I will literally do anything to immigrate to the US or Europe.
...anything?
>>72441583
Go fuck yourself mudslime stay out of white countries
as long as you're light skinned and not muslim it's fine by me
>>72441583
why not try to improve your country?
>>72441583
Care to explain why we should take you in ?
Why don't you want to propel your country forward ?
Why did your ancestors made sure you guys remained 1000 years late ?
>>72441583
So would I. God I love America. I'm gonna hopefully get my masters in insurance law then head over. Unfortunately that means I have to do another 5 years of study meaning I'll be 27 when I can practice
>>72441809
lel. Iran was fine until Burgers did a coup and replaced the former leader with a radical nutcase
>>72441985
Well, it was either that or the soviets taking over.
With all the oil there we just couldn't let the sand-nigger run the place couldn't we ?
>>72441985
>Afghanistan
J U S T
>>72441985
Are you saying the US orchestrated the coup against the shah? Because if you are that's retarded
>>72441583
why do you wanne go to europe or the us ?
>>72441583
Me too.
I'm white.
>>72441583
Don't, how about that.
>>72441985
It wasn't the burgers
It was the french
>>72442377
>It was the french
La bonne vieille politique extérieure française
>>72441583
Go somewhere else on a Visa, become an apostate publish a ton of anti islam and anti ayotollah shit on youtube ... once you are famous and have a death penalty against you'll be able to get political asylum in Europe (I'd not try the US, the Jews don't like people who trash talk their army).
>>72441583
Suicide bomb yourself in Saudi Arabia.
Then I will welcome you with open arms.
>Be American
>Constantly have to hover over people's flags
>>72441583
>Iranian
Not too bad. Are you a Mudslime?
>>72442377
yeah weren't you guys the ones harboring Khomeini after he was sent into exile?
>>72441835
He's talking about Mossadeq i think
We should have a citizenship trading board, where we exchange secure e-mail and swap identities
>>72441583
go to uk sandnigger we dont want you boi
>>72441583
We already have enough suicidebombers that won't accept our society and values. You can fuck off.
Are you female?
The grass won't be greener
>>72441583
Why don't you want to go to the Islamic paradise instead? It's even better.
>>72442557
>be American
>be mobile fag
>can't hover over flags
It's pretty much a guessing game for me at this point. I've learned the swedish, Australian, canadian, toothpaste, and UK flag, but the rest are up in the air.
>I still don't know what the toothpaste flag is other than it looks like toothpaste.
>>72443106
Toothpaste is the Netherlands.
>>72441583
come to brazil
>>72441583
Anything?
*unzips pants*
would you cut your own penis off with a knife?
>>72443106
Burger please, we are great allies.
http://news.wisc.edu/was-declaration-of-independence-inspired-by-dutch/
>>72443281
*Gets on knees*
>>72442557
I thought he was a mexican at first glance
>>72442557
I learned most flags from xcom and the long war mod.
>>72443106
netherlands..look at london then across the english sea is netherlands just north of france
>>72443385
I'm sure you'll be getting on your knees for OP when he comes to your country :^)
No, we don't want you here
>>72441583
boy or grill?
also just go to Houston. You'll feel right at home.
>>72443607
I wont I'm only half white :^)
>>72441706
Some Iranians are white, like JonTron
>>72443736
He is half Persian and half Balkan.
>>72441583
Will let you come over, after you've been made eunuch.
>>72441647
Iran is whiter than US.
Not even joking
>>72443949
It's not, fuck off Ali.
>>72441583
>anything
Even filling out paperwork and taking the legal route to getting a green card?
Persians are bro tier. Way better than Arabs. I'll give them respect for being able to fend off the British Empire.
If ur female u can live here.
>>72441583
Fuck off. We don't want you. Stay in your country and improve it.
>>72443376
Hmm idk, most toothpaste posts i see are pretty rude.
That reminds me. Our company had some of our instruments sent over from the European HQ to the NA operation. One of the items was a bomb calorimeter. When the idiot shipped them she filled out the country of origin as "IR" instead of "IE".
It sat in customs for 2 months as we were all interviewed by DHS and customs agents. We had to hire an expediter and a lawyer to finally get it out.
>>72441583
Is life improving now that the sanctions got lifted ? Or the religious retards make it worse still?
Troll. OP has not replied. Do not post in this thread anymore.
>>72443192
Can I go to Brasil?
Quero comer pão de queijo e bundas de canudas.
>>72441583
Suicide bomb the Iranian political leadership and you can come in.
>>72443192
Can I go too?
>>72441583
If you're a true Persian you're welcome here.
>>72444180
Everyone here is pretty rude.
>>72441583
Cool bro, come on over. Just do it legally and we wont have any problems. Also don't be a phsychotic edgelord Muslim bent on the destruction of the West :D
>>72441583
>Iranian shia muslim
>wants to migrate to the sunni caliphate of Europe
If you come here, you're fucked.
>>72442132
Fuck off meerkat.
>>72443600
I thought it was removed from the map by the RAF and USAF during World War II carpet bombing.
>>72443376
ily toothbro. greatest ally
>>72444261
Why is that kebab wielding a dagger sized gladius?
>>72444321
You can come
>>72444383
What's your skin color
>>72444712
>>72444503
What is it like for people to step out of Amsterdam into the Netherlands and realize Amsterdam isn't part of it
Immigrating to Canada is piss easy, not a lot of jobs though. Halifax has a sizable community of non-Muslim Iranians and they're pretty nice people.
