This is a thread made at the request of a mobile faggot. Select your nation as soon as possible. There will be a deadline.
Rules: Respond to me with your desire name, your desired color, preferably one listed on the map, and also vote on weather players should start out with one territory or the whole nation that they have picked.
I drew on the map a little so it wouldn't be blocked out for being the same as the request thread's image.
Have fun niggers.
This'll be fun. Thanks.
>Sincerely, Mobile faggot
>>72511786
Yo. So, do you want the start to be individual territories, or a whole nation.
And please pick a color listed on the map. I am color blind and am not sure what cyan is. DW though, I can do these.
>>72511838
Individual territories, makes it more fun.
I actually meant gold, the original image said cyan instead. Damn you, Muscle Memory!
>>72511947
Sure thing. Plugging you in.
>>72511975
Thanks mate.
Could be a very short risk thread after a very long wait.
Bump.
It's not very healthy to have a thread remain on page 5 all the time.
Bump.
>>72512420
Got no idea how to fix it.
Last time I started one it filled up pretty quick.
>>72512476
Ah well. Just keep this thread on life support and we'll survive
Two more muhdudes and I'll mupdate.
One the game gets going it basically bumps itself.
Meanwhile listening to some O' dat FFDP
Fuck it. Emergency mupdate: Life support edition, the amazing bump disguised as a mupdate!
>>72512814
Mauga Sinasina, wanting to become one of the greats, expands his territory.
>>72512814
>russia
>>72512814
Fill Sweden in the name of Tony.
You know, usually Risk threads aren't this barren.
>>72512814
Mupdate: Just fuck my thread up senpai edition
Clearly decalre your roles boys.
The bumps begin
>>72513239
Continue to fill Sweden.
>>72513088
Nice dubs, what a damn shame.
>>72513239
Take over the rest of Afghan and move to Pakistan.
>>72513323
How do the palindromic roles work? Are you digits palindromic or should we just stick to dubs?
>>72513433
Whichever is easier to keep track of.
>>72513519
I'll stick with dubs. I'm not sure how you define a pali
>>72513066
Come on Russia, rolerino before the thread 404arinos.
>>72513552
Chur bro, let's begin.
Mupdate: WHY, CRY, WHEN THREADS DESERVE TO DIIIIE edition
Russia is failing to deliver.
>>72513680
Continue to fill Sweden, spill into the north of norway to fill it from the top.
>>72513680
Invade Pakistan. Hopefully more people join soon.
Mupdate: WAIT AND BLEED edition
Remember to look at the little map on the left and add your bonus to your name.
>>72513862
Keep filling out Pakistan. This is pretty quiet without other people.
>>72513862
Finish Norway and spill to fill Denmark. If there is more then, move into Finland.
Also, feel free to fuck off at any time. I don't want to you to feel obligated to keep a dead thread going.
>>72513942
Nah bro, people will join eventually. Eventually.
>>72513862
Mupdate: Sure hope Kiwi is right edition.
>>72514082
Fill out Pakistan and move onto India.
What can I say? It's Māori Magic!
>>72514082
Fill Denmark and Spill into Finland. If more, then spill into the center of Britain.
Mupdate: Maori Magic edition
Pray to your Polynesian Polytheistic gods.
>>72514155
Gif stolen. Pretty nice.
>>72514082
ROMANIA
any color
DACIAN EMPIRE
Rolling to fill Romania
>>72514462
This is cancer. We got on the first page for a while and it didn't help much.
Fill Finland and spill into the immediately eastern Russian territory.
>>72514510
Savior! And starter of the original thread I believe.
>>72514537
Sorry everyone is in the American risk game but this mup is far superior, eastern europeans are celebrating easter right now
>>72514510
See! I told you someone else would come!
>>72514462
Invade India. You see my friend, I belive in Tūmatauenga, the God of War.
