How can I escape my abysmal life in Iran? I hate Iranians and I'm an atheist.
>>72504800
it's easy
come to germany : ^)
>>72504800
U could always try killing yourself
>>72504800
We dont want you. Too many of you go back to Allah as soon as you get your papers.
>>72504800
Pretend to be a Canadian film director and sneak out ya dumby.
>>72504867
But how?
>>72504966
Do you have statistics to share? Otherwise fuck off. I really don't base my image of Western countries on retards like you. Most Westerners are decent, rational, secular and mind their own business.
>>72504867
They kill apostates in Germany.
>>72504800
Iranians can be good, especially if atheist. I'll take you anon.
>>72504800
>doesn't like shitslam
okay, we can work with this
>atheist
shit, you were so close
Stay in your own country sandnigger
We have enough of you already
>>72504800
I have no idea at all but I salute you and wish you luck.
>>72505141
Cool. I'm planning on making a YouTube show where I bash Iran all the time whilst wearing a mask to hide my identity. If I can cash in on it I can invest it towards getting a GC.
>>72505228
Make me.
>>72504800
Can you get to Beirut? There are lots of US agents/spies/etc. there. You can get a visa easily if you're a "dissident." But this has consequences for your family in Iran, so, unfortunately, it can be a tough decision.
>But how?
Literally just walk there.
Stand up from your desk, pack a bag with some snacks and a change a clothes, and walk out your door.
>>72505389
I don't think it's that easy. Rest assured Iran is not NK, many asylum seekers are allowed to return in case one of their family members die. I can be a dissident but how can I prove it. Besides what can I do when I set foot in the US? I don't have any marketable skills.
>>72504800
Don't move to Europe or USA, we don't want you. Either suck it up or consider suicide
You should join ISIS.
>>72505533
Idiot, he's Iranian. They hate Iranians.
Go to Europe, my friend. Just say you are oppressed and they will give you a Ferrari Enzo.
Go to Korea, Ukraine, Romania... if all you want is to live in a Muslim-free country.
If you're worried about paying for your life expenses, tell your gov you are gay, they will turn you to a trap. And problem solved... free operation + free life expenses until you hate 30 years old.
>>72505515
I don't care if you don't "want" me. You can mistreat me all you want it'll still be better than a miserable life in Iran. lol.
What is it like knowing your people are so fucking dumb your country will look the same in 500 years?
>>72505261
Yeah,you do that...
>>72505590
Wait wait... I think I made this Pepe...
Where you got it from?
>>72504800
#OpenBorders
>>72504800
Kill yourself atheist trash. Iran is a great nation and you are just being edgy. Live isn't good anywhere.
>>72505617
Are you retarded? I HATE IRANIANS. You can literally insult them all day and I would agree with you. So why bother?
>>72504800
Is it true your women have raging fetishes for fat stupid Americans?
>>72505501
>says marketable skills
>is selling self as decent person
>actually understands large portion of situation
look dude, I'm not saying commiefornia's great. Not by any means. But you gotta come over here and sell insurance. No lie pham, save up enough, go grab a real estate/finance license or go for a big company that lets you do commission or whatever and sell, sell, sell.
That's all I have to say, do what you will with it.
>>72504800
>>>72504966
>Do you have statistics to share? Otherwise fuck off. I really don't base my image of Western countries on retards like you. Most Westerners are decent, rational, secular and mind their own business.
As soon as you have your first son with a white woman youll want him to stay away from pork. Youll want to leave the country as soon as you see how emasculating a western marriage can be. Then youll get a brilliant idea , islam can solve this issue and it should be spread by the sword.
BTW what will the 3 wives you leave behind think? Dont fuck with me i know you have them.
Then there is worryimg about whether youre a spy. Oh well i heard the secret police is hiring more peolple ciz of this shit
Maybe i should apply? I already found one person of interest.
>>72505653
Pepes are not made or created, they will themselves into existence.
>>72504800
Iranian born Armenian here. Took me 4 years to legally immigrate to the US, but totally worth it.
Do it.
>>72505709
Must be fun knowing you come from people like that and have to escape to a place where you can leech off the generosity of more intelligent races.
>>72505620
>Can't even use a proper tree for their lynchings
>>72504800
Aren't there many of you though? I thought that the young population in Iran is basically immune to religion.
>>72505724
Oh yeah. Every sexually oppressed girl from shitworld countries wants American dick. But these retards won't put out until you marry them and to be honest if you want a kitchen slave you should seriously consider it.
