>AYO WITE BOI
>GIMME ALL YO SHIETZ AN NOBODY GETS HURT
Ok dumb nigga you wanna learn to rob properly you wasting precious time by fucking around
When you find the target you just run up and telll em to drop dey pants
You just take dem pants and run
They 99/100 gonna have all da shiz in their pants
Let a nigga fumble around in his pockets and you will regret it
>>72424460
obviously not a british bird
>>72424460
That no pump-a-rum
That no pickle-pee
>>72424460
literally black pigeon speaks
https://www.youtube.com/user/TokyoAtomic
>>72424460
The entire British police departement VS this Bird with a knife.
>who would win
>>72424460
HOLY SHIT A TALKING CROW
>>72424786
It's about as good looking as one
>>72425334
Bird. Never bet on the British police force.
>>72425334
>The Entire American police department VS this Bird with a knife
- 20000 wounded by gunshots
- 10000 dead
- Bird escapes
Decisive Bird victory
He even has one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
>>72424460
>oi m8 giz ya ciggie lighter
>>72424460
Bin that knife fucking bird and pay your tv licence
>>72424460
how the fuck did it get a zip tie around its leg
>>72426047
>>72425340
Crows and ravens (corvids) are very intelligent and can learn to copy human speech, just like parots.
>>72426186
Think of it like a dog collar.
>>72424460
Crows are smarter than your average black thug.
Oi cheeky kunt hope u got a license for that shank
It's illegal to own crows / ravens in the USA, probably because they frighten the jew
>>72425334
The bird, no doubt.
>>72425661
One guy vs 70 communists on an island
Who will win?
>>72426490
Apparently crows (or ravens i don't remember) are as smart as chimpanzees. So yea smarter than a black thug.
>>72424786
>Save a cracker, put away that pecker
>>72424460
Good thing dinner brought a knife..
>>72426832
thats a chicken not a crow you fucking burgerclap
>>72424460
Crows are smarter than niggers, legitimately. I hate how people paint them as the niggers of the bird world.
>>72427019
Let me get that for you Jacko
>>72426738
They're on the same level as chimps they can actually remember faces and teach other crows to pass on information. One guy was able to goad a group against another making a crow war.
>>72427101
I saw that greentext
>>72425136
![HJ27Mc6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HpmQidh.png "HJ27Mc6[1].png")
>>72427101
>>72426705
Jokes on you, I lack empathy so the Autist's massacre do not bother me
>>72427019
Let me get that for you Jacko
>>72427101
You actually believe in the crow war pasta?
>>72427690
Nice.
>>72427690
>buy bag of chips (fries)
>go to train station
>throw chip on the ground
>wait for birds to congregate
>continue throwing chips on the ground, one or two at a time
>continue until train arrives
>should now have a sizeable bird army at your feet
>wait until train is about to depart
>tear bag of chips down one side
>launch it into the nearest train carriage as the doors are about to close
>bird army follows the bag
>wave off the train as it departs on its 20 minute journey of utter carnage before the next station
>>72424460
CORN CORN CORN
>>72424460
Crows are actually smart though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
>>72426703
My god. No wonder they were too scared to confront the muslim child sex slavers. Thats who's keeping you safe? Sleep tight, brits.
>>72427690
kek, is there a part 2?
>>72428995
Theres been studies where a guy wears a mask and pissed off some crows. They apparently informed the other crows until all of them recognized the mask guy as an enemy. Im too lazy to find it but just google mask crow study
>>72424460
>STUPID BLACK POKGAI
>YOU BE HERE FOR HOUR
>YOU GO NOW
>>72430257
here's the full one