>>72514462
>red
>teafags
>south england
>>72514762
FUCK YES WE'RE GOING NUCLEAR
>>72514462
Dark red
German Empire
Somewhere around Germany
Sorry if the formatting is wrong, let me know I missed anything
>>72514462
Nigger Ebola Zombies
Purple
Ivory coast
>>72514462
>True Jews aka Black Hebrew Israelites
>Purple
>Israel
Mupdate: Blessings from Tūmatauenga edition
>>72514618
Careful not to tread on the poo that is not located in the loo.
>>72514462
I made a post in the american risk game for people to play 2 games so we should get more players here
Can you please reset the map because it's not fair that 2 player are so far ahead
>>72514839
Different color then, I don't care what color, just get me in
Don't worry people that didn't get in, make your role and I will add you in next mupdate.
Expand into Germany, filling territories wherever possible.
Take note that this is the level of specifics I would like you to use when making a role.
>>72514862
Keep invading.
Don't worry bro, I'm not a shithead.
>>72514862
Fill Romania
Spill ukraine
>>72514871
Fine.
Sorry NZ bro, he has a good point.
>>72514924
It may be a good idea to restart to make it fair, but this is a mobilefag so what would I know?
>>72514955
Bro I totally agree!
>>72514862
>>True Jews aka Black Hebrew Israelites
>>Purple
>>Israel
add my last roll cracka
>>72514857
>>72515052
>>72514862
We got 5, start the game
Are you guys ready?
>>72514908
>>72514839
>>72511639
Did you get me, OP?
>>72515052
I bet you to purple nigger.
>>72514845
>>72515121
>>72515204
>>72514862
6 player now, come on OP, hope you didn't bail on us when it's just getting hot
>>72515204
I'm pretty sure he did.
Mupdate, new beginnings edition.
Fuck it takes ages to get all the new players in. We begin roles next mupdate.
All people who could not get their colour got something else. Check the tags.
>>72514862
Keep expanding up north.
>>72515265
He will soon, don't worry. I'll work my Māori Magic!
>>72515281
Keep expanding up north
>>72515281
Fill Romania, poo in loo is a big guy
>>72515281
Keep invading India.
I'll make it mandatory to shit in the streets.
>>72515281
MAKE SURE TO ADD YOUR FUCKING RIPS, AND MAKE THEM CLEAR AS TO WHAT NATION YOU AR OR I WILL BE BUTT FLUSTERED
Fill Sweden, spill into Norway, then spill into Denmark.
>>72515281
>>72515204
Don't think you got me, dude
>>72515281
Head south & East.
>>72515377
Ausbro, You missed one!
>>72515281
Spread into the rest of Israel. It belongs to the Black man once again.
>>72515390
>>72515377
Who the fuck are you two? I told you to make your trips clear. Role discarded.
>>72515420
He didn't, check the map, hes a it south of denmark he's just not red
Mupdate: Tripfags aren't being faggy enough edition
The speed will pick up soon.
>>72515564
Invade Pakistan.
Do you want to have a new flag?
>>72515283
>>72515312
>>72515377
>>72515390
>>72515489
Guys put the names of youe country into your trip like i do
>>72515549
Yup. Jermany got green because I assigned Romania to the dark red.
>>72515420
You were a big boi, I forgot to cut you down. You got some south Afgan territory instead of india.
>>72515564
Fill Romania spill into Bulgaria
>>72515564
Spread into Syria and Turkey
>>72515622
Nah no new flags, straya represent.
I will fill Sweden adn then carry on with my last role
>>72515564
Head south & east
>>72515686
Alright then, just asking because here's mine
>>72515564
Carthage
Tunisia
Green
>>72515789
>>72515564
I rolled straights (789)
can I use it to fill tunisia and algeria?
pls
>>72515789
You don't toll when you join m8
Mupdate: Getting intot he groove edition
Remember to claim whole territories if possible. They give you bonuses which are allocated based on the little map int he left.
Also, REMEMBER TO PUT THE COUNTRY NAME IN YOUR TRIP FFS
>>72515709
What am I supposed to do with that?
>Commie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fill Sweden and then carry on with my previous plans.
>>72515681
>>72515706
>>72515789
>>72515841
LISTEN UP YOU DUMB FUCKHEADS, please be nice and lut your countries name in your trip so OP ca recognize you better, thank you
>>72515564
Any colour
Tajweed Panjab
Horn of Africa (Somalia)
>>72515895
Invade India. Say, do you want a truce?
