You are dating a girl. You start telling her about your political affiliations. She find out that you are a right-wing homophobic racist.
Later that day, she seduces you. After you are done she says:
> Anon, I am going to accuse you of rape because neo-nazi scum don't deserve to live.
She then proceeds to punch herself in the stomach and around her cunt before she calls the police.
What do you do in this situation?
>>72422733
she wouldn't live long enough to finish dialing
>>72422733
kill her and escape on cuba
film it
>>72422733
I say "pshht, nothing personell" then snap her neck and call my cleanup guy.
>>72422769
>>72422777
Murder sounds about right, just don't be sloppy and leave a trail.
>>72422733
id be more concerned about my terribly shaven half ass "beard" that i have on my chin
what a fucboi. get some real facial hair. if you did, you probably wouldnt be getting framed
>>72422733
If she started punching herself i would join in and use a srbosjek to cut her tounge out
>>72422733
Pull out my phone start recording the second she says something, show video evidence to police when they come, sue her for slander
>>72422733
>showing your power level this early on a relationship
>not just teasing the waters with some topics to talk about
Also
>my political view conforms all my personality
Geez OP
>>72422733
tell her she's on tape.
>>72422826
based austria
tell me anon,
what else do you film?
hue hue hue
>>72422769
Based Nip does it again.
>>72422884
>my political view conforms all my personality
I would tell you to learn english but your spanish is probably just as bad.
>>72422733
>having sex before marriage
digging your own grave desu senpai
>punch herself
I would smack the shit out her if that's relly what she wanted
Women are dumb
>>72422733
She wants to frame you for rape? Might as well rape her then. Take her phone, shackle and gag her, and put her in the basement.
>tfw based gf
>tfw she now hates niggers and Jews thanks to me
>she uses my way of thinking to make decisions now
>she loves power plays and being choked.
>she always has slight fear of me which keeps her well behaved
Fucking good life.
>>72422905
>>72422733
kill her isn't obvious. If you're taking me down i'm taking you with me
>>72422733
>having sex with someone I'm not married to
>having sex with someone who isn't your spouse
Degenerate. You deserve it.
>>72422733
But I'm neither homophobic nor racist. If I see that she doesn't like my right-wing political views, I won't let her seduce me to begin with.
Or, if she does, I'll just beat and rape her for real once she finishes the call. If I'm going to jail, I may as well actually commit the crime. Calling the cops won't get her unraped.
>>72422875
> srbosjek
Makar nemam nista protiv Srba, Srbosjek kao rijec je predobra i uvijek me uspije nasmijat.
>>72422997
This
She just became a sex slave for a decade.
>>72423069
>>72423067
Virgins detected
Go shave your neckbeard
>>72422733
Poo on her
>>72422733
>What do you do in this situation?
Nothing, since punches in the cunt and on the stomach leave no visible traces.
>>72422826
This.
Then she'll be deemed a whore.
>>72422733
> Anon, I am going to accuse you of rape because neo-nazi scum don't deserve to live.
I have already video taped us having sex though...
>checkmate
For serious though I had a buddy get out of a rape charge because he secretly video taped the encounter
>>72422733
>You are dating a girl
haha ;_;
Haul ass out of there.
I did nothing wrong, I'm sure the justice system will prevail.
>>72423247
Kek
>>72422733
>girlfriend is already slightly right of centre
>slowly red pilling her, she already gobbled down the easier to swallow red pills
Feels good man
Start filming
>>72423247
That can't be the answer to everything, India.
>>72422769
Fpbp
I am always worried my racism will get in the way of dating. Most chicks by me are SJW feminist.
>>72422733
since I'm a neo-nazi scum i stomp her with my jackboots and yell heil hitler, then go lynch some niggers
Punch her more in the cunt and stomach
>>72423247
Ayeee (:
>>72423339
>implying the justice system doesn't become "guilty until proven innocent" when a woman accuses a man of a violent crime
Oh and even if you get proven innocent you'll lose your job and your reputation and people will constantly talk behind your back about you.
