Does Germany have any "greatest ally?"
USA has Israel
Spain has Ireland
Poland has Hungary
Saudi-Arabia has the USA
And we?
Do one of you guys happen to be our greatest allies?
>>72566768
You're Brussels' top bulldog goyim, if that makes you feel any better.
>>72566768
Turkey?
>>72566768
You guys have Sweden.
>Spain has Ireland
WHAT?!
The fuck are you talking about, dude?
Austria?
>>72566768
france. im not even kidding.
>>72566862
Turkey.
>>72566768
Turkey
>poops on a watering shelf
>wonders why nobody likes it
>>72566768
>Does Germany have any "greatest ally?"
Yes, Russia.
>>72566768
>Does Germany have any "greatest ally?"
yes
>>72566768
Pretty much anyone white secretly wishes you would try again. We've got you back Germany.
>>72566768
Italy I guess?
I don't really know the relations, I'm just going off the whole "axis powers" thing in ww2
>>72567055
Is Poo in the Loo Land not your greatest ally?
>>72566768
Turkey
>>72566768
Our former government. They are gone though.
Our prime minister used to play BDSM with Merkel in Brussel's backrooms.
>>72567090
that not exactly true, most white people with a brain realize Germany fucked us harder than anyone for thousands of years on end.
Israel as our ally is just a fabrication. France was our first ally and still is today, in whatever retarded wars we decide to go into.
>>72567204
This is completely retarded and doesn't take any other factors into account. Nice.
>>72566768
>Spain has Ireland
Combined they still have a lower I.Q than your average nigger kek.
>>72566863
We're neutral, so we're only moral support.
>>72566768
Austria must be your greatest ally, right?
>>72566960
yeah this sadly.
>>72567204
That thread is a glorious manifestation of Winston Churchill himself.
>>72566768
> Germoney, the Father of Europe
> Belgium, the strange uncle managing the family
> France, the pretty wifey
> Austria, the older/younger more traditional brother
> Switzerland who is a recluse in his mountaintops
> Poland, the Kid we used to beat up in school but loves us now, we hang out all the time.
> Netherlands, Luxembourgh, South-Tirol all our cousins and proper bros.
Basically, as a german, I feel for all of these countries as if they were my family, and I strongly hope they feel the same <3 :)
We will always be by your side , my german friend
>>72566768
>not mentioning the oldest allies
>>72566768
You were once a great nation. Now you are a disgrace.
I suggest moving before Murkel makes Islam mandatory state religion.
>>72567377
Hi cousin
you guys have syria
>>72567350
Austria is playing the "neutrality" meme card as well whenever possible.
we're best friends though, well mostly I guess.
>>72567205
Kek, Canada is a better ally than France. Why do Americans always forget about Canada? They are our truest brother and ally. We protect them and they follow us into some of dumbest situations ever. Canada will always be the US's twink boyfriend.
>>72567377
Belgium is the kiddy touching uncle tbqh
>>72567319
other factors like Germans have never been happy to unite under one banner unless they control it?
Thats literally the entire story of Germany. Edgy rebellious faggots mad that they aren't in total control/power and would rather destroy than play along until they have the power. Then once they finally get power they make EVERYONE pay for their crimes.
They are eerily similar to jews when you really think about it.
>>72567579
It's the waloons, right? It's the waloons.
>>72567377
I love all my germany-based brothers and sisters.
>>72567550
We know you like us to be on top and we love how tsundere you can be fampai
>>72567472
and hi to you <3 :)
I actually loved Brüssel when I interned in the european parliament back in 2007! :) Great Place, great Fries.
Though I really hated that all the cunts in the parliament only spoke french. really pissed me off.
Even worse
> Be from Frankfurt
> Frankfurt Main Train Stations does Announcements in German, English, Chinese and Turkish, with translations in the digital signs into even more obscure languages.