>>72515895
>>72515967
Notice me Kafir.
>>72515895
>tfw wasted straights
roll to fill tunisia and algeria
>>72515946
Thanks for that. Love that fire.
And one more request, try to keep non roll posts to a minimum. Post what you are thinking in your roll post if you want. It isn't a big deal, just don't unless you really want to.
>>72515895
Fill Romania
Spill into Bulgair and Serbia if miracle happens, build statues to Zalmoxis to get his blessed help with rolls
>>72515895
>Spread into Turkey.
>>72515895
Onward towards Chad.
>>72515946
im pretty sure OP can see the connection between hannibal and carthage pretty easily you stupid inbred gypsy
>>72515991
>B DUNE 1 F(a)g
>>72515641
Then why ain't it on the map?
>>72516069
You are such a retarded faggot you can't even fucking write two words
>>72516200
shouldn't you be in the street begging for money stupid tzigan?
>>72516200
>>72516069
Stop fighting or else I'll whack you with my Tuvaluan Jandals
>>72515895
Northern Poland
Kingdom of Poland
Red
>>72516269
Just to keep it constant just whack Carthage into the name.
And keep non role posts to a minimum.
>>72516317
Can I roll this turn? If yes, filł Poland, Spills to Belaruse
>>72516188
It is.... Just make a role, you will get bigger.
Mupdate: IS this thread full of niggers? Edition
Keep it civil guys, and keep non roll posts to a minimum.
Put the nation name in the Trips, you can remove it later once you get big. And make sure to always have your trip on or I will discard your roll.
>>72515982
Yeah, a truce sounds fine. If shit gets serious I'd like a defensive pact as well. Up to you though.
Fill Norway, spill into Denmark, and then into east Germany.
>>72516485
Invade Tajikistan. Say, OP, want to hear a joke?
>>72516485
TAJWEED PANJAB
>Fill Somalia + Eritrea
>If anything left, grab that little Island just off the coast.
>>72516485
>>72516317
>>72516351
Fill Poland yet again
>>72516554
Mate, We'll rely on each other. New Zealanders ARE like brothers to Australians, after all.
>>72516485
Please fill Romania already
>>72516611
Any Spills go to Belarus
>>72516485
Spread into Egpyt
>>72516485
tunisia, algeria
>>72516636
At last those statues for Zalmoxis worked, spill into bulgaria
>>72516678
Hey Vlad, how about an alliance?
>>72516611
Allies King of Poland?
>>72516566
Sure, in your next roll preferably.
Also make sure you have filled a whole territory before adding your bonus, and also be specific with where you spill. I filling in some of your territories with your spare role this round.
>>72516485
Take Nigeria
>>72516678
>>72516678
Great minds think the same
Allience accepted
>Allies: King of Poland
>>72516615
Make it an Anzac alliance while your at it then Bros?
>>72516738
>>72516710
Great!
>Allies: Vlad
>>72516749
Alright mate.
>>72516864
Alright mate. Just check with OP and then see what happens.
>>72516928
In the mean time ....
Would YOU like to hear a joke?
>>72516648
NIGGER, TRIP!
>>72516965
OH MY GOD YES. Joke for a joke?
>>72517022
Hit me.
>>72517044
A Samoan couple was eating dinner with a couple of palagi couples and they listened while the one palagi man asked his wife, "honey, please pass the honey," and she does so. The other palagi man asks his wife, "sugar, pass the sugar." The wife kindly gives it to her husband. The Samoan man felt obliged to ask his wife a favor with a compliment and says: "Pig, pass the pig!"
>>72517091
Your a fucking coconut aren't you.
>>72517156
Y-Yes...? Please don't hurt me.
Mupdate: Fuck this is hard edition
Put you fucking trips on, or your gone mate, fucking gone.
>>72517044
>>72517022
Yes, an alliance seems fitting. ANZACs unite to take over the brown area of the world.
>>72517091
are you polynesian?