>>72423399
Trust me, it is
Bitches love getting poo'd on
>>72422733
1) film it
2) if that doesnt happen, then its your word against hers, im known for generally not being a psycho, while a woman who can physically hurt herself that bad is bound to either have a history of some disorders or there would be public knowledge of her outbursts or w/e.
Just tell the truth and justice will be served
probably
>>72423333
>>72422733
I kill myself because that's what Nazis always do when the shit hits the fan.
>>72423247
>>72423399
If she doesn't want to be designated, she's not girlfriend material.
>>72422733
my ex already broke up with me for being a nazi
w-whatever
>>72423638
RARE AS FUCK
>>72423638
/thread
>>72423660
lurk moar pls
>>72423700
Put your mouse over it you dumb fucking poo monster
>>72423638
>Aland
>a land
Jesus christ, how uncreative can you be
>>72423750
Its Aland you fucking leaf
They're not rare, they're uncommon at best
>>72423638
RARE
>>72422733
>>72422826
This
Because of who I am, I already am recording all our encounters
>>72423758
It's Åland, burgerbro. Sounds like (Oh-lund).
>>72422733
Take out my phone, film her beating herself.
Let her.
Let her call the cops.
Kick her teeth in and wait on front porch till cops show up. Hand them video and laugh while cops haul her outside for filing a false report.
>>72423502
Not to mention the risk of actual assault you now face from her family and friends.
>>72422733
But I'm not homophobic? And I don't consider myself a nazi either. Why do /pol/ retards consider themselves racist?
You don't hate, you are concerned. Your concern is based on facts and statistics. If we hate someone, it's retarded leftist politicians and people controlling mass media and banks.
>>72423786
This is what happens when your eyes and ears are packed with shit. All that spouts out is this bullshit
>>72422733
Its a wonderful world when everyone has access to a quality video recorder in their phone.
>>72422769
Based Jap
>>72423998
Hey, not my fault that you don't lurk b4 u post
Aland posters come to /pol/ at least five times in a month, if you haven't seen that flag before then its your fault
>>72423984
>Why do /pol/ retards consider themselves racist?
Belief in border controls is enough to get you labeled racist.
>>72423179
Scum.
I...I'm too scared to actually make little children. Better keep chasing around my cummies.
literally worse than the cummies for mummy crowd.
>>72424093
No. I'm not proud of you.
>>72422733
Reminds me when I was living in Asia, when I had one night stand with club girls I always recorded her voice saying she wanted it.
Not asking her to speak on the phone obviously but I was pretending I was turning off the phone before fucking while asking her how bad she wanted my cock.
>mfw the second time I goofed it and it played loud in the room, she asked me wtf so I explained her.
>she looked at me in silence for a moment and said it was smart
kek, I deleted all that shit a year ago, it was pretty cringe listening back to that
>>72424164
Would you be proud of me if I said that Trudeau is a muslim loving degenerate faggot that needs to be burned at the stake?
you know what to do
>>72422733
Point at the sex contract that females I have a dalliance with are required to sign in triplicate prior to coitus and remind her the incident was filmed for both mine and her security
>>72422733
>Let her leave
>Go to hidden camera and wink at it
>Archive footage and make encrypted backups
>Contact my lawyer
>>72424243
Pajeet. I think we can make amends
>>72423998
How long have you been here? Two days?
Aland can be seen posting more than five times a week, and I don't spend more than an hour and a half daily browsing.
>>72422733
> Clean kill her
> Break her neck or suffocate her with a bag
> Call the Italian driver of my trust
> Pay the usual 500
> He dumps her in a river, most likely germany
> Pays some Russian another 200 to call the cops and say he witnessed a body being dumped by a "darker skinned male around his 30's"
> Cops show up
> See raped body
> Clearly it was muzzies
> Cops shut about it because "muh nazi guilt"
> I go on fucking around an killing again.
>>72423247
"Use your weakness as armor, shield yourself in it so that it may never be used against you."
>>72422733
i masturbate to the recording of it until court day.
Run to my computer and post a thread on /pol/ about it. It's obviously their specialty and they will help me indefinitely.
