I'm Filipino. How do I make myself look white as possible?
Bleach your skin
>>72530900
Is make-up accepatable for contouring my piggish nose into a skinny nose?
Make crossword puzzles and go on hiking trips
>>72530835
Be wealthy and Christian.
>>72530835
Kill yourself. Hope reincarnation is good to you.
>>72530835
>>72530835
I'm a Native American, so I don't know if this will help you as much. However we managed to dodge the Andrew Jackson shit and most whites don't think i'm not white. Non-Whites think I'm mixed something.
1.
Stay out of the sun. The sun is your enemy. If you do get in the sun use massive amounts of sun block.
2.
Stay slim. When white people get fat they look totally different than a fat person from most other ethnicities. Their fat seems to hang while it makes most of us round.
3.
Wear glasses to hide the epicanthal folds ( your slanty eyes ) , I just wear prescription glasses, and it works well. However, if you take them off during sex or after sex, the white girl you're banging WILL NOTICE.
Tell them you're part Native American, I've also told them part Japanese. I've found the Native American thing is more acceptable than most.
4.
Never bleach your hair too much. If you do, do something with lemon juice or a natural bleaching agent. The lighter your hair, the more obvious it is your skin is dark.
5.
No tattoos or piercings, it makes people look at you differently and they start to look for differences. Yours will be found if you call attention to your self.
>>72530835
Well you already hate yourself, so you are well on your way to feeling white already.
You will never look white though.
>>72530835
Full body white tattoo
>>72530835
cut your arteries and bleed out. You will look paler afterwards.
Thank me later
>>72530835
Do what michael jackson did.
>>72531346
Makeup is fine. If you get caught contouring with makeup, tell people it's acne cream.
>>72530835
>>72531674
Jesus fucking Christ. Just be brown and accept it. The best thing you can do is be a rational, well mannered, and patriotic american/swiss. The self hate in the West really upsets my stomach.
>>72530835
Get a job. Raise your kids. Contribute to society
1) Do nothing.
You're white deep down homeboy.
Flips are the more decent of azns.
>>72530835
why do you want to look white?
Be a productive, law-abiding and patriotic member of your society and uphold western civilization.
>>72532349
t. cuck
Don't dress like a swag fag
>>72530835
>Filipino with colonial mentality
Not even surprised
>>72530835
>He doesn't have Anglo+Castilian genes in him
Feels good to be white in a country full of shitskins
Ez exotic pussy
>inb4 sex tourist
I'm a grandson of a WWII veteran who settled here
>>72532176
I work / consult in Zurich Switzerland ( tech shit ) , I'm not swiss. I am American and Native American with some Scottish on my mother's side.
I don't hate myself, I just like being considered white.
1.
White's get 1st class treatment. When I was in my teens and playing a lot of outdoor sports I got super brown. While I was being super brown, I got accused of stealing shit everywhere I went.
2.
Whites have more variety. Most whites seems to have brown hair and brown eyes, but being white opens up the whole world of natural blonds and read heads. And not just the degenerate ones looking for attention from mommy and daddy.
3.
Whites rule the world. To be white is to be superior. Where ever I go people just assume I know shit because I look white and have an American pass port.
White + American = The Best Life Experience Possible
>>72530835
But filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
>>72532669
>I'm a grandson of a WWII veteran who settled here
So a sex tourist then?
>>72530835
Why? Be proud of who you are.
God knows you won't get that luxury if you look white.
Stop raping and robbing for a few weeks and then slowly peel off your old skin
I want to change my name into something white so I don't have a dirty spic name. What are some good anglo ethnicities to pick names from?
>>72532944
German and Scottish names are the most based.
>>72532944
>Crypto-spics will soon be a thing
>>72530835
Just kill yourself, you'll never be or look white.
>>72532944
John Murdock
>>72530835
>>72531674
>>72532701
What the fuck is wrong with you and wanting to look white? You're like those mentally ill transfags who want to be the opposite gender. You are what you are, don't go against nature.
Just be proud of what you already are. You owe your ancestors the dignity of preserving your own lineage, not being cucks to another ethnic/racial group.
>>72532717
That picture never fails to make me laugh. What kind of logic would ever make someone say that?
>>72532701
Fair enough. You can do whatever you want I guess. It just doesn't seem right.
>>72533198
Considering my ancestors dodged Andrew Jackson's "Trail of Tears" by pretending to be white, I would be insulting my ancestors by not continuing the tradition :)
I'll probably inbreed with a girl back home and continue my tradition of being a Native American pretending to be white.
You can't.
Come back home my man.
>>72530835
Muh colonial mentality
