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hey /pol/, should i jojn the military?
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hey /pol/, should i jojn the military?
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>>72492528

What is your reasoning for wanting to do so?

To defend your country out of love for your country?

Wanting new life experiences?

My brother joined the Marines and he also told me that if you want to join the military, army, etc, you should always have clear reasons, that it doesn't matter what your personal reasons are but as long as your reasons are clearly understood by you. He always said don't join if you have hesitation or doubt.

It's truly up to you and what you wish to get out of joining.
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I want to join after college because I believe conscription should exist, at least some sort of federal service, and what kind of fag am I if I can't live by my own words.
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>>72492528
There is no current war. If you want to get fucked over everytime jamal beats his wife or gets a dwi then go ahead. Peace time military sucks and you will look forward to getting fucked with.
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>>72492743
i want to fight
and defend my country if need be
and gain discipline
learn to shoot, and work
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But if you get kicked out or come out as a mental case you''re on your own.
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>>72493446
This 100%.
>>72493519
>gain discipline
That a good reason.
>learn to shoot
Not a good reason. You can do that anytime you want now.
>and work
GET A JOB. You will learn.
What are your real reasons? Those cant be the real ones.
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>>72493519
Literally the mentality of a sheep, and a drop out. You know not everything is always about fighting and killing people. If you need discipline through the military at this stage of life you should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>72493446
That's bullshit. During wartime there is no real time to become a professional soldier. Promotion is out of necessity.
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>>72493813
I did my time from 07 to 12 and that's a fucking fact. My last year was garrison bullshit like JOB inspections and chinese field day. fuck off
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>>72493808
fuck you leaf
what do you have to fight for?
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Yes if you wanna fight for Israel and Zionism.
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>>72492743
>>72492528
I want to join the military so I can learn music
How do I become the bugle boy
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>>72494043
Well back in 03-07 we had a war going on.
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>>72492528
Join the Chair Force and protect furniture worldwide.
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>>72494230
Yeah nigger. I went over twice and you should know that garrison bullshit sucks. If you're not training for a pump then you get to look forward to a boot lt or a motarded snco to fuck your shit up over gay shit.
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>>72494141
do succ of dick to sergeant and chaplin, you'll be blowing horns the rest of your military career.
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>>72494331
>If you're not training for a pump then you get to look forward to a boot lt or a motarded snco to fuck your shit up over gay shit.

That is what the army and marines were all about pre 9/11 and people still joined.
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>>72494526
True but when you realize that there is a difference it adds perspective. I loved my time in but I would only go back in if there was a war. I guess there is something for everyone if they don't know any better.
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>>72492528
If you have to come here, because you can't figure that out on your own, please stay home.
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>>72493519

Those are great reasons, man. I'd say go for it. People like you are why I love the US and Her citizens.
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>>72493805

What better place to learn how to shoot than learning from the armed forces? I'd prefer to learn how to shoot from people who're trained to use firearms as part of an obligation than some Henry be-careful-it's-loaded Johnson type of individual at a gun range.
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>>72494331

You did two tours in Afghanistan or Iraq?
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>>72495793
I did two in Afghanistan. I wish I didn't get put as rbe for my units last iraq deployment.
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>>72495734
As a vet, good civilian shooters will be better shots than the majority of the military.

Joining the military to learn about firearms is just about the worst reason to join.
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>>72495734
Kentucky windage nigger. Seriously, unless you are even able to get into an MOS that values precision shooting, you will be trained to the lowest common denominator. Making a shot at 500 yards on a 12" target is not that cool. Suck a cock you know nothing faggot.
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>>72492528
If I were you, I would not, boot camp looks daunting.Especially the first days. Weird phones and stuff.
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>>72496495
>but muh bone structure and iron sights
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>>72496643
>muh training! i could kill osama at 3000 yards cuz range master showed me how to put my magazine in!
>muh acog! killing sandniggers at 5000 yards with FIBER OPTICS, o btw i paid for it
Eat a cock.
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>>72492528
You should probably wait until Trump is elected before joining the military. A lot of the issues and dangers that concern the Nation are domestic. You can consider joining border patrool or homeland security, assuming that Trump is the next President.
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>>72493808
A
FUCKING
LEAF
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>>72492743
Your brother is absolutely right. Why put yourself in a place without knowing your purpose?
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>>72496999
>muh trijicon and combat reloads

also nice trips
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do it faggot
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>>72492997
>I want to join after college because I believe conscription should exist, at least some sort of federal service, and what kind of fag am I if I can't live by my own words.

