What has this desert island piece of shit contributed to the world?
The only reason why they are rich is because they sell iron, coals and rare rocks to China.
Fucking bogan convicts will never amount to anything.
>>72415759
FUCKING
DUDE
>>72415710
so its true
THE KING IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Wifi, Uranium and sick bantz, cunt
>>72415710
The only reason why you're relevant is becuase you took 25,000 up your asshole.
>>72415710
>Canada forever unable to handle the bantz
You will never be able to shitpost win the best of em
>>72415710
You're just upset that 1 Billion chinks don't want your cleavage.
>>72415710
wfi, refrigiration now what has cucknadia given to the world
>>72415710
Canada just trolled australia. Well done.
>>72415867
> buttboy America bringing the salt
>>72415710
Nice proxy Bruce
>>72415710
>talking shit about australia
Has canada officially crossed the "they dont fall for my shitty tricks anymore time to lash out at random people for attention" line?
>>72415710
DUDE
>>72415913
>>72415936
WE LOVE YOU ESTI
>>72415779
>>72415800
>>72415805
>>72415825
>>72415856
>>72415874
>>72415913
>>72415923
>>72415926
Thanks m88's, ANZAC alliance 4lyfe
Pfft. Can understand why the Mormons kind of gave up on polygamy for the most part. It's like the British Commonwealth is a hen house full of sister wives. Now Trump is the bull, get to prepping it's going to be a long night.
>>72415936
I hope you know you've conditioned me to imagine this girl whenever I see the word 'estonia' or the estonian flag.
Fucking lmao what has canada ever done for the world? You're not even a fucking country you're a handful of colonies that were leftover after 1776 that don't even speak the language
*dont even speak the same language as each other
>>72415710
what the fuck you talking about leaf? i'll let you know we contributed some of the worlds greatest things, unlike you fucking guys, all you did was be a royal pain in the fucking backside for the british empire, Australia is one of the best countries in the world to this date, far surpassing USA and Russia, we have some of the latest military, social and future technologies that will blow any country out of the world sky fucking high. Like seriously leaf you think your fucking relevant? like you look like poland, flipped on the side and have asians fucked you side ways and then duplicated into 2 like all those fuckers in china, 2x the shittnies of poland, shame on you. Come here you leaf, ill show you a true country, not some shitty colonly sucking of americas dick. Sorry, cant hear you over you sucking small asain dick. We contributed lots of things, as i said, most of the basic technolgies orignated from australia so sit the fuck back down, and atleast we have a stable fucking economy with minimal cucks, trading uranium for days and let the others die whilst we sit on our port drinking a can of beer. and boyo you better build a wall against america fast because they are looking at you, raping your resources. And what history do you have other then being raped by america and being fucking useless in ww2, pointless massive big iceblock, Atleast we have friends, China, UK, Russia, they are all k, but canada? the fuck is that? Keep sucking poor dick, whilst we get paid good and have a good warm life, and i wish you a merry chirstmas and happy new year, because its always fucking -100 degrees over there.
>>72415710
MAPLE SYRUP VS CROCODILE DUNDEE
MAPLE SYRUP VS CROCODILE DUNDEE
MAPLE SYRUP VS CROCODILE DUNDEE
MAPLE SYRUP VS CROCODILE DUNDEE
>>72416120
We invented the phone, basketball, Insulin and the snowmobile all you invented was huffing gas.
That's not a shitpost
>>72416325
we invented shitposting
>>72415710
Best I can figure is top tier shit posting and shill threads
>>72416412
Canadians have shitposting we just call it gay sex.
>>72416325
>invented running around while dribbling a ball
>#2 HDI.
>Able to go to university without crippling debt.
>Social mobility.
>High standard of living.
>No boatniggers and Syrian refugees.
>Anglo-country.
>Minimum wages that people can LIVE OFF (LOL @ Americans).
>High salaries.
What's not to like?
This man and Steve Irwin is all anyone know of Australia.
