How are we going to save the bees, /pol?
are bees the new polar bears
In the Vatican, there are wooden candelabras engraved with bees.
>>72577866
By providing them with lots of food and letting evolution do the rest.
The lack of honey would be enough to get me to become a bee conservationalist
Honey is literally god's jizz. Especially that extra natural viscous type with the royal jelly, pollen, and propolis mixed into it.
I keep bees. Colony collapse disorder isn't an issue anymore, it still happens but its in decline. I didn't lose a single hive last season. The scariest part is we don't know why its stopping meaning we can't prevent it from happening again and becoming worse.
Anyone telling you bees are going to go extinct is reading an article from 2012 or trying to get clicks for their shitty environmentalist blog.
>>72577866
but oranges are delicious
>>72577866
By making a bee movie
>>72577926
Except that bees actually do shit.
>>72577866
Stop using toxic fucking insecticide.
Where are they going? Are the going on a mighty exodus into the stars?
bee drones when?
>Heh, drones....that's a pun, get it?
>>72577926
What the fuck do polar bears do except stupidly get trapped on small pieces of ice and float away to die?
>>72577866
We aren't.
1: Plants existed before bees.
2: Plants will exist after bees.
3: Fuck bees, they're the niggers of the insect world.
>>72577866
i fuckign hate bees
Build wall
Bees can't fly over border
Overpopulate mexico and lay eggs in their smelly corpses.
>>72578540
They don't. Polar bears can swim like you wouldn't believe.
>>72578635
You might be thinking of wasps. Bees are nice.
>>72578296
>Mfw taking a big scoop from a bucket of cream honey and making a honey, peanut butter, and jelly sandwich.
>>72578635
You're retarded.
>>72577866
buy a beehive off a beekeeper
put in back yard
you also have the added benefit of free honey
Just let's create an artificial pollination.
Expensive, yes, but fuck bees.
>>72578368
Yes, if i remember correctly, colony collapse disorder really only hit domesticated hives hard and the natural population of bees was relatively unaffected. I cant guarantee that's correct though.
>>72578747
Bees are fucking bullshit. Get rid of 'em. Other creatures pollinate shit, let them fill the gap.
Wasps are at least helpful. Bees are worthless and redundant.
>>72578757
Pic related
>>72578491
wouldn't be very effective as an insecticide if it weren't toxic.
>>72578635
if bees die we'll follow. they're an important part of the food chain because of all the food crops they pollinate
>>72578836
>buy
>perform labor
>free
found the sanders follower
>>72577866
Bees are truly our greatest ally
>>72578747
Where are they going to swim to, more ocean?
Anyone have the webm of the based bees wrecking the shit out of a fuckton of marauding hornets?
>>72578899
If you'd rather have wasps flying around your face than bees, that's up to you. I'll take the bees.
>>72578635
>>72578683
pussies
>>72578973
No we won't, and no they aren't. They can be replaced, either with other animals adapting to fill their niche, or with science.
Mason bees are Bros. Honey bees are OK too.
> There's bumblebees living in my fence and I wish they'd be somewhere else instead
> They make perfect holes in wood
>>72579204
i wonder who could bee behind this post
>>72578899
american education
>>72578886
>>72578368
Sound like millennial bees, bored of existing without any sense accomplishment and stayed in their combs jacking off to butterfly images.
>>72579107
Other ice drifts. Maybe eat some innocent sealife along the way and leave blood everywhere. Just bear things.
>>72579296
Go build the wall, Paco.
>>72579295
Someone who isn't scared of tiny flying insects like you faggots?
>>72579377
once again, american education
>>72579206
how do you plan on doing that? asking animals to adapt in a nice manner? or spending billions to hire people to pollinate crops instead?
bees do that shit for free you stupid faggot.
>>72579377
wrong flag m8
>>72579206
Monsanto insecticides kill bees, but luckily Monsanto is working on a replacement for them.
We should be thankful that they're looking out for us.
>>72578899
Wasps are predatory you piece of shit, they don't pollinate shit. Trump really is going to be emperor of the idiots.
I've been hearing about this bees shit for almost a decade now.
Bees are alright. They mind their own business. Wasps on the other hand. Fucking hell.
>>72579639
muh Trump bogeyman
>>72578886
I dunno I don't fuck with wild bees anymore, genetics are shit in my area. No one at my local beekeeping club has ever complained about a decrease in wild swarms though.
>>72578899
Why do you think there shouldn't be bees? They make honey, don't sting people (unless you're an idiot and piss them off), and pollinate crops.
>>72579460
You goofy fuck. Let me take you back to 3rd grade.
Animal group A and animal group B both compete for the same food source. Animal group A disappears. What happens to the population of animal group B?
>>72579639
Wasps are helpful because they're predatory, dumbo.
>>72578635
Sorry your boyfriend died during the movie "My Girl," but bees are more useful than his weezy ass
>inb4 no one knows the movie
>>72579464
no it's not texas.
bee vomit tastes pretty fucking good
plus they pollinate shit, no insect comes close to their productivity
>>72578899
>t. wasp
>>72579807
He deserved to be stung to death.
It's because most of the world's bee population was cucked by Africanized honey bees. The last racially pure European honey bees are on Pitcairn Island.