>>72444261
Lifting the sanctions only opened the door for financial enslavement. Iran will be assimilated and become just another puppet in the vicious game of those in power.
>>72441583
>make a million dollars
>emmigrate
not too hard desu
>just improve your country bro!
Are people ITT serious?
These are the same tards who impotently whine about their countries becoming 1% more Muslim and won't even legally protest that (with zero consequences because you live in a civilized country)
Yet this guy is supposed to try and jump his entire country into a new direction, fail and get thrown into a ME jail, and get raped to death because....?
Fuck off
Go on Plenty of Fish - find the fattest and richest warpig in California and make her fall in love with you. Get married. Don't get a job. Get divorced after 10 years.and get permanent alimony and half of her assets. Claim she abused you.
>>72442146
The Shah is the nutcase you dumb mick. Iran was on the path to western democracy, Mosaddegh wanted to nationalize the oil to build the country. The US didn't like that and installed the Shah to put US interests ahead of Iran's. Of course the people would rise up.
>>72443991
It is, check it
>>72444261
To be fair that practice of self flagellation/mutilation is illegal now.
>>72444871
I live close to Amsterdam and lived inside for 5 years. The streets in the centre are always filled with tourists. Many britons, chinamen, krauts and non-Amsterdam dutch.
So you're right you won't really see much of the Netherlands if you only visit Amsterdam. It's like going to some African country and only staying in a beach resort with other white people.
>>72441583
Just move to Ukraine or something, how hard can it be. At least you won't be killed there
>>72441583
Iranians, with Lebanese christians and Chiites are one of the rare middle eastern minority who can integrate western countries without much problems because Shia is adapted to the modern world:
- Quran is considered as a human creation (and not God one)
- They have an organized clergy with 12 ayatollah who are the Pope equivalent of christianity, which prevent nuts like ISIS to emerge
- It's much are much more libertarians than Sunni
- They can adapt their interpretation of the texts over time while Sunni can't
The cancer of the world is basically Sunni Islam, I would prefer to have neither but if you ask me to choose between Shia and Sunni muslims in my country I take the first every fucking time.
>>72444712
Welcome
Don't go to the Northeast and you're good,come to my city
>>72445378
Shiieet
>>72444854
>>72441583
Stay away you dirty sandnigger.
And keep bying our cars btw, even if it's crap
>>72441583
Anything? Stay where you are.
>>72443106
Holy shit you're impressively ignorant. What do they teach you in school over there?
>>72445966
How great it is to be an American but how bad we should feel about it too
>>72445378
You live in a great place!
>>72446173
Pardo ?
They are white ?
>>72441583
You female?
You 7/10 or better?
Marry me :^)
>>72441583
Iran is based AF you dumb frogposter.
>>72446325
It's the mix of white-native-black
Someone that is too dark to be "mestizo" (native-white) but too light-skin to be "mulatto" (nig-white).
>>72445117
It's literally not. What is up with Iranians trying to be white? It's as pathetic as WE WUZ KANGS.
>>72441583
sorry, no. fix your own country. rise up. Kill the ayatollah. Separate religion from state. Kill all radicals who oppose. Secure peace by preparing for war. Start a movement beyond the gay as fuck arab (let's rape everyone) spring that occurred all over the middle east. Have some forward thought and for God's sake, quit praying so damn much and move your country FORWARD.
>>72446173
It's pretty comfy desu
220 million whites in the US. More than any European country.
>>72446421
smells like a desperate 12 year old here.........
>>72441647
>WHITE MINORITY
>>72441583
If you kill yourself on camera, we will bury you here as a thank you.
>>72443106
You fucking moron. The only flags I have a hard time with are the random island nations scattered across the globe.
>>72444533
>turkroach found some1 alike
>warns other roaches
>>72441583
Stay and make your own country great
>>72443949
>Iranians are white.
I have a Persian friend.
Notice I said "Persian" because that is what he will tell you... he was born in Iran (Straight Outta Tehran) but he is adamantly "PeRSIAN"
he makes sure that people know that the middle east isn't entirely arab and that arabs suck and that arabs definitely aren't Persian....
But I have caught him generalizing white people before....
case and point: persians are fucking goofy indo-arab half breeds that are like jews in the way the pick and choose their culture
>>72441583
You should have left it a year ago. Now its pretty difficult to get to central europe.
>>72441647
You're not even white anymore.
>>72443991
>t. Increasingly nervous Burger
>>72451587
wall?
>>72445966
they show us the proper tactics to eating burgers and mexican cock
>>72441583
Just take a boat and tell them youre a Syrian who forgot his id
>>72443106
>toothpaste flag
My sides
>>72441583
Sup. How much would you pay me? I've helped people to come to Europe before. Most are from Pakistan.
I can even get you a passport/ID if needed
>>72451828
Should you be building a little something-something right now?
>>72441647
>US
>White
when do we tell them lads?
>>72441583
>get some cash
>go to canada
>do something they execute you for in Iran
>political asylum
i suggest you just read out loud the file name
>>72444383
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>>72452684
Assholes like you are killing Europe.
You are subhuman garbage.
What happened to OP?
>>72441583
someone shoop a crane into OP's pic
>>72442146
Idiot you have no understanding of world history. I bet you think you are a smart person too. The Shah was a puppet installed by US.
>>72452678
OP is Iran. Toothpaste is the netherlands. You're welcome
>>72443106
So my country is known as fucking toothpaste on /pol/. Fucks sake why did brushie have to do this.