I feel this urge, I'm keeping this as my backup as law school fails, if I fail my initial purpose in life, then I must give it up to a better cause.
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>>72497162
This is not inaccurate.
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>>72497328
Fuck thats pitiful. See you in the bread lines.
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i want to go pewpewpewpewpew, that's why i want to join
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>>72493519
Don't follow the meme.
Try life out prior to making this decision.
Set goals, imagine who you want to be.
Live that shit first. Don't go into something because you think with will give that to.
You have to get it for yourself.
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>>72498349
What if you're going in as an officer?

I was thinking about joining after i graduate for NUPOC. But it just seems like a trick set up by the marines to get engineers to enlist
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>>72498624
navy not marines. i cannot into branches of military right now
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>>72498624
nukes live a really depressing life in fleet. Trust me. I'd rather get blown up, than be nuke.
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If you actually feel like you should, do it, but if you have any doubts at all, don't and save us the trouble of having to deal with your whining once you reach your unit.
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I'm enlisting for Airborne Infantry after I finish my Bachelor's
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>>72498723
this desu

being a nuke officer is about the worst experience anyone can have in the military

they pay you a shitton though
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>>72498792
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

now give me some generals quarters i just saved the world
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>>72492528
yes kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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>>72498723
i wouldn't do it as a career.
More like training and experience for the private sector.
Its a rather short commitment 3 years of training then 3 years of active, if i remember correctly.

Either that or move to china and help them fuck around with their power grid.
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>>72492528
if you are posting this question here. you should probably dont do it.
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I would never join the military. Only bitches do that. Watch some videos about military life, there is a caste system and the lower people constantly get treated like shit.

I work in the private sector, and I do whatever my boss tells me to. If my coworkers try telling me what to do I can tell them to fuck off. I am only a bitch to one person.

In the military, they are everyone's bitch. Some guy comes up with more stripes than you and he can treat you like absolute shit.

Fuck that highschool clique shit.

Every time you see one of those military dicks with their stupid haircuts pretending to be all stoic just remember that they got yelled at like a little bitch at their job.

"O'CONNOR, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS UP THAT HILL NOW!"
"S-s-sir, yes sir!"

Sorry, but I don't respect little bitches.
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>>72498349
What if life up until now has been a bitter disappointment?

No friends, no noteworthy accomplishments, no relationships, no life experiences. It's turned me into a jaded asshole.

I'm in community college studying engineering at the moment. I can't pull my head out of my ass for 2 seconds long enough to study - I simply don't have the work ethic nor the discipline. The fact that made me realize the rest of my life would continue this way unless I can somehow get my ass in gear.

Tell me, would service in the military fix my problems?
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army bases should have strip clubs. i want to see some officer's daughters titties
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>>72498824
>enlisting when you have a bachelors already

Why?
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>>72499134
You sound like a nerdy bitch. Is that why you hate "men". If you werent alt right youd be a feminist.
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>>72492528
Yes. 68W here. I ship out to boot camp in september
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>>72499134

>If my coworkers try telling me what to do I can tell them to fuck off.

You do this in the military too, the only people you listen to are people who outrank you in your chain of command.
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the army is going to become outdated eventually due to technology. i advise people to join the navy. they'll never make the navy smaller. because china. and the air force. one day it's just going to be air force navy and marines
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>>72492528

Honestly wait until you see who the next President is.

>Hillary would make you die in a worthless war
>Bernie would make sure your life is a living hell if you're white like in Carters days
>Trump would make sure you're taken care of.
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>>72499134
Someone mad because no branch would take his fat ass
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>>72499840

>the army is going to become outdated eventually due to technology

Maybe 100 years from now when we have fucking terminator-tier robotics.
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>>72499165
Are you willing to change?
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>>72499946
more like 20 years
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I've been in a bit over 7 years. Joined the navy, got in to exw, been to a few different countries, and have worked with every branch.

Ask questions a bit more poignant than "should I join" and you may get better answers. What branch? What interests you? What are your ultimate goals?

Wake island to stay on topic.
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>>72499983

You're overestimating the advancement of technology.

We won't be replacing people with robots in 20 years.
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>>72500061
you won't but the people deciding budgets will. robots are cheaper because they don't have to train them and if they get blown up, that means more profit to the defense contractors who makes them
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>>72499410
t. faggot
>>72499480
t. faggot
>>72499896
t. faggot

>>72499134
This actually how it is. Not as bad as he makes it seem, but it really happens like this.
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>>72500026
looks a lot like Dgar
You guys also only have one nex and one bar?
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>>72492528
Decide after election or WWIII starts.

right now, not so much.
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>>72500170

Unless the robots think on a level equal to a human being they are useless in the position of a soldier, and even if they could somehow magically make terminator-tier AI and robotics to replace me in the next 20 years I'll already be retired from the military anyway.
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follow every Jewish American and join the IDF, defending a nation of shitheads who look at you as a tool and who really don't give a shit about you! Look Hot women you'll never fuck because you're not jewish! Joining the US Army will get you in the same place except your wife will cheat on you!
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>>72492528

So you can fight the $wars for the jews and ruin millions of lives?