>>72517231
fill algeria
>>72517234
Born and raised!
>>72517231
Spread into turkey.
>>72517231
Fill Polen ya fucken pommie bastard
>>72517293
One more time and you are fucking out of the game, my dude. Role discarded. Use your trip.
Fill Denmark and spill into north Germany.
>>72517231
Keep taking over Tajikistan. Alright, here's a joke:
There was this young man from Upolu, Western Samoa, who came to the States a few years ago to visit his uncle. His name was "Charlie" or "Sale" in Samoan. Sale's uncle, Junior, was very happy to see Sale again. The last time he saw Sale was when he was a toddler. One day, Sale and the uncle went downtown for some errands. As they came back home that day, Sale had a big smile on his face and he went up and hugged his uncle and said, "Uncle, people here in America is love very much to me !!" A little confused, Uncle Junior said, "Oh, yeah.....how's that so?"
"You know, when we was go to da town today, everypody was give to me the cars, the houses and even the food," he replied.
Now, Uncle Junior was very curious to what he meant and said, "What do you mean? I didn't see you talking to nobody!"
"Oka, Uncle, we go... go... go... and see on the side of the road, HOUSE FOR SALE! CAR FOR SALE! and even "FOOD FOR SALE! Yes, I fink .... America is love very much to me!"
>>72517231
TAJWEED PANJAB
>Go for Eritrea + Ethiopia.
>>72517363
>Pali.
>>72517273
are polynesians bro-tier?
why do you all hate each other?
>>72517293
Sorry boss
>>72517424
What do you mean?
>>72517231
Fill Bulgaria
Spill into Greece
>>72517231
Can you please just fill my territories into the green zone in (Nigeria is it?) Thanks.
Also, funnily enough we also triangulate the entire map. Perfect geographically strategic allies.
>>72517462
He's referencing the disdain betweens samoans/Tongans and other rivalries.
>>72517462
bro-tier as in good people who don't behave like niggers
and hate each other as in for example the pointless rivalry between fijians and samoans who are literally exactly the same
Mupdate: Northern cuck rising
Now is a good time to look at the map it he left and use the color code to find out your bonus. Some of you might be missing out.
And sorry if I can't engage heavily in the bants, this takes quite a bit of focus to get done quickly.
Just know that I read everything and am appreciating everything, bring the savagery to the Polynesian humor.
>>72517681
No bro.
I just moved to Australia from auckland a few weeks ago.
I assure you, they are not.
>>72517673
In that case, no. I'm not a Full-blooded Samoan (Although I wish I was), but I am a Full-Blooded Māori. I'm also a bit Tuvaluan.
>>72517716
Spread into Western Turkey.
>>72517716
Fill the german region I entered and spill into Finland.
>>72517757
>check that palidrone nigga
>>72517716
Invade the rest of India; I feel a shitstorm coming our way.
>>72517716
>Continue with Ethiopia.
>>72517716
algeria, spills southern spain going through the balearic islands
>>72517736
what are they like?
>>72517786
Palindromes aren't worth anything, I'm afraid.
>>72517716
Just continue to fill in the green bonus territory
>>72517848
Dubs/Pali = 15T
>>72517716
Fill Greece and Serbia
>>72517833
Savage bro. And a massive percentage are I'd-put-my-fucking-wallet-on-it, clinically retarded.
Like, sub-par iq.
>>72517910
What the fuck are you talking about...
>>72518006
Like, the territories that represent the green zone on the map. It's not clear.
Is it Nigeria?
>>72518001
They're not ALL too bad. Maybe it's because I'm Polynesian and I'm taking offense, but don't listen to me.
>>72518070
You mean carthage?
>>72517716
Dark olive
Finland
>>72517716
dark olive if I can still join
Trump Nation
Poland
>>72518132
Lol don't take offense your a maori.
I mean fobs.
Where do you live?
I lived in town but I know rewa, Kura, etc
Mupdate: Are Polynesians truly retarded? Edition
All of you should read the rules on the map. I now understand what pali's are, and will now be counting them. Straights onthe other hand I do not know, and someone will need to explain it to me in one of their role posts.