>>72424364
Good
Now may I redpill you about the Ceramic Jew?
>>72424419
Fucking kek
>>72424368
>Get involved in the bait
>>72424461
Let's hear it
>>72422733
>what are condoms
>>72422733
Actually rape her.
Seriously though, any woman that makes false rape accusations should be given the same jail time as an actual rapist.
>>72424364
>>72424243
Get a room.
>>72422733
I give her all my money to not do it. Then i rob a bank and i tell the police she's the one behind the robberies and her name is Tyla Dardenne.
>>72422733
Laugh and tell her I'm a muzzie, then tell the shariah patrol that she was being haram, and then tell the police that I'm a muzzie and we're sorting it out """""In the community"""""
If the police doubt me because I actually am white English, I start screaming and calling them islamophobes
>>72423247
Top fucking kek.
>>72424461
>Ceramic jew
>>72422733
>Her hands get wounded, proof she fought with someone
>I have no injuries either on my hands nor elsewhere on my body
>It's obvious she beat herself up and get locked up for lying in court
:^)
>>72424461
>he has embraced the meme
POO
>>72422769
You have to be that same coldly pragmatic jap that always hits everyone with an o.d. of real perspective
>implying I have premarital sex
>>72424510
Toilets are a jewish tool to oppress the goyim
Its one of the few plans that worked out perfectly in favor of the jews
The goyim keep buying the toilets and the income all goes to the Jewish manufacturers which use the profits to further the cause which will lead to the creation of greater Israel
Pooing in the open leads to fertilizing plants which makes more crops grow
Why do you think Israel is so desperate to make India its ally?
Because Indians are the only ones who haven't fallen for the Ceramic Jew conspiracy
Wake up friendo..
Wake up before its too late
>kill her and hide the body
>cops come question me
>no officer she left after I said tones was based
>>72422733
Murder is objectively the only option in this situation.
>>72424805
>rationalizing your failures with women via "hurr durr i'm a conservacuck that's obviously why i havent had sex yet"
I call it hilarity as I installed hidden surveillance cams around my house already. She goes to jail for fraud attempts and I post it to efukt.
I would probably kill her, because my life would be practically over anyway and this way I got revenge and there is one less evil person in the world.
I would say this in court, they would examine the evidence again, they would find that they can't rule out my explanation and would have to accept my rationale that my life would indeed have been over anyway, then sentence me. It would be a bit like Dostoevsky maybe.
My girl hates niggers, their music and loves Trump.
She gets pissed if I even put normie shit like Drake on.
I think I redpilled her too hard, fampais. o_o
She may be planning to gas me, after I told her I might be part Jewish.
wat do guys pls help
>>72424886
>he's such a cynical fedora he's literally incapable of realizing that people still have moral codes
Anyways why do you get so triggered that some people still haven't fallen for the premarital sex meme?
>>72422733
She doesn't need to sleep with you to accuse you of rape and get you kicked out of college retard
>>72422769
first post best post
based Nippon
>>72424988
inhale fumes and take one for humanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5hXwo4De0
>>72422769
kek
>>72424808
That would be true if you were walking out into the forest and shitting. However just taking a dump on the sidewalk doesn't fertilize shit and just spreads disease.
>>72424461
>ceramic Jew
I've never loved customer support that much before.
>>72424808
Would it helpt to destroy my toilet with a sledgehammer in protest?
>>72422733
Take my phone out and record it?
>>72425197
S-STOP CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING ME, YOU WHITE CIS-MALE
>>72425201
Yes brother
Destroy it, so that you and your anus can finally be liberated from the zionists trying to control where we want to shit
>>72422769
Fuck, why did we fight on the wrong side of WW2? Sorry about those nukes.
>>72425201
It would be extremely antisemitic.
>>72425438
But would it make me a big guy?
I would give her 20 €.
>>72425314
I think I love you a little. Down with the Ceramic Jew.
>>72422733
>Good luck with the heroin overdose junkie slut.
Phone the police before her.