Fucking cuckboy.
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>>72500336
japan is our allies, guess who's going to give those robots the ability to think like a soldier?
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>>72500026
I have qualifications in IT already (AA, Bachelor's on the way), but I want to serve. Would it be worth it to try to apply those skills in the military and get some more varied experience (already have just under two years exp working in IT)? If so, what branch?
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>>72500412

Not Japan, it would be strategically foolish of them to give us that technology, even if they are our ally.
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>>72492528
>posting on /pol/ for verification like some dumb whore
You wouldn't last 2 weeks in basic.
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>>72500494
foolish for them not to give it to the only power that can save them from china
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>>72500541
t. chad strongman
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>>72500777
nice digits
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>>72500557

If they could mass produce ultra advanced hyper intelligent robotic AI capable of wielding heavy weaponry and performing combat operations I don't think they would be very scared of China.
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>>72499960
I don't know, they say the military drains you of your creativity and individuality.
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>>72501026

Maybe if you are easily influenced, I'm still the same individualistic prick I was before I joined the Army, the only difference is that now my hair isn't allowed to touch my ears.
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>>72501017
japanese steel is shit. they don't have the raw materials that america has to produce a bunch of robots
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>>72492528
Yes, like every other loser.

You'll find Manhood and maybe some engineerin, ohh, and dem benefits in the military

Pic related
>Hitler.jpg
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>>72501112

They could just, you know, import it.
Global market and all that.
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>>72501247
from who? when china is blocking their trade routes
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>>72492528
Join the Marines!
Fight for Israel!
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>>72501283

>China blocking Japanese trade routes
>Without invoking the wrath of the United States of America

Unlikely.
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>>72492528
Let me guess, you landed a few quick scopes in Call of Duty now you're wanting to elevate the experience

FUCKING bootlicking, govt mooching losers
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>>72501365
what do you do for a job then you fucking loser
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>>72501355
china can easily overpower our navy if they wanted. that three gorges dam? shit isn't for electricity.

they dammed it up to create a lake deep enough for submarines, aircraft carriers, all built in secret in the sides of mountains. china isn't stupid
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>>72501408
Of course we're all god-tier electrical engineers

>Australia again, no surprise. White niggers under the sun
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>>72501450

>china can easily overpower our navy if they wanted

I didn't know I was talking to a complete retard. I'm sorry, I'll excuse myself from this thread.
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>>72501301
Fat college student/neet trap detected
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>>72501512
a retard with the mind that can dissect strategies, you're just too old school to understand how much the world has changed
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>>72492528
Yes, the USMC is a great thing.
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>>72501365
Denied at meps
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>>72501589
probably neet alot of anti military faggots havent worked a day in their life are still in college or think they're better than they actually are because they do some boring job no ones heard of
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>>72501604
please tell me more about china's great fleet of aircraft carriers built in underground lakes
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>>72500541
Army basic is super easy, Marine basic isn't as hard as it looks in the movies, Navy and USAF have retard basic.
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>>72492528
Looks like fun until you get hit or blown the fuck up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDxpST8EU8
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>>72501652
Regrettably missing out on the Action Jackson tour
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>>72499326
a duty to my country
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>>72501727
that's where all the money actually goes, those empty hi rise apartments that nobody lives in is just to fool the rest of the world
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>>72492528

You should, I did. It's a great experience and you'll meet new people.
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>>72492528
if trump wins
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>>72501604
ask yourself do you really china's military would beat the U.S navy if you think yes you should probably bash your head against a wall a few times it might make you smarter
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>>72501757
Everyone who is butthurt and says that Marines fight for Israel was denied at meps for being fat
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>>72501833
if they have more submarines and more aircraft carriers, then yes
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>>72500200
Not dg, never been there but would like to just because.

>>72500418 honestly it in the military is bullshit. If anybody has issues, we call it's who refer it to nmci, then civilians come fix our shit. It's less glorious than megacorp it people, which is shit.

If you want computers and feel goods, think about is. It's still gay, but with some intel cool factor I guess
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>>72492528
wait till a year or two into Trumps presidency for him to uncuck it. I will probably try to become an officer after serving cuck Obama as enlisted.
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>>72501856
Lol good input fag.
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>>72501694
I know, I think it's funny. If makes me feel better about myself knowing that the only people who don't appreciate my service are the westboro baptists, weird tranny neets, and autistic IT students.
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>>72501774
Why not go officer then? Better in every way compared to enlisting.

