How does it feel to know you will soon experience the biggest happening of the century and will tell your grand children tales of it all?
>>72477314
>your grand children
>your children
Where do you think you are?
>>72477472
After the happening every NEET will have a harem of Stacys.
>>72477314
What?
>>72477982
>after the happening
this is where you keep fucking up. After the 'happening' everyone and everything will be near extinct and NEETs will be part of that everyone.
>>72477314
bigger than 4/19 ??
>>72478535
lol they don't even look alike
>>72478915
gtfo shill
>>72477314
what makes you think that a leaf like yourself will survive the next major happening and have children and grandchildren!
keep dreaming nerd
>>72477314
>implying I'll have kids
I'm just going to acquire wealth fuck bitches
Trump is going to make us all wealthy tho
>>72478915
they really don't but these fucking tinfoil fags want to believe so hard
>>72477472
Jury's still out on whether I have kids anon. I like dick too much
comfy
My family has grown weary of me talking about happenings so I don't talk about it. But if the happening happens near me, I've got a bugout bag prepared for my wife, the kids, and me. My dog has a harness with pocketsses to carry additional stuff. My fun guns are stored and my work gun are getting extra attention this week.
I don't plan to bugout unless the farm is compromised and we're fairly self-sufficient already so Sunday the only real difference from every other week, at least from what the family knows, is we're not going to church. It's convenient that I have an actual cold and don't want to get people sick but gives me another reason to stay away from crowded areas in a military community.
I'll stay comfy if you guys keep me posted. K?
>>72477314
Its not a happening if we live to tell about it
Honestly if there was a race war or a zombie apocalypse. Id be very happy. Running innawoods with my 30-06.
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>>72479576
let me guess, you both wear military boots for every season?
>>72480201
You are pathetic.
>>72480371
cool off, joao. it must get hot in those favelas
>>72480461
I mean it, you shouldn't care about what others are wearing. And I see you are an aspiring comedian too, just arrived from reddit?
Telling tales would imply I lived through it
>>72480552
fresh from 8gag actually. Don't take jokes so seriously
>>72478915
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>>72477314
>a fucking leaf
>>72480717
My bad I didn't meant to hurt you, I guess I'm a bit too salty.