> Go to intern in Brüssel
> Figure it's the seat of the EUROPEAN parliament, surely you'll get by with only german, english, spanish and italian
> NOPE.jpg
> every cunt speaks french
> be on trainstation
> EVERYTHING is french and french only
> fuck my life
I was so lost desu :(
>>72567579
That's not DuTroux
I meant, true*
>>72566768
You have Syria.
kek
>>72567680
ugh, whatever. you fucking weirdo.
>>72567666
Yes Mr Satan.
Walloons are worse than the frogs. We, people of Flanders, are true Aryans and brothers of the German people, as we were once, a long long time ago.
>>72566862
Oh, you mean the country that used us as a dumping ground for the human garbage they don't even want in their own country. Truly our greatest ally! Almost as great as Israel!
>>72567338
You'd know a lot about niggers, wouldn't you?
>>72566960
All is lost!
>>72567204
Maybe 4 or 5 reasons to dislike Germany.
6 million reasons to love Germany.
>>72566768
We used to be your greatest ally at the last hour but the jewnited states didn't like it and labeled us as a bad influence.
>>72566768
When the day comes, we'll all have your back Germany.
Don't forget your roots.
But seriously, if spent less time sperging out and feeling all superior and "efficient" maybe you'd not rub people wrong way so often.
If there is one thing Germanics and nordics are completely incapable is to be good diplomats. Maybe it is about time you learn to get along you spaz.
>>72567633
>They are eerily similar to jews when you really think about it.
Thanks.
>>72568189
Seconded
>>72567693
I was in Germany recently (Köhl and Trier). Köln is a nigger shit hole, Trier was pretty peaceful and relaxing. I had a talk with some of the local people and asked them about Belgium. Most of them wouldn't mind if Belgium would become a part of Germany, but with some individual rights. Some even claimed they would trade East Germany for Belgium, because they disliked the 'rise of right wing extremism' in the east. Died inside.
To all krauts online right now, I wish you the very best. Keep going on and one day, you won't have to fear for your and/or your children's future
>>72566768
Turkey.
Even 20 years ago we saw them degrading your cities and destroying you from within. So sad
>>72566768
I dunno about ally but Japan loves your culture (not the Merkelized multiculturalism with the refugees, the REAL German culture)
>>72567633
Oh look! 'murrica is projecting again. :^)
>>72568370
>Some even claimed they would trade East Germany for Belgium, because they disliked the 'rise of right wing extremism' in the east.Some even claimed they would trade East Germany for Belgium, because they disliked the 'rise of right wing extremism' in the east.
I hate this country. I hate it so much. It fills me with repulsive disgust.
>>72568370
Wish you the very best, too, Belgiumbro.
>>72566768
Newzealand is our greatest ally cucboi, have fun with turkroachland
>>72567552
Canada is out step sister, faggot.
Get it through your head. Murica is not fag land, just some of the pathetic cuck Yankee states.
>>72566768
Servus.
Are we not your greatest ally? Do you no longer like our moose poop?
Well, you were one to us until things went bad 70 years ago.
None of our neighbors are good for us. Sweden is degenerate, Russia is Russia, and Norway just doesn't really care which is actually fine with me.
Estonia is pretty based relative country and official supplier of cheap alcohol :D
>>72568810
>Ahmeds poop doesn't fullfill Svens needs
>starts consuming moose poop
>>72568841
slav+mongol union when?
Or actually, let's just genoicde each other instead. It'll be fun.
>>72566768
Russia is the potential ally but the US fears it.
I'm not bullshitting. Le Pen and Putin both talk about a Moscow-Berlin-Paris axis being the next step in European relations. The AfD is also pretty friendly towards Russia.
>>72566768
what is austria ?
also we were pretty good allies until jews took over in '44 and fucked us over, and in turn we fucked you over.
i'm kinda sorry about that
>>72568841
Everything you have is thanks to us. If it wasn't for 700 years of Swedish nurturing you guys would be considered shitty Eastern europeans
>>72569100
I dont think romania ever realy stood a chance when things went on the defensive
>>72569056
Putin won't be in office for a long time anymore, I have no idea what ways the Russian people will walk after Putin. Would it make it easier or harder to befriend the Russians?