>>72501779
oh, I see. Where do they hide the hundreds of thousands of tons of steel per aircraft carrier?
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>>72501950
Amazing reply dude. How many push ups can you do? I don't think your faggot ass could last one fucking day in the corps.
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>>72501999
in fucking mountains. it's not that damn hard to make a factory in mountainsides. look at norad
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>>72501999
I wanna be in the shit

I don't wanna sound like one of those guys but yeah
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>>72502062
Well if you really wanna GET SUM don't be air assault.
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>>72502062
You sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHU-_OhT8g
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Navy sailor here. Ask me anything.
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>>72502062
you kinda missed the date on getting into the serious shit. on the offchance you actually deploy to aghanistan, there's an even smaller chance you'll actually see any real combat. don't waste five years on a fraction of a percent chance to do anything real.

>>72502054
right, my bad. so are the carriers still up in the mountains then? or are they out sailing the ocean somewhere?
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>>72502152
I'm not really a Marine type if that's what you're insinuating

AA gets a lot of active combat deployments from what I've read

>>72502155
I really do. Life just seems so mundane and I'm getting pleasure out of nothing. I feel like I need this to either give me that enjoyment or possibly make me appreciate civilian life more.
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>>72502328
they're in the mountains. why let the enemy, err america know what they have?
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>>72502062
Honestly, it's not what you think it is. Knowing what we know with technology and video and stuff of what actually happens, and still wanting it, I understand. And I know telling you now isn't worth it won't change anything, but, you don't want it.
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>>72502309
What rate?
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>>72501856
Lol.

You join the armed forces when you have no other options in life, earn some bad-ass of the year badge (when most activemduties actually do nothing), earn your place in a parade down Main St., and a lifetime of dem benefits.

at the very least you really trust this government; willing to die for what they tell you on CNN? I presume you do, running blindly into bullets so someone can call you brave...

Why even ask you questions when you're just a minion following order?... That's right, all because a brochure said you're laying it all on the line, dying for muh freedoms
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>>72502045
Let's see that cac tryhard.
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>>72502385
so they have what, ten? a dozen? two dozen? carriers just stuck up under a mountain somewhere? How would they even get them out?
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>>72502454
OS2, you?
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>>72493519
Dude go live your fucking life. You will not gain discipline through the military. You learn to be a "yes" man and maybe get good at sucking NCO cock. This shit is old. You will not fight, you will rot in garrison or on some fucking contingency/foreign aid mission with our "partners". You be told what to do, when do it, and what to wear. You will not defend your country, but rather the overseas interests of your corporate/political overlords. Do something productive with your life man.

-3 1/2 yrs active Army; 1 deployment to GoatKiddiefuckholeistan; ETS this year
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>>72502155
fucking idiot standing on the side of a mountain lol find a rock so you dont get fucking shot
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>>72502152

>if you really wanna GET SUM don't be air assault.

101st is going to Afghanistan this year, if you wanna GET SUM literally be anything other than mechanized infantry.
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>>72492528
No. If you want to kill ISIS - join the Kurds in Iraq. You'll make more money, get more kills, and be able to leave more or less on your own schedule.

If you want money for college, join the Coast Guard Reserves or some shit like that, and sign up for an admin job. This requires a ASVAB score that is 2 standard devs above nigger.
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>>72502500
who knows maybe they have a million. how would they get them out? float them onto the lake then through the gates of the 3 gorges dam, then down the yangze
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>>72502492
You can't honestly believe we all think for putting our life on the line for our country right? Everybody I have known since I joined knows that whatever were doing has no real effect on homeguard. We go overseas, do whatever, then come home. Yes it sucks, and yes it's fr bullshit reasons, but we all know it. The only people who claim protecting murrica and all that, probably never did anything, and want a pat on the back.
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>>72502506
Am2
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>>72494641
There wasn't a fucking war to begin with. It was and still is mass systematic occupation. Fuck that shit. I didn't fight to defend my country. I did what I was told for a goddamn paycheck and to get out of certain post-graduate poverty. Fuck outta here with that shit. We fight for our homies, but we all know we're not defending shit at home except American neo-colonialist agendas. Don't get it fucking twisted.
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>>72502642
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Yes, you should. I'm currently in Afghanistan (Kandahar Airfield) on my 5th tour. Ask me anything.
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>>72502641
and then they'll download fifty years of carrier operational experience into their tiny chink brains?
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>>72502717
why does it matter if you're fighting for your home what happened to plain old conquering for fun too many patriotic queers trying to justify their guilt
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>>72502523
Damn you are one salty ass bitch. I assume you are a PFC and the screw up of the platoon so you got all the shit duties. I'm willing to bet you're not even in a combat MOS.
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>>72502365
Special forces or recon units seem to be the path to take. I don't really know if I can deal with going to places and waiting while the enemy knows your position. Which is what 90% of regular forces do. Pay attention to your lessons and you might have a chance.
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>>72502774
>ask me anything

Oh voy! Did you like shoot anything yet?

