Sorry, Bernie has a chance
>>72522361
God please yes
>Trump rolls in with 1350
>Bernie forces contested shitstorm
>>72522361
>don't let the winners trick you into believing that we lost
>>72522361
keep dreaming fgt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHS-K7OuLAc
>>72522361
Too late, most Bernie supporters already jumped ahip to SS Clinton
How do you have a contested convention if only 2 people are running. When theres only 2 people, a plurality is also inherently going to be a majority. Clinton will have a majority, even without considering superdelegates
>>72523827
3* O'Malley was running (Back in Iowa.)
>>72522361
>Because. We. Are.
I can just imagine the fat, blue-haired harpy that wrote that.
Anyway, all the Bernouts are now literally invested in his campaign (they think donating to him might mean they don't have to pay their college debt). So it's going to take a lot of them a while to transition through all the stages of grief.
>>72524079
>that last comment in the bottom left
holy shit
>>72522434
this please.
>>72522361
Hillary Clinton is 250 away from winning the nomination.
>>72522361
>SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE!
>*deposts rent check into "Bernie """election"" fund"
>>72522361
you really think he won't get blown out even worse at a contested convention?
>>72524193
>millions of people take out loans for this
>people walk away from the $2700 loans and stick it to Wall Street
It's funny how they think the world works
>Xer, you have to pay off your loan
>No, I walked away from it
>>72523960
Didn't be get like .3%? Does he even have one delegate?
Old Jew continues to take money from fools.
News at 10.
>>72524753
Dunno, Bernouts could go like
"Ignoring all those who voted O'malley is ANTI-DEMOCRATIC, You CIS Patriarchy supporting SLUT!"
And if they chimp out in a "Culturally enriched" Style enough, it could force something.
>>72522837
based college humor
>>72524476
Xir you cannot buy a house.
Xir you cannot buy a car.
Xir you cannot get a credit card.
Xir you cannot rent a home.
But I walked away!
Xir, you sure did, from all of those things.
>>72522361
Don't get me wrong, I'd love nothing more than for Bernie to get the nomination, because the thought of Hillary scares me so much that not even Trump can quite proof me against the terror.
Bernie vs Trump would also be the single funniest fucking race in the history of the nation, frankly it'd be worth the risk of a literal Socialist taking over the country just to see that fossilized kike get up on stage with Donald fucking Trump, and for them to both subtly burn Hillary.
I can already imagine it. They're doing the opening speeches bit, and Trump says "At least it's not fucking Clinton."
>>72525019
don't. they've gone the way of cracked.com since street fighter 3
>>72522361
Maybe if he gets more donation money, Bernie can buy the superdelegates. I'm donating another $100. Match me!
>>72522837
>>72525019
>>72525431
>CollegeHumor does a hit piece on Trump
>"THIS IS 100% ACCURATE WITH NO EXAGGERATIONS WHATSOEVER! WHAT A RACIST HAHA! SO FUNNY LOL XDDDDD !!!"
>CollegeHumor does a hit piece on Bernie
>"THIS IS TOTALLY INACCURATE, CH IS JUST A BUNCH OF ESTABLISHMENT SHILLS, YOU ARE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!"
The liberal cognitive dissonance is astounding.
I sold my daughters clothes, and smarthone to donate to Bernie. That's $500. Match me!
>>72525782
>Implying a Bernout would ever sell their smartphone or their girlfriend's daughter's smartphone
How would you expect them to keep up on the latest tweets?
Alright lads, time to drum up support for Bernie
He either loses and takes a chunk away from Hillery, or wins(lol) and loses to Trump
>>72525592
Well to be honest CH is pretty shit, they maybe have ONE funny video in the sea of shit videos they release on a weekly basis.
>>72522361
Delusional as Cruz and Kasich
>>72522361
>>72522837
Oh good I can post this in another thread. Also fuck you Texas for producing this shitpiece.
http://www.jimhightower.com/node/8895#.VyTFsnprmUk
They've made a unilateral decision that Bernie Sanders must now quit the race for the Democratic nomination. Why? Because, they say: "He Can't Win."
Actually, he already has. Sanders' vivid populist vision, unabashed idealism, and big ideas for restoring America to its own people have (1) jerked the presidential debate out of the hands of status quo corporatists, (2) revitalized the class consciousness and relevance of the Democratic Party, (3) energized millions of young people to get involved, and (4) proven that Democrats don't have to sell out to big corporate donors to run for office.
>>72526466
The media is queuing up this old classic:
>Bernie may have lost, but let's not forget he revitalized the hearts and minds of young American voters - and that may have been the victory he was aiming for in the first place.
>>72525592
did you read any of our posts?
>>72522361
How do they plan to hold Clinton away from 250? That's not hard to achieve.
Send more shekels, goyim
>>72523293
you stole my μιμίδιο
>>72522361
I'm hoping for Bernie to win the nomination actually. Not even because he's an easy opponent to Trump (he'll win anyway) but just on principle. Hillary is a lying harpy, and the entire superdelegate system has handed her the nomination so she barely has to work for it. Neither of them will ever be president, but it would be nice to see some small amount of justice in the mean-time.
>>72527449
>I'm hoping for Bernie to win the nomination actually ... just on principle.
This. I'd rather stand too close to the fire than stick my dick in it.