>>72518178
No the area represented by the green for bonus territories
I ant to fill that out but it's not clear what country/countries it's across.
>>72518195
Are you sure? I have territory there. Respond if you are sure.
>>72518212
Poland has people in it. I can put you there, but it isn't a good position. Just respond if you are sure.
Also you both picked the same colors.
>>72518277
I claimed dark olive earlier >>72518195
instead of Finland start in moskva
>>72518277
Dude you didn't count my roll>>72517980
I had 17 T's bonus included
Rolling this turn to finish greece and go into Italy
>>72518277
expand into spain going through the balearic islands, filling only one area at a time
>>72518330
Every cuntry you get is wroth +1 at least. I will send you up to that country with your role.
>>72518403
>>72518421
He can take it, I'm gonna go to sleep Thanks though
>>72518234
Auckland. Pretty nice place.
>>72518277
Pali is a number that stays the same when inversed (353,282, 3993, 24742, etc)
Staights is any searies greater than 3 consecutive numbers(123, 234, 6789, 34567, etc)
>>72518277
>>72518480
Take the rest of Nigeria for the bonus territory.
>>72518277
Keep invading India. I hope to have a safe number of territories.
>>72518550
Depends where you live. Where abouts were you?
Out South?
>>72518446
>>72518480
Can you reassure me please that you will add my previews roll that you missed
>>72518487
Goodnight, love you
>>72518663
I wouldn't be too comfortable to tell where I am; All I know is that I live in Auckland.
>>72518705
Of course sir.
Fill Finland, expand into the eastern Russian territories one at a time.
>>72518277
Continue the spread into Turkey.
Mupdate: Check your bonuses edition
Make sure to put your bonuses next to your name. Use the map tot he left to find out your bonus. If your territory doesn't appear on the map, it is worth +1.
>>72518591
Nigeria is full. Remember to be as specific as possible.
>>72518980
Keep invading India. Wanna hear another joke?
>>72518980
continue to fill southern spain then fill northeast spain
>>72519036
Sure, hit me.
Fill that Russian territory, then take the Island int eh Baltic sea. Spill into the Baltic states taking them from north to south.
>>72518980
All of mali please
>>72519036
Nah bro cheers.
>>72518980
Take Italy
>>72518956
Sorry Ill add your role next. Trip on, faggot.
>>72518956
Make another role, and I will add them together
>>72519237
Here goes:
One day there was a Maori, Aussie, Kiwi and a Asian man. They were on a plane. Then the pilot from up front shouted back, "We are losing height. Throw out all the luggage."
So, all the men threw out all the luggage. Then the pilot said, "We are still dropping in height!"
So the African said, "I'm doing this for my country" and then he jumped out the window.
Then the Maori said, "I'm doing this for my country" and he jumped out the window.
Then the Kiwi said, "I'm doing this for my country" and then he pushed the Asian out the door.
>>72519516
Fucking fantastic. Sensibly chuckled. What happened to the Aussie? Did I kill myself two?
>>72519634
Actually bro my bonus is plus 6 right?
>>72519634
Oh shit.
You see, the Asian was supposed to be the one pushed out the window. I removedit so our alliance wouldn't be compromised.
Wanna better one?
Mupdate: Fuck Asians Amirite? Edition
>>72518980
Keep filling russia
>>72519751
Finish off India. I have a better joke coming.
>>72519731
You count it.
>>72519751
Finish off Mali.
>>72519805
Nah we're all good bro.
>>72519751
Fuck you count both of these rolls>>72519802
>>72519805
Here goes another joke:
An Australian, An American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more.
The sheik steps forward and announces: "Because it is my wife's birthday today, she has asked that I spare your lives, on the following terms. You will each get 20 lashes, but will receive one wish before you do. However, since my wife and I admire New Zealand's beautiful countryside, we will allow the New Zealander two wishes."
The Australian is up first, and asks for a pillow to be tied to his back. However, after the first few lashes, the pillow breaks. Then, the American asks for TWO pillows to be tied to his back. Again, they break after but five lashes. Finally, the New Zealander steps forward. "First," he says, "I would like to be given 40 lashes, not 20." The sheik is confused at first, and then asks "And...your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back."