You can't possibly make the time to poll on pol with so much distracting action
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>>72502836
why would they need it if they can use their numbers to simply overpower another navy
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>>72495734
>implying 90% of enlisted ever touch a gun after they get out of basic

A majority of shooting in combat is just laying down suppressive fire that isn't really intended to hit anyways but to keep them pinned down.

Yeah there's a lot of fudds at ranges and a shit ton of newbies who need the basics but if you wanna learn to shoot, buy a gun and practice a lot.
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>>72492528
no you should not jojn the military.
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>>72502908
To do special forces you have to have an actual deep love for your country, or be insane. I can't give up m my entire life
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You'll learn displine for sure and realise how lazy the average civilian is. You'll do tons of stupid shit which for me has put things in a much better perspective. I've become humble and apperactie many things we usually take for granted. It's awful being in but youll learn so much regardless of the branch.
›Pic releated
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>>72502898
>sandnigger knowing better than a US soldier about the US army
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>>72502914
I'm a Warrant Officer (14 years time in service). Previously I was a Forward Observer, climbing mountains, kicking in doors, sleeping in the dirt, etc. But now that I'm higher ranking, I'm a targeting officer. My job is to coordinate the planes, artillery and helos and tell them were to shoot and blow up stuff,in a manner that mitigates collateral damage. We are in a non combat role now but we still target for force protection. Over the last two months I've coordinated three airstrikes, total of 10 EKIA.

I have time to /pol/ because I'm an officer and can leave the JOC when I want to. Currently enjoying my afternoon constitutional in the barracks.
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>>72502933
You pretty much have to devote your spare time to learning the craft to be anything more than a guy with a gun. At that point you might as well be a merc. More money.

That said, if you can handle the life, look into the foreign legion.
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>>72503149
I am in the US Army you dumb fucking idiot. Im on Kandahar Airfield retard. This is my 5th deployment.
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>>72503210
do they have taco bells there?
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>>72502908
I'd love to but we both know that's much easier said than done. I've definitely got the brains but I'm not entirely confident in my physical capabilities.
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>>72503090
>how lazy the average civilian is

Average civilian can reap a lifetime of benefits "suffering" from PTSD, suffrage that you volunteered for???
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>>72502918
right, because making a ship the size of a small city loaded with fighter jets do anything besides sit there is like turning your car on

>>72502774
>5th tour

Who the fuck did you piss off? How long you been in?

Ever been to camp leatherneck?
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>>72503316
we're not the only ones that know how to do it
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>>72503268
Doing shit like learning how to triangulate your position on 3 hours sleep is probably the toughest part of it.

The physical is more than pull ups. though that helps.
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>>72503250
When I was in iraq in 2006, there was a taco bell on FOB Warrior in kirkuk. This place used to have TGIFridays, Burger King, Tim Hortons, Subway and Popeyes, but they thought they were going to close down KAF so they removed all of it. Suddenly they realized KAF was going to stay open so now all we have are chow halls and a kebab shop and a knock off Tim Hortons.
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>>72502898
rare
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>>72503384
afghanistan truly isn't free until they have a taco bell, also tim hortons? wtf
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>>72503452
I guess there are canadian cucks that need their timmy ho's
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>>72503316
I didn't piss anyone off. I enjoy deploying, it's what Soldiers do. I been here about 2 months. I was on BLS the 2nd day I got here. It's just Shorab Annex now, Bastion and Leatherneck belong to 215th ANA Corps now.
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>>72503491
fuck that shit they need to bring back anthonys pizza
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>>72503346
so can chinks just get a crew of over 60,000 experienced sailors who know how to work atomic reactors, work magnetic catches, all that shit correctly the first time from their ass? where a single mistake leads to the death of hundreds? If so, why haven't they already taken over the entire world?
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>>72503524
there's millions of people in china who basically live to do what someone tells them to do. china has everything that america already has... even taco bell
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>>72503452
In 2009 I believe, KAF was being ran by the Canadians. This is a NATO mission so different countries take turns running the missions and operating the base. There used to be a German tactical store and a French store too. We still have a make shift hockey rink with the Canadian flag painted on it over in the area called the Boardwalk where all the shops used to be.
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>>72503499
Hah fair enough. brother was stationed there on his first tour, 07 to 08. hopped between bastion and leatherneck, I guess.
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>>72503598
man they should have brothels, it isn't german unless there's a brothel
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>>72503165
Myyy hero!