>>72569024
I can't figure out what nations you're referring to.
>>72569305
Putin could just turn russia into a monarchy or something along those lines.
>>72568370
> Some even claimed they would trade East Germany for Belgium, because they disliked the 'rise of right wing extremism' in the east. Died inside.
That's kind of funny. Extremely insensitive if that was after the Paris + Brussels terrorist attacks.
>>72569220
Sweden was great in the 1700's, no doubt about this. If you had kings like you had then, you'd still be looked up to.
Recent times just haven't gone really well for us.
>>72569305
Read the Saker, Putin is putting a team together.
>>72566917
This, lol.
>>72566768
MEXICO!!!!
>>72566768
Saudi Arabia? Nah jokes senpai, we want more of your grls here pls, lesbi friends
>>72566768
France hates us likes Jews hate Christians but France is actually our greatest ally.
Jews try to change it into T*rkey.
Austria is our hat. But you only realize that if you are living in Germany. Cunning right?
>>72566768
>tfw nobody has a better bromance than NZ/Australia
>>72566768
We are probably your greatest political ally.
Our foreign policy is basically: "Whatever Germany said, we agree"
>>725669>>72566917
I agree where did op get this from
>>72567338
Billy fucking burgers insulting bout iq and nighers.....fucking merica
>>72569305
Literally Natalia
She's really popular and Putin is really close to her
>>72570467
>nighers
I read this with an Irish accent and it totally worked.
>>72567204
>Western civilization into centuries of darkness
Stopped reading there.
Austria
>>72566768
>Spain has Ireland
I hate those shiftless bastard Spaniards
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>>72570156
>>72569919
>>72566917
Huh?
Wasn't that mentioned here a couple of times in other threads, with Spain and Ireland because of Catholicism and England or whatever?
Well...
Anyways.
>>72566862
>>72566998
>>72566999
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>>72571386
If we liked people just because they were Catholics we'd like Italians
and nobody fucking likes Italians
>>72566768
>USA has Israel
no Israel has the USA
Why do you need allies? Don't you have your friendship and rainbows EU project already?
Why does a country need "allies"? None of the ones you mentioned is nice to the other one just because muh friendship. State relationships have nothing to do with trust, culture, or anything of the sorts.
>>72567445
this x9001
>>72566768
You guys are like 50% Syria now, so that's gotta count for something right?
you guys got lots of friends
>Italy
>Japan
>Romania
>Hungary
best friends4ev....oh wait
>>72567055
Russia would be my favorite ally.
The new axis: Russia-France-Germany. Which is what Putin always wanted and tried to get for ... oh my ... more than 10 years now.
But fuck. West didn't want.
>>72566768
italy
>>72568152
Eichmann's last words before being executed in Israel were... "Long Live Austria. Long Live Germany. Long Live Argentina".
Kek
Get rid of Merkel and we will talk.
I will warn you now - I'm currently in favor of handing your asses to Putin.
And 2 of my grandparents are immigrants from Leipzig.
Færeyjar greatest ally
>>72566768
maybe Iran if Germany wasn't such an islamist shithole lately
Germany killed turks for Georgia :D Germany is Georgia's greatest ally
>>72567552
Canada always sends their squad of soldiers to help us after 1812.
France literally gave us the edge to win the Revolution and has been there since 1776.
>>72569305
>after Putin
>implying there will be an "after Putin" for anyone of us
>>72567633
Look who is projecting
>WE WUZ FREEDUMB AND LIBERTY GUYZ
>>72571832
Based Portugal.
You are way better than Spain.
Ask austrians.
>>72566768
No one.
You're alone.
>>72569305
They've probably got a really based and competent guy lined up but nobody out side of he KGB - Military crowd knows who he is.
