>Be Ted Cruz at Rally
>Some guy thinks he is clever
>Some guy has plan to get Ted Cruz to sign his copy of Communist Manifesto for the lolz
>Some guy and Communist Manifesto BTFO
>>72392676
>Be Ted Cruz at Rally
Is that miserable son of bitch, "Lucifer in the flesh" still in this race?
>>72392676
Cruz is the fucking man
>>72393119
This, I'm not even into this race, but that is some good shit right there.
>>72393039
You have to be delusional if you think John Boehner or however it is spelled saying bad things about Ted Cruz is bad news for Ted Cruz in a Republican Primary. This is almost like an endorsement for him.
>>72393039
I used to be a Trumpkin until I read that quote in your pic, I am now a #cruzmissle
>>72392676
The only based thing Rafael Cruz ever did. I am saying it as a descendant of repressed Cossacks and merchants.
Nobody suffers due to capitalism
>>72392676
Canadians are hard to fool.
>>72393372
>Nobody suffers due to capitalism
This is literally true.
>>72392676
Not a fan of Cruz but this was fucking based.
Better Dead than Red.
>>72393372
>>72393526
Fuck off and go fix the derivatives and the Chinese making golden Yuan with a public central bank that nobody else has. Muh fiat money. Mongs.
>>72392676
Nah, we'll take the meme candidate, thanks.
>>72393664
Oh you stupid Syrup asshole. You are too stupid to even know what capitalism is.
>>72393664
Muh leaf!
>>72393739
I can't let that happen anon. Together we are going to Make America Great again!
>>72393648
That faggot had a tweet saying his govt brought in more immigrants than any other country. His old boss passed C-51 and FIPA and sold half the country to Nexen. Studied Stalinist manuscripts. Said it wasn't his responsibility to help feed his neighbour's kids. Finance Minister said the grandchildren will pay for Harper's debt. Millions die in capitalist Zionist wars and starve to death or in factory fires. Guy's a tool
>>72393805
It's because I know it all too well and we all live on a wizard of Oz stage and it's all fake and gay and you suck it off like a good Cow
>>72393914
Or we just euthanise retards
>>72393914
Holy Moley. Go load yourself into a catapult and launch yourself into the ocean. DO NOT try to swim after landing.
>>72392676
fake publicity stunt
nice try, Rato
>>72394124
Not one of these are satisfactory replies. Go shill your agenda to a man whom cannot view his own benis
>>72392676
>Fuck you stupid communism, kiddo.
based Cruz
>>72392676
Wow that is the first thing he has ever done that I actually like
>>72394174
This
>>72392676
>Millions have suffered because of this.
But that's the Communist Manifesto, not the Bible.
>>72394590
Quite right my good sir! Now if you will excuse me I have to spend some quality time with my waifu body pillow. She gets lonely.
+1 for not being a commie
-10000 for being Ted Cruz
Trump still wins you double nigger
>>72394174
>fake
I'm a little drunk and have opened it in Photoshop, but the picture itself looks fake as fuck. The coverage and intensity of the black "sharpie" signature is too uniform and intense. It also doesnt follow the curvature of the page of the bound book--much too straight.
T. commercial printer
>>72395131
>double nigger
Hey Australia you can't use that word! That doesn't belong to you.
>>72393372
A FUCKING LEAF
>>72394933
Can somebody explain to me the whole fedora and atheism meme? You know that beloved Trump is clearly non-believer? His persona screams it
>>72395345
its about militant athiests that think it makes them superior and intellectual and rub it in everyone's faces
>>72392676
We'll played rato well played
>>72394590
*tips fedora* well done, gentleman
>>72392676
... ok that's actually pretty based
O wow Cruz tackling communism so brave
/pol/ needs to learn that the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend
>>72395345
There is a "militant" brand of atheism that has been on the rise in the west for the past couple decades. It is not that a person is an atheist or not, it is that people that tend to call themselves "Atheists" tend to be rather vocal about it and attribute it to their self-perceived sense of intellectual superiority. This is also common among a lot of socially awkward nerd types, who as predicted by their type, do stupid things like wear fedoras and look like nerds. Hence the correlation between fedora tippers and atheists.
So it isn't really atheists that are associated. It is the atheists that think everyone else is stupid and make a hobby of trying to point out that everyone is stupid because they don't believe in what they believe.
>>72395660
That presupposes that the enemy of your enemy isn't also your enemy. Cruz is the enemy so yeah
>>72395316
Nigger nigger nigger
>>72395883
That's what I was saying brah
>>72393369
Don't forget when he btfo Lil' Marco in one of the debates
>>72393648
>Jason "more Filipinos please, our corporations can't make a profit without them" Kenney
fuck that kike
>>72395326
A fucking aunt jemima
>>72392676
>not millions have died because of this
>>72393648
Just because theistic capitalism and mammonism encourage importing third world hordes for profit doesn't mean capitalism is to blame when these third world hordes murder, rape, and slaughter. You don't have a right to a pure or safe country. The only truth is the holy truth of the free market.
>>72392676
Wow before reading this I used to like Trump but now I think I might just be a #Cruzmissle.
>>72396554
No need to be angry.
>>72395883
I've reported you to your government for hate crimes and cultural appropriation. The drop bear drop is imminent.
>>72392676
Based Cruz.
>I'm a Cruz missile now
>>72393369
It was pretty based when Ted blew up the Gang of Eight legislation and cut the establishment's want for amnesty off at the knees.
>>72392676
I guess add this to the filibuster for the list of based cruz things.
Still only at 2 AFAIK, but eh.
>>72392676
What a not-so subtle PR move. But it's all ogre.
>>72392676
Wow! He really Blew The Fuck Out communism!
I guess I'm a cruise missile now!
