>72594065
it ( ISKCON) from my reading played to westner ego and pride teaching such as simply by reading the Bhagavad Gita you know you are a mahatma and and have made it to your final incarnation. and other such head swelling claims puffing the mind..

I knew many upper middle class whites here who went into ISKCON ashrams becoming full devotees and were insufferable snobs even more so than before. they all eventually left it and went back to their original well to do lives.

western whites adopting eastern systems rarely lead to a well balanced life.. the few I know who still adhere to things like Buddhism are complete flakes any real saint would find deranged and shameful
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>>72594588
It's totally upto you, you should chose the one that calms your spirit and the one who feel the most connected.
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>>72594341

Don't let that faggot tell you anything. He's low caste scum trying to justify his shit position in life. It's like a nigger calling a white man a cracker. You just have to laugh and go on about your day.

Caste and skin color are huge in India. They sell skin whitening creams to make themselves look more "fair" because lighter skin colors are more attractive. As for caste and genetics, its still really important. They had to make their own version of race quotas because those low caste scum will never succeed on their own merit.
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>>72594923
Shut your mouth you fucking vile parasitic disgusting subhuman piece of worthless mexican shit.

Build wall.
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>>72594465
I only ever went to thei Kirtans at the ashrams for the prasadam.. sweet rice, dhal, chole's and sweets were breddy gud
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I never the understood the fascination white people have with hinduism and yoga. It's all a bunch of nonsense.
The "babas" or "gurus" are money thirsty mofos who prey on the weak and the poor. Not to mention run orgies and rape men and women in the name of god.
Hinduism is the reason India has been slaved and taken over in its entire history by foreign powers and the reason its currently a 3rd world shit hole
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Fallen Angels, Yoga & Hinduism, New Age, New World Satanic Order
http://youtu.be/K97yB1-4Ers

Gods of the New Age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i6PBui-bN8

Aquarius -The Age Of Evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b__ksntnzTs

AGE OF DECEIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjmFm8PIz8M
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>>72594601
You body will be already buried/cremated. How are you even going to poop?
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>>72594710
Pretty sure that Julia roberts isn't an Indian, if she can then so can you and every one else.
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>>72579271

OP, google P90X yoga youtube.

Google how to "SA TA NA MA" mundra.

Even after opening third eye and doing yoga, i'd still recommend the Religion of your homeland's blood.

Basically pick a side.
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>>72595080
when I was 20 in California I was introduced to a guy who I was told was a Kundalini/Kriya/ Yogi in the lineage of Swami Muktananda who told me he was going to teach me how to levitate and become invisible and do things like show police if they harass me their deaths and scare them away..

I hung out with him for a while doing the kriya practices but he seems like a real weirdo who was using my body for his own enhancement
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>>72594929
The thing is budhism and hinduism are a way of life, and the problem is whites usually take them too seriously. There is no rigid rule like going to a temple every day or pray 5 times a day like in Christianity and Islam. Closing your eyes and meditating for 5 minutes is good enough.
What they do is they go "Hare rama Hare Krishna" all day long, instead for doing their regular important work. It doesn't need you to be devoted to hinduism 24x7
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>>72594345
lol south Indian detected
Im just stating regional difference
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>>72579271
>converting
>Hinduism
nice meme
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>>72579829
Hindu here too. There's no such thing as conversion on Hinduism. Also there's no one right way to practice it since there's so many regional variations.
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>>72595375

Happens everywhere. There's been countless cases in USA and in the west where these "gurus" prey on young girls and guys, ask them to lie naked with them to "meditate" and have sex to "cleanse their soul" and bullshit like that.
I feel sorry for westerners who in their naivety trust these fucks and consider them like the modern socrates and new age philosophers when they are nothing but pedo rapists and con artists.
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>>72595804
Alright what i am supposed to do to become Hindu then?
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>>72595961

You sound like a faggot troll. STFU and go poo in loo and you'll be a certified hindu
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>>72595375
Those are sex offenders and criminals, you should really avoid them report them to authorities
If you need to enjoy your sex life buy Kamasutra and avoid babas who suggest you to lie naked and do stuff naked and REPORT THEM TO AUTHORITIES because they are basically running a fake cult.
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>>72595961
>>72580223
Sikh here. Go fuck yourself you dirty street shitters. God the country would be less filthy without your kind.
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>>72596045
Fuck off fucking leaf, I WANT TO BECOME ENLIGHTENED

GO SUCK OFF WEED MAN
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>>72593528
who are you quoting?
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>>72595084
>muh jehovah is real god, everything else is satan
>in the last days knowledge will increase
>last days
>sumerian and canaanite tablets found, dead sea scrolls uncovered, nag hammadi library as well.
>jehovah is el, proven to be the canaanite golden calf god and who jesus calls the devil
>n-n-noooo, i didn't hear you, you're satan!

the great deception has been upon us since 325 ad, when jesus was remodeled into the likeness of the beast, jehovah/el who is the devil. all to fit the ancient babylonian/jewish belief of father anu, son enlil / father kronos, son zeus / father saturn, son jupiter and so on.

