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Australian iSideWith thread

Non-australians welcome, see where you stand on our politics

Post yours, cunts.

http://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz

>side with greens on everything except social and immigration issues, what a surprise.
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I have no idea how I got this result, I hate Labor and the Greens

I am an undecided voter, but would probably vote Katter's Party if the option was available
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>>72406831

> I hate Labor and the Greens

Do you hate the entire party and their policy or just their views on social and immigration matters?
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>I guess I can vote for basically anyone
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What's the word on Queensland? Looks like my views match up well there.
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Really Australia?
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>>72406106
Kek
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>>72407332
>any other Authoritarians on /pol/?

>>72407398
It is basically our equivalent to the South/Florida
>look up former premier Sir Joh Bjlke-Petersen, he supported apartheid, had the police beat up hippies, etc.
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>>72407577
And how many of those Nos are foreigners just curious.
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So apparently I should be voting for the greens, but there is no fucking way I'm doing that with their immigration and foreign policies
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>>72407577
God bless the USA
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>>72407577
I got this, what does it mean.
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>>72407159
I just wish a party that had all the ideals was one party, not bits of everything.

We need a government that can
>build 21st century infrastructure (NBN, Roads, Rail)
>can build mass amounts of clean energy (solar, wind, nuclear if need be)
>can stop giving handouts to plebs
>can stop importing abominations
>can give people who live in this country first preference over a visa worker
>freeze the cost of living. eg, power, water, rates, food, etc....

I earn 42,000 a year, and after expenses and tax, I'm left with about $500-$600 savings. It's getting fucking ridiculous. You can't even go on a decent 2 week holiday with that money!

All this while dole bludgers and shitskins get money given to them to do fuck all!

something like that anyways
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>>72406106
>Not loving the shooters and fishers


Just give up every last gun
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>>72407659
>He excused racially discriminatory legislation as a protective measure and generally saw issues of Aboriginal self-determination as part of his state's crusade against the monolithic centralism of Canberra under Labor

Haha amazing
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>>72406106
>I have no clue about Australian politics
Redpill me on my results, plz.
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Too tired to figure out how to screenshot on Windows 10 but I got Labor 87%, Liberal 86% and Greens 86%.

Interdasting.
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Surprised greens are so high...
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>>72408024
Right wing libertarian.
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>>72408024
Libs are centralist I guess
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Is this good? I can't even fucking tell.

t. bernout turned trump supporter
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No idea what this means, I'm not familiar with Australian politics or its economic problems
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>>72406106
top kek Aussie shitposters are the best
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I got Liberal Democrats.

Red pill me on them, are they shit?
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1/3
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>>72406106
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>>72408478
2/3
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>>72408512
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>>72408511
How the cunting hell did I get fucking greens?
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>>72406831
Here is a bit more to the picture
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>>72408417
I got the same shit, but I'll never side with those evangelists. Religion should have no part in goverment.
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>>72406106
Patricians party coming through.
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>>72407874

Welfare might be a significant chunk of the taxation bill, but when you look at how much the wealthy mining industries are subsidised and how much the wealthy dodge in taxes, you realise that welfare recipients are not the problem.
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Are the Australian liberals considered the old-fashioned party?
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>>72407874
lol what the fuck do you have a cocaine habit or just retarded spending habits
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Pretty piss poor that a lot of parties don't get a mention.

I added fortitude. But don't expect it to ever show up.
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>>72408471
Smaller party , shape themselves as the party that isn't centrist . i Like them cause they want to remove alcohol and tobacco tax , they don't have candidates in my electorate though so I'm voting voluntary euthanasia party
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>>72408667

Yes, they are the conservatives. the word "liberal" is used in a traditional, not an american sense.
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>>72408667
Yes. Labour is our "token left" and liberals are our "token right/conservatives"
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>>72407874
Stop drivinga fucking V8 you pleb.
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>liberals and greens this high

I don't understand.
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Where's Katter and Palmer?
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>>72408841
Liberals are conservatives and the greens are cucks
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>>72408841
Good thing the liberals are partnered with the nationals or who knows where we would be.
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>>72407332
Pretty much the problem with politics world wide at the moment.
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>>72408990
How did I get the greens then if I voted super against refugees, immigration or environmentally friendly choices?
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Katter would be great, the only thing is, he is 70yo+
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If labour had the same stance on foreign policy and Muslims then id be more than happy to vote for them
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>>72409127
The shit is probably biased
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>>72409127
greens and labour WANT dirty mudslimes
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>>72406106
The liberals are cancer, so as long as you are far from them you are okay. Those issues are really important though. Neither labor nor liberal will be letting the mudslimes in
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>>72409338