Did you coordinate a buncha planes to blow up that one school full of muslim children that one day? Ya know, becoz young muslims likely gonna grow up to be terrorists. Preemptive stuff.

Way bad-ass senpai. Waay
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I wanted to join the military until I found out that there are no communal showers after basic training. Half the reason I wanted to go was to meat-gaze qt's in the showers.
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>>72492528

Well, how good of a goy are you? Does the prospect of your life being a cheap commodity appeal to you? Have you dreamed of fighting on behalf of your countries master, Israel?

Would you like to know that you will either die or spend years of your life at the threat of death only to make wherever you go substantially worse, fuelling an immigrant crisis that is in the process of destroying Europe?

If all of these appeal to you, join the military. It's the perfect place for fools with good intentions whos sacrifice will be used to serve the better interests of people who hate America and Western civilization at large.
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>>72503567
ok and when they get a cold water casualty thirty minutes out and their reactor explodes because they put a crew on a ship that never operated a reactor before how many godless chinks do you think will sign up for the next one? and when that one misses a jet and it crashes through hong kong at mach speed killing thousands?
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How come nobody is talking about air force or the navy?

For me I've always considered army to be out the question simply because I don't think I have the vitality.
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Yeap. I was at FOB Orgun-E and Sharan (which my platoon literally built) out in Paktika in 2004-2005. FOB McHenry in iraq in 06-07. FOB Frontenac just north of KAF in 09-10 and FOB Pasab west of KAF in 12-13.
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>>72492997
>>72497328
Same here
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>>72503720
sign up? this is china, they make you die for them or you can watch your family die
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>>72503598
but is being a warrant officer as cool as I dreamed it was? seems like you basically win the military if you became a warrant.

at least in the navy
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Daily reminder that when you sign that contract

You become legal property of kikes

They can do with you whatever they want

why would you join up with this zionist military complex?

let them rot
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>>72503739

What % of your fellow soldiers that you've seen would be circumcised?
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>>72503767
ok so when a crew of inexperienced been out to sea for thirty seconds sailors tries to go to war with america what do you think will happen?
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>>72503806
get blown up, rinse and repeat until american navy has no more ammo
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>>72503664
No, but I know what you are talking about (unless you trolling, probably are) but there is a school south of KAF that ANA children living near by went to. Last December before I got here, taliban infiltrated the perimeter and occupied the school, which we blasted all to hell. No children killed, just a bunch of talibananas. We are currently rebuilding it.
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>>72503780
We have private shower stalls, so I have no idea.
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>>72503740
I always wonder with countries that keep a small military. Since they're smaller are the requirements actually tougher so they only get the best? What's the Belgian Army recruitment process like?
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>>72503843
>no more ammo

good one.

so when we steamroll their entire fleet of retards in 30 seconds, we just what? Wait another 30 years for them to try again?
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>>72503889

Do you remember from basic?
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How's the food in american army?
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>>72503923
Nope sorry that was 14 years ago.
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>>72503964

That's a shame. Obviously you are circumcised?
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>>72503964
you're 32?
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>>72503917
i'm going to bed, you figure it out
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>>72492528
No you shouldn't. Not unless you have nothing else to offer the world.

Don't fight for your country, fight for the people who mean the most to you. If you want to take up arms then do so with the intention of making the world a better place for yourself and the people you love.

Get yourself to college and give yourself the life you deserve.
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>>72503986
Obviously. I wouldn't be a good goyim if I wasn't, now would i?

>>72504014
35. Joined when I was 22.
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>>72504104

Isn't it true that in UK basic school you get taught how to wash a foreskin? kekkest of kek, that is the calibre of UK soldiers, they literally need to be taught how to wash their willy.
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>>72503930

Have you ever had a gas station burrito? Imagine eating a plain bean and cheese burrito thats been in plastic wrapping in the freezer for a year and imagine doing that for years of your life, that's what American military food is like.
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>>72492528
Sure.Its not like you can do anything better.
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>>72504128
what's your opinion on the Taliban?
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The Navy ain't bad.
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>>72504104
Jesus shut the fuck up. Nobody actually in the military thinks we are "fighting for our country". That is fox news tier propaganda used to lure gullible idiots into buying patriotic consumer trash. People are here because we enjoy the job and that's it. That's the life people deserve to have... doing what they want to do, not what pathetic cucks like you think they should be doing.
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>>72504294
you are an american arent you?

I can tell you're not a native afghani
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>>72504128

You're a piece of shit. So is every fucktard in the military.

Get a real job.