Research how to move to Europe or the US.
Though I'd go with Europe because the US has a bone to pick with Iran.
The UK is putting up some heavy restrictions for non EU migrants, so don't bother with them. Germany may be a good place to go or Sweden.
I'm serious and not meming.
>>72505730
Exactly.
You will come to a western country but still act like a Muslim scum you are demanding Muslim lifestyle in your new country.
Stay where you are.
>>72505725
I have a very thick accent and I'm brown. I may fair in telemarketing though it's going the way of wetcupping. I have to try my hardest to learn programming before I become an asylum seeker. In fact I'll sign up for C++ classes this very evening. Thanks.
>>72505757
What did you do? How much did you have to spend in the process?
>>72505874
>the US has a bone to pick with Iran
Yes, Iran, Russia, and Assad must be put in their place. We must secure our """interests around the world""". Don't worry about Yemen, Saudi Arabia, or Turkey. They're our strong allies.
>>72505822
Why would they be, it's a theocracy?
>>72505822
lol no. If this was the scenario this government wouldn't last long. What I see is yet another generation that parallels "Arab spring". Hopeless.
>>72505973
I live in los angeles and there's a big Iranian community here. You can make it, believe in the myth of America and the west, we need fresh hopeful souls to fight against nihilism.
>>72505899
>>72505730
I guess it isn't religion you're concerned about eh? It's blood. Racial purity. He's genetically inclined to terrorism.
Your racist views are shitty and you should feel bad.
>>72505794
I guess they don't want atheist or gay or murdering scum shitting their vegetation after their muscles relax.Cranes are easier to wash...
>>72505874
There are too many Muslims in these countries. That's exactly what I'm trying to escape from. If I go there there's a high chance that I will be grouped with Islamaic people and I don't want that.
>>72505858
I've always wanted a lil' Esther waifu to parade naked in front of my royal court (aka /b/) and give to my children.
Count me in.
>>72506141
Then go to East Asia. Learn Japanese or Korean and get a translating job or whatever you have a degree in.
>>72504800
>life in Iran
>I'm an atheist.
aint they gonna cut your head off if they find out?
>>72506203
I would literally go anywhere that isn't a Muslim country.
>>72506207
Should I not be?
>>72504800
seek refugee in north europe. my ass is open.
>>72506313
Can I really do that? As I said I'll do anything and I'll go anywhere that isn't a Muslim country. But first Iran is not at war with any country and besides I don't want to live with a bunch of dirty Muslim Arabs until my papers get through.
>>72506444
You are a piece of shit and I hope Poseidon drowns you in the ocean on the way over.
>>72506444
What's your name? (If it's a common name it's safe to share). I work at the TSA, I can add you to our list of fliers that will fast track you here
>>72506313
legitimately lul'd
>>72506731
Can we talk? Like, email and such? Thanks.
You can have mine first: [email protected]
>>72504800
Start an atheist revolution :^)
>>72505108
Pretentend to be 17 and born on 01.01.1999
Every third """"Refugee"""" is born on this date.
So no one woupd suspect something wrong.
And even if you look like 40, no one would bat an eye because they are afraid to be called Nazi.
Come and get your 2000€ in Cash per month and white women for "will fucken" when entering the border
>>72506444
What color is your skin? The browner the better. Come to any cucked Western European countries and say you are gay or a sunni running away from evil shia government
>>72506986
>>72507017
Guys I need real genuine help, not dank memes pls.
>mfw /pol/ is helping brown people into their country to leech off them.
What the fuck is wrong with you cucks.
>>72505709
I kinda like Iran, intersting language and nice landscape, so whats pissing you off most to make it short?
Also try starting an atheist movement. If it works that might better your situation, if not you have a good reason to be accepted in other countries, Germany is full of refugees one more or less doesn't change anything but go somewhere else IMHO, because weather is total shit here.
>>72506943
Yeah, it's 2am though here, so I'm about to crash. I'll shoot you an email in the morning, inwrote your email down, so feel free to delete it
>>72507079
It's not meme my friend.
>>72506444
>refugee in northern europe
I thought you wanted to go to an atheist/ non-muslim country? You might want to reevaluate that plan
come gay marry me bro
free citizenship....
no homo shit though
>>72505108
>westerners
>secular
>>72507079
It isn't a Meme with the Birthday date.
Thats actually true.
And """"refugees""""" get more money than i am for living and studying at University.