>>72416667
Mosquito's can get a bit annoying, nothing else comes to mind
>>72415710
U WOT M8
>>72416667
>>#2 HDI.
HDI is a globalist metric designed to reward countries for cucking themselves.
>>Able to go to university without crippling debt.
Not true.
>>Social mobility.
Doesn't exist in any country. Bogans stay bogans.
>>High standard of living.
High cost of living offsets it. All fueled by debt anyway. Bills will come due. Bubble will burst.
>>No boatniggers and Syrian refugees.
Based Tone ordered up 12,000 Syrian refugees just last year. The country is awash with niggers and other scum.
>>Anglo-country.
lol once a long time ago.
>>Minimum wages that people can LIVE OFF (LOL @ Americans).
Even the middle class need government welfare to make ends meet.
>>High salaries.
And high taxes and high cost of living and absurdly high house prices and rents.
>>72416753
Canada the only famous people your country has produced are Celine Dion, Justin Bieber and Justin Trudeau and of those Celine Dion is the only one who is remotely masculine.
>>72416753
Aaaaand Chad Kroeger, Bieber, the list goes on are the only leafs people will know. Face it cancuck,
Your country is pathetic. It's a farce, pretend America is all you are. You no distinct culture, no separate accent, no redeeming features yet you still haven't killed yourself yet.
Why are you living again?
>>72416876
>nothing else comes to mind
>flies don't exist
Quite literately the two biggest downsides of living here by a long margin.
>>72416920
M8 are you some kind of bloody darkie or something?
What a cucked defeatist attitude.
Awash with scum? Maybe in the dead centre of Melbourne and Sydney but no where else.
Even the middle class need welfare? I've never received a dime from the government and never will out of principle.
Please go back to where you came from. We're full, you see.
>>72416983
Shampoo your crotch once in a while m8 and the flies will stop following ya.
>>72416983
Exactly
Summer is hot enough that you can spend the whole day in the pool or down by the beach
Winter is chilly, but you can still catch the odd bogan chilling in boardies
and we're relatively scumbag free, unlike the US. Feels good to not get shot simply for being white.
>>72415710
wifi
ill shove my boomerang up your ass you diabetic syrup drinking cunt
>>72417062
I nads my nads, started with the legs for footy and got a bit out of control
>>72415710
I think Canada of all people should be able to appreciate that /pol/ wouldn't be the same without Australia
>>72415710
goon
>>72416920
>Doesn't exist in any country. Bogans stay bogans.
Yes, but I meant equal opportunity regardless of your wealth and background.
One example. You are able to go to an elite university (or any one for that matter) as long as you meet the cut off requirement. Studying commerce at a top uni doesn't not cost very much more than the same course at a shit tier uni. In burgerland to go to a top school you need to be willing to take on huge college debts and/or have wealthy parents who can pay for your ivy education.
>>72417167
Post pics m8.
Australia's bantz are cheeky and fun. Canada's bantz are cruel and tragic.
>>72415710
http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/CA/AU
shit canada is riddled with AIDS
>>72417215
m8 I think Harvard doesn't even charge its students tuition any more. Most of the really elite ones are moving in that direction.
If you are poor you get scholarships from everywhere,
>>72415710
>What has this desert island piece of shit contributed to the world?
SAYS CANADA
>>72415710
coming from canada lel
>>72415710
Inventors of the splade, the motorized lawnmower, the hills hoist and bagged wine. Everything a whiteman needs right there.
Nice "shit post" faggot.
>>72415710
WEED DUDE
>>72416199
This. I agree with all of this.
>>72417816
A most glorious webm
Which movie is it from?
your butthurt at the thought of us is contribution enough
>>72417215
>developed cancer in high school
>spend my 16th, 17th, and 18th in hospital hooked up to machines
>wasn't able to study, therefore wasn't able to complete the exam
>didn't graduate
>no universities will take me
not equal just yet m8.
