>I know two girls that I Just, adore
>>72543724
>brit posting about american politics
topkek
>>72543724
LOOK AT THAT FACE
>I'm so happy I can see them more
>>72543790
In the game of civilization that's what we call a cultural victory.
>because we travel on the bus all day
>>72543980
>victory
>whole country a reality show
>we get to play
>>72544107
>we get to play...
>>72544142
A show that the whole world is watching.
>>72543724
>>72543933
>>72544107
>>72544176
>>72544224
Imagine the turbo PTSD those girls are going to develop from the repeated foursomes with Ted and Carly.
>>72543724
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY FACE, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-7-sKCpiw
>>72544577
Who is this? I'm asking for a friend.
>>72544349
>foursomes
Get real.
>Carleton and Rafael hate each other.
>Carly has dirt on Ted.
>At least one example is Cruz's affair with Fiorina's staffer
>$500,000 in hush money from Rato to Cara
>Tedophile rents out his already broken daughters to Carleton as part of the deal
>He gets cold feet during the announcement and nearly bails
>Fiorina "reminds" him what's at stake
>"I've been getting very close to Heidi and the girls"
>breaks into song
>>72544335
Not really - only people with at least a mild interest in politics are watching.
Most people over here barely know about the election.
>>72544978
Good thinking.
>>72544752
this shit is scary af
>>72543724
Hey look, its half the dream team of The Booger and the Cougar
Ricky and Lucy
The creep and his veep
The horse's face and ass
The Leaf and the Queef
>>72544752
It gets better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NweM8uts7bQ
>>72547098
I feel so bad for his kids
>>72543724
>>72543933
>>72544107
>>72544176
>>72544224
>>72544750
>>72544978
>>72546841
I literally could not be more erect right now. Why is she so hot, /pol/?
>>72543724
>I never had any children, and I think that I am fit to lead the human race.
>>72547519
Hnnnnngh, just a little more.
>>72544978
I think so too. The half a million dollar donation just smells of some sort of shady deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R4DfyPnE_0
>>72547571
>I know two balls that I just adore
>I'm so happy I can suck them more
>because we slurp on the shaft all day
>we get ball play
>we get ball play
>>72547312
I know for a fact carly has never sucked a dick before.
>tfw you'll never take her mouth virginity.
>>72544752
holy fuck i am so creeped out now
>>72548147
She's obviously a dom lesbian.
Probably whips her interns and makes them eat her pussy
>>72545526
>The horse's face and ass
>The Leaf and the Queef
Kekkers
Poor girls
>>72548466
But they get to play
they get to play
>>72548343
Hot college age interns.
>>72543724
[cackles loudly]
>>72544978
>Tedophile rents out his already broken daughters to Carleton as part of the deal
I don't understand this.
>>72549166
Either Carly is threatening Cruz's daughters if he doesn't play ball, or they were always part of the deal between Carly and Cruz
>Based on how well you lick my box will determine whether you get to keep this internship or if I outsource it to a poo in loo
>>72543724
She has a much more pleasant voice than the screeching cackles that eminate from Hillary.