And the liberals want us to suck wealthy jew cock and subsidise them. You can't win.
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>>72409174
On a side note, this is probably exactly how my ballot will look anyway, except I'd put in some extra rightwing meme parties before the major parties. Voting below the line, btw.
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>>72409338
Exactly, how the fuck did I get greens as my second highest then?
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>>72406106
Literally who?
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>>72406106
Family first
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>>72409127
Gay marriage?
>What else did you vote for?
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>>72409489
Said marriage should be a purely religious thing, said we shouldn't give foreign aid to any country, no US military bases, scale back involvement with UN.

I guess maybe because I voted pro legalization of drugs?
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/cruzmissile/ here - is this good? Will I save you many dollerydoos?

http://australia.isidewith.com/results/2281373186
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lads
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is that good aussies?
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>>72406106
Good or bad aussie bros?
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>>72409390
If only someone would step up and combine the left's economic policy with the everything else from the right.
With the current system we get fucked one way no matter who wins.
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>>72408137
Good man, Ivan.
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>>72409682
Not bad if you like yuh freedoms and small government

>>72409723
same as above
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Fuck the greens.
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Answered all the questions as if it said UK.

Is this guy your Farage?
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>>72409682
>>72409630
Most Burgers and Syrupmonkies on /pol/ seem to get Liberals and Liberal Democrats as their most matched parties. Lib Dems are basically our libertarians. The Liberal party are Classic Liberalism, socially conservative. Not "liberals" as you know them in N. America.
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>>72409595
What about abortion or euthanasia?
>Probably some weirdness, if you check my post I had similar weirdness as do others
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>>72409896

Family First is Farage mixed with evangelical lunacy. More or less.
There's something horribly deficient with all parties.
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>>72409630
Of course someone who's voting for a failed Republican candidate would vote for a failed Australian political party. Comedy gold!
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>>72409896
Who is your token conservative Christian political party leader?
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>>72406106
You really need to kill yourself.
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Liberals are really have a phobia of technology, don't they?
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>>72410078
Why?
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NIGGERS
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plebs, the lot of you
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>>72410154
No, they have a phobia of taking profits away from their merchant backers.
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I didn't even know this party existed.
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>>72410078

That's nice, enjoy that jew cock faggot.
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>>72410154
The problem is that most of their voter base are older Australians who don't really understand the significance of catching up to the rest of the world in technological infrastructure. They just see it as "hurrr young people watching yootoobs"
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>>72410154
>>72410215
>hating the free market this much
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>>72410220
Not trying to be that guy who calls people kid on 4chan but are you fairly youngish?
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Ausbros we gotta meme based Leyonjhelm into power

I want our guns back
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>>72410340
Yeah dude i'm 21.
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>>72410302
We don't have a free market. We have entrenched collusive monopolies. Hell will freezeover and the sun will die before one of our telecoms invests in any infrastructure.
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>>72410302
Privatisation of the network is what got Australia our shitty internet situation in the first place.

>>72410377
Yeah fair enough. I knew shit all about Aus politics at your age too besides the bigger parties.
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>>72406106
Is Australia an alternate universe where the green party has a chance and doesn't get votes solely by mistake?
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Anyone else notice a lot of correlation with liberal democrats? The fucking copypasta party, no shit their policies are good, pity their people are worthless. This is some libertarian shilling for Australia (and left wing shilling for America), not that I should complain, but the LD are shit. Again, great policies, shit everything else.

Why waste your vote on a copy pasta party? Literally berate your independent candidate until they're sufficiently libertarians.
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>>72410222
Insults from a greeny, fuck off to germistan.

>>72410168
90% Greens party...

They want us to become more cucked than Sweden.
They had that other scrag Gillard abolish Howards immigration policies leading to the influx of muslims here via boat
They made Gillard also put in Carbon Tax which killed our Mining sector which was just over its peak boom. Many mining sites and thousands of jobs were lost.
They also voted with labour for immigrant work visa's to come in including over 1400 immigrants to work in the mine which a mate of mine as well as another 1400 aussies were made redundant in mining sites. I could go on and on and on....