considering jehovah is el (el shaddai, el elyon. it's in the bible), and el was a jewish version of anu, saturn and kronos, it all adds up.

orthodox judeo christianity is mystery babylon, continuing the old babylonian religion, as pushed by the eternal servants of the devil, jews, the generation of vipers, the synagogue of satan and children of their father, the devil as jesus called them.
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>>72596112
>Those are sex offenders and criminals

Every single one of the babas, gurus, swamis are criminals & sex offenders. Don't you read news in your own country? Fucking shocking you faggots worship these old fucks and will kill if they command you to.
I guess its expected though from a country which worships fucking stones and rocks and bathes them with milk when millions die on the streets cuz they can't afford to buy milk. Wake the fuck up and take your country back from an old diseased mystic cult
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>>72595961
>If someone asks about your religion then say you are a Hindu, don't tell everybody unnecessarily about what you are like vegans
>Read scriptures like ramayana and mahabharta and gita if you want to
>Meditate if you want to, try do to good and don't hurt animals
>You can be vegetarian or non-vegetarian it doesn't matter.
>Choose a god from hindu dieties and pray to them/him/her whenever you want or visit a hindu temple near you whenever you feel like it.
>Like if you want to worship Shiva imagine Shiva with your eyes closed, praise him and then ask what you want like confidence, personality, knowledge etc. etc.
>Some deities are for specific reason like lakshmi is for wealth and hanuman is for protection and ganesha is for luck and prosperity.
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>>72595961
Asking /pol/ of all places for advice is not going to get you anywhere.
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>>72596506
>every single guru is a sex offender

That is like saying every canadian is a syrup slurping ice hockey faggot

btw gurus are not gods, you dont worship them. If you do then you are a faggot who worships a human
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/25/us/bikram-yoga-sex-assault-lawsuits/

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/06/us/guru-convicted-of-abusing-followers-children-fled-justice/
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Only if you drink cow urine and eat some cow dung as a part of initiation ceremony.
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>>72596506
Using those terms like swami, babas you are obviously a pajeet living in canada who is trying to act white on/pol
Lets be honest here, you don't get respect there because of your colour and you dont get respect here because you act white
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>>72579271
First of all my advice is that you don't even bother with anything outside of tantric saivism ie Kashmir Shaivism or Saiva Siddhanta, if youre an orthodox vedic vaishnava you might as well be a christian, half of that shit is so damn ridiculous.
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>>72596766
>btw gurus are not gods, you dont worship them

How can you live in India and say that when you know there's literally hundreds of millions of your countrymen who do exactly that. One of my mates parents' have some faggot "swami" with curly hair hanged on their wall
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>>72596506I
I don't and there are stupid people who follows cults and such babas/preists/pastors in every country and religion.
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>>72596987
Sai Baba... called an avatar,no? Apparently has many charities and does "miracles" like pulling things out of thin air...
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>>72579271
The Aryans never invaded although they did migrate to the Indus and they brought with them the vedas and the agamas the latter of which was initially an occult teaching that later became widespread after the vedic teachings were instillged, before they came there was no knowledge of kundalini or kriya, the indigenous Jainas were essentially Buddhistic ie one pointed concentrators. They had to put animal sacrifice and caste system into the Vedas because the Aryans were master psychics and seers and knew that a time would come when India would be invaded and if they didnt barbarize them to an extent, ie with the vedas, that they could not survive to the present day. Not all of the vedic concepts are BS ie the Rta but alot of is and intentionally so, at least that's my contention. The Jainas were and are pure pacifists and people like that generally wont fight to the death which other hindus have for the last thousand plus years.
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>>72596915

I never once implied I'm not Indian you dipshit. And no I'm not trying to act "white"
I'm trying to make dumb fucks like you understand the reality of your stone age religion and as I said previously India is a third world shit hole largely due to Hinduism
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>>72579271
I suggest looking into Michael Tsarions work on the Aryans, the "true hinduism" is actually Shaivism, you can either take the Siddhanta and just accept that the Vedas were a necessary evil to protect the society or you can trash the whole thing and go into the tantric Kashmiri teachings, I would suggest doing the former as that former carries with it the most cohesive set of knowledge, it's a pain having to buy the several various Kashmiri texts and with the Siddhanta there is really just one with the Tirumantiram. Kundalini and Kriya yoga are really interesting ways to be meditative, more fun Id say than the one pointed concentration of the Jainas and the Vipassana of the Buddhists but ultimately all the various methods if done correctly will take you to Moksha.
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>>72597254
>Hinduism is ONLY Babas Swamis and superstitions

Wew
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>>72597254
ahamad please go
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>>72597254
It's way better than islam and if you are an Indian what have you ever did for India. You or your parents just saw an opportunity and moved to a better country. You NRI's show your so polite and friendly but actually you don't really care about anything and if anything bad ever happens to those developed nations you guys will be the first ones to abandon it too. So stop judging the country you have already left because it really doesn't need an opinion of a coward.
Because unlike you we are actually trying it to make it a better place to live in.
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