No shit, this is paradise for These scums
>>72507129
I just don't like these stupid Muslamic people. They're lying, cheating, thieving conservative assholes who would rather kill their daughter than have her roam free. Women aren't much better. They guard their vagina like they keep rubies there. I'm just tired of living with them. I hate Arabs but I hate Iranians more. They're worse than Saudi Arabians in terms of culture.
Also, I despise Iranians. An "atheist revolution" won't change anything. They may change their religion but now they'll kill people for believing in God instead. Because they're worthless composite of everything wrong with humanity.
>>72507168
Thanks.
You could join the rebel movement when we liberate Iran from your Ayatollah, and you could even be trained by the CIA maybe.
Either way. If you cannot get out within the next 3 years, be careful...
>>72507392
I don't really care that your country is destroying itself by letting in a foreign destructive culture but if you want to genuinely help someone who may be killed due to his beliefs I'm your man.
>>72507079
Guys
Shes is a fucking spy! Dont do it.
>>72507470
I can change the government but can I change these ugly people? Even without an Islamic government they'll keep up their traditions of FGM and arranged marriage.
>>72507492
Thats what every fourth got refugee-status on you tard.
They said that they are converted to christianity and dont belief in Allah anymore.
Google it.
>mfw we keep telling the iranian not to come because he isnt wanted
>doesnt realize if he comes to any white majority country this is how he will be treated
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XupY6l9zlPU
You shouldn't hate your people anon
There's plenty to dislike I'm sure, but that can be said about any nationality. More than enough things to hate about Modern Americans, but there's plenty of history to respect and nothing will get better by being bitter. Plus I'm a Texan and our heritage is kick ass.
You're a goddamn Persian though. Incredible history there. Even today, for all the shit in Iran, it stands basically on its own against the west, and against the Sunnis. Sure it gets help from Russia, but it still takes the brunt of western aggression, for being its own thing. There's something to respect there.
Being an atheist must be very difficult there, I don't doubt. Things can always change though, and Iran's future is far from certain.
Stay and be the change you want to see, and stop hating who you are, and instead try and improve your tribe.
Because we don't want no plateau niggers here in Texas
>>72507405
Never heard of that before. can you still recommend to go on vacation in Iran? Thought about cycling through the country to understand it better.
Also with that opinion you might have a chance at some conservative party in the west. They are looking for people like you who can bant over Arabs safe from being called racist.
>>72507575
lol. You're just spinning this on the go right? Your government is not retarded. Those refugees have to leave once their war is over.
>>72507601
Listen you can mistreat me all you want, I don't care. Life in hell is better than life here.
>>72507607
Read -> >>72507694
>>72507624
You don't need to understand Iran. You don't need to anything it. Just hear it from me, Iran is worse than hell.
>>72507641
>Your government is not retarded.
Not completely, but let's say they're trying to make it hard to understand their actions.
>>72507694
I can't help you because I'm poor atm. But I'd support a fellow atheist still though I don't know with what, keep up the good work though
>>72507846
Raise awareness about how shitty Iranians are Tell your fellow students not to associate with Iranians on the campus. They're the worst.
>>72507777
هاهاها. شما هرگز نمی توانید ایران فرار کنند. ما را قتل عام خواهد دوست دارید یهودیان!
درود بر شما !
>>72504800
Get on a plane? I've met a few Iranians and all of them were either atheists who finally felt like they could breathe.
>>72504800
Are you pretty girl?
>>72504800
>atheist
Literally no better than Muslims. Stay in your shifty third world country, faggot.
>>72508047
Only if it was easy as that. Australia hates Iranians especially atheist ones for some reason. They keep arrivals in Christmas Island. Of all the places I wish to go Australia is the least safe, as they are not decent enough to let Iranian asylum seekers leave their prisons.
>>72508018
I'd first get excluded from social life then thrown in prison for inciting social outrage and racism. No shit. Can't do that. The mechanisms in our countries are similar, maybe more or less strong and centered on other ends of the spectrum but the mechanisms always work the same.
>>72508098
Are you edgy now? Retard.
>>72504800
Are Persian grills cute?
>>72504800
Move to Turkey.
>>72508199
Atheism leads to moral decline and liberalism. It's a cancer. Fuck off.
>>72508172
Fuck off, we're full.
New Zealand, UK & Canada are very welcoming of your kind though.
>>72504800
Convert to Judaism.
>>72504800
That globalist mentality is whats fucking up our world
Stay the fuck where you belong nigger
I love the fact that refugees moving in from these countries are conservative. Hahah those leftists don't stand a chance now!!