If you eat honey made locally it can cure your hayfever
>>72579793
there is no other animal that even come close to the pollination numbers of a bees you'd know this if you advanced past 3rd grade
>>72579893
>yfw Dan akroyd reacts to his son dying
>>72580003
Fucking nigger bees had to ruin it for everyone.
>>72580214
White bees might be making a comeback. I was walking along the road the other day and one started buzzing all around me.
>hory shet, am I 8 years old again?
>>72580122
No shit, Leaf. I'm saying that other animals would reproduce more and fill the void if they were able to get more nectar.
A bee landed on my chest once when I was out for a walk and I had to walk another half mile pulling my shirt out from my body as if I was pretending to have tits until I found a piece of trash to sweep it off with.
Still better than wasps though.
Fuck bees
>>72580901
Your ahmed quota just went up another million. Too bad your warming period was over before you were born.
>>72580901
Fuck allah.
Remember when the baby boomers tried to kill off bees because they were dangerous to children after they killed that boy in the movie 'My girl'
I do
>>72580417
what other animals?
>>72578899
Waste of double dubs, kill yourself. fuck wasps too
>>72577866
We just need to invent something better than stupid bees.
Necessity is the mother of invention. Give it time. Soon we'll be happy the little fuckers are gone forever.
>>72577866
bees are faggots.
1 chink with a pollen paintbrush does a better job than some faggot bees.
>>72581211
>>72581369
I was the same age as those kids when I saw that movie in the theater and was crushed on the girl, so I felt satisfaction at Culkin's death as the girl was now available again in my mind.
She is still a semen demon to this day.
Anyone have that image of a fat woman covering herself in honey for an art project?
>>72577866
I'm told that the free market will fix it, and that government regulation gets in the way.
Until mass spraying everything with insecticides becomes less profitable little is going to change. Typical approach we take as a society, rich people exploit resources to get richer and down the road others flip the bill. We're led by the profit motive, which leads to: exploit everything and generations later they'll fix it once your dead and can't be held accountable.
>>72577866
If for some reason all bees across the world suddenly died off, I feel completely confident that we would have a solution within a few years. If it would really affect that many crops then that is an incredible amount of money at stake and all that money would find a way to fix it very quickly.
>>72577866
We cant save them
Bees are being affected by the cellular waves of phones. Unless we stop using smartphones and any and all wireless devices. Bees are pretty much guaranteed to be fucked.
>>72577866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9V8VAmwOc
>>72579308
underrated post
This is a easy one
>genetically mutated flies that eat nectar
problem solved, now on to world hunger. Solution? kill the hungry. Shlomo should give me a prize.
>>72577866
No need, we can just replace them with tiny drones that are programmed to cross pollinate.
>>72582521
> now on to world hunger
Its a myth
there is literally enough food to feed every single human being on earth and then some
>>72577866
Bees aren't even the primary cross pollinators though
>>72579807
RIP kid
>>72582668
World hunger isn't an issue of quantity of food, it's an issue of distribution and allocation.
>>72582675
Unlike black people with those really big floppy dicks they have.
>>72582754
It is being purposefully restricted from getting others access to it. Mainly to keep the idiots who dont know any better to depend on them.
Not the bees, not the bees
>>72577866
>2016
>Eating produce
I'm sustained solely on recycled piss and cum.
Fuck bees.
Why is everyone out to kill off nature?
There's no need for this.
>>72582427
Report this fucking faggot. Spamming that dumb fucking youtube vid across pol in unrelated threads.
>>72577866
IIRC they already identified why bees were dying and I shit you not it's because of race mixing. It fucked up their resistance to some pests or some shit which fucked them up and caused mass dying. Now beekepers are focusing on purebreeds.
>>72577866
Their populations are bouncing back though.
>>72582935
so.... distribution and allocation you say? I didn't say it was for noble reasons or anything like that.
>>72577866
>bees die
>Amerifats like myself will rant about not having this and that at the supermarket
>pollination plant opens up
>millions of new jobs
>instead of bees pollinating humans can do it without using harmful insecticide because they are in a building
>???
>profit
You can pay a worker minimum wage to pollinate miles of plants a day. We will always find a way
>>72583379
Did somebody say pay? I can do that!
>>72582935
>purposefully restricted
>Zimbabwe
The problem there is everyone is an utter moron and can't do anything more than a day. The few who actually manage to get something up and running and maintained either gets killed or everything stolen/broken by the other monkeys that surround him.
>>72578540
Post bears can swim miles. Those videos of them getting "trapped" on ice is pure bullshit trying to get you to buy into man made climate change and get behind carbon taxes that will be used to further set up world government and fund it.
>>72579206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c9SqNu7Wdg
This is the best we can do with science regarding dates. Seems grossly inefficient.
>>72584092
well fuck do niggers have to steal everything?
>rock tumblers
>tubs of whey
>lawn tractors
>shop vacs
Same as with every problem. Remove the jew
>>72583791
it was le master fooler post
>>72577866
Honey bees aren't even native to North America dumbass
Populations have been recovering but back when this was a problem it was the verroa mite that caused it
>>72577926
They are the new NEETs.
>>72577866
No need to we can grow all vegetables and fruits in under ground growth factories.