>>72424808
>the ceramic jew
>>72422733
Wait patiently for the police to arrive, after of which I present the voice recording that I have in my phone to prove that her intentions were to frame me, after of which I will call my lawyer amd sue her for defaming. Laugh all the way to the bank
>>72425505
It would make you a big goy
>>72425546
I love you too Australia bro
Glad that people are finally waking up to this jewish conspiracy
The Ceramic Pill is the ultimate red pill
Shoot her, starting in her legs and working my way up so she knows it's happening, then go innawoods.
>>72425505
For a Jew.
>>72424412
>cops mind your DNA inside her corpse
>Sent to prison for life
>Get raped by "dark skinned male" for the rest of your life
>>72423638
How are you doing over there my colonial brethren?
>>72424412
>>72425870
But that would be racist goyim.
How dare you seek further evidence to incriminate an obviously distraught refugee youth.
O y V e y
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V
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>>72423853
>Clearly is an A
>Calls it an O
ÅYYYY (LMAO?)
>>72424461
Best indian poster in the whole site
>>72424886
I am not him but I have a nice gf for a year and we were gonna fug once but my dig was too big and I couldn't maintain an erection while she slid down on top of it, and we're long distance, so waiting til married might be a thing, it is cute and we both like :- D
>>72426172
Stop embarassing yourself
>>72422733
you rape her.
You are gonna get accused of it any ways. Might as well do it.
>>72422733
>>72422733
Finish the job
If she doesn't know who I am, punch her really hard in the head and run away.
If she does know who I am, pic related
>>72425870
>barebacking a woman you just met
I'll just let that one hang there.
>>72423254
>t. Rape Pro
Nice advice though.
>>72425892
Very quiet and peaceful here. I saw a gypsy begging yesterday though. Spring is coming. How's the Fatherland?
>>72423247
You've done it again!
Can you just help me move something before you go?
>>72422733
>right-wing homophobic racist.
But, anon. You don't have give a shit about gays, OR race to be far-right nationalist and authoritarian.
American nationalism is kind of unique in that there's a historical basis for accepting anyone and everyone who sincerely swears allegiance to the United States. As such, real, "America first" radical nationalism is actually one of the most accepting ideologies you can have.
>>72422733
>Smash her over the head.
>stash her into the back seat of a car
>drive to nigger neighborhood
>drag her to a pack of niggers
>drive away as they hoot and holler with delight
Problem solved.
>>72424461
>ceramic jew
i love you, man. #nohomo
>>72425746
>ultimate red pill
>red
you mean, "brown" pill?
When I met my fiancee I hid my power levels but she was like a peace living buddist and shit. We've been 4 years together and I've released my facist tendencies and she's now a migrant hating hungarian nationalist. I couldn't be happier!
>>72423998
it's glaringly obvious you're new
>>72427375
S-Same
>>72427469
Yeah I was thinking if I should write in "The Brown Pill is the Ultimate Red Pill" then I thought nevermind
>>72422733
Turn the "rape" into a murder.
turn that rape into a murder
>>72427808
>>72427754
Proxy
>>72423179
You are what's wrong with Croatia.
>>72422733
I'm a left wing homophobic racist, actually.
>>72422733
Considering I always secretly film all my sexual encounters with women for posterity. I will have footage of her beating herself up.
If she does this when I'm not there I will stll have footage of my deeds and of her leaving with a smile on her face.
Always film it!
>>72423852
I do the same now, if not video then just audio, it is essential to have a witness these days.
>>72426266
True this guy isn't butthurt at all like the other streetshitters and actually put good content on the table
>>72422733
Finish the job and kill her before she calls the cops. Grind her up and feed her to my cat over the next few months.
>>72422733
>let her beat the shit out of herself.
>sit quietly on bed while cops arrive
>they show up guns blazing
>put hands in the air slowly
>"There's a camcorder in the closet. It'll speak for me"
>countersue for however many years of rape this would have earned me in prison
>get rich off her parents' Boomerbux
>buy the officers some Trump gear
>resolve never to fuck anyone that isn't wearing a MAGA hat again