>>72415710
>What has this desert island piece of shit contributed to the world?
Better bantz than your French faggot ass.
>The only reason why they are rich is because they sell iron, coals and rare rocks to China.
That and all the tourism dollars. Since I'm sure you're unfamiliar, that's money that people spend going to countries that have something to offer.
>Fucking bogan convicts will never amount to anything.
Except triggering you, faggot.
>>72416199
That is probably the most articulate thing I have read today.
>>72418297
To be fair m8, you technically didn't get your high school diploma. Why should they just throw open their doors? Stop bitching, go to night school and get your ATAR.
>>72415710
They excel at bringing the bantz, unlike your country, you mapleslut.
>>72415710
OP is just mad coz he doesn't have an intact penis
Dont use that picture your dirty leaf cuck
>>72415710
I prefer the Island than the leaf.
No, Québec doesn"t count.
>>72418368
>ATAR
I did get my ATAR. No universities will take me on as an adult student due to medical complications.
>>72415710
accurate post, but so what? you jealous mate?
>>72416199
Your third world economy will collapse after China stop buying your stupid rocks.
Get the fuck back to work convict scum.
>>72418498
Well that's actually a joke. As if you wouldn't be allowed in?
You able to do a trade instead?
If not try and find something entry level on the phones at the bank, it's what I'm doing, pretty easy to get in, just don't be autistic. Plenty of opportunity.
>>72418564
>Well that's actually a joke. As if you wouldn't be allowed in?
Yes. I was explicitly told by one university (one in Queensland) that they don't want "defectives".
>You able to do a trade instead?
I'm doing a welding apprenticeship right now. I just wanted to point out that "equal opportunity" is about as common as police playing the banjo by the highway.
>>72418684
>I was explicitly told by one university (one in Queensland) that they don't want "defectives".
Bullshit m8. Universities are soft as fuck and PC to a fault. The more disabilities you have the more they would fall over themselves to help you.
>>72415710
Hot chicks on Home and Away.
>>72418774
>Bullshit
That's exactly why I don't pipe up about it. Everyone I say that to comes back with the same answer.
I'm a white male with a disability senpai. They could be getting more money by just getting some woman with ADHD. Nobody gives a fuck about you unless you're a woman in this world.
>>72418684
>they didn't want detectives
>no equal opportunity
You aren't black are you?
May be why.
Funnily enough, that wouldn't happen in Victoria. All memes aside it's not as bad as what people say.
Good that you got an apprentiship, neep more trades and people like yourself.
>>72418684
You need to go on Today Tonight or some charity group. The way you've been treated is downright unaustralian.
I wish we'd stop selling shit to the fucking chinks we could be a world super power we could have a mighty military our leaders are retarded.
>>72418952
Pretty much this. Don't you keep quiet anon, screw what those bastards say. What the hell does your medical history have to do with your ability at uni? It was cancer not bloody autism or the downs, bloody hell
>>72418024
Billy Elliot mate
>>72415710
Enjoying your WiFi CANAKEK??
>>72418368
>high school diploma
whatareya, some kind of fuckin yank cunt? fuck off Pedro
>>72418684
ah yeah so you'll actually do something that'll be useful to our country rather than get an arts degree and not work like all the other useless cunts, good stuff, apart from the fact that boileys are retards
Thanks for Scott Pilgrim Saves the World, Justin Bieber, Justin Trudeau, the cast of Knocked Up, and all the terrible child actors on Nickelodeon in the 90s. Canada has truly given back to the world. Canadian bacon isn't ham. Maple syrup isn't the same from everywhere. Gravy and cheese curds all over greasy fries doesn't make you sound as fat as America. Your beer doesn't taste like piss. Moose are people, too. Quebec truly is best France.
Thanks for all you've done, Canada, the world's forgotten strip of inhabitable land.
>>72419379
Me Dad always says he "matriculated".
>>72415710
How bout you shove that leaf up your ass cunt
Can't wait till America raids your land and takes your turf