>>72519751
Finish italy
Spills fill the Balkans
Bonus 10
>>72519961
Kek
>>72519961
CYKA
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEE
Finish off the baltics and then expand into Iceland, spilling into the Islands north of Britain, and then scottland
Guys today at 6 PM central US time there will be a risk game on /int/ using this map please join. Also are you doing another round after this or are you guys done playing after this?
>>72519961
Tip toppity kek
Everyone that I have missed will receive reparation points. Sorry for fucking up, but some people in this thread re just completely incompetent. Most of them are gone however.
>>72520248
What's that in NZ time?
>>72520248
It's like, 11PM here.I am just a man, I can only not sleep for so long.
>>72520248
I've got the whole day full of boredem at work today so i'm be playing
It's 16:39 here and will be working until 24:00 so i got a 7-8 hours
>>72520331
Bro it's 1 AM here,
can someone start a new one of these?
Will we do this thread again tomorrow?
>>72520316
It should be like 10 am as a rough guess
>>72520350
After this match you should make a new one so I can join from the beginning
>>72520331
And aw :(
>>72520461
Yeah I know. You are roughly 1 hour ahead of me and it is 11:44 here.
If someone else hosts we can do a new one, after or now. No man can host 2 risk threads in a row. I tried once, I wanted to an hero.
Mupdate: America invades thread edition
>>72520635
Well I have to run some errands, I'll be back in like 30 minutes..would you guys take a bit of a break and then come back? We could play a strictly Europe map
>>72520546
yes, start a new one someone!
>>72520689
Finish off India and the Sea routes there are.
So, will you be hosting the thread again tomorrow?
>>72520727
>>72520735
Are we keeping this one or is there a whole new one?
And are we playing on the American map?
Also play it on/pol/ /int has a post timer of like, 1 whole minute.
Plus I can be banned for saying nigger and kike and sheeeit.
>>72520814
I'm not sure, what time should it start?
>>72520852
Shit, soon we'll have to go to sleep. Well, more me if able to.
>>72520689
Finish italy and spill in the Balkans
Don't kill this thread m8
>>72520899
11 o'clock in my country, maybe. What time can everyone else join in while being not at three in the morning?
>>72520689
One long thin spearhead to all of egypt.
Count the bonuses. Thanks.
>>72520689
Take Ireland, then the rest of britain, and then spill into France.
>>72520689
Fill towards the ukraine
>>72521067
I always count the bonuses.
Mupdate: We /done/ ? edition
>>72521411
Bruh, this is just starting
ATTACK HANNIBAL!!
>>72521411
Invade Somalia. So, when should I wake up for the next thread? I know I sound like a broken record, but I need to make sure I don't miss out.
>>72521546
Well fuck
Guys I'm at the grocery store what should I buy for the risk marathon
>>72521585
I don't know senpai, It would probably be late at night, and the American's organizing that other thread just fucked off.
I might not even host it.
I'll have the same trip, so if I see you in that American thread that would be cool, if I even go there.
>>72521411
Finish all of Egypt.
Then Sudan
Finish off Britain and expand east into Russia
>>72521691
Alright. At the end of this game I'll go to sleep.
Don't forget me, okay?
>>72521685
Burgers and Diet mountainDew
>>72521836
Lol, sure thing, I'll even stick you in my notepad document of notable Trip codes.
>>72521685
That's a good question. Still there? Walk out the back and see if there is a black guy selling drugs.
>>72521685
Eat healthy bro.
Fruit like blueberries and apples are fucking delicious and healthy. Blueberries ramp up the metabolism.
Almonds do too, and they're good to snack on over a long period of time as opposed to binging in a mad session.
And other foods like avocado are solid too desu.
>>72521980
>Mauga Sinasina
Solid choices. That would be the ideal vidya marathon supply pick up imotbhfam
Mupdate: Pretty much just talking about almonds edition
>>72522133
Invade Kazakhstan. Too bad I might not be here for the marathon.