A vote for labour/greens is a vote for Australia's death.
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>>72410377
I'm 21 and I'm very aware of their existence, I put them as #1 in the last election on my ballot. I guess they're just not in your electorate.
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>>72410453
>Privatisation of the network is what got Australia our shitty internet situation in the first place.
[citation needed]
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>>72410474
A burger on /pol/ who agrees with the Greens on immigration policy? The fuck?
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lib dems
i am a lolbertrian what are the flaws with the lib dems /pol/?
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>>72407874
$42k Aussie dollars a year is a shit tier salary though. No wonder ur struggling.
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>>72410054

Probably Farage
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>>72410474
The people who vote for Greens are people who think that Labor has moved too far to the right, it's basically a protest vote. Also trendy University kids and people from Melbourne vote for them.
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>>72410453
Yeah i really only know about labor, greens and liberal. Because they are the only ones that can publicity.
>>72410481
Yeah but you are probs a little nerd cunt, arent you bitch?
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>>72410583
Nice.
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Sounds like the Labor and Greens are the official cuck parties of Australia. I'm disappointed there was no option to sink all the boat people on site though.
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>>72410578
weak on immigration and that's about it. they want to charge 30k per immigrant to live here i think.
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>Should the military allow women to serve in combat roles?
>Yes as long as they can pass the same physical tests as men: 13%

only 13 percent, for fucks sake
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>>72408738
> remove alcohol tax

Kek yeah good one, more cheap alcohol for abos
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>>72410606
Yeah, I guess you could say that. I was never Chad.
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>>72406106
I don't follow Australian politics. Is this a /pol/ result Aussies?
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>>72407787
It means you've got the downs
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>>72410487
Telstra is a good example of shit, that fat slob of shit won't even lift their finger to spend $1. It's all about their shareholders and Indian and Paki call centres rather than a quality network

Optus on the other hand has invested some monies to increase their bandwidth and install new mobile towers. At least not all hope is lost, yet.
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>>72410478

You really don't even read do you?

Does it say I agree with them on Immigration policies? No, like I said in the OP, if you were smart enough to read (but apparently not) I disagree with them on social and immigration issues.

Secondly:
>They made Gillard also put in Carbon Tax which killed our Mining sector which was just over its peak boom. Many mining sites and thousands of jobs were lost.

You actually believe the right wing propaganda

How is the collapse of world Iron Ore and coal prices have ANYTHING to do with anyone's government policy in Australia. You're absolutely braindead.

>They also voted with labour for immigrant work visa's to come in including over 1400 immigrants to work in the mine which a mate of mine as well as another 1400 aussies were made redundant in mining sites. I could go on and on and on....

I am opposed to immigrant labour.
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>>72410720
as long as it's not greens or labour. then yer it's a pretty /pol/ result
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How the fuck did I manage this?
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>>72410720
If you agree that /pol/ is a Christian board, then yes, it is a good result.
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>>72410747
Labor* you fucking retard.
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>>72410573
/pol/ is not one person. I actually don't care much about immigration. It's pretty stupid to let immigrants in without checking their background though. I'm all for letting in women and children.

>>72410603
>protest vote
In the U.S. green party is like an independent party, i.e. "(C) Non of the above".
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>>72408746
>Labour
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>>72410790
Socialist cuckold calling other people retards

LOL
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>>72410772
I'm a nationalist first, christian second.
Is Family First like the Tea Party of Straya?
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>>72410792
We have preferential voting though so it's not a wasted vote.

>>72410836
You don't know what socialism means and you can't spell.
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>>72410481
Why would you do that?
They're basically "MUH FEELS" the party.
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>>72410765
Literally everyone is getting LD. It's shilling for them for some reason.

Again, great policies, but reminder you're voting for the people.
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>>72410790
That's actually the correct way to spell Labour.
The way to spell it for the party is pretty retarded, so it is a common mistake, however being a little cuck bitch boy like you, isn't.
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>>72410765
through most important / least important options probably
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>>72410860
Correcting people's spelling in 2016

BAKA at this kid
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>>72406106
>I side with the Liberals

B-B-B-B-BUT I SAID SINK THE BOATS, BAN ISLAM AND DUMP NUCLEAR WASTE ON ABBO COMMUNITIES, NOT PREP THE SYRIAN MANDINGOS.
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>>72410845
Ultra-authoritarian party, with a sprinkling of Christian.
They're the only party more likely to ban shit than the Greens.
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>>72410664
We want equal men and women in everything. >Only 13% say yes as long as they can pass the same physical tests as men.