>>72508199
If you're not going to accept white jesus then fuck off. We don't need more neckbeard democrats here. And we sure certainly don't need backwards muslims
>>72508172
>especially atheist ones
I see you know nothing about Australia, good talk.
>>72507777
I don't want to mistreat you. If you came here I'd treat you with the upmost respect. The last thing I'd want is for you to get the impression Texans are selfish uppity niggers. As a guest in my land you're entitled to the highest duty of care and courtesy.
But you shouldn't be more than a guest. This land is for my sons, and their sons. My fathers fought and died for it. A few hundred men looked certain death in the eyes of the ramparts of the Alamo and said "yeah, give us all the hell you've got." Just to buy time, for a ragtag group of Anglos and Tejanos to get together and defeat a much larger force, proving not only that they had no right to this land anymore, but that Mexicans couldn't organize a siesta without getting their shit rekt.
Your fathers have not done this. It is not your land, and you can't have a piece of it. If you'd like one, well sonny Come and Take It.
I am really sorry Iran is a shitty place to live. But don't ask me for my home because your fathers gave you a bum deal.
Come to Bosnia, you don't need a job or anything and you can survive on 2 dollars a day like we do.
>>72508388
>white jesus
Jesus was a brown jew, the religion he created is literally a semitic one(arabo-jewish)
>>72504800
Iranians are bro, especially apostates.
Best bet is to leave your shithole.
>>72508172
Please redpill the rest of the Middle East that Australia is bad place. We encourage refugees to immolate here. We even deport refugees that have been accepted because they play up. Go to Canada. Weed Man will accomodate you there.
>>72508497
That was fucking beautiful, anon.
>>72504867
this. you sound like a cool guy
>>72504800
Come to Australia, we will put you up in free accommodations in Nauru ;)
>>72505261
smart move
you: 1
iron: 0
>>72505202
>trade one religious fanaticism for another
fuck off cucktian
>>72506059
Should we bring you democracy? We probably getting ready to, we have been preparing since Iraq...
>>72508564
>tips ten gallon hat
>>72504867
>>72508581
You guys are the reason my sisters laugh and joke about how they could never be with a German 'man' because they're all such tolerant liberal pussies. How about you grow a spine instead of telling brown people to come take your money. Fucking disgusting. What happened to your country.
>>72504800
Fix your own country. Don't be like the people you hate
>>72508967
acting like anything hapening in Germany after WWII wasn't your fault. Please US of A, the entire indoctrination machinery here was built by you. You can't expect that from most people when they had to take this indoctrination from when they were little kiddos
>>72504800
I feel for your situation. Canada is probably a good place for you. I know you say you don't like Iranians but there are a lot of secular Iranians in Vancouver. It's a very expensive city, but there are a lot of high wage construction jobs, it's hard work (not super hard work) but it's a decent life regardless. I wish you the best.
>>72509091
You could have won the war, Hans
>>72504800
Faisal Saeed Al-Mutar gets people out of mudslime countries, but only if they about to kill you. i think
>>72505607
USA wants you, come here poor Persian.
>>72509091
then you are not a man. men reject such faggotry and at worst only pay lip service while biding their time
if you allow others to think for you its your own fault dont blame us. enough rejected the medias take on things and trump is in the lead.
>>72509091
a lot of you Europeans are such faggots. I accept that my country, my people are responsible for such prevailing liberal sentiment across society. Blaming the US, which despite it's faults still has a spine is just an easy way out. I'm going to basically every Western European country this Summer on vacation except Belgium and Germany, this is hardly a coincidence. You people are just so dysfunctional, Canadians would still rather take after Western Europe than the States--it's just laughable.
>tfw OP spends his life dodging trash cans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugeczCkHgGE
>>72504800
Don't move to South Africa, that's for sure. Worse than the middle east I tell you.
>>72509091
You don't believe we have a strong left presence in the media here that constantly tries to subvert and indoctrinate the youth in this country as well?
You're claiming we're responsible for manufacturing this massive public opinion shift in your country with propaganda...well how do you think our country got so efficient at it? The males here have their masculinity constantly attacked and plenty are still conservative. I have no respect for a male who doesn't come out conservative regardless of what the media tells him.
>>72504800
Leave.
/thread
>>72504800
Reported to your central government. Enjoy the lashings, degenerate.
>>72504800
Lol get genocided already
>>72506943
maybe don't try apply for asylum with klashnikov in your email address
>>72509761
Thanks for that beautiful flag.
