> be me
> go to college less than 10 miles from DC
> been reading those MAYDAY threads
> power goes out
> multiple sirens around my apartment
> poop pants a little
> end of the world
So what's the deal with MAYDAY? Are Canadian doctor and the other guy just rustling jimmies en masse?
I give about a 10% chance of anything actually happening. Thoughts?
Nothing will happen.
Screencap this.
>>72440130
MY UNCLE TOLD ME IT WILL HAPPEN. IM GETTING SUPPLIES TODAY
>>72440130
I can't wait to get comfy on sunday and watch the may day activities in Seattle from the comfyness of my couch. Every year I look forward to seeing all the stupid fucking anarchist fags act like fags.
My fingers are crossed for another nike town window breaking. It's tradition and just wouldn't be may day without it.
For anyone that doesn't know there's 2posters that have been saying there's gonna be a large scale terror attack on May Day, may 1st.
>>72440130
The only thing that will happen on Mayday for me will be going into town to watch the local Morris Dancer society erect a pole in the park and then dance around it for a few hours while I drink beer.
>>72440130
>in college
>doesn't know when to use the word fewer
>>72440264
I don't need to. Nothing ever happens.
>>72440537
DIS IS MERICA. WE DONT NEED NO FANCY WORDS N SHEIT
>>72440611
Happenings happen spontaneous, not because some anonymous people on 4chan say so.
>>72440130
>>be me
Who the fuck else would you be?
>>72440130
>poop pants a little
at the very least you should start wearing a diaper.
>>72441310
My headmate identifies as an nematode so that.
>>72441410
Just skip that be me shit it's Facebook tier greentext