>If issue goes public, will never hear the end of this meme
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>>72410453
>Privatisation of the network is what got Australia our shitty internet situation in the first place.
implying telstra has governement backed monopoly on that shit
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>>72410860
>You don't know what socialism means
>its not real socialism
>socialism has never really been tried

every commie favorite lines
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>>72410736
90% Greens. Fuck off to Germistan

Also yes, because Gillard said she wouldn't but she could only get in (as she was never once elected by the people) with the greens support. Hence it happened. You can argue that she would've done it anyway but that's not what happened.

>How is the collapse of world Iron Ore and coal prices have ANYTHING to do with anyone's government policy in Australia. You're absolutely braindead.

No shit, the mining sector slowed down for multiple reasons and an increase of tax in the tens of millions of dollars range for most sizeable mining companies was its death blow. I do assessments for earth moving equipment and know plenty of mining companies in qld and wa because I used to do tickets for their workers before many closed down, so I know what I am talking about. Stay in Melbourne and never move from there you stupid fucking idiot.
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I expected to get one of the right wing meme parties tbqh.
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>>72410897
No it isn't the correct way to spell Labor, as in Labor party. It's the correct way to spell labour though. God you people are fucking retarded.
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>>72410894
Well, I've been a paying LDP member since before I could vote, but I'm so middle field with the other parties, it's insane.
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>>72410845
They're not libertarian, so they're not like the Tea Party. Family First is a traditional conservative party that bases its policies on our Christian heritage and morals, though they're not officially a Christian party. But everyone knows that they're a Christian party.
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>>72410985
BASED DAVID RISES
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>>72410918

People really need to get rid of this failure of American definition of "liberal".

Liberalism everywhere except America is a right-wing politic. The Liberal party are fiscal and social conservatives.
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This poll doesn't really include policy decisions that the parties are campaigning on this time around, just the same old shit that's been doing rounds for ever. On most of these issues the 2 major parties and most moderate smaller parties have the same stance.
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>>72410963
I don't think they've been added on to the website yet

They have no chance anyway. Not even the Lib Dems or Family First have a chance so it's kind of pointless voting for those other meme parties
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>>72410868
Simply put, I think that Christianity needs a second awakening in this country. Everyone votes by their feels, some people just feel stronger than others.
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Met some Australians on a cruise ship. They asked about American politics. Eventually got on the topic of how bad some US cities are. So I brought up Abos.

Anything else I should have mentioned that you upsidedown rednecks hate?
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>>72406106
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>>72410968
What do you mean "You people"?
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>>72409938
Liberals are not classic Liberalism, they're authoritarian lite.
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>>72411039
Yeah i know, i'll probably just donkey vote at this election, just get my name ticked off and vote for Trump on the ballot paper.
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>>72411056
The Chinese, Gina Reinhart
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>>72411046
The only Churches which are active here in Melbourne are Assyrian and Greek Orthodox churches.

I think Christianity in Australia is basically dead if you look at the stats and it doesn't look like it will ever come back
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>>72411078
>>72409260
>>72408511
>>72407764
>>72406831
>>72406106

Get out.
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>>72411046
Cristcucks are the worst. All gen y Christians are Greenies through and through.
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>>72411078
Fuck off
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be true to thine own heart, cunts
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>>72411185
>All gen y Christians are Greenies through and through.
Lol. Not true at all.
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>>72410918
it's the centre right party here pedo now build that wall
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>>72411185
I'm a gen y catholic and i think that all homosexuals belong at the end of rope.
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>>72406106
Liberal democrats
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>>72411217
Fuck, I need that party.
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>>72411217
holy fuck

lol
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What do I win.

Also
>Which of your friends is most similar or opposite your beliefs
>4chan: 32%
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>>72411162
It is on life support, yes, I agree. Evangelical Christianity is popular with some portion of the youth though; traditional liturgical Christianity is definitely on the way out. But I'd like to see Christianity big in this country again, and I do my part to try to make it so.

