https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjK8KysymcE
>>72403569
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72403569
>former presidential candidate
Jeb is a mess!
GUAC
>>72403569
I almost cried when I saw him in CNN.
I miss Jeb. He was fun, and innocent.
Seeing him like that was almost to much to bear.
I hurt myself today
>>72403569
poor little yeb!
>>72403569
I really wish George H had stayed lucid long enough to watch his political dynasty collapse.
>>72404675
H was a creeper. I believe every foul thing i've ever read about him. I'm positive he's into child sex rituals and satanic murder. and that's just how he spends his saturday morning.
>>72403569
>>72403569
He seems way more confident here.
Why the fuck didn't he get contacts and get a hair cut while campaigning? He looked like a dork.
>>72403569
Please applaud
>>72405191
He's had some time to recharge
I think we're coming face to face with the first uncomfortable truth of Trump's campaign. When he says:
>You're gonna beg me, Donald, please stop winning! No more!
we always assumed it was a joke. But to see Jeb! like this, so utterly beaten, bloodied and humiliated, such a shadow of his former self, we feel inclined to turn to Trump and say "Dude! Stop! He's beaten! We're tired of beating him! Leave him alone!"
And Trump looks at us and says:
>I. DON'T. CARE. We're going to keep winning.
And then he winds back and punches Jeb again.
It's... it's... I don't know how to feel. Am I happy we're winning? Yeah! But in forgetting what it means to win, America also frogot what it means to really, truly lose.
>>72404934
Tell me more about him. I've only heard fragments.
>>72403569
Did someone smash a guac bowl against his left cheek?
>>72403569
man he really hates trump
>carly fiorina can take on hillary
lol really? hillary would eat her alive.
>>72405191
>He seems way more confident here.
He still looks like a complete cuck
>H-HE'S NOT A SERIOUS PERSON! FIORINA TOTAL IS THOUGH
>>72405725
What the fuck is he even talking about? Fiorina?
The primaries are over. Trump basically won at this point. Why are republican runners now shilling against their already insured nominee? They're supporting Hillary by doing this.
>play video
>vote4energy.org ad
Calling it now, Jeb will openly endorse Hillary in a Trump V Hillary election.
>>72405316
it's over for Trump, /pol is on the Jebfigthter of freedom now!
>>72403569
Slow and steady!
Literally who?
>>72405886
Because Jeb is low energy and late to the party again.
The lights are off everyone has left or passed out on the couch.
Trump walks out of the bedroom with the sound of girls giggling as he yells at Jeb to get the fuck off his property.
He looks like five years older. What happened to him?
>>72408313
He ran out of energy
I unironically like Jeb Bush. Now I'm stuck with the last moderate in the race, John Kasich.
