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Why doesn't Trump grow out a beard or something? Why has
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Why doesn't Trump grow out a beard or something? Why has his appearance essentially remained unchanged over the past thirty years?
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>>72533418
Why mess with success? You sound like a commie.
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Why is op
Such a faggot
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if it aint broke dont fix it
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someone on /pol/ once told me that trump died in 9/11 and we are actually witnessing a clever decoy, i wish i capped it
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>>72533418
DEAL WITH IT
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>>72533418
i mean he looks like some faggot dennis hopper/emperor ming hybrid in this pic

is that what you want?
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Why doesn't OP take a shower, or at least put on clean underwear and wear deodorant?
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>>72533418
because he's not a hipster
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Much prefer this one
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When you reach max level you stop leveling.
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>>72533819
ah yes, the kaczinski. quite appropriate in its way.
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he should shave his head and grow a beard to come off as more intimidating
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>>72533418
>yfw this is the "change" they keep talking about once he wins the nomination
>go from clean shaven, real estate mogul to beardy and presidential as fuck
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>>72533418
Why dont you send him an email anon? After that tell him how to run his empire and which girls to fuck. Actually fuck it, lets just vote for you for president.

The God Emperor realizes beards are for hipster man bun wearing faggots, and are no longer associated with masculinity.
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>>72533418
he looks like Colonel Sanders in your pic - maybe that's why
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Give him a few years
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>Implying he shouldn't shave his head to look more intimidating
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It's been a long time since we've had a bearded president. Think Benjamin Harrison was the last one to have a weird.
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>>72534612
this works

>>72534804
here he just looks like an ugly Lex Luthor
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Donald Trump will be the John McClane of Presidents
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>>72533418
You can't be president with a beard. It hasn't happened for over like 100 years.
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>>72534923

>Implying you wouldn't want Luthor for President to build a planetary force field and have the Justice League pay for it
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>>72534873

I can tell by his eyes he was a no less than 10 drinks a day kind of guy.
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>>72533418
Whatever he does he must chill with the fake tan. Hes constantly looking like an orange.

How can a guy this rich running for president have the worst fake tan in human history?
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What's going on in this thread...
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>>72535301
part of his image, and honestly, it does make him look more healthy than bernie or the other hyper-pale oligarchs even though it's comical. his team is really, really, really smart.
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>>72533418
Could Trump even grow a beard? lol
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>>72533418
He's blonde, light colored beards take time before they start to look decent, time that a man constantly making deals doesn't have.
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He made a deal with the devil to only age up to a certain age, he bartered the devil down to 100 illegal mexican souls.
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>>72535507
He had a son naturally at 60 Years old. You tell me. The guy is practically a 30 year old.
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>>72535301
A lot of that is your shitty display, lr the camera. If you can't see the pixelization there you're a disappointment to us all senpai
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>>72533418
maybe he likes his own look. he looks fine.
beards are for faggots anyway.

I know I don't wanna have a shit beard.
tried wearing a goatee at one point in my early twenties but it sucked too.
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1. we haven't had a president with facial hair in something like 100 years. clean shave looks sharp and professional

2. beards are on their way out. having a beard is starting to make you look like a dirty hipster faggot and the clean shave look will come back very soon.
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>>72533819
Agreed
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>>72533418
SInce women's suffrage, not a single president has gotten elected with facial hair
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>>72534000
If you pulled off that beard, would he die?
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Only dirty commies have beards.
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>>72533418
Beards are for low test betas with weak jawlines senpai
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I would probably vote for him if he grew a beard but right now he's too creepy.
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>>72536568
It would be extremely painful
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