>>72411185
(You)
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Australian politics is a fucking joke. It's a revolving door of people trying to stab each other in the back.
I miss Tony.
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>>72411046
you didn't watch that last Qanda episode did you?
christfags are beyond cucked
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>>72411208
you must be an unbased cuck
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>>72411322
>Tony
He was a dumb cunt but he was OUR dumb cunt. It feels weird without him.
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>>72411248
> Malcolm Spinbull
> Right
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>>72411349
>Greens voter calling anyone a cuck
Hope you are just kidding. If you aren't you are everything wrong with this country. You need fuck off to Sweden m8
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>>72411185
Anglicans/United maybe. Most Catholics and Orthodox Gen Ys I know are against abortion, faggotry, and militant Leftism. The Greens are an atheist party.
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>>72411362
Tony possessed common sense
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>>72410959

And to think you get to vote. This is the prime example of the failings of democracy.
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>>72411414
I'm not a greens voter lmao. Look at the issues idiot. I put immigration and foreign policy high on my list. I'm a LNP/Family First supporter cunt.
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>>72411321
Why though?
Shit's a waste in time.

I'd much rather boat plinking became our national Sunday past time.
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>>72411510
You are a deadset cockhead mate.
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>>72411329
That's what happens when heretical scumbags present themselves as the 'standard' of Australian Christianity. I know Christians who think gays are an abomination and that women shouldn't preach. There's still a large number of Christians who are hardcore conservative. Bernadi isn't a lone fundie extremist.
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>>72411446
Kek no he didn't.
Fucking knights and dames was the last nail in his shitty coffin.

At the end of the day, he was yet another Britcuck export.
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>>72411510
> Claim $460 from the government every fortnight
>$6 for the GP is just too hard
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>>72411572
DEADSET
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>>72411446

>Tony possessed common sense

Please tell me you're underage.
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>>72411600
So why is Malcolm running for reeletion on Tony's policies?
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>>72406106
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>>72406106
> 99% the same
> Only issues we disagree on are the ones that actually matter
Fuck this, I'm starting my own party.
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>>72411446
>Tony possessed common sense
kek
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>>72411429
Tbh mate, I'm all aboard the faggotry and abortion train, last thing we need is more abos or child raping priests.
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>>72411653
> I, anonymous of 4chan, know more about real world common sense than a guy who became Prime Minister
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>>72411665
Because Prepbull is another national embarrassment.
Just fucking yesterday he was kneeling on graves, just to suck of John Howard.
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Is this seriously being discussed in Australia?
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>>72411546
If you think it's a waste of time, and that you'd rather do something else on Sundays, that's fine, you live your life. Personally though, I think that the Bible and Christianity are the best guidebook a person, community, or country can have. Therefore, it would be best that they follow what it says to do, even if they don't believe in it.
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>>72411685
muh adlers
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>>72411762
kek
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>>72411762
Nope, i have no idea why it's on there.
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>>72411723

Actually it's entirely plausible. Idiots in numbers make a powerful force. Considering that he couldn't even navigate a barely hostile senate and was so out of touch with the electorate that by the end they hated him.

Yeah, I'd say I do possess more common sense than Tony Abbott. That's not hard.
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Can one of you cunts redpill me on the gonski review/funding model?

Is it good?
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>>72411762
we are a forced to be reckoned with, yanks should tremble
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>>72411665
Malcom "Moshe" Turnbull is literally a globalist anglojew goldman sachs banker. He's a spineless lolbertarian who will slowly erode the LNP platform until it is unrecognisable from the progressive left bar economic issues.
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>>72411698
He is British, he is incapable of taste.
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>>72411762
It's an American website so they through in random shit because they don't know anything about Australia. There was also a bit about denying criminals a vote, based on what some US governor proposed in the 1800s.
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>>72411762
No, they probably just couldn't think of anything else to ask.
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>>72411823
Kater is literally the Australian shitposting meme cartoon.
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>>72406106
feels hayek man

this has got to be some kind of high score
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>>72411762
We don't tell Americans, but it's pretty much a worst kept secret in Australia that our government has broken the non proliferation treaty and has maybe 8-12 active nukes. We can't use them until the perfect moment though, we have to announce we're nuclear at a time when the world is willing to tolerate it. So we encourage NK to fuck around a bit.
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>>72411884
Pretty much
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>>72406831

taxing mines and not selling land make you go greens domestic
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>>72411780
Can I rape then mary your daughter?
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>>72411884
you fucking limp wristed fairy cunt i already know this
i am a bob katter enthusiast, the aussie shitposter meme was derived from his distinctive northern queenslander appearance
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>>72411892
the thing then proceeded to go full retard and call me a globalist for not thinking tariffs work, and a progressive because I don't think the government has any right to define for social concepts like marriage
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>>72411824
Is this election liberals who are secretly voting Labor and Labor members who are secretly voting Liberal?
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Am I cool? Also added American one for reference.
I am assuming Australian Liberals are different from Murican Liberals because this thing is saying I am Liberal even thought I don't want convicts to vote, don't want taxes to stop ''global warming'' and want all refugees turned back. I am even pro-life and picked the ''wage gap is a myth'' option.