Can you name one benefit you have accomplished with your job? How have you helped the average American. I guarantee if people had the option of willingly paying you for your services that 99% wouldn't.
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>>72504290
maybe as a dirty skimmer

i'd rather kill myself than go back on a goddamn submarine
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>>72504335
uncle samuel pays his fairs with your tax money.

thats all niggers like him need.
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>>72504294
Have you ever had to interact with village elders in any of your deployments?

How many of them are backstabbing liars that will talk to you at a meeting one day and then shoot at you the next?
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>>72503210
What exactly is a warrant officer? I mean, how is that different from being a commissioned officer? Does that mean that you've specialized in a certain field and bring more work experience than the average high school or college graduate?

I'm about 2 weeks from graduation and am applying to OCS with the Army (first choice), Navy, and Air Force. Do you have any advice for someone in my position?
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>>72503895
No the physical requirements aren't that tough. They do a lot of background checks though...
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>>72504284
My opinion is that they are a threat to an independent Afghanistan. But we also cannot beat them militarily without hundreds of thousands of more troops spread out everywhere, over many decades because they are ingrained in the population. To kill them with the few forces we have, we would end up having to kill many many civilians. That's where the ANA and AUP come in. They are doing better but have decades more to go before they can stand up and a useful fighting force on their own.
>>72504327
Read up, I've already said multiple times I'm in the US Army.
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>>72504508
>My opinion is that they are a threat to an independent Afghanistan.


yeah you a bolshevik commie

I hope you get killed soon.

Asshole
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>>72504477
the CGSU seem like legit badasses
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>>72504335
Cool edge brah.

>>72504409
It's not necessarily that they are liars. The afghans just have a completely different mentality than westerners are used to. They refuse to admit when something is wrong to bad, as it is seen as a sign of weakness or an embarrassment. I have met with maliks and the like who will tell us there is no taliban in the village.. only to find out there were.. and it wasn't necessarily that he lied, more that he just didn't want to admit he allowed his village to be infiltrated and intimidated. It's complex.
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If you want to live the rest of your life with tinnitus, do it.

Oh, and killing people is not as badass as it is portrayed in the films.
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>>72504654
Yeah they are the top tier force of the country. The requirements for CGSU are damn hard though. Most of 'em first did a couple of years in the paratroopers. That's what I will be trying once I get out of college. The competition is hard, but I'm already training every day!
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>>72504786
I wish you luck my (hopefully) Flemish friend
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>>72504424
A Warrant Officer is generally someone who came from an enlisted background and now specializes in a certain field. Example, most help pilots are warrants. I'm a fire support warrant, previously an E7. At CW2, we become fully commissioned and CW3, we are Field Grade Officers. The biggest difference is that O grades are generalist. You will only be in certain duty positions for 12-18 months and you will never really master any one skill. Not a big deal really, but that's just how it works. Army is the best in my opinion, just don't get stuck doing a cuck job like chemo. Infantry and artillery are good for careers. Intel and Commo are good for post military.
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>>72504342
Don't blame you on that
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>>72504580
Sorry pal, ain't gonna happen. I'm too busy Making Afghanistan Great Again to be killed in this shitheap. I appreciate the sentiment though.
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>>72504864
*meant to say most helo pilots
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>>72504922
You sound like a good person
question, do you support the massing of NATO troops at russias border? Would you participate in that?
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>>72504835
Thanks and yes I'm Flemish Steve from Kentucky

>>72504922
Are people in the Army supportive of Trump?
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>>72493519
Do something else, live a little before you throw yourself into the military. Believe me, I wanted, and still do really, want to join the Air Force or National Guard, but I just don't think I'm ready for such a decision really. A girl I love, a job I don't really hate, there's more to life than throwing yourself into the Army right out of highschool. Just do, something, anything really beforehand. I beg of you.
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>>72504998
I would participate. I would say the invasion of Ukraine last year warrants defense of NATO countries.

>>72505002
Most seem like they are but we don't really talk politics here. Focusing on doing our jobs. I'm a diehard Trump supporter myself.
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OK pals, time to go back to work. Have a good day 4Chins.
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>>72504786
How old are you? Don't waste any time before joining the police because CGSU wants young cops (<30y) but with experience...
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>>72505128
so your opinion is, that a country which protects its interets at its own border warrants the use of NATO """"""defense"""""" forces? NATO has expanded to russias border, not vica-versa. How would you feel if Russia would station again rockets in cuba? Your country would lose its shit very fast.
Also Ukraine was a coup sponsored by your president.
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>>72505146
Bye soldier
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>>72492528
Well you can't spell, can't spell check, nor have a good web browser that can spell check for you...so yes.
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>>72505172
I'm 21, but I want to join the paratroopers. CGSU is not a direct goal yet, let's first make it through the paratroopers
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>>72499165
Are you me?
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military turns you into a cuck, a nice obedient cuck that cant think for himself and you only know how to do what you are told to do. i know many young vets that are fucking losers. relationship problems, women problems, depression problems, mental problems. fuck becoming property of the government. there are 1000 other chumps that can join besides me.
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Other cunts don't seem to hate their military as much as American /pol/lacks hate theirs.
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>>72505289
It's a good way indeed. But don't forget you have to join the police first, which is not that easy.
Source: I'm a cop and one of my colleagues just achieved the CGSU tests
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If you've got no other options the military is great. It sucks but it will also be the easiest job you'll ever have. 0600-1700 with breakfast and lunch breaks included. If you choose a good MOS it will be even easier.
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>>72505479
How is that? I hear because of the autonomy granted to the respective regions of Wallonia and Belgium that policing is a jurisdiction nightmare
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>>72504864
Oh I see, that makes sense. What is chemo? I'm not certain what I'll want to do after the military (or if I'll want to pursue a career in the military) but I know that intel, air defence, and CBRN interest me the most. Special forces interests me because I like the idea of going in as an adviser and training rebel groups, police forces, etc., though that's a really high reach goal because of how difficult it is.
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>>72505556
*Flanders
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How can I go about joining the US military if I'm a foreigner? Do I need a green card?
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>>72505621
interesting thing for a Ruskie to do but read this

https://citizenpath.com/expedited-citizenship-through-military-service/
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>>72505556
We have a federal police (specialized and support) and local police, kinda like in America. Except the local police has less autonomy than in America.
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>>72492528
Join the French Foreign Legion, OP.
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>>72505621
Yea, you can get your citzenship by joining the army. Fastest way to get american citizenship.
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>>72505556
Oh, and it's hard to join because there are a lot of people trying. It's a well paid job with financial stability and a lot of people think they would like the job. There are ~15000 people trying every year and the police only hire 1000-1500
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>>72505778
Should add I saw many doing exactly that. Army is really diverse with people trying to get into US. Respectable way to get in I think.
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>>72505556
That's mainly in Brussels. All the problems we have in Brussels are because of the bureaucratic mess the politicians created in the 80s

Brussels is a federal, bilingual district. Just like Flanders and Wallonia it has it's proper gov't with a president and parliament BUT they still kept their 19 mayors and 19 city councils below that government, which is absolutely stupid. Brussels is divided into 6 police zones, which is indeed a jurisdiction nightmare.

The fact is that Brussels is in the grip of Wallonian socialists, and they disavow every call from Flanders to simplify matters over there. Flemish politicians have asked numerous times to abolish the mayors and the city councils and turn Brussels into 1 police zone. But the French speakers of Brussels are a big majority over there and they just refuse to listen to us 'because we are fascists'
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Bros serious question here. How long does it take to get fit? Been thinking of joining the army reserves but I am the definition of skinny fat. Is three months enough time?
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>>72505888
As somewhat of a Flemishboo I really hope the situation improves soon, fuck the Walloons tbqh.
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>>72505954


You can do a lot in three months. If you're skinnyfat I suggest doing a 5x5 in the gym to gain strenght (be sure to add a lot of pull ups, chin ups and dips to your workout though) and going for a run 3 times a week. Then you'll have one rest day per week.

And also get your diet right anon
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>>72505954
Nah senpai, spend a year and you'll be fine
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>>72505954
skinny fats are in the best position to get /fit/ from what i've heard. You're not too fat that working out is necessarily hard and you're not a skeletor and therefore have the mass to work with already and don't need to bulk. Shouldn't take you long.
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>>72505954
the standards are so low for (at least our) reserves that you'd be in worse shape after boot if you worked out steady for three months
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>>72506047
The biggest problem we face right now are islamists and refugees. I would always be ready to cooperate with the Walloons on this one, but yeah too bad a lot of them really are commie faggots
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>>72505778
>>72505676
eh, it says I need a permament resident status
How on earth do I get that? Work permit or...?
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>>72492743
I want to join to fight, bleed, taste glory and victory, as well as death.

I don't like the wars my country fights. They aren't glorious conquests, or brave last stands.

We wimp in on an F-18 drop a bomb then fly away as fast as possible.
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>>72506364
permanent resident status = green card

which can be obtained through various ways seen here: https://www.uscis.gov/greencard

which would be a yes to your original question, my bad
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>>72492528
I did it for money. I get around $50/day when flying. Sometimes a plane breaks down in Taiwan for 2-3 months and I pocket $6k when I get back home and that's not even my base pay.
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>>72494090
He fights for the right to have Jamal and Ahmed fuck him up the ass.
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