I just don't see how any of my answers make me Liberal.
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>>72411975
Well, I'm not Jewish and Australia is not part of the Levite tribe in regional Ancient Israel, so that Law doesn't apply to us.
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>>72406106
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labour, ah fuck my ass
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>>72406106
>liberals
But...but I'm alt right. Do you guys just have backwards names or something?
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>>72406106
ffs the mobile version of the site sucks hard, took me nearly half an hour
anyway how did I do Ausbros?
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This is where I realised the LDP hates Australian graduates. Contemplating writing this cuck a letter.

I doubt anyone will read my custom answers, but in the off chance they do I included them.
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>>72412063
Liberal parties in Australia are center right wing mostly, but never left. It is confusing when you talk about liberals in Australia because most think of right wing people not left wing.
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>>72412110
liberals are the center-right party of australia.
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>>72412110
They are economically liberal, not socially liberal.
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>>72412166
good man
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>>72411780
I've never met a pleasant overtly religious person.
Just shut the fuck up, stop trying to peddle your wares and let me live in peace, ideally plinking cans on a rural property.
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>>72412063
'Liberal' here means the opposite to what Americans define it as, it's closer to libertarian (economically speaking). The Liberal party is the conservative party here.
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>>72412103
butt blasting
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What is this garbage? I literally side with Labor on 0 most on any issue sector but they still rise to the top?
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expected
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>>72412098

Did I do good? I assume liberal democrats are good and green are faggots.
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What does this mean?
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>>72412063

Classical liberals I assume.
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>>72412136
Shithouse, but you're still a Czechbro.
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>>72412301

It means you could save Canada.
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>>72412196
I've met several overtly religious people, some of the nicest people I've ever met. Conversely, some of the worst people I've met a committed atheists. You can do and believe whatever you want brah, it's not my right to shove things down your throat.
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>>72412301
It means that you're Based AF.
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>>72412110

No, only America does. Everywhere except America labels liberalism as a right-wing politic. Free market, strength of the individual, wealth of liberties, etc.
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>>72412301
It means you're an authoritarian cuck.
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>>72412370
You're fine then, I keep my power level on the dl, especially around people who tell you they're Christian within three seconds of meeting you.
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>>72412155
>>72412213
It's still very confusing.
The thing says I am progressive
>pro-life
>anti gay marriage
>anti wage gap myth
>supporting free dental care only for minors like in Latvia
Just doesn't make sense to me.
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>family first
goofy party name tbqhwy
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>>72412454
If they can't respect your beliefs and argue the point, then they're best to be left alone.
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>>72411884
> yfw you realise he's literally nationalist socialist
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Family First - Christian Conservatives
Greens - Greens
Liberal Democrats - Libertarians
Labor - American Democrat party Aussie version
Liberal - American Republican party Aussie version
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>>72410352
K mate let's have another Port Arthur. Sounds like a fun day out for all the family to me.
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>>72412577
>Greens - Greens
What does that even mean? Vegetarians? Hippies? Environmentalists? Farmers?
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>>72412071
Are you 7th day advenkike?
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>>72412577
I can agree with this.
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>>72412636
>Vegetarians? Hippies? Environmentalists?
faggots
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>>72412110
Don't listen to these fuckers, Liberals are the centre left
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>>72412610
>muh port arthur
oy vey
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Actually an American
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>>72412640
Nope, why?
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>>72412166
> Elected on a platform of minimizing wasteful government
> Collects $160k/year + expenses to write snarky emails
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>>72412333
I just looked them up and they look like some Kasich-style Jesus-loving maniacs without any power, kinda weird since I'm atheist t b h
but still they seem anti-muslim, anti-boat people, anti-green and pro-market so probably lesser evil at least
what's really wrong with them?
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>>72412301
Harper
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>>72412370
I'm muslim, and it is my right to shove things down your throat
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I guess I'll vote Liberal
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>>72412563
My wife's family is entirely evangelical and it's very hard keeping them out of our lives.
We recently built a house and they came around first day we moved in to hand us a serenity prayer plaque, to add to the 16 others they've given us that now reside in a storage bin in our roof space.
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